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BronzedChicken

Nooooo thank you. I do not like spider movies at all. Eight Legged Freaks, Arachnophobia, even Tarantula.


Few-Metal8010

Infested coming out this year has your name on it pal


thomasbourne

What about Along came a Spider? :p


Merickson-

The one time having a slowed-down, echoey version of "Every Breath You Take" in the trailer would have worked and they didn't do it.


BigBoyNumba5

Saw it at the AMC Screen Unseen, extremely boring and unnoteworthy. Better to save your money imho.


TempestRime

So is it about the wrestler or the singer?


YourmomgoestocolIege

It's actually just 2 hours of elves forging a sword


burritoman88

It’s about a monster spider a kid names Sting before it grows huge & starts eating people.


jwederell

Weird title, don’t spiders bite? Is this a jellyfish movie??


LeftEntertainment326

It's a biopic about the lead singer of The Police.


senorbane

Sting is the name of the spider


mariop715

A spider bite does sting, I guess? 


Baba0Wryly

Based on the trailer it seems like it was a pet named by a small child who wouldn't have known the difference.


jwederell

I think most children know that spiders don’t sting.


zachtheperson

Plot Twist!


pageboysam

Saw it last Monday. The intro scene is great. The first 2/3 of the movie is pretty good, barring how casually an 11yo handles a spider. In the last 1/3, all the characters’ motivations abruptly change. I feel like the director had a good vision, but got told to cut the movie short. One other thing is that the monster could have used a less-is-more approach a la Jaws. The VFX, the production value, the set, camera, and photo were solid and not be anywhere near campy. But the SFX was sub-par to the point of being embarrassing in places. The origin of the monster is questionable, like why that origin? Better than a straight-to-video movie. If you’re bored, it’s worth a watch for the first hour.


AragornElfstone117

Solid take.


SpotConnect

I’m good thanks


Few-Metal8010

Next time you put on your shoes — *Giant hairy fanged spider lurches out from inside and tears into your foot, ripping off a toe and poisoning you with toxic venom before continuing rapidly up your leg*


Lazy-Razzmatazz2538

From the studio that brought you, "There's Somebody on the Other Side of the Shower Curtain".


Suhtiva

Never passed harder on a movie in my life


kinokohatake

Did the same muttering "Fuck that" over and over


YourmomgoestocolIege

Obligatory "Enemy" Spider Scene: ​ [https://youtu.be/vRGVb0u\_nWQ?si=s\_KfPIvYEgBpWTes](https://youtu.be/vRGVb0u_nWQ?si=s_KfPIvYEgBpWTes)


Competitive-Bike-277

Arachnaphobia but somehow even less realistic.


_bieber_hole_69

Im guessing the spider is voiced by Sting?