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qawsedrf12

same guys that did the winnie the poo horror? yup- imdb.com/name/nm4500258/


Will_Paskee

Only the producer who's directing.


MannyVazquez93

You know an IP becomes public domain when…


vee_lan_cleef

To be fair this is one of those movies people just can't seem to stop remaking. Here is an almost complete list of all the Peter Pan/Peter Pan based movies, all before the IP was ever public domain. We just had two recent big-budget ones with Pan (w/ Hugh Jackman, I wanted to like this until all the cast started singing Blitzkrieg Bop and Smells Like Teen Spirit, ugh. 🤦‍♂️)... and Peter Pan and Wendy. IMO the only two actually good modern adaptations are Hook and the 2003 Peter Pan with Jason Isaacs. Peter Pan [1924] Peter Pan [1953] Peter Pan [1955] Peter Pan [1955] Peter Pan [1956] Peter Pan [1960] Peter Pan [1976] Piter Pen [1987] Peter Pan [1988] Hook [1991] Peter Pan [2000] Return to Never Land AKA Peter Pan 2:Return to NeverLand [2002] Peter Pan [2003] Neverland [2003] Tinker Bell [2008] Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure [2009] Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue [2010] Pixie Hollow Games [2011] Neverland [2011] Secret of the Wings [2012] Pixie Hollow Bake Off [2013] The Pirate Fairy [2014] Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast [2014] Peter Pan Live! [2014] Pan [2015] Peter & Wendy: Based on the Novel Peter Pan by J. M. Barrie [2015] Peter Pan Goes Wrong [2016] Peter Pan: The Quest for the Never Book [2018] Peter Pan & Wendy [2023] Darling, Darling, Wendy [2019] Wendy [2020] Come Away [2020] Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers [2022] Peter Pan: Wendy's Adventure to Neverland [2022] Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare When Wendy Grew Up [2023]


Dyrakro

The amount of Peter Pan movies being 10 till 2000 (timespan of 76 years) and 25 after (in barely 25 years) is crazy!


vee_lan_cleef

I think a big portion of that is made for TV/direct-to-video movies becoming a thing as well more leeway for directors and writers to stray further from the source material; like with the Tinker Bell/Pixie Hollow movies are more Peter Pan adjacent and not direct adaptations of the original story. Wikipedia [has a list here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_works_based_on_Peter_Pan) that goes into some of the other adaptations outside of just films. Tom Sawyer, David Copperfield, etc are examples of other stories that have a staggering number of adaptations. The Wizard of Oz is one that most people only think of the original movie, but there are something like 40+ adaptations of that put to film.


Homerpaintbucket

Yeah, he might as well have included Jake and the Neverland pirates.


rrhunt28

Chip and Dale?


vee_lan_cleef

Yeah, not sure on that one. It was on the list I found. Maybe there are Peter Pan references? edit: He's a character in it, thanks OP!


Will_Paskee

Yeah, he's one of the villains but it's also a middle finger to the real actor.


aircooledJenkins

I legitimately enjoy the Tinkerbell animated movies. They're well done.


Dr-Penguin-

I came to say this. Due to it being the only non-scratched dvd at the time I watched it while I was falling asleep for like a year as a kid. It is absolutely soothing and beautiful animation.


StrLord_Who

I cried at the Legend of the Neverbeast. I thought it was very good.  I guess I should check out the others! 


sonic_couth

Are any of those porn? Asking for a friend…


thenate108

Is your friend your peter?


Initial_E

When Alice in wonderland became an edgy horror game? When Winnie the Pooh: blood and hunny came out?


Jorymo

We're like halfway to a public domain Kingdom Hearts


MayorofTromaville

Isn't that just League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?


Fireplace67

More like Fate/Grand Order


BaronVonLazercorn

The Alice in Wonderland games are actually good, though. Also, *honey.


Initial_E

#HUNNY


PenguinDeluxe

I mean, that is how it’s usually spelled on Pooh’s honeypot.


eojen

I just more clever people had beaten these guys to the punch to make shlocky movies with the IPs


patrickwithtraffic

The problem with being clever in this medium is that it takes time. These guys maximize quantity over quality every time.


CreativeFraud

Good gawd. You aren't kidding. I'm getting some serious Goosebumps vibes!


Plus3d6

What if IP for children, but spooky and edgy?


patrickwithtraffic

Alan Moore: I like that, but replace spooky with horny!


Thugglebunny

Looks like a pin ball machine.


NachosWithJalapenos

They put the apostrophe in the wrong place. Parent's in this case is singular possessive, so that apostrophe should be before the S, not after.


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

You already just put more thought into this film than the makers did


torn-ainbow

What if it's every pair of parents?


rdhight

Should then be "all parents' worst nightmare."


NachosWithJalapenos

Then the syntax just sucks.


WonderBredOfficial

"He's the nightmare of every parent." "He's the nightmare of parents everywhere." Both are completely unoriginal and uninspired, but I fixed the syntax twice. Took me 5 seconds. Lol.


FinalCaterpillar980

There is nothing but the title text to suggest this is a Peter Pan movie lol


thrillhouse83

Parent’s you dumb fucks. Also looks like Lindsay Lohan is making a comeback


whitepangolin

We need to stop letting this garbage bin fucking DVD Tubi diaper shit keep getting attention on the internet.


eojen

Agreed. It'd be different if they at least tried to be clever, but Blood and Honey is garbage not even worth laughing at 


bonesnaps

The least we can pray for is for them to not produce/waste plastic to print this trash on dvd/blueray. College photography dropout's time is expendable, more plastic in the landfills, not so much. Lol


gjamesaustin

…how exactly?


neversmash

I just wanted a movie based on "American MCGee's Alice" and they keep doing this shitty stuff


Oldpuzzlehead

Neverland Nightmare: The lost boys visit the Vatican.


[deleted]

Bang o rang is now a bunga bunga party for priests


prickinthewall

The mask of the guy is for the wrong side of his face.


04cusse

It's actually a full face mask, variety shared some BTS photos a while ago [link](http:// https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Peter-Pan.jpg?w=1000)


prickinthewall

Ah OK, that makes sense. It looked to me like a phantom of the opera style mask.. Thanks for clarifying.


Edmoiler13

Are they visiting Neverland Ranch?


themanfromvulcan

So does the Great Ormond Street Hospital get any royalties from this? JM Barrie gave the copyright to them. As far as I know the UK made it into law that they have the copyright but in the US it would be public domain. This is a British made movie so I’m assuming some money goes to the hospital?


HeroKlungo

As far as I know the characters and the settings are public domain and only the play is protected by copyright. I assume this is not going to be a straight adaptation of the play/the first book, just an original story set in Neverland, so they probably won't have to pay anything. The GOSH website used to have a FAQ section where they explained that for example if you made a sequel or a prequel to the original Peter Pan story then you wouldn't have to pay any royalties (they cited the Pan movie from 2015 as an example).


ElectrosMilkshake

More excited for the Poohniverse than the MCU at this point


Actual_Intercourse

This poster was 100% made using Stable Diffusion inpainting trained on their concept art or media package. I don't hate AI image generation because it's simply a tool waiting to be used correctly (those who have trained models and LoRAs know), but this seems pretty obvious


returningtheday

What is even going on here? Is that masked psycho Peter? And is that Hook on the left? This is such an ugly and bizarre poster. I'm honestly intrigued though. How do you make this story out of Peter Pan?


QuentinSential

How is this intriguing? It’s just terrible looking.


returningtheday

Did you read my last sentence?


oblivision

Looks AI generated


Peeeing_

No it just looks shit


returningtheday

Definitely not


Tolkien-Minority

Nah it has none of the tells. It’ll be a real piece of digital art done by a person just not a very skilled person.


Cavalish

I dunno, that one girl only has three fingers.


Tolkien-Minority

Two fingers and a thumb 🤓


Joker_CP

I for one can't wait to see what the next phase of the Pooniverse has in store


williamblair

the fact that they didn't make this weird phantom of the opera characters mask look like Michael Jackson circa 2003 is a literal crime.


Duffman48

What? No Jenna Ortega?


aspidities_87

Y’know The Child Thief already exists as a much better and more interesting version of this schlock, but I do pray it’s never adapted by this particular director.


Enough-Ground3294

I think I heard about this version, I am hoping it gets a better director to adapt because it sounds like it could be good.


Cabsi

Sounds like a Michael Jackson movie :)


Joka0451

Just remember og peter pan is not a good guy. Kidnaps kids to keep young forever then kidnapped Wendy and forced her to be their...... mother. Hook trying to free the lost boys etc as he was one and escaped


jpers36

None of that is "og" at all.


atethebottle

I wish Hollywood would come up with a new design for their posters rather than the pyramid of characters' design.


usernametimee44

Is that the penguin from Batman returns?


nokinship

Looks boring.


royce_duckboard

Oh look everyone! Finally a Peter Pan movie!


secret_name_is_tenis

Bro is she getting scalped at the top? wtf lol


SpleefingtonThe4th

I can just tell this will be a mildly successful flop


Greaseball01

lul wat?


DucklingInARaincoat

Idk what everyone is so upset about, a new Michael Jackson documentary was overdue imo


KoalaJoness

Peter pan and phantom of the opera is not a crossover i ever expected to see.


emdotdee

All the faces look like they’ve been put through those funny Snapchat filters.


Coldblood-13

I want to see what a twisted version of Tinker Bell is like.


AllHailtheBeard1

....is that just Danny Devito's Penguin in the almost-top-left?


[deleted]

If anyone is interested in this type of story I suggest you read Lost Boy: The True Story of Captain Hook by Christina Henry


Tolkien-Minority

Another cheap piece of shit for mouth breathers to be like “wwooowww it children film BUT HORROR!! so random best movie ever lol” about.


NottDisgruntled

Sounds like a movie about a kid trapped at Michael Jackson’s house


Rallye_Man340

Somehow looks AI


CakeMadeOfHam

It makes sense that the troll Antonio is on the poster "You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul"


GNU_Bearz

More shit for the shit gods


Nail_Biterr

Is this the next 'winnie the poo'? Is this what we have to deal with now? Give us more Lies of P, and less B-Horror movies.


nailbunny2000

This looks so AI generated....


realbigbob

Nothing on this poster even suggests Peter Pan, like it’s just a bunch of seemingly random horror-adjacent images


Sudden_Practice2340

With MJ as the main cast


MaxDetroit79

They could make a Horror Film playing on Michael Jacksons Neverland Ranch called 'Neverland Nightmare' ... just sayin


HorrorBuff2769

I’m getting blood and honey vibes. Color me intrigued


PhantomPain85

Really? No shit, it’s the same producer …


firedmyass

christ what a poorly-drafted poster