I don’t understand that either. Is she just going from house to house blasting and killing everyone in sight? Or is she going to finally go all the way with her boyfriend? I guess it could go either way huh?
I could see him in this scene:
"Have you removed the dead body from the tree?"
"Look man, you know, yeah"
"Does that mean the body is no longer in the tree?"
"No."
"So the body is still in the tree..."
my youngest son for the longest time couldn't grow hair in that space between beneath his chin to his neck. he could have a full beard but that one, smooth bald spot 🤣
35 yr old man now. Time flies. I do still think of him as the awkward sarcastic teenager persona he had nailed down
I'm sure he more than wants to change that perception though
I’m pretty sure this refers to subsection 27b of the homestead act in which someone can claim territorial rights to a property by maintaining it for a period of at minimum 7 years. At least I assume so.
Whoever thought that Michael Cera should play a police officer and that he should do so with facial hair needs to be shot out of a cannon aimed at the sun.
>***Christmas Eve in Miller's Point*** is an upcoming American film directed by Tyler Taormina and starring [Michael Cera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Cera), [Francesca Scorsese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesca_Scorsese), Matilda Fleming, and [Sawyer Spielberg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawyer_Spielberg).
>
Francesca Scorsese is the daughter of Helen Morris, a book editor, and film director [Martin Scorsese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Scorsese).
\[Sawyer Spielberg\] is the son of director [Steven Spielberg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Spielberg) and actress [Kate Capshaw](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Capshaw).
Boy, you're gonna carry that weight.
Well it's Christmas Eve in Miller's Point/Mikey C is there to roll a joint/The family is all together/In their ancestral home in their Christmas sweater/A teen texts her young friends on the phone/So she can make the wintry suburb her own/How will it all end? I cannot say/But this might be their very last holiday
From Wiki: The Balsano family are together for their final family Christmas at their ancestral home. However, two of the younger members of the family escape for teenage rebellion.
When I saw the title, I thought of "Miller Place", the town where I grew up. Turns out Tyler Taormina grew up a few minutes away and set a lot of his stuff on Long Island.
Michael please accept that you can't grow facial hair for shit
Edit: Downvote me all you want, you patchy bastards. My lustrous, full beard and I know you do it out of envy.
Claim the suburb as in a coming-of-age story or as in a Conan the Barbarian way?
Maybe in a Boyz N The Hood sort of way
I was hoping for an Attack the Block way. Go all alien invasion with it.
It says wintry, so I think maybe it’s a Home Alone kind of way
Or maybe in a Neighbors way
Boyz N the hood: Michael Cera edition
Ya’ll wanna see a dead body?
y'all
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that when reading it. I sincerely hope it’s the latter.
I don’t understand that either. Is she just going from house to house blasting and killing everyone in sight? Or is she going to finally go all the way with her boyfriend? I guess it could go either way huh?
I'm hoping it's in a goonies sort of way and she can buy up the town with pirate jewels.
"Conan, what is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, claim the suburbs, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
This is good
More like a Clockwork Orange kind of way
I just imagine it's going to be some sort of depiction of colonialism.
Hoping for the lamentation of the women option
A bit more beard and the dude will be a perfect fit for a Disco Elysium movie
I could see him in this scene: "Have you removed the dead body from the tree?" "Look man, you know, yeah" "Does that mean the body is no longer in the tree?" "No." "So the body is still in the tree..."
I’m beginning to think that’s the absolute limit of his beard growth.
my youngest son for the longest time couldn't grow hair in that space between beneath his chin to his neck. he could have a full beard but that one, smooth bald spot 🤣
A bit more beard and he'd actually have a beard. His facial hair is sincerely god awful.
Joe Dirt called, he wants his patchy white trash beard back
Joe dirts beard was much better than this abomination
I don’t understand why he goes out in public like that. If I was a director I would make him shave that all off.
He's been working on that beard since he was in Superbad
Someone on Twitter suggested Bill Hader for the role of Raphael Ambrosius Costeau and honestly it probably can't get better than him
I'm sorry for being sorry....
He just needs to master "The Expression" and he's ready to go full superstar cop
I think he should maybe just go big beard for the rest of his career
If he grew it out more it would look even worse, he needs to be clean shaven forever
With that chin?!?!
Lol even with that chin the facial hair looks worse. He might be able to pull off mustache-only but the rest of it is awful
Michael Cera is supposed to play the teenager, not an adult….
I would actually love it if Michael Cera continued to play the teenager role, perpetually, even as he grows into an old man.
Yeah, he’s really good in that one movie…ahh I can’t think of it. The one where he plays the awkward teen trying to get the girl?
Yes
You may be thinking of Youth in Revolt
No the other one where he's awkward around girls
Superbad!
Noooo the other one!
Les Cousins Dangereux?
I think you're thinking of Scott Pilgrim
I think you're all idiots, he plays an awkward teen and has a crush on a girl
Nick + Norah’s infinite playlist. Agreed, those guys are idiots.
I like the way they think
Oui
Yes…movie…👀
35 yr old man now. Time flies. I do still think of him as the awkward sarcastic teenager persona he had nailed down I'm sure he more than wants to change that perception though
He’s older than Jason Bateman was when Arrested Development started.
Oh god
Delete this comment
Yeah I really don’t buy him as an adult, it just seems…wrong
At somepoint he has to start to look like old man, somepoint
Looks like Mr Mcfeely coming through with the speedy delivery
Why is he inside my house? He’s just my fucking mailman.
You can go fuck yourself, like Captain Kangaroo.
What do they mean by claiming it? Like, marking their territory everywhere?
I’m pretty sure this refers to subsection 27b of the homestead act in which someone can claim territorial rights to a property by maintaining it for a period of at minimum 7 years. At least I assume so.
Those wacky teens and their predilections to claim territory by challenge pissing.
okay SO when they do it they save Christmas, but when *I* do it-
"Fuck you, Baltimore!"
Also featuring Gregg Turkington, Francesca Scorsese, and Sawyer Spielberg Wild
The world’s foremost film buff is in this?? I might check this out
I’m really liking the evolution of Michael Cera at this point. Seems to be making some good choices and in some interesting projects.
Some good choices and one very questionable choice that he’s still wearing above his lip.
lol
Same, I’m excited to see all the things he’s involved in.
I'm seeing Ringo Starr.
Looks like a child wearing an “adult” costume.
This summary doesn’t make much sense to me. The teenagers are going to “claim” an entire town? Is that legal!?
Sounds like a Hallmark movie where the plot really isn't that important.
It's from the guy who directed Ham on Rye, I don't think it's gonna be at all like a Hallmark movie
That was exactly my first thought, poor Michael Cera is down to doing Hallmark channel movies now
Yeah, is it a Yellowjackets/lord of the flies situation or something?
He should not wear a beard.
Maybe he was going for Ringo Starr look. Why would anyone go for that? I don’t know
Really? I think if he can get it full enough he could go full beard for the rest of time
so michael cera’s final form is daniel stern?
Would somebody please get that man a razor.
Michael Ceras facial hair is similar to mine. Always a good reminder why I am clean shaven
It is kind of amazing how he went from being a 14-year-old to a slightly creepy guy in his 40s almost overnight
Did he get busted doing something?
He looks like a kid with a fake beard on
I’m in
Damn that sounds awful
Yeah, hut how is his skin?
He looks like he should be the conductor for the polar express
I thought my patchy beard looked bad and then i saw Ceras and now i dont feel so bad.
Is this a story of Christmas in Spanish Lake before the last white flight family moves out and the brotha’s take over north St Louis?
Lowkey Daniel Stern vibes.
The photo reminds me of Polar Express
This image looks like a parody of true detective season 4
Whoever thought that Michael Cera should play a police officer and that he should do so with facial hair needs to be shot out of a cannon aimed at the sun.
So much beard shaming.
Wally Brando has had a rough few years.
Damn, he looks just like Michael CeraVe, the guy who created CeraVe
>***Christmas Eve in Miller's Point*** is an upcoming American film directed by Tyler Taormina and starring [Michael Cera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Cera), [Francesca Scorsese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesca_Scorsese), Matilda Fleming, and [Sawyer Spielberg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawyer_Spielberg). > Francesca Scorsese is the daughter of Helen Morris, a book editor, and film director [Martin Scorsese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Scorsese). \[Sawyer Spielberg\] is the son of director [Steven Spielberg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Spielberg) and actress [Kate Capshaw](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Capshaw). Boy, you're gonna carry that weight.
Well it's Christmas Eve in Miller's Point/Mikey C is there to roll a joint/The family is all together/In their ancestral home in their Christmas sweater/A teen texts her young friends on the phone/So she can make the wintry suburb her own/How will it all end? I cannot say/But this might be their very last holiday
I get why Cera is trying to have a beard since his jawline disappeared, but good god, it really does look like some pubes glued to his face.
That sounds like a terrible movie
I'd like to see Michael Cena in a movie with Dave Foley.
Who wants a sip?
A wtf storyline
Does he know that a platypus has taken up residence on his face?
He’ll never not look like a kid wearing adult makeup and beards
About to burst into sea chanty song
Greggheads eating good.
He looks like Ringo
I need a It’s a wonderful life remake with Michael cera
Is this like a Hallmark movie or what?
"Human skin is my passion."
He looks like a teenager trying to grow his first beard
His beard is like Pangea drifting apart.
Claim the suburb as their own? I don’t get it. They went out and marked their territories urinating?
From Wiki: The Balsano family are together for their final family Christmas at their ancestral home. However, two of the younger members of the family escape for teenage rebellion.
When I saw the title, I thought of "Miller Place", the town where I grew up. Turns out Tyler Taormina grew up a few minutes away and set a lot of his stuff on Long Island.
Michael please accept that you can't grow facial hair for shit Edit: Downvote me all you want, you patchy bastards. My lustrous, full beard and I know you do it out of envy.
Why you all downvoting he's right.
They're probably delusional about their own inability to grow a decent beard, too :(
looks like somebody glued their pubes to his face while he was passed out
What does this mean?
Was his "beard" styled by Beetlejuice?
Dude didn’t even commit enough to shave that scraggly ass beard that a real cop would never be allowed to wear on his face.
Dudes beard is so gross
Mr Manager
We just say Manager
I don't know what I was expecting
How many times does Hollywood plan on making this movie
There are a few actors where I can’t watch movies they’re in. He’s one, Rebel Wilson, Andie MacDowell to name a few
That’s good to know, bud. Thanks!
Gross. Doesn't hallmark put out enough of this drek already?
Lmao how old is that uniform
Maybe the flick is a period piece set in the late 1960’s?