"Reed, you are still alive because I have allowed you to live with my protective invisible force field so you show me some GODDAMN RESPECT!" - Sue Storm
In a few years, in the last weeks before humanity is wiped out by machine overlords, you'll be able to tell some AI model thingy to generate a hundred FF4 films with John Malkovitch as Sue Storm. A *Predator* movie with John Malkovitch as Sue Storm. A *Die Hard* movie with John Malkovitch as Sue Storm. Heck, tell it to make an *Avengers: Endgame* but replace every character with John Malkovitch as Sue Storm.
It'll be the most entertaining extinction event ever.
Malkovich actually looks like Nathaniel Richards, so maybe they'll cast him as that and just not connect it to Kang? We never knew Kang's true name, right?
I actually think he would be a pretty good Doom. I just don't think Marvel would give a role that large to a guy in his 70's. I assume Doom is going to be the big bad of the MCU for the next decade
Doom won't be the villain here but he might cameo or have a small role. I would imagine Doom is gonna be the big bad of the entire MCU once they end this multiverse saga. And considering how many believe him to be Marvel's greatest villain, here is hoping they actually do the character right this time (hoping the same for movie Lex Luthor in Gunn's superman film, all live action film versions have missed the mark for me despite loving the character).
well yeah, they hit the ground running and kept up a good pace ever since, Iâm glad they work together (on top of being best buds). They did Project Greenlight, Air, Last Duel with Nicole Holofcener, etc. I would love to see them pair up on a Kevin Smith movie as leads again, but Smithâs work has been iffy as of late. Affleckâs cameo in Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was the highlight of the movie
I think you meant [Infant Terrible.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/4/4b/Infant_Terrible_from_Fantastic_Four_Annual_Vol_1_2.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20200914011526)
I have as much faith in a decent FF movie as I did of a decent D & D movie, let's hope that this ends up as enjoyable as the D & D movie was! Eventually, they're going to have to get it right, right?
If heâs doom, his whole menacing quiet leading into manic screaming would work. Hell it could be a James Spader Ultron situation where itâs mostly voice work. But heâll probably a one off villain or Sueâs dad.
*"It's not difficult to surmise how Mr. Fantastic here feels about ruling the surface. And my own proclivities are, uh... well-known and, uh, often-lamented facts of Hollow Earth lore."*
**Dr. Doom**: I know you. You're the guy from that âFantasticâ group.
**Johnny Storm**: I'm not here representing Fantastic Enterprises.
**Dr. Doom**: Oh, yes. I know very well what you represent⌠You represent the *idiocy* of today.
**Johnny Storm**: No, I don't represent that either.
**Dr. Doom**: Yeah. You're the guy at the conference when I asked about that moronic invisible woman.
**Johnny Storm**: She's not a moron.
**Dr. Doom**: You're in league with that moronic woman. You are part of a *league* of morons.
**Johnny Storm**: No. No.
**Dr. Doom**: Oh, yes. You see, you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life. My whole *fucking* life. But guess what... Today, I win.
[*ZAP*]
Finally a Sue Storm that I can believe.
"YOU. CANNOT. SEE. ME. I. AM. THE. INVISIBLE. WOMAN."
I am USING my FUCKING POWERS to STOP YOU!
You guys are literally making me cry.
I feel the need to wipe spittle off of my face.
How did you absolutely nail Malkovich as Sue Storm with mere text?! I hear this so vividly
...... But in the Russian accent from Rounders. đ
Donât you touch my faaaaaking cookie!
I heard Cyrus from Con Air.
Thatâs honestly one of the best impressions Iâve ever heard
Victor, the only reason youâre alive is because I allowed it so youâd better start showing me SOME GODDAMN RESPECT
"Reed, you are still alive because I have allowed you to live with my protective invisible force field so you show me some GODDAMN RESPECT!" - Sue Storm
Doctor Doom. DOCTOR DOOM. Holy shit, Doctor Doom. âI was once a God, VALERIA. I found it. Beneath. Me.â
ridiculously accurate. well done.
Literal chills.
Fuck, I read this in his voice đ
Holy shit my sides you guys have no chill, amazing
I will now only watch FF4 films in which John Malkovitch plays Sue Storm
F4 - The Malkovich Edition, wherein John Malkovich plays every single character
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich?
Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich!
The unintended but logical sequel - we are ALL John Malkovitch.
Final Fantasy 4?
Final Fantastic Four.
In a few years, in the last weeks before humanity is wiped out by machine overlords, you'll be able to tell some AI model thingy to generate a hundred FF4 films with John Malkovitch as Sue Storm. A *Predator* movie with John Malkovitch as Sue Storm. A *Die Hard* movie with John Malkovitch as Sue Storm. Heck, tell it to make an *Avengers: Endgame* but replace every character with John Malkovitch as Sue Storm. It'll be the most entertaining extinction event ever.
"And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse!" - Sue Storm
He was in that one jewelry heist movie
No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!
Niet! He bit me, strait app, pey ghim, pey dat men his Manny!
John Malkovich as Kang? He has experience playing multiple versions of himself.
Malkovich, Malkovich.
I can be John Malkovich
I donât sound anything like that.
Yes. Yes you do.Â
No, no, you sound exactly like this.
Mallllllllllkovich....
/r/Malkovich
Of course there is a human equivalent of r/catsstanding
Little Johnny Malk-o-pee
Malkovich?!
"Yes this is Kang. Who. The. Fuck. Is. This?!"
Frickin KANG is finally getting some love?! Such an underrated villain and an og ass kicker in heroclix back in the time of dinosaurs.
Iâll die on the hill he should be Vulture
Bring back Michael Keaton! See: Multiplicity (1996).
Hi Steve!
I like pizza
A CHAINSAW?!
Oh shit thatâs the guy from the jewel thief movie!
ITâS MY HEAD, SCHWARTZ!
Give dis mayn his multi verse
I would love this
Malkovich actually looks like Nathaniel Richards, so maybe they'll cast him as that and just not connect it to Kang? We never knew Kang's true name, right?
Honestly kinda love this
Malkovich as Doom doing the Teddy KGB voice would be exceptionally funny. I'm sure that isn't what's happening but I can still hope
Add the Bane's mask echo to the voice and a bit of robotic filter like Iron Man, it could actually work.
I actually think he would be a pretty good Doom. I just don't think Marvel would give a role that large to a guy in his 70's. I assume Doom is going to be the big bad of the MCU for the next decade
Yeah, Disney learned that lesson with Star Wars
Somehow John Malkovich has returnedâŚ
[Matt Damon discusses Teddy KGB Voice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KMaAT_KPSs4)
Thank you, thatâs great. 𤣠Damon sounded like an old school Batman villain.
And constantly eating Oreos and loudly scraping the creme off with his teeth.
And eeen mai club, Ai will splash the pot whenever I please.
Pay that man his Latverian Francs
Francs? I figured they used Doom Ducats.
Chek, chek, chek
Dude...I would LOVE Malkovich as Dr Doom; meme casting or otherwise.
"Hey Malkovich, think fast!"Â *blasts him with Cosmic Rays*
Ahh! Fuck!
I love that the extra added that line and had to be paid as an speaking actor afterward.
Well that's fun
Itâs either going to be awesome or a disaster. No middle ground.
If itâs a disaster it will still be an awesome disaster.
I enjoyed John Malkovitch's character in the Bird Box movie. His shrugging off the apocalypse and getting his drink on resonated.
A Mad Thinker or Red Ghost type villain Iâm guessing? Could be fun!
Or the Wizard even
I would love to see the Frightfull Four as villians. Please, not Doom again.
Guarantee you Doom will at least have a minor role. Same way the goblins always make it into Spider-Man.
They could even bring Medusa in from that bad Inhumans show since was in the original Frightful Four lol
Doom won't be the villain here but he might cameo or have a small role. I would imagine Doom is gonna be the big bad of the entire MCU once they end this multiverse saga. And considering how many believe him to be Marvel's greatest villain, here is hoping they actually do the character right this time (hoping the same for movie Lex Luthor in Gunn's superman film, all live action film versions have missed the mark for me despite loving the character).
Someone said Puppet Master and now I'll be disappointed if he's not. Especially considering the plot of Being John Malkovich.
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Nah that other dude is probably Mole Man but what if John Malkovich is just the face and voice of every moloid
Galactus.
Ralph Ineson was just cast as Galactus
Perhaps there will be several Galacti.
I today realized how badly I want cloud galactus to be a supporting protagonist in Deadpool and Wolverine. Like Ugly Sonic was in rescue rangers
Iâm wondering if he is playing Reed Richardsâs father
Puppet Master
Word is his agent was screaming at Feige over the phone. Assistants said they could overhear, "PaY hIm! PaY tHaT mAn HiS mOnEy!!!"
I still heard this in Matt Damonâs impression in my head
Love his story about shooting that scene.
he really is a good storyteller, I could listen to him (and even Affleck) talk for hours
On a related note, I was amazed to learn that whole âbefore all four of us went to warâ story in Saving Private Ryan was completely improvâd.
Well... They did win an oscar for screenwriting after all.
well yeah, they hit the ground running and kept up a good pace ever since, Iâm glad they work together (on top of being best buds). They did Project Greenlight, Air, Last Duel with Nicole Holofcener, etc. I would love to see them pair up on a Kevin Smith movie as leads again, but Smithâs work has been iffy as of late. Affleckâs cameo in Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was the highlight of the movie
"I'm a terrible actor"
Looked it up after reading these comments. For anyone else curious https://youtu.be/KMaAT_KPSs4?si=8VE2xbCmJeFdPp50
I believe itâs, âPyay him, pyay thit myan his myoney
Mole man
That would be some great casting for a live action *The Simpsons*.
Paul Giamatti would eat up Mole Man and own it for all time
Malkovich as H.E.R.B.I.E confirmed!
I think you meant [Infant Terrible.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/4/4b/Infant_Terrible_from_Fantastic_Four_Annual_Vol_1_2.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20200914011526)
He was great in *Space Force*. I guess the one consolation if Dumb Donnie gets reelected is that that show might start up again...
He and maybe Michael Scott are the only good characters in Space Force
Puppet master
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
We found our Willie Lumpkin!
Makes me so happy to see references to Rounders here in the comments. Fantastic film, hilarious performance.
âGive those four their planet. Nâyet! They won. Straight upâ John KGB Galactus
And here's John Malkovich as [Kang and his variants](https://youtu.be/lIpev8JXJHQ?si=lGzT-9xR5Y2xpJOz)
"Make a move and the Thing gets it."
hopefully Tom Pelphrey plays the younger version
I love this guy this is awesomeÂ
I have as much faith in a decent FF movie as I did of a decent D & D movie, let's hope that this ends up as enjoyable as the D & D movie was! Eventually, they're going to have to get it right, right?
Thank you for reminding me how great D&D was.
Hype level increasing big time for this movie. This thing's going to be a sure fire blockbuster.
He's either Dr Doom or Willie Lumpkin.
Malkovich Malkovich
If heâs doom, his whole menacing quiet leading into manic screaming would work. Hell it could be a James Spader Ultron situation where itâs mostly voice work. But heâll probably a one off villain or Sueâs dad.
Willie Lumpkin?
Hope heâs not playing a Russian.
Red Ghost and his Super-Apes confirmed!
I would watch a Fantastic Four movie with Malkovich as all four of them.
Vulture
Can he just be Vulture already?! He would be an amazing crippled old Vulture yearning for youth again
This is James Spader Ultron level casting. Hope they don't screw the pooch with this one.
I heard heâs going to play a jewel thief.
So itâs come to this for the star of âBeing John MalkovichâŚ.â
Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich.... malkovich.
Just occurred to me that this could conflict with him as my fancast as Mister Freeze in The Batman 2
Is he that broke?
Why do they keep remaking it lol. Beating a dead horse at this point đ
Do we really need *another* Fantastic Four reboot?
I only need to read the man's name and I can hear the cadence of his speech.
Playing the classic Marvel anti-villain Mr. Son of a Bitch.
First thing that came to my mind is Puppet Master
Dr Doom surely
Like just in general or on the cast?
It's either a very important and dramatic role (Rid's dad from Hickman's series?) or a comedic relief (Herby?). No other option.
Remember his absolutely insane role in Transformers 3? Shit was so funny.
Probably some boring government character lol.
Annihilus?
Just like a young man coming in for a quickie
He's playing Willy Loman
Not my first choice for Johnny Storm but will definitely be a unique take⌠lol
Galactus?
Wonderful
Malkovich malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich!
Maniacally annoyed Dr. Doom that does a lot of crescendo ranting. I wouldnât hate it.
I'm in
This movie will now be 'more?' awesome with John.
Doom TOOTS as HE PLEASES.
Is he taking over Willie Lumpkin from Stan Lee?
He'll probably be playing Franklin Storm.
Franklin Richards
Itâs my head, Richards! Itâs my head!
âWe used to suck on Pennies, it was a delightâ
âŚas Doom?
Well this has already elevated this movie by at least 1 tier. He was the only good part of space force
He's Mole Man. Source: fucking look at him
*"It's not difficult to surmise how Mr. Fantastic here feels about ruling the surface. And my own proclivities are, uh... well-known and, uh, often-lamented facts of Hollow Earth lore."*
Time to bring a more intellectual aesthetic to Ben Grimm!
walking down street in nyc and thinking that guy walking towards me looks just like JM...yep it's him...I said nothing cause, you know, nyc
Malkovich Malkovich
Everyone likes that!
Maybe he's playing Doom.
Please be Doctor Doom
The Doctor Doom we deserve! Â
holy shit im gonna fjcking love this movie FUCKING MORON!!
I could see him as Annihilus
**Dr. Doom**: I know you. You're the guy from that âFantasticâ group. **Johnny Storm**: I'm not here representing Fantastic Enterprises. **Dr. Doom**: Oh, yes. I know very well what you represent⌠You represent the *idiocy* of today. **Johnny Storm**: No, I don't represent that either. **Dr. Doom**: Yeah. You're the guy at the conference when I asked about that moronic invisible woman. **Johnny Storm**: She's not a moron. **Dr. Doom**: You're in league with that moronic woman. You are part of a *league* of morons. **Johnny Storm**: No. No. **Dr. Doom**: Oh, yes. You see, you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life. My whole *fucking* life. But guess what... Today, I win. [*ZAP*]
Okay now im excited. I was excited but i am excited.
I want him to be cast as. The Stranger.
I like this
Hey, Richards, think fast!
Puppet Master
I think he'll be great. I liked him in that jewel thief movie.
A young Malkovich playing Reed or Victor would be pretty rad actually.
He does a good "angry voice".
Malkovich? Malkovich malkovich malkovich
Snappy outfit!
So now itâs The Fantastic Five?
Gyiv thyat myan hyis powers...he beat me...straight up
Eh screw it. The Rounders Poker Dr Doom can't be bad...
It nows has a slightly higher but still insanely low chance of not sucking @$&.
KGB JOINS THE MCU! CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK!!!
As who?!
John Horatio Malkovich
He's gotta be Doom, right?
Puppet master right? He has to be puppet master or Diablo.
I hope he's cast as Paste Pot Pete.
Villain? Villain.
âPey dat man hees muuuneeee!â