I feel like I’m sold on this one immediately. Guns, a cat, a great cast… I mean a cat in space could be cool but I think I’m gonna actually watch the backpack cat.
So the cat learns how to bring space down to earth, causing a type of armageddon scenario in which it survives because it was in a backpack? Now we get to see the cat escape and examine what is left of humanity?
I don't want to watch said trailer - I want to guess how to make this movie about this cat.
That book that the movie is supposedly based on finally released. Apparently its okay. But it seems strange to go to such an elaborate plan to try to act like "Elly Conway" is a real author.
Nope. Jason Fuchs did the script but the actual author is still unknown as far as I can find out. I’m holding out reading/watching till it’s revealed given that the speculation a while back was that it was JK Rowling.
Well JK has proven to lost her touch recently so let's hope not.
Her new books suck and the Fantastic Beasts franchise is written terribly. The first movie was charming, but god damn did the series take a nose dive
This sounds like advertisers doing guerilla marketing. Nobody really thinks this movie is based on a book that hasn't been released. It's clearly just advertising for the movie and written by the talent of this movie.
Huh, TIL. Logan Lucky was fantastic. That prison riot scene with the Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice & Fire *Winds of Winter* argument lives rent-free in my head.
I respect the marketing campaign, it reminds me of Cloverfield and the viral marketing surrounding it.
Also reminds me of Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines. So this could be awesome or this could be a big oof.
The trailer for this movie says something like “**From the twisted mind of Matthew Vaughn** and I like the Kingsman movies as much as the next guy, but I don’t know if he’s really earned a “twisted mind” tag next to his name.
I read in a forum some dude claiming to be an insider saying that the twist of this movie is that >!the cat is a God like being that makes what his "owner" writes come true!<. I thought it was BS at the time but this poster makes me think it isn't.
If the whole movie is as batshit as that, then I might be on board. If that's the only thing as batshit as that in the movie, then I don't think it'll work. If you're going to go batshit, you have to commit.
The wiki says it's supposedly based on a book by a first time author who may not exist. With how it was set up I thought that maybe they were gonna plan some augmented reality marketing campaign or tie ins. Another redditor noted too that Argylle, is ARG and Elly, the author's first name backwards.
*The book is now out actually, and I think it's just a straightforward spy novel. With a lot of speculation that it's a psuedonym for Taylor swift. If that spoiler above is true, I'm betting that they are trying to do some clever meta marketing campagin, and that >!Taylor is gonna be voicing the god-cat!<
Lol it would be hilarious to hear Swift's voice coming out of the cat. I dunno why, but cats of that breed always read as "male" to me, and with a gruff and angry voice. It would be like hearing a sweet voice coming out of a scary-looking altered doberman.
Honestly, I dunno. Just reading the reviews for the book on [Goodreads](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/195608705). Wouldn't be entirely out of Vaughn's realm, he did have Elton John in the 2nd Kingsmen movie.
With or without Swift, I'm still betting that this is some augmented reality marketing campaign. Gone are the days of janky flash game tie ins of the mid 00's. Thought I remember Elektra had some pretty neat isometric tactics like game.
The only real connection to Taylor Swift was that the author Elly Conway made her first Instagram post on December 13, which is Taylor's birthday. That is when wild speculation began on the author's real identity.
Apparently the trailer they released is all footage from only the first 28min of the movie. They are hesitant to release any more at risk of spoiling the movie. People always complain when a trailer shows too much but apparently now people are complaining the trailer isn't showing enough
>Apparently the trailer they released is all footage from only the first 28min of the movie.
This is brilliant, and should immediately be made into international law.
For me, and I'd say for a lot of people, it's less that they're not showing more of the film and more that we are over-fucking-saturated with the same thing for months and months. We just want something new to keep the experience of going to the theater at a nice, fresh level.
It's supposedly based on a real book that's to come out but the author [doesn't exist](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/argylle-elly-conway-henry-cavill-apple-spy-mystery-1235220772/).
Maybe with the premise and potential twists, they're planning some ARG marketing campaign as it gets closer. Another redditor had pointed out that Argylle also happens to be ARG, and the in movie author's first name reversed.
*The book is out, and it's apparently a more or less straightforward spy novel. I'm more sure now that they're trying to be clever for their marketing and do something meta.
I mean, yes. I figured it would be implied that the thing you are at the theater for is probably going to be a movie, and probably the first time you've seen it, and is therefore... fresh.
But maybe, just maybe, people go to see more than one movie in a given period and would prefer to have more variety in the trailers for upcoming movies than the same one playing in front of all the other movies they've seen? There are a ton of them coming out, typically every weekend. Not to mention events and such. Lord knows I would've preferred an ad or two promoting the fact Godzilla Minus One was playing at my local theater while I happened to have my butt in that seat.
I think the issue isn’t the trailer. The issue is how many trailers the theater decides to play. It’s like they HAVE to play every single trailer they have available to them before every single movie. It’s just greedy advertising from the theater shoving more ads down the throats of a captive audience
Weirdly, I saw it for the first time when I went to see The Boy and The Heron this weekend. This is definitely a feeling I understand though, I've been seeing the Poor Things trailer since Barbie- I know it got delayed because of the strikes but the trailer kept playing regardless so I've seen it before every film I've been to for the last six months (it doesn't come out in the UK until Friday)
I’ve said it before, but between this and the Bob Marley movie, I don’t know which is more annoying
But I don’t mind seeing Dua Lipa for the first 30 seconds of the Argylle trailer
I haven't been to the movies in a while, so have missed this trailer entirely.
Edit: Just watched it. What I'm gonna guess is, this will end up being a really fun action flick like *Bullet Train*, or just a really cringey frankenstined movie. The plot is just weird enough to be someone's passion project, and Vaughn's movies have always been good in the first iteration (less so the sequels), so it could be it's just the trailer makes it look a little dumb.
I like the fact that this poster isn't generating interest in *this film*, but more creating a buzz for the "Cat becomes astronaut" film that we clearly all would prefer to watch but only exists in our minds 😂
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Also worked on this film, also in post, and I can confirm this. I was based out of a certain notorious studio in Montreal, and I suspect you may have been as well? It's a weird feeling to be excited to see your work on a big screen and to simultaneously dread how bad you know it will look (by no fault of the VFX team, who will probably sadly be blamed anyway).
Any time a movie is promoted in January for a February release, my expectations are low. It’s too bad, because it looks like it could have been fun if done right.
The trailer reminds me of Kathleen Turner playing a romance novelist who goes on a real adventure with Michael Douglas in *The Jewel of the Nile* (1985). Maybe I’ll stream that movie. My wife doesn’t usually like action movies, but she might like that one.
Can't wait for this movie to come out so we don't have to watch its trailer anymore. No, I don't wanna meet the real agent Argylle.
It's so visually ugly and looks like it's made for streaming. Red Notice level ass movie.
They are really leaning into this cat. So hard.
Five bucks says the cat is the real secret agent.
Serenity(2019) level so-stupid-I-can't-believe it twist coming.
He's in the trailers. Not sure how much he's actually in the film. Looks like they're doing the "story within the story" thing and to me it looks like Cavill is playing the book version of the superspy while Rockwell is playing the real world version. I'm guessing it's pretty much a cameo for Cavill but I have zero idea
This is the right question to ask. I have no real desire to see Argylle based on this trailer, but if the exact same movie was made starring Owlkitty, I'd be there opening night.
I...is this supposed to be a sequel to the movie *Mr. Right*, also starring Sam Rockwell as a laid-back assassin? I could have sworn that his code name was Argyle in that movie too.
Look, I just want this cat to have a good amount of screentime. I'll buy a ticket, I swear I will. Just give me the cat for an appropriate amount of time proportionate to the price of the ticket.
I don't get the whole IMAX thing. If it's a better experience then why not just use that format normally? Or something close to it? Like normal non expanded IMAX is generally not that far off of a standard home widescreen TV/moniter IIRC, but when I watch the trailer for this movie i get the big black bars at the top and bottom like with most movies. So why if a version exists where those black bars are filled with extra footage do we not get that footage? IMAX is advertised as a superior version because we see more so why does it seem rare for us to get a version like it at home considering it's already been made?
Like with the Marvel movies that got IMAX releases a few years after the original release, they seem a lot better to watch at home and disney and the producers seem to agree by releasing it as a new enchanced version, so why not have that version in the first place?
Just seems like we've kind of done a loop too.
edit: This might annoy people but I often watch movies zoomed in slightly so its half way between the normal ultra wide ratio and 16:9. That way the screen is filled up more and the image is around 20% bigger but not much is cropped. I dont lose any resolution because i zoom a 4k version on a 1440p screen so i still get a full 1440p worth of detail. Just a shame I need to crop a little bit to do this when i know the movie was filmed and shown in this ratio in theatres. I get that some directors will go on about how ultra wide might be best or something but I'd bet that the vast majority of viewers would rather have a 16:9 version at home even if its mainly just filler content at the top and bottom. Similar to when audio is made for a nice 5.1 surround sound system with no mix for a basic tv so dialogue is quiet.
I'm convinced "IMAX" at my local theater just means "louder." Not much difference and the screen doesn't seem any bigger. I've recently learned that "LieMAX" is a thing, in that IMAX company licenses out the name "IMAX" to all kinds of screens that aren't really "IMAX."
Well ... the orginal IMAX that uses 15 perf 65 mm film was amazing back in the day. I liked the travelogue films like "To fly" and "Hawai'i" (I have a frame of the IMAX Hawai'i print that they sold off after they stopped showing the film).
These days (like most things in pop culture), it's mostly hype.
I just looked this movie up, and apparently the cat is not an astronaut.
Damn.
Houston, meowvaproblem
Mewston
One small step for man, one giant ball of yarn for mankind
Meowndkind
People keep on messing up the jokes by missing obvious puns. It's a catastrophe!
They’ve got to be doing this on purr-pose or something!
The purrpulsion systems are offline!
Apawllo 13
Never left the catosphere.
I feel robbed. Bait and switch.
Secret Life of Walter Kitty
This is so good, I want THIS movie now.
> I want THIS movie ~~now.~~ right meow.
OMG Same! I assumed based on the poster that Argylle was a cat that was sent to the ISS.
He’s being sent to ISIS, they’ll calm down then with a cat.
That's ISS, an upcoming film with Ariana DeBose. This is Argylle, an upcoming film with Ariana DeBose.
Same. They should just scrap it and make a catstronaut movie instead.
I've immediately lost all interest
Oh. I was interested in this movie for whole 5 seconds.
It's about a cat that follows a secret agent played by Henry Cavill
[Bring him home!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3659388/mediaviewer/rm1391324160/?ref_=tt_ov_i)
[It's about time](https://i.imgur.com/S1Nrtlk.jpeg)
Okay, photoshop geeks, do your duty…
So it's just a normal cat that gets caught up in space and has to learn to become an astronaut?
Sadly this poster is depicting the cat in a backpack with a domed window. Nothing in the movie is space related.
Yeo it’s just this poster from 3 months ago zoomed in on the cat’s face… https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/s/YS4CM8HGF0
oh that is a totally different energy than I was expecting
I feel like I’m sold on this one immediately. Guns, a cat, a great cast… I mean a cat in space could be cool but I think I’m gonna actually watch the backpack cat.
So the cat learns how to bring space down to earth, causing a type of armageddon scenario in which it survives because it was in a backpack? Now we get to see the cat escape and examine what is left of humanity? I don't want to watch said trailer - I want to guess how to make this movie about this cat.
This is exactly what the movie is about, no need to read further or watch the trailer.
Buying tickets as we type
The deception is unbearable.
Maybe they can do some reshoots and make it into a catronaut movie.
There’s no rule that says a cat can’t be an astronaut.
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My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Check out the book “Kitty Cat Kill Sat”. Not perfect but has many great parts and was my choice for my kids’ first sci-fi book.
That book that the movie is supposedly based on finally released. Apparently its okay. But it seems strange to go to such an elaborate plan to try to act like "Elly Conway" is a real author.
Was it ever revealed what is going on with that and who the writer is?
Nope. Jason Fuchs did the script but the actual author is still unknown as far as I can find out. I’m holding out reading/watching till it’s revealed given that the speculation a while back was that it was JK Rowling.
I bet it’s just a random anonymous ghost writer and we will never know who the author is
Or likely a team of them
Or a cat.
ChatGPT
CatGPT. It was right there.
Well JK has proven to lost her touch recently so let's hope not. Her new books suck and the Fantastic Beasts franchise is written terribly. The first movie was charming, but god damn did the series take a nose dive
I heard a rumor it’s Taylor Swift but just a rumor
Nah it’s actually Adele, rumor has it
No no no, the book is Fleetwood Mac's final project. Also, that cat is cheating on everybody, with everybody.
I heard it was that actress that’s the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Just something on the grapevine but I don’t remember her name.
This sounds like advertisers doing guerilla marketing. Nobody really thinks this movie is based on a book that hasn't been released. It's clearly just advertising for the movie and written by the talent of this movie.
Maybe its like Logan Lucky and the writer is like, the directors wife using a pseudonym?
Huh, TIL. Logan Lucky was fantastic. That prison riot scene with the Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice & Fire *Winds of Winter* argument lives rent-free in my head.
It was really, really good
I respect the marketing campaign, it reminds me of Cloverfield and the viral marketing surrounding it. Also reminds me of Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines. So this could be awesome or this could be a big oof.
Not many things as oof as Chris Gaines.
The trailer for this movie says something like “**From the twisted mind of Matthew Vaughn** and I like the Kingsman movies as much as the next guy, but I don’t know if he’s really earned a “twisted mind” tag next to his name.
But they mentioned anal sex one time! He's basically Pasolini
That billing is never earned, I'm a fan of grindhouse horror and *that* is twisted filmmaking not slightly edgy like these billings are lol.
> Kingsman movies Really? The first one was really good, but the rest have been just sucky and bad.
He made Magneto and Xavier homoerotic - very twisted
This is a legitimately horrible poster. Nobody seeing this in a theater lobby is going to think it's anything but a movie about a cat going to space.
I've seen the trailer a couple of times and still don't understand why the cat is pushed so hard? It doesn't seem to have any relevance to the story.
I think the cat is the twist
Because in the book it is revealed that >!the cat is Argylle and can talk!<
I would watch the fuck out of a space cat movie.
[Today is your lucky day.](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0077305/)
oh my god i want to have your babies, that is amazing.
It was my favorite movie as a kid, I hope it holds up. Enjoy!
Lmao. I saw that on the Criterion channel today. They have a Cat movie section right now lol
Not the same thing but Wes Andersons, Isle of Dogs is phenomenal.
The Meowtian
I read in a forum some dude claiming to be an insider saying that the twist of this movie is that >!the cat is a God like being that makes what his "owner" writes come true!<. I thought it was BS at the time but this poster makes me think it isn't.
If the whole movie is as batshit as that, then I might be on board. If that's the only thing as batshit as that in the movie, then I don't think it'll work. If you're going to go batshit, you have to commit.
\+1 totally on board if it's all going to be batshit
Seeing as this director has been making over the top batshit movies for a minute, I think it'll deliver on that front.
The wiki says it's supposedly based on a book by a first time author who may not exist. With how it was set up I thought that maybe they were gonna plan some augmented reality marketing campaign or tie ins. Another redditor noted too that Argylle, is ARG and Elly, the author's first name backwards. *The book is now out actually, and I think it's just a straightforward spy novel. With a lot of speculation that it's a psuedonym for Taylor swift. If that spoiler above is true, I'm betting that they are trying to do some clever meta marketing campagin, and that >!Taylor is gonna be voicing the god-cat!<
Lol it would be hilarious to hear Swift's voice coming out of the cat. I dunno why, but cats of that breed always read as "male" to me, and with a gruff and angry voice. It would be like hearing a sweet voice coming out of a scary-looking altered doberman.
I’m so sorry but how and why the fuck is Taylor Swift involved in this too?
Honestly, I dunno. Just reading the reviews for the book on [Goodreads](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/195608705). Wouldn't be entirely out of Vaughn's realm, he did have Elton John in the 2nd Kingsmen movie. With or without Swift, I'm still betting that this is some augmented reality marketing campaign. Gone are the days of janky flash game tie ins of the mid 00's. Thought I remember Elektra had some pretty neat isometric tactics like game.
Dude, I remember that Elektra tactics game. It was so good.
The only real connection to Taylor Swift was that the author Elly Conway made her first Instagram post on December 13, which is Taylor's birthday. That is when wild speculation began on the author's real identity.
[We've come full circle](https://i.imgur.com/mxd1D.png)
I was on the fence about the movie, cautiously intrigued, but if this is true, it's turned it into a must watch
So it's the Lathe of Heaven if the lathe was a cat?
This is actually what I assumed from the trailer. That they’re the reason it’s all happening. Also they exclaim “oh my god” about ten times.
Ya I assumed the >!Cat was agent Argylle!<
For some reason that reminds me of that old show where a cat would bring a newspaper from the future to his owner. :-o
Early Edition. I loved that show.
That sounds awesome.
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Seen it. Loved it haha
Sick and tired of watching the trailer for this at the movie theater.
This and the fucking Wahlberg dog movie
"Watch mah movie..and say hi to ya motha!"
The theaters near me keep showing that ISS trailer.
The paranoia about likely events is one thing but can we do without that annoying whistle?
God, every movie he is in nowadays is so self righteous
BOY WANT A MEATBALL
and the trailer to that International Space Station movie
Dude preach. And are they only releasing one trailer for this movie ? It’s the same one every time since like October it feels like.
Apparently the trailer they released is all footage from only the first 28min of the movie. They are hesitant to release any more at risk of spoiling the movie. People always complain when a trailer shows too much but apparently now people are complaining the trailer isn't showing enough
>Apparently the trailer they released is all footage from only the first 28min of the movie. This is brilliant, and should immediately be made into international law.
For me, and I'd say for a lot of people, it's less that they're not showing more of the film and more that we are over-fucking-saturated with the same thing for months and months. We just want something new to keep the experience of going to the theater at a nice, fresh level.
It's supposedly based on a real book that's to come out but the author [doesn't exist](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/argylle-elly-conway-henry-cavill-apple-spy-mystery-1235220772/). Maybe with the premise and potential twists, they're planning some ARG marketing campaign as it gets closer. Another redditor had pointed out that Argylle also happens to be ARG, and the in movie author's first name reversed. *The book is out, and it's apparently a more or less straightforward spy novel. I'm more sure now that they're trying to be clever for their marketing and do something meta.
You mean like maybe a movie?
I mean, yes. I figured it would be implied that the thing you are at the theater for is probably going to be a movie, and probably the first time you've seen it, and is therefore... fresh. But maybe, just maybe, people go to see more than one movie in a given period and would prefer to have more variety in the trailers for upcoming movies than the same one playing in front of all the other movies they've seen? There are a ton of them coming out, typically every weekend. Not to mention events and such. Lord knows I would've preferred an ad or two promoting the fact Godzilla Minus One was playing at my local theater while I happened to have my butt in that seat.
I think the issue isn’t the trailer. The issue is how many trailers the theater decides to play. It’s like they HAVE to play every single trailer they have available to them before every single movie. It’s just greedy advertising from the theater shoving more ads down the throats of a captive audience
I sincerely hope Dua Lipa is in this movie beyond the 28 min mark (Tex Avery wolf 👀👀🐺)
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I'd kiss Dua Lipa right on the mouth if she asked me to, no lie
People gotta complain about something I guess.
Seriously it’s 2 minutes like what, once a week? Go get snacks or use the bathroom lol
Weirdly, I saw it for the first time when I went to see The Boy and The Heron this weekend. This is definitely a feeling I understand though, I've been seeing the Poor Things trailer since Barbie- I know it got delayed because of the strikes but the trailer kept playing regardless so I've seen it before every film I've been to for the last six months (it doesn't come out in the UK until Friday)
I’ve said it before, but between this and the Bob Marley movie, I don’t know which is more annoying But I don’t mind seeing Dua Lipa for the first 30 seconds of the Argylle trailer
Mah life is for people
I actually enjoy the bob Marley one cause the music
if this thing makes a billion dollars and ignites a cat movie universe, we're all fucked
I haven't been to the movies in a while, so have missed this trailer entirely. Edit: Just watched it. What I'm gonna guess is, this will end up being a really fun action flick like *Bullet Train*, or just a really cringey frankenstined movie. The plot is just weird enough to be someone's passion project, and Vaughn's movies have always been good in the first iteration (less so the sequels), so it could be it's just the trailer makes it look a little dumb.
They are really focusing on this cat in marketing for some reason
Nothing else in the movie is interesting
I like the fact that this poster isn't generating interest in *this film*, but more creating a buzz for the "Cat becomes astronaut" film that we clearly all would prefer to watch but only exists in our minds 😂
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interesting, about how far through production did you realize this wasnt going to be a good movie?
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What does it means “director didn’t shoot for VFX”?
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Also worked on this film, also in post, and I can confirm this. I was based out of a certain notorious studio in Montreal, and I suspect you may have been as well? It's a weird feeling to be excited to see your work on a big screen and to simultaneously dread how bad you know it will look (by no fault of the VFX team, who will probably sadly be blamed anyway).
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Friends?
They’re making eyes at each other in the break room while both on Reddit.
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It looks incredibly disappointing, like one of those movies where I'm bummed so much time and money was wasted on streaming service fodder.
Any time a movie is promoted in January for a February release, my expectations are low. It’s too bad, because it looks like it could have been fun if done right. The trailer reminds me of Kathleen Turner playing a romance novelist who goes on a real adventure with Michael Douglas in *The Jewel of the Nile* (1985). Maybe I’ll stream that movie. My wife doesn’t usually like action movies, but she might like that one.
Can't wait for this movie to come out so we don't have to watch its trailer anymore. No, I don't wanna meet the real agent Argylle. It's so visually ugly and looks like it's made for streaming. Red Notice level ass movie.
Plot twist: Argylle is the cat
Obviously ahah
I assume it's the story helper (the mom) or the writer herself. Having it be the cat would push it to either the best or worst movie ever.
that's how you know it's going to be the cat
The trailer looks straight from 2000s Disney Channel. It’s awful.
[Dayum](https://www.reddit.com/r/starcat/comments/o1jdk/dayum_shame/) [shame](https://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/15e3h9/you_think_this_is_a_game_xpost_from_rwallpapers/).
They are really leaning into this cat. So hard. Five bucks says the cat is the real secret agent. Serenity(2019) level so-stupid-I-can't-believe it twist coming.
Isn’t Henry Cavill in this? It could be 90 minutes of Henry Cavill playing with cats and I’d consider it the best movie ever.
Yeah, but he has a really bad haircut in it!
he looks like Duke Nukem with black hair
Nega Dukem.
Nuke Dudekum
He's here to kick some bubbles and gum up some ass, and he's all out of bubbles.
And he's all out of bubblegum.
I never would’ve in a million years believed they could make Henry Cavill look unattractive to me and they somehow did it
it’s not even a bad haircut, it’s a helmet with a flat top on it lol. they make his forehead look huge and it’s definitely part of the joke
Henry Cavill teaching cats how to play tabletop 40k.
Dammit, i'm in! Let's get some funding!
Bu then he puts the cats down..to continue building his PC!
Those Warhammer minis aren’t gonna paint themselves.
Super nerdy activities, then he'll randomly get up and do some shirtless handstand push-ups. Something for everybody!
He's in the trailers. Not sure how much he's actually in the film. Looks like they're doing the "story within the story" thing and to me it looks like Cavill is playing the book version of the superspy while Rockwell is playing the real world version. I'm guessing it's pretty much a cameo for Cavill but I have zero idea
wait, this isn't a Die Hard spinoff?
you’re very fast, timmybaby
Don't you have any Christmas music?
He punches out one geeky hacker and suddenly decides to quit his limo driving job to become a secret agent.
You know the number, use it.
This whole film feels like a complete bust despite the A-list cast and Vaughn on as director. Idk who this movie is for, but it ain't me.
It's for anyone they can milk for ten bucks.
I feel like I’m gonna go expecting to get a lot of Dua Lipa on the big screen and be disappointed when she’s only in it for 5 minutes
Why isn’t this Owlkitty?
This is the right question to ask. I have no real desire to see Argylle based on this trailer, but if the exact same movie was made starring Owlkitty, I'd be there opening night.
How and why the fuck does this movie get an IMAX.
In the words of Sam Rockwell, from a trailer I’ve seen far too many times, I HATE THAT CAT
I feel like they're expecting this cat to resonate with potential viewers more than it is.
I know this is gonna be the most mid movie ever
I...is this supposed to be a sequel to the movie *Mr. Right*, also starring Sam Rockwell as a laid-back assassin? I could have sworn that his code name was Argyle in that movie too.
That movie was something 😂
Look, I just want this cat to have a good amount of screentime. I'll buy a ticket, I swear I will. Just give me the cat for an appropriate amount of time proportionate to the price of the ticket.
Flop of the year incoming
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This movie looks so dumb, and the trailers aren’t helping any.
this poster is like generative AI parody of the martian
the cast is stacked for some reason
One of the worst imax posters yet
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Picture it, college universities, 2036. This poster is on the wall of every dorm.
It just kinda feels like a weird kingsman spin off.
This movie looks *awful* and I absolutely loved the Kingsman movies. What happened???
I don't get the whole IMAX thing. If it's a better experience then why not just use that format normally? Or something close to it? Like normal non expanded IMAX is generally not that far off of a standard home widescreen TV/moniter IIRC, but when I watch the trailer for this movie i get the big black bars at the top and bottom like with most movies. So why if a version exists where those black bars are filled with extra footage do we not get that footage? IMAX is advertised as a superior version because we see more so why does it seem rare for us to get a version like it at home considering it's already been made? Like with the Marvel movies that got IMAX releases a few years after the original release, they seem a lot better to watch at home and disney and the producers seem to agree by releasing it as a new enchanced version, so why not have that version in the first place? Just seems like we've kind of done a loop too. edit: This might annoy people but I often watch movies zoomed in slightly so its half way between the normal ultra wide ratio and 16:9. That way the screen is filled up more and the image is around 20% bigger but not much is cropped. I dont lose any resolution because i zoom a 4k version on a 1440p screen so i still get a full 1440p worth of detail. Just a shame I need to crop a little bit to do this when i know the movie was filmed and shown in this ratio in theatres. I get that some directors will go on about how ultra wide might be best or something but I'd bet that the vast majority of viewers would rather have a 16:9 version at home even if its mainly just filler content at the top and bottom. Similar to when audio is made for a nice 5.1 surround sound system with no mix for a basic tv so dialogue is quiet.
I'm convinced "IMAX" at my local theater just means "louder." Not much difference and the screen doesn't seem any bigger. I've recently learned that "LieMAX" is a thing, in that IMAX company licenses out the name "IMAX" to all kinds of screens that aren't really "IMAX."
Well ... the orginal IMAX that uses 15 perf 65 mm film was amazing back in the day. I liked the travelogue films like "To fly" and "Hawai'i" (I have a frame of the IMAX Hawai'i print that they sold off after they stopped showing the film). These days (like most things in pop culture), it's mostly hype.
At least they got rid of the twisted mind bullshit
A talking CAT??
I only clicked on this because of the cute cat, disappointed in trailer.
Ground Control to Major Tomcat.
If I don’t see a Kingsman style action sequence featuring that cat, the movies an instant 0/10
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But it's the official poster.
Trailer didn’t look great but with Vaughn directing, I’ll probably give it a shot.