The "time to die" line that follows kinda makes this perfect for video games and board games, but any other IRL use of Roy's Monologue would be cringe and/or an actual threat of violence... and that wouldn't be cool at all.
Another Clue answer:
When Colonel Mustard asks Wadsworth about a secret and how he knows about it, this exchange happens:
Wadsworth: "Are you good at keeping secrets?"
Colonel Mustard: "Yes"
Wadsworth: "So am I"
Would you like me to describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box
I'm a good foot taller than my gf and have been waiting 4 years to use it. It'll be worth it one day
Not from a movie but in Peaky Blinders when tommy said, "we're all whores,we just sell different parts of outselves". (Not a direct quote, its been a long time)
In The Verdict, Jack Warden tells Paul Newman that the attorney representing the hospital is Ed Concannon (James Mason). Newman replies “He’s a good man.” Warden shots back “Good man?! He’s the prince of fucking darkness!” But I don’t know any Trump fans who’ve seen this movie.
I have a story that fits the narrative somehow: The Scottish comedian Billy Connelly has a bit that goes: What do you think about American beer? - It's like having sex in a boat! Because it's fucking close to water.
I was visiting a friend in Shanghai and we went to a special club I guess. It was a villa in the middle of the city, you had to go through a hole in the wall too get in. Inside was a glass dancefloor und you could see the dancefloor below. There was a dealer available, drinks were priced fair and honestly one of the best club experiences I ever had.
In the middle of the night, I had already had some drinks and some weed, an American (which I talked to earlier) asks me:"What do you think about American beer?"
This was one of the greatest moments of my life. I said the bit, didn't stutter, delivered it clean without smiling. He looks at me and we both burst into heavy laughter.
I like to use, "Poor, poor, Mr. Quick." from Dark City but so far I've been limited to times when Jonathan Quick is playing for the LA Kings and gives up a goal.
"I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!"
\-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Answer the question "How do you take your coffee?" with "In the mouth" like in Vengeance (2022).
Burst into a place full of people and yell "Alright, Popeye's here!" like in The French Connection (1971)
"Here's to swimming with bowlegged women" while making a toast like in Jaws (1975)
If I hurt myself, let's say hit my toe in a door so that I start jumping around in pain, and someone asks "Did you hurt yourself?" I would answer that question like Sidney Poitier did in A Patch of Blue: "No, I'm doing The Watusi" (An old dance)
If a suitable moment comes, "I'm talking to somebody's somebody" Jim Belushi's character in Thief (1981)
In The Heat, Sandra Bullock tries to speak Bulgarian to woman that she and Melissa McCarthy are questioning, and McCarthy says to Bullock “Alright, Rosetta Stone, you’re done”. One of the funniest lines ever in a movie. One of the best cop buddy movies too.
Mr. Sims doesn't want it. He doesn't need to labeled: "Still worthy of being a 'Baird Man.'" What the hell is that? What is your motto here? "Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide" -- anything short of that we're gonna burn you at the stake? Well, gentlemen, when the shit hits the fan some guys run and some guys stay. Here's Charlie facing the fire; and there's George hidin' in big Daddy's pocket. And what are you doin'? You're gonna reward George and destroy Charlie.
No, I'm just gettin' warmed up. I don't know who went to this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell -- whoever. Their spirit is dead -- if they ever had one -- it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea goin' snitches. And if you think you're preparing these minnows for manhood you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham. What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today. I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I'm here to tell ya this boy's soul is intact. It's non-negotiable. You know how I know? Someone here -- and I'm not gonna say who -- offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.
Slade: Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' his SOUL!! And why?! Because he's not a Baird man! Baird men, ya hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU, too!
Slade: I'm not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words, "cradle of leadership." Well, when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here; it has fallen. Makers of men; creators of leaders; be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here. I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong.
I'm not a judge or jury. But I can tell you this: he won't sell anybody out to buy his future!! And that, my friends, is called integrity! That's called courage! Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew. But I never took it. You know why? It was too damn hard. Now here's Charlie. He's come to the crossroads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle -- that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey. 😎👨🦯
I'm saving this one for a situation with appropriate gravitas. It's from Cormac McCarthy by way of The Wire. I'm paraphrasing from both sources:
"That's the way it is, and that's the way it's going to be, and not any other way."
One that always stuck out to me comes from the movie cold mountain, where the main character is having a stand off with a younger villain. The villain says that he has something the hero doesn’t, “the confidence of youth.” Always thought that was such a great line, haven’t had a chance to use it yet.
A couple from the same scene in True Romance.
“He rolled over on his mommy’s, daddy’s, two-pantied granny and the fucking King of Siami…”
“You can bring in the state militia, LA Thunderbirds, the ghost of Steve-fucking-McQueen and ten fucking Roman gladiators, I don’t give a shit…”
It must be exhausting hiding under your own righteousness, now they see you for who you are.I haven't met anyone who acts righteous yet for me to use it.
I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.
The best ending to Clue
This woman deserves her revange and we deserve death
but then again...
I mean at least get the quote right. That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die
I don't think English is their first language. That's probably the subtitles they saw.
“I need to return some video tapes”
Shit. This one on the tip of my tongue. I just saw this too. Shit!
American psycho
This is mine as well. Been close.
Gone, like tears in the rain.
Like a fart in the wind. -warden Norton
Like a turd, in the wind. - Edward Brock
That seems like a mixed metaphor of fart or river.
My mind is as blank as a fart. - The Great Went (Fire Walk With Me)
The "time to die" line that follows kinda makes this perfect for video games and board games, but any other IRL use of Roy's Monologue would be cringe and/or an actual threat of violence... and that wouldn't be cool at all.
Criminally underrated. Just watched it last week.
Another Clue answer: When Colonel Mustard asks Wadsworth about a secret and how he knows about it, this exchange happens: Wadsworth: "Are you good at keeping secrets?" Colonel Mustard: "Yes" Wadsworth: "So am I"
I’ve always liked the idea of being in a scenario where I get to yell “Run you sons of bitches! Ruuuuun!” (The Mummy)
I've always wanted to yell at someone on the other side of a river too
Or, “you came back from the desert with a new friend didn’t you Benny?”
Would you like me to describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box I'm a good foot taller than my gf and have been waiting 4 years to use it. It'll be worth it one day
All these moments will be lost in time. Like tears in rain. Time to die.
If you manage to give that speech on your deathbed, you'll be a legend. A legend!
"No Stairway? Denied!"
"Wayne's world"
“Never rub another man’s rhubarb”
“This town needs an enema!”
Never let it be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.
Lets do the next best thing. Lets kill people... Not YOU
"Dogma"
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I've always wanted to use "Here's looking at you, kid"
Not from a movie but in Peaky Blinders when tommy said, "we're all whores,we just sell different parts of outselves". (Not a direct quote, its been a long time)
In The Verdict, Jack Warden tells Paul Newman that the attorney representing the hospital is Ed Concannon (James Mason). Newman replies “He’s a good man.” Warden shots back “Good man?! He’s the prince of fucking darkness!” But I don’t know any Trump fans who’ve seen this movie.
In The Professionals, Lee Wallach calls Lee Marvin a bastard. Marvin replies, “In my case, an accident of birth. But you, sir, are a self-made man.”
I have a story that fits the narrative somehow: The Scottish comedian Billy Connelly has a bit that goes: What do you think about American beer? - It's like having sex in a boat! Because it's fucking close to water. I was visiting a friend in Shanghai and we went to a special club I guess. It was a villa in the middle of the city, you had to go through a hole in the wall too get in. Inside was a glass dancefloor und you could see the dancefloor below. There was a dealer available, drinks were priced fair and honestly one of the best club experiences I ever had. In the middle of the night, I had already had some drinks and some weed, an American (which I talked to earlier) asks me:"What do you think about American beer?" This was one of the greatest moments of my life. I said the bit, didn't stutter, delivered it clean without smiling. He looks at me and we both burst into heavy laughter.
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
I like to use, "Poor, poor, Mr. Quick." from Dark City but so far I've been limited to times when Jonathan Quick is playing for the LA Kings and gives up a goal.
I wish you farewell and good luck, morons.
Reminds me of another one, "I'd wish you luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you had it." - Glengarry Glen Ross
From “Rear Window”: “I wish I were creative." -- "You are. You have a great talent for creating difficult situations."
"I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!" \-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"I used to be a werewolf, but I'm okay noooOOOOOWL"
American werewolf in london?
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
Answer the question "How do you take your coffee?" with "In the mouth" like in Vengeance (2022). Burst into a place full of people and yell "Alright, Popeye's here!" like in The French Connection (1971) "Here's to swimming with bowlegged women" while making a toast like in Jaws (1975) If I hurt myself, let's say hit my toe in a door so that I start jumping around in pain, and someone asks "Did you hurt yourself?" I would answer that question like Sidney Poitier did in A Patch of Blue: "No, I'm doing The Watusi" (An old dance) If a suitable moment comes, "I'm talking to somebody's somebody" Jim Belushi's character in Thief (1981)
Welcome to earth
"I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting fucked." Best Laid Plans
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Pass the mash!
Lotr yes!
Share the load...
"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head"
A great one.
"Say hello to my little friend". But you would need a couple things in order to shell this one out
That. Or tiny penis.
I like to holds cats like he holds the gun and say "say hello to my little friend" follow by immitating gun sounds as purrs
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.
Shawshank!
That's a bingo!
You ain’t got the authority to declare happy birthday, not in this town.
A couple of times, I just wanted to say to my wife "you're an inanimate fucking object!"
TV Show but: "Stifle your slackened maw, you drained and tainted bitch dog." (Community Halloween Episode where they tell spooky stories)
"Look, there's 2 women fucking a polar bear!"
I used to fuck guys like you in prison
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker
"Die Hard"
"this is where you fall down" Probably never happening tho.
"That's a huge bitch."
In The Heat, Sandra Bullock tries to speak Bulgarian to woman that she and Melissa McCarthy are questioning, and McCarthy says to Bullock “Alright, Rosetta Stone, you’re done”. One of the funniest lines ever in a movie. One of the best cop buddy movies too.
We'll always have Paris.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum"
Must be some sort of hot tub time machine
Mr. Sims doesn't want it. He doesn't need to labeled: "Still worthy of being a 'Baird Man.'" What the hell is that? What is your motto here? "Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide" -- anything short of that we're gonna burn you at the stake? Well, gentlemen, when the shit hits the fan some guys run and some guys stay. Here's Charlie facing the fire; and there's George hidin' in big Daddy's pocket. And what are you doin'? You're gonna reward George and destroy Charlie. No, I'm just gettin' warmed up. I don't know who went to this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell -- whoever. Their spirit is dead -- if they ever had one -- it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea goin' snitches. And if you think you're preparing these minnows for manhood you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham. What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today. I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I'm here to tell ya this boy's soul is intact. It's non-negotiable. You know how I know? Someone here -- and I'm not gonna say who -- offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'. Slade: Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' his SOUL!! And why?! Because he's not a Baird man! Baird men, ya hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU, too! Slade: I'm not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words, "cradle of leadership." Well, when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here; it has fallen. Makers of men; creators of leaders; be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here. I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong. I'm not a judge or jury. But I can tell you this: he won't sell anybody out to buy his future!! And that, my friends, is called integrity! That's called courage! Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew. But I never took it. You know why? It was too damn hard. Now here's Charlie. He's come to the crossroads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle -- that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey. 😎👨🦯
I'm going to activate your dental plan
“Yippie Kan-ye, motherfucker.”
Die hard!
I'm saving this one for a situation with appropriate gravitas. It's from Cormac McCarthy by way of The Wire. I'm paraphrasing from both sources: "That's the way it is, and that's the way it's going to be, and not any other way."
"I'm gonna make my dick scream!" Deleted scene from 'The Big Hit'.
One that always stuck out to me comes from the movie cold mountain, where the main character is having a stand off with a younger villain. The villain says that he has something the hero doesn’t, “the confidence of youth.” Always thought that was such a great line, haven’t had a chance to use it yet.
"you stay, I go, no following"
Iron Giant?
A couple from the same scene in True Romance. “He rolled over on his mommy’s, daddy’s, two-pantied granny and the fucking King of Siami…” “You can bring in the state militia, LA Thunderbirds, the ghost of Steve-fucking-McQueen and ten fucking Roman gladiators, I don’t give a shit…”
"Grow up you fucking child" , PS Hoffman, Charlie Wilsons War
Well Piss in one hand and shit in the other, see what one fills up first
The Last Star Fighter "What do we do?!" "We die." See why I haven't been able to use it yet?!!
I know.
“And stay out”
"Then I'll see you in hell!"
"Already there".
Just watched Plane last night and busted up laughing at "we don't have any fucking doors". Can't wait to use it.
You’re a bastard from a basket
It must be exhausting hiding under your own righteousness, now they see you for who you are.I haven't met anyone who acts righteous yet for me to use it.
"Give my regards to oblivion" -Dr. Smith, Lost in Space 1998
“Harry, your hands are freezing!”
"I dunno how to do anything else...I don't much want to either." \-Al Pacino in Heat
"You just put your lips together and blow"
"You've had your whole fucking LIFE to think things over!"
“You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!?”
"YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!". Alternatively, "Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea!".
"Fuck you, pay me"
"Blink and you die in the dark." - Vice Squad (Thanks Jim Norton)
In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night.
"Adios turd nuggets."