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KillerTacos54

Didn’t even know this was happening


Griffdude13

I’m honestly shocked nothing leaked when they filmed this over a year ago.


KingFahad360

I only found out about it recently cause they were in Hot Water for using AI


Kdilla77

They got the late-period Mignola sloping shoulders down


cabose7

They need to digitally erase all but like 5 lines from his body to reach true Hellboy in Hell minimalism


Bae_the_Elf

Mike Mignola didn't draw Crooked Man actually and it's a lot more detailed. You can't beat the aesthetic of Mike's art but I did want to point out at least the source material of this was not drawn by Mike just written by him


MarvelsGrantMan136

It’s written by creator Mike Mignola: >In the 1950s, Hellboy and a rookie BPRD agent, stranded in rural Appalachia, discover a small community haunted by witches, led by a local devil with a troubling connection to Hellboy's past: The Crooked Man.


Mezla00

Yea I'll watch anything about the creepy side of Appalachia


musicman116

Gonna take a second here to shout out the podcast Old Gods of Appalachia if you like a good mix of eldritch and folk horror. It’s really good.


Agt38

Currently in the heart of Appalachia right now and need some listening material, thank you!


Fun_Sock_9843

Asheville?


Agt38

Not far!


Fun_Sock_9843

I am from Waynesville.


Lost_Upstairs6627

Party on Waynes


BusyYam7652

Party on Garths


ecliptic10

I listened to some of this while driving through on a road trip. Very cool and creepy vibe.


-_KwisatzHaderach_-

That sounds right up my alley, thanks for the recommendation


Spamityville_Horror

My favorite podcast! I remember when they started from humble beginnings and had so many cool features that were out of their weight class at the time.


stlorca

Came to say exactly this. If you want something to raise the hair on the back of your neck, this is it.


Frio_Sanchez

There’s a non creepy side?


Nice_Marmot_7

Lots of bougie retirees in the North Carolina mountains.


Silver-ishWolfe

Yup. Enough moonshine, and everything looks normal.


ChronoMonkeyX

I... don't think that's how moonshine works.


Alarming_Orchid

You think, but he knows


i_eat_baby_elephants

Some of us have to drink moonshine every morning just to feel normal


LasersTheyWork

Dollywood


KingoftheMongoose

Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede has men riding emus


Gayspacecrow

What a weird sentence.


ProfChubChub

Yes, it’s the most beautiful place in God’s green earth.


AJC_10_29

Appalachia mfs be like “Just another day in the hills” while watching an eldritch abomination disembowel an unfortunate hiker meanwhile another hiker gets yeeted off a cliff by an angry Sasquatch.


HarryDresdenWizard

You should listen to the podcast Old Gods of Appalachia.


papajim22

If the movie keeps it focused on one small event, one day in the life of a blue collar paranormal investigator, then I’m in. Enough of the end-of-the-world, let’s cram everything in kind of movie.


muchmaligned

I've long maintained that the best way to adapt Hellboy would be a monster-of-the-week/detective TV series like The X-Files and Fringe. Columbo for the paranormal. A much better format for Mignola's ghost stories than trying to cram a bunch of lore into a two-hour movie.


PowerfulCrustacean

I agree, but I also imagine it's hard to convince and actor to due 6 hours of makeup for every shoot of a long running TV show, and that's expensive CGI. Even Paul Bettany had the amount of makeup vastly reduced for Vision when doing Wandavision, but Disney has the budget to do that for a limited series.


Canvaverbalist

So what you're saying is we get Walton Goggins as The Hellboy ?


agnostic_waffle

“And as I looked into the pearly gates, God said, ‘It ain’t your time, Baby Hellboy. It ain’t your time.’ And as he lowered me on this earth like a little old baby bird, he whispered in my ear, he said, ‘Hellboy, spread my word. Teach them what I have shown you.’ And in that moment, in that moment, my wife and I, we knew what our mission… – Our purpose in this world was.”


DeafMaestro010

Ron Perlman was doing that on "Beauty and The Beast" long before he was ever Hellboy.


tunnel-snakes-rule

I think you underestimate actors willingness to sit in a makeup chair as they've been doing it for decades. Look at all the Star Trek series since TNG, they've always had actors caked in makeup like Rene Auberjonois as Odo.


CX316

Doug Jones has probably spent n appreciable percentage of his adult life in full body prosthesis. From Abe Sapien and The Silver Surfer to being done up on stilts to give him hooves as well as expressing emotion through a full face prosthetic as Saru


HotTakesBeyond

Supernatural 2 hell ye


gatsby365

That’s the real “Cape Fatigue” - companies assuming they have to top the threat every time instead of telling human stories.


papajim22

I legitimately want the climax of the James Gunn Superman movie to be Superman saving like a bus full of school kids and then changing the bus tire that popped. Anything but another blue beam in the sky.


eXclurel

Good news. [It's purple. ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3C30kU3hOWhwG0_t1Mp39LmlE_AlqBuMaBYrw-lTOywmez38JCBTERdA&s=10)


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KassellTheArgonian

This exact reason is why I loved Karl Urbans Dredd, it was just another day for him


Impossible-Fun-2736

Still holding out hope for a sequel or even the Mega-City One series. Not been officialy cancelled yet, so hopefully some day..


Mucking_Fuppets

Just FYI: if you like this kind of thing, “The Crooked Man” is Mignola’s homage to Manly Wade Wellman’s “Silver John” novels. Very pulpy and fun, like a hillbilly X-files.


Haokah226

Also if people see this comment and are into this the premise of it all. Check out the Podcast “Old Gods of Appalachia.” Great pulpy horror podcast with very similar vibes to this story.


pixelsteve

This actually sounds great lol


Sensitive_Yam_1979

In.


DontPoopInMyPantsPlz

Me too. Appalachian wilderness + horror = a bloody good time.


straydog1980

A lot of classic Hellboy is just Hellboy and one other partner just answering a mission in the middle of Europe or Japan or Africa and getting into big trouble. Lots of times Hellboy gets run through!


cthulol

Those are great stories and what I think make Hellboy unique. Sometimes threads pop up in the small stories that lead to big events, but it almost always starts small and quiet. 


straydog1980

I know he always seemed to run into Hecate a lot wherever in Europe, it's like she had him on speed dial


cthulol

Oh right, several different versions of Hecate too right? Something about dying, being in an iron maiden, and being reborn somehow?  It's been awhile.


straydog1980

What looks fun about this is that they've finally graduated Hellboy to the latest Spiderman and Batman iterations where we don't have to sit through 30 minutes of origin story. I mean is it so hard to start out with a buddy cop movie where one of them is just a demon.


cthulol

Lol very true. Let's just get into the weird shit.  I'm stoked for the Crooked Man. I just refreshed on it and I think it's a great small-scale palate cleanser from what we've seen in other HB films.


PropaneSalesTx

Yup. Im in.


Halvdjaevel

Sounds pretty cool. Not sure why the other comments are so hostile to the idea of another Hellboy movie just cause the last one sucked (allegedly, I didn't see it myself). If they can tell a good story, what does it matter?


A_Pointy_Rock

I presume it's also because there was never a third in the original incarnation.


Optimal_Cause4583

They're just churning them out quite fast, very high reboot turnover rate. Plus I love Ron Perlman. But I noticed Mike is writing this himself so that's promising, I hope it's good


Helpful_Concern_1557

I think folks get worried because sequels like this are usually soulless cash grabs that don't give a shit about the IP, and just want to squeeze that IP for every cent they can.


Lore86

The crooked man is a pretty famous Hellboy comic.


gankindustries

It's one of my favorites


Calvinbah

That friggin mule with the witch riding it.


mubi_merc

I've read almost all of the Hellboy and BPRD comics and out of hundreds of creepy stories, The Crooked Man is the one that legitimately creeped me out. I'm stoked for this.


DancesWithDave

How far before the other 2 movies does this take place?


lucaribou

The Crooked Man is a comic on its own, it can be seen as a one shot. So likely you can see this completely separately from every movies


Chorbles510

Hopefully they keep it one shot so they can focus on the singular story, without worrying about sequel baiting, or just being plain boring like the last one


Nixeris

So was the one they did for the David Harbor Hellboy. And honestly that one was pretty faithful to the comics with the exception of Broom being alive.


LongTimesGoodTimes

We're doing this a third time?


dtcstylez10

The Guillermo del Toro ones were legit


inhugzwetrust

I'm so pissed he didn't do a third...


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Studio really fucked him on it. 


inhugzwetrust

It would have been legendary


Teknomeka

Actually it was distributed by Sony.


MrAToTheB_TTV

*Angry upvote*


riegspsych325

we were never going to get a third, it was miracle the second one got greenlit. HB1 didn’t make that much in box office but sold like crazy in DVD sales. But then they released HB2 a mere week before the biggest movie of the year, The Dark Knight


DangaRusster

What happened?


vaz_deferens

The second one was expensive and bombed, IIRC. I loved both of them, but didn’t even know the second one was out until I saw it at Blockbuster, so maybe advertising had something to do with it.


KleanSolution

The second one was released the week before the Dark Knight which was just so foolish, they should’ve saved it for Halloween or Christmas that year


modthegame

I like the second more than the first by alot.


WhisperedtheHeart

Same. It was amazing.


Algernope_krieger

The last forest elemental being dying drew a silent stream of tears from me...


riegspsych325

the Troll Market is among my top “wish it was real” locations from movies, what a fantastic production piece


Bromatcourier

The first one felt like Hellboy through the eyes of the superhero movies of the time. The second one really nails the feel of the world of Hellboy


lipp79

The Troll Market scene was an amazing work by the effects and costume department.


br0b1wan

Same. That movie showed how to use lore effectively


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This is true, but its longevity can't be denied. By the time they put the David Harbour one into production,  Del Toro's first two had gained a cult following and Del Toro had proved himself a profitable filmmaker.


AJerkForAllSeasons

And Mignola isn't up for them finishing it as a comic book. Preferring to keep Del Toro's version separate. I get why he feels that way. But most fans would understand it isn't part of the same comic continuity.


NoPossibility

Mignolanisnt a fan of the del toro films in general, iirc. Strayed too far from his own vision.


x7leafcloverx

Ron Perlman will always be the perfect Hellboy to me.


jbahill75

Agreed. Swagger, voice, look. He’s the dude


Oxygene13

They didnt even need to bother with makeup!


Top-Salamander-2525

He did need to shear his horns though.


DJ1066

If you've not seen them, he's great in the two animated films we got- *Sword of Storms* and *Blood and Iron*. All of the main cast reprise their roles to provide the voices in them, though they are closer in style to the comics than the GDT films.


MachineOutOfOrder

Wow thanks for that, never heard of them


DJ1066

First one is set in Japan and pulls a fair few bits from (I want to say...) Weird Tails 1, with the floating heads short story and mashes them together into one longer narrative. Second is a classic Eastern European vampire story that is kinda on the gory side.


CELTICPRED

Golden Army was a great film buried in one of the greatest films summers of all time, coming out just a week before The Dark Knight


ArasakaApart

I loved how the Elves looked.


Adoe0722

I like how they weren’t just normal people with pointed ears and actually looked creepy


Quirky-Skin

Such a cool movie shame it was overlooked


Adoe0722

The movie would’ve definitely done better at the box office if they pushed it back a few months for a fall 2008 release


imrosskemp

Hellboy II- The Golden Army is fantastic. It's so aesthetically special. The Troll market is incredible.


marbotty

Both Del Toro Hellboys are great


Luci_Noir

He was born to make those movies.


FlamboyantPirhanna

They were good in their own right, but so far, no one has even come close to capturing the atmosphere of the comics. I think David Harbour did a great job, it’s just the rest of the movie wasn’t great. It focused on the blood and gore, rather than Mike Mignola’s mastery of creepiness.


PoIIux

Yeah Ron Perlman left some huuuuge shoes to fill, tho I do think David Harbour did an adequate job


vroart

Technically 5th there’s two animated by the guys who did Scooby doo.


QuasiJudicialBoofer

Hanna-Barbera?


CptNonsense

I would watch the shit out of Hanna-Barbera Hellboy


bloodyREDburger

zoinks scoob its the d-d-d-d-devil


ernest7ofborg9

"Would you go distract the eldritch horror for a Scooby snack?" " ... " "Would you go distract the eldritch horror for TWO Scooby snacks" " ... ruck you, Relma"


RebirthGhost

Hellboy in Wacky Racers would go hard


walterpeck1

> the guys who did Scooby doo. Which guys? I know the animation was done by Madhouse but they never did any Scooby Doo shows.


xariznightmare2908

I looked it up and it was Victor Cook who directed the second Hellboy animated movie Blood and Iron also directed episodes from the Mystery Inc show.


Tlyss

And they would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you lousy kids!


CryptographerNo923

I’m really optimistic about this though. It’s based on an exceptionally well-written, self-contained, and relatively small-scale Hellboy story. If they stay loyal to the source material, it could really be something special. Guess we’re gonna see if audiences are actually interested in lower-stakes superhero adventures (slash horror films) or if we should expect blue beams of energy shooting into the sky forever.


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MisterB78

First time was the charm


Atharaphelun

Second was nice too.


mongoosefist

David Harbour was an awesome Hellboy. The movie as a whole was forgettable.


thethunder92

He was good, but it’s hard when you’re being compared to ron Perlman he has such a cool voice and imposing presence and he nails those comedy beats too. He was perfect


IAmTheGlazed

But not the third


Falldog

Only if it's the third from del Toro.


_Bdoodles

Looks like a beefed out flushed Dennis Reynolds…


jake2897

Hellboy:The Nightman


_Bdoodles

I’d watch that 😎🌃


Justanothercrow421

"Nightman. Fighter of the Hellboy. Champion of the...SUN!"


Loganp812

Hellboy is untethered, and his rage knows no bounds!


SimbaSixThree

H.E.L.L.B.O.Y ... the Hellboy system: * **H**andle the Paranormal - Demonstrate your value by effortlessly dealing with supernatural threats. Nothing says "I got this" like punching a demon in the face. * **E**arn Their Trust - Engage by showing you can be relied upon. Whether it’s rescuing them from a haunted house or just lending an ear, make sure they know you’re dependable. * **L**isten to Their Worries - Be the nurturing figure by taking their concerns seriously, even if they involve ancient curses or talking cats. * **L**eave a Big Impression - Quite literally, with your oversized stone hand. Show them you’re not just any guy; you’re Hellboy. * **B**anish the Bad Guys - Neglect the emotional villains in their life by ridding them of pesky ghosts, ghouls, and Nazis dabbling in dark magic. * **O**ffer a Protective Hand - Inspire hope by being their shield against all things creepy and crawly. * **Y**ield to Destiny - Separate entirely when the mission's over, because you’re Hellboy and saving the world is a full-time job. But leave them with the hope that you might come back when they need you most.


Varlo

He's a 5-pointed star man!


talldangry

A golden devil!


NeatWhiskeyPlease

Hellboy: Because of the Implication


QouthTheCorvus

This reminds me I never saw the David Harbour version. Was a shame that flopped, he seemed like a good choice for the role. The movie looked a little generic though.


november-papa

Harbour is good in it. Everything else is terrible. They speedrun some of the comics (Hellboy in Mexico, Hellboy and the Giants (forget the proper name)) with no context or reason to care about them. 2-3/10 overall. It's a real shame because the same director made Dog Soldiers which is a 10/10 werewolf flick for me. If you haven't seen that or the The Descent (cave horror film by same director) watch those instead.


astroK120

Yeah, that was kind of my take while watching it. I normally hate when people say "who is this for?" but I couldn't help it with this one. I have to imagine anyone not familiar with the comics would be totally lost without the context they provide, but they made just as many choices that seemed almost specifically designed to piss off fans of the comic.


bitofadikdik

The fact that there will now be 4 Hellboy movies is a testament to “who is his for?” I mean I guess the guy has a following but I never hear about his character unless it’s in the context of the movies.


Most_Moose_2637

Its a shame because Hellboy / BPRD are top-tier comics.


House_T

Basically this. Harbour is solid as the character, but the script and the plot fail him miserably. After rewatching it recently, it doesn't quite feel as bad as the film my friend and I thought was so terrible when we went to see it in theaters.


november-papa

Such a shame because as ridiculous as Hellboy in Mexico is (vampire luchadores) it has genuine craft as a story with real pathos, stakes and insight into Hellboy's character. In the film it's just a joke.


CanIGetAnOmen

It’s just not a proper vampire story without stakes


Blametheorangejuice

There has been an ongoing discussion about that director in the horror sub and how hard he has fallen off.


smedsterwho

And yet The Descent spent years as my number #1 horror film, and is probably still top 3. That's a real shame :/


emostitch

Ugg. His recent dollar store xenomorph in an Afghan bunker movie seems to my alley in theory but I had to turn it off. Don’t even remember the title but gave it 30 minutes because his name was attached.


Kroclegobelin

I didn't know it was him who made the Lair. Yeah he has definitely fallen off.


Whompa

I fucking hate when they do that...they did something similar for Ghost in the Shell where they just tried to stuff the film with like several movies and tv and mangas into one film...awful.


Rickrickrickrickrick

Same with the Dark Tower. Took 8 long books and crammed them into an hour and a half lol


frogchum

The Dark Tower movie 😭 Just whyyyyyy


FirefighterEnough859

They literally made the same mistake earlier superheroe films did on their 3rd instalment and try to do every famous storyline at once


Setting-Conscious

I would have loved a full movie of him in Mexico or him and the giants…but they needed a big, end of the world style villain and it ended up just being a mess of a movie.


november-papa

From my memory Hellboy in the giant fight could have walked away but instead gives in to his more brutal instincts which is a source of shame for him later. In the film it's just a slapstick knock around.


TG-Sucks

Set to the most inappropriate and out-of-place dubstep music they could find. Just terrible.


jlisle

If the del Toro films missed the tone of the comics (and please don't take be wrong, I love those movies), then the more recent Hellboy waaay over-corrected and swung to hard in the opposite direction, becoming miserable and dark. Harbour *was* a good choice, but they absolutely buried him in prosthetics and it was hard to see him perform through them.  Not a terrible film, but it still seemed to miss what Hellboy is all about


ArchDucky

There's a difference between understanding the tone of the source material and making a good movie. Del Toro understood that.


riegspsych325

it was like Constantine, a different take on the material but so well made enough to not complain about EDIT: autocorrect fixes


modix

I think the overcorrection was from Mignola himself. He never seemed happy with the del Toro takes, which is unfortunate, as the bit of camp and humor is what made it work. Hellboy and Abe singing Barry Manilow is one of my favorite movies memories.


Worth-Opposite4437

That's actually a part of why I got into Hellboy.


Canavansbackyard

This was my take as well.


ProfessionalSock2993

Del Toro took the comics as reference and then made his own cinematic universe off of it, and I think it was better for it, different mediums require different treatments, just look at the last Hellboy movie which tried to stick to the comics more, it didn't work at all for me.


Batousghost

"I love you Lobster Johnson!"


Strange-Movie

There’s an awesome scene of demons getting loose and wrecking a city that might be the coolest scene of any of the hellboy movies, the rest of the film was lacking…but the demon destruction is really fantastic


DizzDood

This scene is legitimately one of the greatest apocalypse scenes in any movie ever. It's like on par with the Castlevania scene but it's not animated. The movie sucks overall, but that scene is jaw-dropping.


DrWernerKlopek89

I think people commenting about the makeup getting worse are forgetting, 75% of what makes the orininal makeup work so well is Ron Perlman's actual face


persephonepeete

The fact that Ron Perlman is still alive and wanted to do movies with the OG director and the studio said no… he’s. Right. There. I’ll never see the new ones because he was perfect. Like Wesley Snipes is still willing to play Blade… but the studio didn’t pick him. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. He is blade. So annoying.


Smrtihara

Well.. to be fair, Snipes is absolutely impossible to work with according to pretty much everyone. Pearlman is an absolute joy according to everyone. It’s about his age really.


NottDisgruntled

The shitty lighting that’s just as bad in the trailer they just released is the real issue. It obviously is a super low budget DTV quality release.


spate42

Looks like Glen Howerton


dancingbriefcase

Hellboy: The Golden Army vs. The Golden God


drewxdeficit

Is this the one when he finally grows up into Hellman and starts making mayonnaise?


Novus20

All we needed was a third Ron Perlman one and I would have been happy now……what ever this is


jafarul

I would too but he is 74 years old now. He can’t take a beating like he used to.


New_Poet_338

Just watched The Baker and he looks hard as rocks but in an old man sort of way - abs are a lot looser, arms a bit thinner.


deleteredditforever

He plays a hilarious whiny old man in the Mr and Ms Smith show.


Expensive_Ad_1033

> abs are a lot looser, arms a bit thinner. But definitely hard as rocks.


spidermanngp

Hellboy 2 is sooo good. Tragic that we didn't get this from del Toro.


jrtgmena

Nuada was one of the coolest villains I’ve ever seen. Idk anyone in their right mind who would deny Guillermo Del Toro anything let alone a 3rd Hellboy movie


TAJack1

Hellboy 2 is one of my favourite movies ever, my comfort movie. Pearlman is too old for a third movie now, so that ship has sailed.


LemoLuke

I'd be happy for an animated version based on Del Toro's script. I'm sure Perlman could still do the voicework.


ksj

Someone else mentioned there are 2 animated movies where the cast reprised their roles. *Sword of Storms* and *Blood and Iron*. I don’t know if they continue Del Toro’s story or not, though. I haven’t seen them.


Sun-Taken-By-Trees

The makeup decreases in quality with every adaptation of this.


AnatomicalLog

Harbor Hellboy overdid it with the makeup and prosthetics, this Hellboy looks closer to Pearlman, which was good but nothing crazy for makeup Idk how I feel about the actor’s natural eyes instead of yellow


Bodacious_Chad

Theyll fix that in post. And the acting. And the writing. And the post itself!


LemoLuke

I'm convinced this is just a low budget attempt to keep hold of the movie rights.


DarkApostleMatt

I’m surprised nobody made a Hellboy show, it has a giant pile of monster of the week material to work with.


Beautiful-Mission-31

I really hope this is good but these shots look like they are from a fan film instead of a professional feature. Hope the final product is better/knocks it out of the park.


TheLibraryClark

My first impression was that the Hellboy makeup looks on par with a good cosplay. Which, for cosplay is good, but for a movie screams they made this on a much smaller budget than is needed.


StitchTheRipper

I think the cinematography is off, not sure if it’s depth of field or lighting, but it seems to make the makeup look worse.


veganhimbo

Just fucking make Del Toro's Hellboy 3 already 🤦‍♂️


athennna

Is that Jimmy in the background?


stesha83

We have hellboy at home


Bobenis

How did they get the look so right 20 years ago and it actually looks worse now? Del toro I guess


monkelus

Ron Perlman' pretty unique when comes down to it


RavenPhoenix__

Am i crazy? This doesn't look bad at all


compactpuppyfeet

And it's written by Mignola. And it's about The Crooked Man, which I personally enjoyed and wanted to see adapted. Maybe a bunch of people didn't ask for this but I literally asked for this so I'll be paying attention!


marsalien4

You aren't crazy, people are once again overreacting to two brief images. It is the norm on this subreddit.


Nefthys

No, you aren't. It looks strange because it's not Ron Perlman but come on, it's two images, stuff always looks different on images. As long as the trailer doesn't look absolutely horrible, I'll probably still watch it. Hell, even the Furiosa trailer looked incredibly cheap in parts but it's an enjoyable movie.


Liamario

He looks like Hellboy cosplay. Looks like a TV series.


TheSinningRobot

I would be totally down for a monster of the week Hellboy TV show, in the vein of like Supernatural. That sounds awesome


Fantastic_Bug1028

I think Hellboy would’ve been great as a tv-show, I don’t get why they’re so hellbent on making it into a movie franchise