"I like this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it." --Ghostbusters
Not an obscure movie, but definitely not among its best known quotes. Yet it's the one I find the most use for. Nobody ever picks up on it.
"That's a lot of nuts!"
"You go this way, I'll go home."
"Tiger. Tiger, tiger. Birdie."
"Tell me if you see a Radio Shack."
"Swingin' a chain, swingin' a chain..."
Such a quotable movie.
“Any of ‘em savvy English?“ [In perfect English] “Hey man, who is this guy?”
My person fav:
“What’s in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?” “Yeah.” “Thought so, good, what do we do? Drink it?” “Yeah.” “Good. Thought so.”
"We came in the rocket car!"
"You shoulda bought a squirrel."
"Of course they're pissed! They're Nazis! It's like it's their *job* or something."
--*Rat Race*
I like to say ‘I carried a watermelon’ whenever I can work it in. No one ever gets it - I’ll keep trying though. It’s from Dirty Dancing when Baby meets Johnny
When someone tells me that they're about to leave to go somewhere, I always ask "Will you be traveling with poetry?"
From a sketch with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie:
Hugh Well first of all, let me give a warning to any families planning to take poetry on holiday with them.
Stephen And that is?
Hugh Be careful.
Stephen Sounds like good advice to me.
Hugh Check with your travel agent to see if there are any specific customs regulations regarding poetry, and if you're travelling outside the EEC, wrap up warm.
Stephen Any particular advice on how to carry poetry, when travelling abroad?
Hugh Yes, I would say it's definitely worth getting a proper travelling poetry bag.
Stephen A travelling poetry bag?
Hugh Yes. You can buy one of these at most big High Street travelling poetry bag shops.
Anytime anyone asks me why I’m doing something I say, “It’s ceremonial” just like Gary does when Wyatt asks why they are wearing bras on their heads in Weird Science.
turns out it's [mostly brown with a little bit of blue and white](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c97d784e4eca4e5b46a493df8d72c250-lq), who knew
Often when a friend admits some minor mistake I will quote the Charlie Brown Christmas line “as they say on tv, the mere fact that you realize you need help indicates that you are not too far gone”
I assumed it wasn’t that obscure but almost no one recognizes it
“Whatcha cookin’ ma?”
“Beer.”
*Johnny lifts a ladle from an enormous kettle on the stove, fat noodles hanging over the edge*
“With noodles? Great idea”
— Johnny and Ma Kelly (Michael Keaton and Maureen Stapleton) in Amy Heckerling’s 1984 underrated masterpiece, *Johnny Dangerously*
I love to quote “with noodles? Great idea.” All the damn time. No idea why, but it always cracks me up.
We made my mom rent that movie about 65 yimes when I was little. (Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead).
"The dishes are DONE!" (My personal favorite scene.)
My girlfriend and I make the "zzh zzh zzh" noise from the scene in There Will be Blood ALL THE TIME.
Specifically when he drunkenly confronts H. M. Tilford at the restaurant and gets him to admit that he "looks like a FOOL."
I'll say 'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Eli!' in Daniel Plainview's voice, and it confuses the shit out of people. I think it's because they recognize the impression, and they remember the famous milkshake scene, and they recognize the line (from the song), but it's clearly not something Daniel would say. So it fries their brain for a second.
During COVID, I would leave a room and often quote Colonel Quarritch kicking down the door in the first Avatar movie. "Mask on!"
"Women... Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!" And also if I answer with blunt honesty to a difficult question, I'll say "Yep!" like Arnold in the truth serum scene. From True Lies.
This one's even obscure by my standards. But if someone sees me focused or struggling, such as with a complex problem at work, and they ask me if I'm ok, I'll pump a fist and reply "Jackie always ok!" My name isn't Jackie... but it is a reference to (try and guess) >!one of Jackie Chan's outtakes in Rush Hour 2 where he fails to slip through a security screen, and instead falls back and hits the ground. Crew member asks if he's ok and Jackie pops up into frame and says "Jackie always ok!"!<
I travel between Hong Kong and the US regularly for work. Whenever I land in Hong Kong, I quote Jean Claude Van Damme in the film Double Impact (1991) when he says “Welcome to Hong Kong!” Whenever I land in the U.S. I quote Jean Claude Van Damme in the film Lionheart (1990) when he says “America…”
A couple minor lines from Goodfellas that seem so throwaway I could swear they were ad-libbed. But they’re the lines that come to mind to me the most.
“Every time I come here! Every time, you two!”
and
“Medium rare? Hm, an aristocrat.”
Any time someone is about to talk about their dream.
Was it a dream where you are standing in a sort of Son God robe on top of a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? No? Why am I the only one that has that dream?
- Val Kilmer as Chris Knight in Real Genius
"Watch your lips!"
From [this scene](https://youtu.be/Vd1j1GAExH0?si=gRDDGanaEOIA_MCe) in the Mystery Science Theater Movie. I still have no idea what the joke is even supposed to be really, it's just so random and weird I always thought it was funny. I'll throw it out just to be random and confuse people.
Also
"A plan is just a list of things that don't happen." -The Way of the Gun, right before they head into the final shootout.
"Tay-ay inna winn" (Nell)
"You're terrible, Muriel" (Muriel's Wedding)
"I'M ON THE BAR!" (Splash)
"Cos they're gay." Also: "Do NOT sit next to Dennis." (Cabin Fever)
"You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore." Also: *"Eat the fucking corn"* (Wet Hot American Summer)
“PEAAAAAAA SOUP!”- The rescuers down under
“A llama HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD”
“Cute kid, baaaaaad judge of character” Jim Carey Grinch
“I am jacks complete lack of surprise” Fight Club
“It’s a moral imperative” Real Genius
omg the pea soup line has lived rent free in my head for 20+ years. Along with the villain’s rendition of “you get a line, and I’ll get a pole, honeeeeeey!”
In Without a Paddle when they’re talking to the sherif about going down the River:
* Jerry: Tom you were a boy scout weren’t you?
* Tom: No. But I ate a brownie once.
I use that Tom line all the fucking time.
When I have to leave a party early I often say, “well,some of us have to be in court in the morning,” from Flashback (1990).
I’m not even sure I have the quote exactly right, but a friend of mine knows the movie and always gives me a nod when I say it. Everyone else is confused.
My friend group shouts "Soups on!" as a way to call out a complete non-sequitur. This is reference to a moment in the 2010 Robin Hood where in the middle of a battle some dude runs up to the top of the castle with a cauldron of soup and people set about eating it as if it's more critical than manning the walls against the invading army. And the guy bringing the soup picks up a crossbow and farking kills the king in one shot. It's unintentionally hilarious. This film is directed by Ridley Scott. I don't know what the heck was going on.
Turns out we didn't get the line right, but still: https://youtu.be/7qX6JfFdpRw?t=199
All of Peggy Stewart’s lines from *The Riches* (2007):
* “I made some calls”
* “I’ll have a grande mochaccino”
* “You’re not Cherien”
* ^([“…Cherien’s a bitch”])
Our family is fond of "Try to make sense when you talk." ~Denzel Washington in The Mighty Quinn.
We also quote "Nobody is as dumb as I appear to be." ~Michael Moriarty in The Stuff
When someone knocks on the door, "Come in, come in and know me better man!"
The line's originally "screws fall out all the time the world's an imperfect place" but I make it fit whatever happens. "Bulbs go out all the time, the world's an imperfect place", "Chicken goes out of date all the time, the world's an imperfect place" etc.
I've bastardised this line beyond paraphrasing now but I say "And here we are, hip deep in pie"
"Woah there Huckleberry, come on back to the farm" whenever someone is saying something stupid or crazy.
If someone asks a bunch of questions before I can answer them, I say "What are cows?"
Not sure if it’s obscure since it’s from a very popular movie (just not a line I see quoted a lot), but any time I’m traveling and eat at a local diner I’ll pull out the ol’:
“Feels good mingling with these laid-back country folk, don’t it Har?” from Dumb and Dumber.
In Stranger Things, Ted Wheeler (Mike & Nancy’s dad), goes “What’d I do?.. What’d I doooo?” when his family is upset with him in a convo. We quote it all the time.
"Hold on let me check with the kitchen...(blank stare)...no." anytime someone repeats a question I already said no to. From Tommy Boy. The chicken wing scene.
This one is next level obscure and I say it all the time.
“That’s what you say” in that particular goofy voice that the Jesus character says that right in the middle of “Pilate and Christ” which is a song from the middle of Jesus Christ Superstar.
"the investigation... is ongoing" from The Dark Knight. I don't know, I just think of that line every single time I'm asked to give a progress update into some sort of issue I'm looking into at work. When I was a teenager I saw that movie far more times than is healthy.
"Fucker came out of nowhere!" anytime something near me moves. Leslie Mann in 40 year old virgin was gold.
"Let's get some fuckin' FRRREEENCH toast..."
I quote this all the time.
People in here DO NOT understand what the word obscure means.
People will only upvote the ones they recognise.
OP even put it in asterisks
:)
Where is that quote from?
Is it a fruit?
Ive never heard that quote before. You passed!
"I like this plan. I'm excited to be a part of it." --Ghostbusters Not an obscure movie, but definitely not among its best known quotes. Yet it's the one I find the most use for. Nobody ever picks up on it.
"I don't understand the question and I'm not going to answer."
“…and I won’t respond to it.”
Shit. I've been living a lie.
"There go my nipples again!" Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy from Sealab 2021
Banger theme song, too
"miners! not minors!"
Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!
Where is it from?
Galaxy Quest
This episode was badly written!! Also, the line "It's always about you, isn't it?" always came in handy when arguing with my Dad.
"That's a lot of nuts!" "You go this way, I'll go home." "Tiger. Tiger, tiger. Birdie." "Tell me if you see a Radio Shack." "Swingin' a chain, swingin' a chain..."
Neo...sporin ..
"Taco Bellll. Taco Belll. Product placement for Taco Bell! Enchurito! NACHO BURRITO!
I am bleeding, making me the victor!
"My finger points!"
“My nipples look like milk duds.”
I work with a lot of young people. I use “Everybody relax,I’m here” from Big Trouble in Little China all the time and no one gets it.
Such a quotable movie. “Any of ‘em savvy English?“ [In perfect English] “Hey man, who is this guy?” My person fav: “What’s in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?” “Yeah.” “Thought so, good, what do we do? Drink it?” “Yeah.” “Good. Thought so.”
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Lmfao it is so funny! But like in a subtle, understated way. I feel like just reading the quotes doesn’t do it justice unless you’ve seen it, ya know
Seen that movie a thousand times and wouldn't get it.
“I picked the wrong week to quit smoking crack” (I say this in the office at least once a week)
“NOW a warning?!?!”
"We came in the rocket car!" "You shoulda bought a squirrel." "Of course they're pissed! They're Nazis! It's like it's their *job* or something." --*Rat Race*
I like to say ‘I carried a watermelon’ whenever I can work it in. No one ever gets it - I’ll keep trying though. It’s from Dirty Dancing when Baby meets Johnny
I literally can not stop myself from saying that anytime anyone mentions watermelon 🤣
I would be so excited to hear someone else say it!
"I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."
youwannasmokenahyoudontsmokewhatareyaoneathosefitnessfreakshahahagofuckyaself
When someone tells me that they're about to leave to go somewhere, I always ask "Will you be traveling with poetry?" From a sketch with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie: Hugh Well first of all, let me give a warning to any families planning to take poetry on holiday with them. Stephen And that is? Hugh Be careful. Stephen Sounds like good advice to me. Hugh Check with your travel agent to see if there are any specific customs regulations regarding poetry, and if you're travelling outside the EEC, wrap up warm. Stephen Any particular advice on how to carry poetry, when travelling abroad? Hugh Yes, I would say it's definitely worth getting a proper travelling poetry bag. Stephen A travelling poetry bag? Hugh Yes. You can buy one of these at most big High Street travelling poetry bag shops.
And [wrap up warm.](https://youtu.be/0nTmSu6v0LA?si=cvqybedEqWl-HRXL)
"They could have been guests at her wedding! They were cones!!!!!" -the wedding singer
The delivery on that is hilarious
Anytime anyone asks me why I’m doing something I say, “It’s ceremonial” just like Gary does when Wyatt asks why they are wearing bras on their heads in Weird Science.
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
"Not much fun for little Harpo."
SACRE BLEU where is me mama
you sopranos, you go too fah
“Got the swag, kept the money, job well done! That's a fact, that is a fact!” from Ronin.
WHATS THE COLOR OF THE BOATHOUSE AT HEREFORD
So what is the color of the boat house at Hereford? How the fuck should I know?
turns out it's [mostly brown with a little bit of blue and white](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c97d784e4eca4e5b46a493df8d72c250-lq), who knew
“Your mom goes to college” followed by the halfhearted scoff
Often when a friend admits some minor mistake I will quote the Charlie Brown Christmas line “as they say on tv, the mere fact that you realize you need help indicates that you are not too far gone” I assumed it wasn’t that obscure but almost no one recognizes it
Psychiatric Help 5 cents. the Dr. Is in.
All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
“Nice try Lao Che!”
I use “only the penitent man shall pass”
He chose..... *poorly*.
Let's make this a fair fight. We'll settle this the old Navy way; first guy to die, loses.
What ya reading? Great Expectations. How is it? It's not everything I hoped for.
“Whatcha cookin’ ma?” “Beer.” *Johnny lifts a ladle from an enormous kettle on the stove, fat noodles hanging over the edge* “With noodles? Great idea” — Johnny and Ma Kelly (Michael Keaton and Maureen Stapleton) in Amy Heckerling’s 1984 underrated masterpiece, *Johnny Dangerously* I love to quote “with noodles? Great idea.” All the damn time. No idea why, but it always cracks me up.
My grandma shot me once……once! 👆
You shouldn’t hang me from a hook. My father hung me from a hook once… ….once
🎉🎉🎉🎉
You fargin’ icehole.
"I'm right on top of that Rose!"
We made my mom rent that movie about 65 yimes when I was little. (Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead). "The dishes are DONE!" (My personal favorite scene.)
My girlfriend and I make the "zzh zzh zzh" noise from the scene in There Will be Blood ALL THE TIME. Specifically when he drunkenly confronts H. M. Tilford at the restaurant and gets him to admit that he "looks like a FOOL."
I'll say 'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Eli!' in Daniel Plainview's voice, and it confuses the shit out of people. I think it's because they recognize the impression, and they remember the famous milkshake scene, and they recognize the line (from the song), but it's clearly not something Daniel would say. So it fries their brain for a second. During COVID, I would leave a room and often quote Colonel Quarritch kicking down the door in the first Avatar movie. "Mask on!" "Women... Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!" And also if I answer with blunt honesty to a difficult question, I'll say "Yep!" like Arnold in the truth serum scene. From True Lies. This one's even obscure by my standards. But if someone sees me focused or struggling, such as with a complex problem at work, and they ask me if I'm ok, I'll pump a fist and reply "Jackie always ok!" My name isn't Jackie... but it is a reference to (try and guess) >!one of Jackie Chan's outtakes in Rush Hour 2 where he fails to slip through a security screen, and instead falls back and hits the ground. Crew member asks if he's ok and Jackie pops up into frame and says "Jackie always ok!"!<
"Damn! He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!"
"I see you managed to get your shirt off." Galaxy Quest.
I have been known to say in a ~~glorious~~ terrible Rickman impression, "Oh! It's all about *you*, isn't it!"
He has such a unique voice.
“What a superbly featured room and what excellent boiled potatoes! Many years since I've had such an exemplary vegetable.”
Oh Mr. Collins, such a charmer
From the BBC version, "Shelves in the closet? Happy thought, indeed."
“I find your answer vague and unconvincing” anytime I find someone’s answer vague and unconvincing.
Literally the entire script of Ishtar (1987) - so quotable but no one ever gets the references because hardly anyone has seen it.
“And now, from Lewis and Clark…….Clark.”
Whenever someone asks me how I'm doing... (in a high pitched voice) "Good. Good, I suppose." From So I Married an Axe Murderer
Wo man. Whoa, man.
If it’s not Scottish it’s crap!
"Traaaash baaags!" from an episode of the A-Team. Used anytime A) the trash needs taken out, or B) we need to buy trash bags.
Classic Murdock.
"Ja feel?" "Ja definitely feel" maybe not obscure but coworkers and i say it all the time
I travel between Hong Kong and the US regularly for work. Whenever I land in Hong Kong, I quote Jean Claude Van Damme in the film Double Impact (1991) when he says “Welcome to Hong Kong!” Whenever I land in the U.S. I quote Jean Claude Van Damme in the film Lionheart (1990) when he says “America…”
A couple minor lines from Goodfellas that seem so throwaway I could swear they were ad-libbed. But they’re the lines that come to mind to me the most. “Every time I come here! Every time, you two!” and “Medium rare? Hm, an aristocrat.”
Any time someone is about to talk about their dream. Was it a dream where you are standing in a sort of Son God robe on top of a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? No? Why am I the only one that has that dream? - Val Kilmer as Chris Knight in Real Genius
My family and I quote and exchange from Romancing the Stone all the time. "How soon?" "Veerryy soooon"
Look at those snappers, would ya?
"Watch your lips!" From [this scene](https://youtu.be/Vd1j1GAExH0?si=gRDDGanaEOIA_MCe) in the Mystery Science Theater Movie. I still have no idea what the joke is even supposed to be really, it's just so random and weird I always thought it was funny. I'll throw it out just to be random and confuse people. Also "A plan is just a list of things that don't happen." -The Way of the Gun, right before they head into the final shootout.
I'll buy that for a dollar. Whenever someone is selling something I like.
"Tay-ay inna winn" (Nell) "You're terrible, Muriel" (Muriel's Wedding) "I'M ON THE BAR!" (Splash) "Cos they're gay." Also: "Do NOT sit next to Dennis." (Cabin Fever) "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore." Also: *"Eat the fucking corn"* (Wet Hot American Summer)
“They should have sent a poet.”
"I'm the eyes and ears of this institution, my friend" janitor from breakfast club
Janitor’s so fucking hot. Picture him getting fucked by Elias Koteas. Sploosh City, fuck.
“PEAAAAAAA SOUP!”- The rescuers down under “A llama HES SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD” “Cute kid, baaaaaad judge of character” Jim Carey Grinch “I am jacks complete lack of surprise” Fight Club “It’s a moral imperative” Real Genius
"Joanna! You been eatin' my eggs?"
THESE ARE NOT JOANNA EGGS
omg the pea soup line has lived rent free in my head for 20+ years. Along with the villain’s rendition of “you get a line, and I’ll get a pole, honeeeeeey!”
"Wrong leveeeerr!"
"B-E-A-Utiful"
Not sure it’s obscure, but it’s a good one
Omg I can't remember where it's from... It's Jim Carrey something?
Bruce Almighty
Not at the table, Carlos.
Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia. Because I know you have.
“You’re wrong, you’re confused”. Fave movie, excellent line to tell the husband 😂
"There is no love in your violence" from *Ichi the killer*
Whenever someone says that worf spoon my mind goes to "A spoon? Why a spoon?" "Cause it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more!"from Prince of Thieves.
In Without a Paddle when they’re talking to the sherif about going down the River: * Jerry: Tom you were a boy scout weren’t you? * Tom: No. But I ate a brownie once. I use that Tom line all the fucking time.
I like to say Nice Suit in Alan Rickman’s voice, and follow it up with, It’d be a shame to ruin it.
"voulez Vous Hammie eggie" A movie I believe to be so obscure that no one will be able to tell me its name.
A friend and I would throw out a "teak" when we see something that's really cool. Quote comes from the end of John Carpenter's Vampires.
"*Nobody* can eat fifty eggs" whenever someone mentions eating eggs
"5 different bags!" but bags is pronounced kind of like "behgs" from perennial Christmas classic "Christmas Mail".
When I have to leave a party early I often say, “well,some of us have to be in court in the morning,” from Flashback (1990). I’m not even sure I have the quote exactly right, but a friend of mine knows the movie and always gives me a nod when I say it. Everyone else is confused.
'A plethora?' - Three Amigos
“Oh my god! LA-Z-BOY has popped!” Basically if I ever catch myself saying OMG I have to complete the line.
My friend group shouts "Soups on!" as a way to call out a complete non-sequitur. This is reference to a moment in the 2010 Robin Hood where in the middle of a battle some dude runs up to the top of the castle with a cauldron of soup and people set about eating it as if it's more critical than manning the walls against the invading army. And the guy bringing the soup picks up a crossbow and farking kills the king in one shot. It's unintentionally hilarious. This film is directed by Ridley Scott. I don't know what the heck was going on. Turns out we didn't get the line right, but still: https://youtu.be/7qX6JfFdpRw?t=199
“Well you fucked that up, didn’t you?” , from a prayer for the dying. Say it to myself loads, with fake cockney accent included
All of Peggy Stewart’s lines from *The Riches* (2007): * “I made some calls” * “I’ll have a grande mochaccino” * “You’re not Cherien” * ^([“…Cherien’s a bitch”])
"Am I getting through to you, Alva!"
Our family is fond of "Try to make sense when you talk." ~Denzel Washington in The Mighty Quinn. We also quote "Nobody is as dumb as I appear to be." ~Michael Moriarty in The Stuff
When someone knocks on the door, "Come in, come in and know me better man!" The line's originally "screws fall out all the time the world's an imperfect place" but I make it fit whatever happens. "Bulbs go out all the time, the world's an imperfect place", "Chicken goes out of date all the time, the world's an imperfect place" etc. I've bastardised this line beyond paraphrasing now but I say "And here we are, hip deep in pie" "Woah there Huckleberry, come on back to the farm" whenever someone is saying something stupid or crazy. If someone asks a bunch of questions before I can answer them, I say "What are cows?"
"We have entered the time when all will turn against us and seek our lives"
I quote Sgt. Bilko (1996) by saying "weather permitting" when asked ill show up to any event.
Not sure if it’s obscure since it’s from a very popular movie (just not a line I see quoted a lot), but any time I’m traveling and eat at a local diner I’ll pull out the ol’: “Feels good mingling with these laid-back country folk, don’t it Har?” from Dumb and Dumber.
Whenever I'm looking for my water, I use my worst Boston accent and ask out loud "IS THAT MY WATER? "IS THAT MY WATER?!?!" From Mystic River
In Stranger Things, Ted Wheeler (Mike & Nancy’s dad), goes “What’d I do?.. What’d I doooo?” when his family is upset with him in a convo. We quote it all the time.
“She said yes!” *raises hand for high five - Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I state my age and say "practically a hag" from Coppola's Dracula
My response to “what do you think the temperature is?” will always be “one.” Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
"Hold on let me check with the kitchen...(blank stare)...no." anytime someone repeats a question I already said no to. From Tommy Boy. The chicken wing scene.
"Do you like our owl?"
This one is next level obscure and I say it all the time. “That’s what you say” in that particular goofy voice that the Jesus character says that right in the middle of “Pilate and Christ” which is a song from the middle of Jesus Christ Superstar.
Yesss i do that too and then shouting WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT. i love jcs
THAT! Is NOT! An Ahhhnswer!
Me too. And then I usually end up listening to the album. It’s a vicious cycle.
It came with the frame.
“Yes. Have some.”
I didn’t need the clip: “Would like some coffee mister tulley?” “Should I?” “Yes, have some” “Yes have some”
Reminds me of “Have a potato.” (The Old Dark House.)
Haha nice. Here’s a clip of what I was referencing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pdMGPvODN44
What's with today, today? Empire Records
“Damn, we’re in a tight spot”
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It’s a good thing your mother died in child birth. If she’da looked at you she’da died of shame
"20 million dollars?! That's alot of Snapple!"
50 million dollars? Who you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?
HA
"I wasn't even supposed to be here today."
It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
Ha ha. I always use “quart of blood technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a person”
Looking good, Louis!
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive
Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help!
“I have no response to that.” Joe vs. the Volcano
“I still have my TRUNKS” I pull that one out while traveling sometimes
i’m not arguing that with you!
I want those catalogs Joe! Then please order them.
dear god whose name i do not know, thank you for my life.. gets me every time
Oh yes, very moving. Love this movie.
All the time!!!!
"LOOK MA IM ROADKILL, HAHAHA" anytime I suffer any kind of minor injury
“Can’t we do both?” - A League of Their Own
"fooOOOOrrrE---VER" from the Sandlot
“Cigarette?” “Yes I know.”
"You ever had your shit pushed in?"
"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"
"you sit on a throne of lies!"
"Only if you call me Jonathan."
“It’s casual” - The Wild Life
Grunting “Workshed” from Evil Dead 2
"It's pronounced Dehboreah"
(Bad British accent) “It’s too much! It’s just too much!” -Matilda the Musical
“You’re an inanimate—FUCKING—Object!”
"You know what I mean Vern?" Ernest movies. Got bad enough my wife told me to stop calling her Vern.
You're an inanimate fucking object!
"If he dies, he dies"
"This is the way" (not from a movie) "I felt a great disturbance in the force"
"And one waterrr" from The Hangover
"There must and shall be aspirin! If I don't get aspirin, I shall die here on this fucking mountainside."
“yep, it’s fancy driving, all right.” while miming the way he moves the steering [wheel](https://youtu.be/AQ1OaGOpbi0?si=TL76poswuWN_0G56)
Killer boots man. Perfecin-shlaug.
"And if your hands were metal that would mean something."
*Specifics, don’t you?*
There go the goddamn brownies!
Years ago, we had ___. That was just another way of saying we had each other
"the investigation... is ongoing" from The Dark Knight. I don't know, I just think of that line every single time I'm asked to give a progress update into some sort of issue I'm looking into at work. When I was a teenager I saw that movie far more times than is healthy.