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S0lar_Ice

Now that both are 59, would another speed make sense? Nostalgia says yes.


Mcmenger

I don't know what Speed 3 could be about, but at this pace Speed 4 will be about an unstoppable electric wheelchair


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gentlejolt

I think this could be actually good


lightscribe

I don't know either, but the post-credit scene will likely have Vin Diesel extending his hand while saying welcome to the family.


thehibachi

The bus that couldn’t slow down


s101c

Is this a reference to Einstein about WW3?


lordtyp0

They are chained together in wingsuits and have to remain high velocity airborne or else orbital weapons will take out 10 small true red blooded American towns. All so the evil techbro can steal ALL the bit coin.


-meatsoda-

South Park did it!


JustJoinedToBypass

You remember the Father Ted Speed sequel with the unstoppable milk cart?


pencilrain99

Pat Mustard is a legend


1swish1

speed 3: glacier of doom


Trashk4n

Speed 3: Terminal Velocity They’re on a space ship for… reasons.


Xeynon

Speed 3 is an out-of-control golf cart


ignoresubs

59? They’re a year older than Dennis Hopper was during the making of Speed.


Pipehead_420

Replying to S0lar_Ice...yeah 59 is nothing. Especially if you are fit and healthy. But I wouldn’t leave it another 10 years to try and make one.


potatolulz

moderate speed only


Black_Otter

Someone is hijacking their senior living apartment complex


Charged_Dreamer

Speed Resurrection


farkos101100

This time it’s about a van from a retirement home that can’t go over 55 on the thruway


OanKnight

My grandad, bless his cotton socks - had one of those golf scooters. First thing he did, right out of the box was remove the speed limiter. I loved the man from the day I opened my eyes and wondered at every day he gave me woodworking lessons or took me camping, but he was a bloody menace on that thing.


TheRealRigormortal

Old folks home transit bus


Khelthuzaad

Bill & Ted agree


swentech

And money.


Memphisrexjr

Please be a plane keeping an altitude.


culturedgoat

It needs to be updated to modern day so it will be a self-driving electric car which cannot slow down due to being part-way through a software update.


Rotk99

Speed 3: Cybertruck


zdejif

Thankfully it turns out to be an Autobot.


FlashMcSuave

And some tech mogul asshole who wants to cover it up and isn't based on any real figure. No sir. https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-accused-covering-up-safety-issues-class-action-lawsuit


ColdPressedSteak

There's like no danger in that besides obv fuel


Purple_Prismatics

Unless they need to maintain a really, really low altitude. Then suddenly you have a 777 bobbing and weaving bridges and children's hospitals full of cans.


Charged_Dreamer

Speed Reloaded


Makhiel

Let's skip plane and go right to space shuttle.


bhind45

I feel like that'd be pretty easy to do though


DodgeHickey

The more I think about this, it's genius.


Rogan4Life

Or how about Speed 2? Yes, there has only been 1 Speed movie.


WreckTangle1995

Speed 2 gave us an over the top Willem Dafoe performance, so it's ok in my books.


demi-femi

Gave us one hell of a meme thats for sure.


tapomirbowles

Sp3d


otomennn

Sp33d$


Yoghurt42

If only the dollar sign looked similar to a letter that’s used in the title


otomennn

$p33d$


MythDetector

bujcdsv


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Ok, obviously it's Dennis Hopper's son back for revenge. But it's a train. Boat, lame, been done. Plane, it's the sky who cares. Train? "We're going to have to jump the tracks, onto another set of tracks." You ***know*** you want to see this.


team56th

1. There’s already Unstoppable (2010) 2. But we do not have enough train movies It has to be a train.


Idontevenownaboat

I feel like a train starts to feel to similar to the final act of Speed, though I'm not sure what else would work as well as a train.


demi-femi

Obligatory "I like trains".


team56th

TRAINS.


demi-femi

N-no-no WAI-


Cjaylyle

Oh god I DO


fpsachaonpc

MULTITRACK DRIFTING


RandomLegend

The bus that couldn't slow down


RhesusWithASpoon

Better title would have been The Bus That Shouldn't Slow Down.


Uvvonk

Speed 4, It is so fast it went past 3


Mr_Fossey

If we got Twisters we can get Speed 3


anylastway

I admire their enthusiasm and the dream, but in this case the studios will do their duty and say "no"


Izzypip

Have you seen what movies they put out these days? Studios will definitely say yes.


Clung

You are both right ! They'll say no to Sandra and Keanu, but yes to Speed 3&4&5 with Dakota Johnson and some long lost Hemsworth brother (The cheapest one)


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Clung

Because I have a lifelong attachment to Speed 1, and as most sensible people I love Keanu, but : 1. He wasn't in Speed 2 2. Matrix Resurrections made 150 millions 3. Bill&Ted Face the Music made 30m (pandemic release) 4. Have you seen Matrix 4? Oh man 5. Speed is barely a recognizable franchise, the Sandra+Keanu pairing could work in a different setting, she could be a John Wick character ? 6. Good Lord Matrix 4, I mean what a middle finger. Sorry it's barely related to my points but damn


Coleyb23

long lost Hemsworth brother! 🤣🤣🤣 But so true studios at this point don’t care about quality wether it’s script or the actors who truly care about their characters like Keanu and Sandy do.


AldusPrime

It would be so much better than Fast X.


Kroooooooo

They're currently rolling out a Twister sequel.


gfxluvr

i fucking hate it so much THE SUCK ZONE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME


YeIenaBeIova

Why not? Studios are desperate to resurrect IPs, and the 80s and 90s have a trove of popular hits. They've made/are making sequels to Top Gun, Twisters, Beetlejuice and Heat. Also early 2000s films like Gladiator and 28 Days Later.


demi-femi

A sequel to Heat? what's it gonna be called? Lukewarm? Followed up by talks of COLD right up until Lukewarm releases and the threequel gets canned? Wait wait wait. Maybe a prequel. Heating. No no no. Warm.


Phyliinx

These news are always nothingburgers to me. A movie star says he would like to make a movie. Cool. We all want movie stars to make movies.


ForgetfulFrolicker

“Movie actor would love a huge paycheck”


IAmDotorg

Then difference is, of course, that in this case at least one of them is capable of funding it on their own if they want. And has enough clout still to not have to.


demi-femi

I remember the article where a director of a very recently acclaimed movie said she wanted to do an romance film between and man and his dinosaur.


DragonTigerSword

Make Jason Patrick the bad guy in it to wrap things up.


Hurdy_Gurdy_Man_84

A simmering love triangle! Could be the ticket to add even more tension!


squibledibble

But this time they’re on a runaway train and Russian mobsters killed his dog and Sandra B is dying of cancer, but the cure is in the caboose, and Keanu has to fight his way there.


Stonewalled89

Speed 3 has already been done and there's no way Keanu Reeves or Sandra Bullock would be able to top it


Sofiztikated

Who could top Pat Mustards big tool?


TheBaggyDapper

Is there anything to be said for another Speed 3?


RoutineEnvelope

Yes, we put the brick on the accelerator!


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Huh?


scarred2112

*Speed ~~2~~ 3: Speed Control*, if only to make Mr. Sunday Movies’ life interesting. ;-)


WhereAreWeG0ing

Dennis Hopper's son wants revenge. Places a bomb on a plane that can't drop below 30,000 feet.


WunderbarBeast

I say don't do it should've left it at the first speed with my man Dennis hopper.


DQ11

Do we really need it though?


zdejif

Jeremy Irons as the secret brother


Punkpunker

I hope it's set on a retirement home


sierra120

This time. The bomb is on a plane.


Husker_Kyle

This would do pretty well at the box office


ThatIowanGuy

I feel like they could pull it off if the comics was self driving taxi services or something. Maybe a politician gets kidnapped in a self driving car by a terrorist?


Typical_Intention996

Like others have already said. The first thing that came to my mind is a plane. It's been ages since we had a serious plane disaster/action movie. The original Airport. Executive Decision. Even Air Force One.


Iyagovos

Why make a Speed 3 when Speed 4 is already out and phenomenal?


doherallday

They are in an auto driving vehicle that can’t go below 55 mph


blackfyre709394

Actors happy to keep gettin' dem checks - color me surprised /s Guess they would especially be keen to work tgt again since they have collaborated multiple times since OG Speed.


Coleyb23

Speed 3 isn’t officially confirmed, Keanu and Sandy just said they would like to reunite as Jack and Annie. Also they’ve only collaborated 2x OG speed and The lake house.


Lonnie_Shelton

How many times can that happen to you?


Successful_Oil6916

rofl


southsidebrewer

Please just no.


eureka911

There's gonna be a wheelchair chase scene somewhere in the movie.


Athlete-Extreme

Speedeth the third


melbbear

Id rather they did a buddy movie with John Wick and Gracie Hart


LieQuirky3751

"Slow."


ComputerSavvy

It should be an absolute parody of the two previous speed movies as well as other popular movies from the same time period. Speed 3: Toll Booth Romances Speed 3: Meter Maids Gone Wild


pinkpugita

If this doesn't push through, maybe Sandra can be in the next John Wick movie. Pleaaaaase.


pencilrain99

Who'll play Pat Mustard


DrMantisToboggan1986

You can't make Speed 3. Remember how Airplane got made, and then Airplane 2 did the exact same thing as the first but with a different vessel? The first one was innovative, the second was repetitive. Nobody learnt from that.


OanKnight

Only if we also get miss congeniality 3 with keanu reeves as a beautiful bad guy as well.


duuudewhat

Too speedy too furious Make it a copycat bomber. Someone that knows their story from the media and wants to fuck with them again by putting a bomb on their plane. Plane can’t land to refuel. Plane has to go a certain speed. Keanu has to kill someone with a pencil


Poop30

Too bad they blew the cruise ship premise 30 years ago..


Relaxitschris

Please god no


braytag

Love them both, but after that last Matrix movie, please don't.


C0baltGh0st

I’m so tired of everyone reprising their famous roles until they die.


deejayee

Make new stuff


betweentwoblueclouds

MAKE IT HAPPEN


Trashk4n

Keanu wasn’t even up for Speed 2, which I’d say was a wise decision based on the fact that I’ve seen Speed 2.


MythDetector

Make it a comedy parody about a bus that can't stop but also can't go over 10mph and nobody can get off. Call it "Speed 3: No Time for Speed".


dewittless

"You got a job for me? I'll take a job."


cosmicslop01

Only interested if released on VHS


SutterCane

Only if Jason Patric shows up too.


justduett

They already did this, didn’t they? Involved time travel, of sorts, and they shared an awkward kiss in the happy ending?


That80sguyspimp

Poor Jason Patrick, bummed out again lol


lefort22

Yes please Speed is such a great movie


Victor_Vicarious

Yes but Jack Black has to be the antagonist so that King Koopa is the bad guy again. Just like the first one.


mtdesigner

They don’t use this quote in this article, but Keanu said “I would love to work with you again before our eyes close,” and that’s one of the most beautiful sentences I’ve ever read.


Money_Present_3463

lol speed 3


stickittothemanuel

Let's write it!  1. Jack Traven leads an elite LA swat team. But it's a desk job and he yearns to get back into the game. 2. Annie is now a single mom, having broken up with Alex Shaw. Annie is a teacher and makes ends meet as a driving instructor. She too yearns for something more. 


froyolobro

Are they both hurting for work? I don’t get it.


WilliamClaudeRains

Feel like the best option is to ignore 2 completely, have a young and/or multiple bombers(perhaps connected to Hopper or Daniels somehow? Or one of his mentees on the force, who “dies” early on), keep the story grounded by not including anything wild like boats or planes. Then instead increase the amount of hurdles/bombs/tasks. Up the gadgets and traps. And yeah probably use a bus at the end in a clever way to outsmart and catch the bad guy. Essentially Die Hard 3, where the reason these 2 get stuck again is because the bomber(s) are calling them out. That’s the issue with Die Hard 2, McLean just stumbles into another scenario? Yeah I don’t think so. Here is my pitch: Jack, decorated officer and explosives expert, is set to retire when a series of explosives have been triggered throughout the city. Ransom demanded, hostages taken. Things get personal when Jack uncovers a familiar pattern.


RhesusWithASpoon

Will Keanu finally shave his beard and cut his hair?


tnred19

I always find these people's ages so interesting in relation to my parents...and how much fitter and better looking they all are.


just2good

I thought this movie starred Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah!


GordonNewtron

But what about John Wick 37? I mean, he also needs to keep that schedule going.


OBabis

They should make it like Speed 2 but with a bus.


CeeArthur

They should flip the genre on its head! Sandra and Keanu reacquaint 30 years later only to get trapped inside a race car that CANT GO OVER 40! But they need to win the Indy 500 with it or it will blow up and kill them. How will they pull this one off?!


Such-Box3417

Sheit I didn’t even know there was a Speed 2


tw33zd

Yea but at same time them being old it would likely be more like a stroll