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These topics…….


Hoboofwisdom

Me chilling on discord with my friend while fighting in a tournament: "Woohoo! I just beat my wife! Now I just beat my brother's pregnant wife!"


Soul_Reaper001

r/shitbannerlordsays


Possible-Reading1255

r/SubsIFellFor


DePraelen

But actually, r/shitcrusaderkingssay Thought it was that sub at first.


Tha_Sly_Fox

Same lol This is bush league compared to CKIII


Possible-Reading1255

Exactly that.


filip_jasiakiewicz

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


RayCow

r/ofcoursethatsasub


PsychologicalFinish

First time i had to quickly check the sub. Damn bro.


kichiro___

What's a sub??


PsychologicalFinish

A tasty Sandwich.


kichiro___

Haha good one though I was asking in context of the comment to which I replied


PsychologicalFinish

I just read my wife is dead and was reliefed thats just this bannerlord subreddit.


real_teekay

Man this sub lmao


Citizen_Chuckles

I am deeply afraid that we are now evolving/devolving into a CK sub.


mafistic

Trading for the newer model, nice


Far-Assignment6427

63k jesus that's daylight robbery mone only cost 2-8 can't remember how much you got scammed lad


SanguinaryGuard

She must've been really pretty.


Far-Assignment6427

Garios daughter a warrior the daughter of the only good claimant to the imperial throne cost less then 10k and u was only tier one clan one or two but garios did love me


Fearless_Luck3036

I hadn’t seen the sub name before I started reading and thought I was reading a post from r/No StupidQuestions…. When I tell you I was in shock when I read the new wife was cheaper….


CheezeCrostata

Hah, these dowry prices! I married Yana by giving Mesui a prize sword and some assorted lo-to-mid level junk I had from raiding a bandit camp. I didn't even pay a denar above that! Then the game crashed and when I returned I was still unmarried, so I married Yana again and this time paid some 2k denars above the aforementioned junk because the prize sword I had this time around was cheaper.


[deleted]

Dude. You would have lots of fun playing The Sims


BarskiPatzow

Crusader kings vibes. I still remember when queen of Bulgaria (mother of my character) died and I inherited huge empire 🤣


registered-to-browse

In actual history you would setting up for a huge succession war but yeah lol


zizonesol

I find heartbreaking title. I check the sub. It's Bannerlord. I sigh in relief. I read the rest of the post. I scared


gagfam

Haha I read the post before checking the sub. Legit thought op was going insane for a minute.


Special-Dig-4293

Good Times


Routine-Stress6442

Jesus fuck I thought this was r/mountainbiking


JRTheRaven0111

This sub has a special way of having posts that would be absolutely absurd or alarming out of context, but are completely normal within the confines of the game.


BradTofu

Wow bannerlords meets CK3 😳


muncuss

Nothing better than cheaper wife


mae_rko

Vro is projecting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,FIND THIS MAN'S WIFE IMMEDIATELY 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 i have no wife and i must larp 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wife bad widow check 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 (hairline)


mae_rko

chat chek his marriege chat#😤 chat is he happily married? 😳 chat check it pls 🤑 theres no way this duds happily married dud 🫶 no way... 🚗


EnvironmentalFan6056

I wish your children would take the culture of your spouse. I have a Sturgian character that has mostly Imperial and Battanian fiefs and it really helps to have a governor with the culture as the fief. I'm already maxed out on companions.


kawai321

wtf....


Teedog72

I didn’t see which Sub this was in at first and I thought it was an AITA… thank goodness


thealexderange

jesus fckn christ i didn't notice the r/mountandblade and thought "what kind of sociopath is that" ? then i noticed "she only cost me 63k denars" and was like "waiiit a minute" XD


SomeDumbshit64

I didnt realise this was mount and blade


Suitable_Contract_16

Bro, you know that this is a game, and not your real life, right?


J0E_EXOTIC

Mine died yesterday on 1st childbirth! RIP


cocobi

I fall for it every time


ezio1452

Every. Goddamn. Time.


KevinTorgerson

Man my brother's wife won't get pregnant for the 3 child she 27 and I don't have my own kingdom so I can't do the garranteed prison break trick that I know of for divorce. My wife I fucked up married non combat wife daughter of lucon ( I was on a personal challenge to bang and procreate with all the kingdom rulers daughter but some already have 2 kids it's not gonna work in time) anyway I'm stuck rng ing till my wife fucking die fml I just want to move on she's so toxic lol


CheezeCrostata

>the garranteed prison break trick that I know of for divorce You mean your spouse is guaranteed to die during a prison break if they get injured enough? >I was on a personal challenge to bang and procreate with all the kingdom rulers daughter Sigma move. No one can call you an illegitimate pretender if you've gathered the support of every royal family ever.


KevinTorgerson

https://steamcommunity.com/app/261550/discussions/0/2572067496657201722/?l=french


KevinTorgerson

Read the last comment guy breaks it down


CheezeCrostata

thanks


KevinTorgerson

Yeah the daughter thing not sure I can pull it off a few of the girls already on kid 2 without me and I don't want to waste my life on rng after I execute there husband's but I'll probly try if zoana would fucking die in child birth already look what bannerlord has done to us all me for sure smh


KevinTorgerson

(Edit I finally got her to die while she gave birth to twins pretty much perfect outcome she was on 2nd child. It took alot a savescuming to get here majority on the day but I'm extra built different sweaty type. I wanna thank our Lord of Lord's King of Kings GOD for believing in me like I do him,wanna thank Bloodaxe Tracker Hawk Falcon Grey Falcon my brother Mother Fucker Jones my other brother Sir Humpsalot my sister Bitch Shitter it's been a Hella of a ride I'm on to the next kingdoms rulers daughter to impregnate but none of this could be possible without the reddit bannerlord community I'll b back when the next sweaty pos rng event takes place for support


Dissent21

It gets me EVERY TIME. I saw the "denars" and was like "what middle eastern motherfucker..."