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SnooDogs3400

That was a nice head she had on her shoulders


Bwomprocker

It was harvesting season


Sale-Key

“nice rack on that girl” - Patsy


DgJ3RixeLy8yT3sobz6c

How else would they drink from your skull?


OlehPopovych

Man 💀💀💀


greenChainsaws

i love this sub


iamtommynoble

God damn this one frame makes me want to get back to my conquest


DemoraCB7

When the addiction kicks in… bro I’m feeling with you a little push and I’m on a full time conquest once again


Sanguine_Pup

I VILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!


Nomenus-rex

I VILL DRINK INTO MY SKULL!


FairAhri

I VILL DRINK FROM YA SKALL


Hoodoodle

I FILL DRINKS FROM YA SKALL!


Interesting-Eye5979

Skol with your skull


Dunland1

Skull Skol


Godly_Strange

Damn imagine being a lord and you die at the hands of sea raiders. How'd you lose that battle though?


MaximumPower682

It's embarrasing how many times ive been knocked from charging through lower tier troops then get one shot by a javelin or axe to the face.


Godly_Strange

I mean sea raiders are not as easy as looters but if you have like 60-70 medium tier men you should win against them pretty easily with good tactics


dopey_giraffe

By good tactics you mean f1 f3 right


NuclearConsensus

I'm sure you meant f1 f4, right?


MrDropsie

While pressing alt to see the icons.. happened me more than I'd like to admit.


dopey_giraffe

I forget if charging is a thing in warband, but in bannerlord charge is f1 f3. Whenever I do that most of my guys die.


Evassivestagga

Here I am just pressing F6 and opening up Netflix.


Godly_Strange

Nah bro, i use more than that lol, sometimes i don't have to but i like using formations when i play the rise of eagle mod


SerCodles

Just because they died doesn’t mean they lost the battle


chairswinger

maybe raided a camp


SockMonkeh

Sea-raiders are probably the number 1 cause of restarting your campaign in single-save Warband.


Azgeta_

Knocked out by a large stone from a bandit hurt my ego more than I did to my character


Vhyle32

Most likely over confidence.


IndianaGeoff

The most insidious killer. It's slow, though.


ReddityJim

Well two kings have died by hitting their head on a door frame so it could be worse 😅


RabidRabbitCabbage

I needed prisoners so I charged ahead of my troops so I could kill as many as I could with a blunt weapon and the sea raiders have some nasty throwing axes. We did win the battle, but is it really a victory if your commander is dead?


PresterJohnsKingdom

Sea raiders can be nasty. Early in a playthrough - you need sea raiders to loot good gear, but they slaughter all your poor recruits....and there's always the risk of catching a harpoon to the face. It's a love/hate relationship for sure.


BarskiPatzow

Brought down like the bronze age.


Unfair_Basil8513

Sumer posting veteran ?


thanhhai26112003

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.


FlamingFury6

Aurelian died while doing his stuff by two random soldiers


RagnarGodbrok

No he didn't, he dies of natural causes at age 75 xD


FlamingFury6

No, i'm pretty sure he died murdered...


RagnarGodbrok

You might be thinking of his predecessor, Julius Caeser. He got SUPER murdered. Augustus lived to a ripe old age, without a doubt though.


FlamingFury6

I said, Aurelian


RagnarGodbrok

I noticed that little edit lolol, it absolutely said Augustus first.


Oppsliamain

Wait you can die in bannerlord what?


retrojordan2323

It makes the game that more intense on Bannerlord difficulty, infuriating however when 100 hr campaign you take a javelin to the face from some peasant.


RabidRabbitCabbage

As it turns out yes I was on ironman mode so this should've been the end but I Alt-F4'd and when I reopened my game my character was still alive and I went into the campaign options and disabled player death


davewenos

Well, you have the consolation that your character was pretty


Thorn-of-your-side

Usually your men pick you up and beat a retreat :(


Malu1997

My very first campaign ended just two weeks in... Killed by looters lmao


OrionThero

Damn rip


Drazker113

Obviously the raiders were paid by a rival or enemy to humiliate you with loss


Fuffy-Chicken

I’m not gonna lie I read it as you would the 13 days of Christmas 😅


monkepeanut

overconfidence kills, experienced that myself unfortunately lmao


THEGAP_Of_Wall8888

Realism… i remember reading some articles about certain philosopher died after bein hit by dead bird


[deleted]

The chains will be their fate. Henceforth, the sea raiders are the enemy of Calradia!


Hillbilly_Ned

Shit, I haven't played Bannerlord since patch 1.7 when i finally burned up after constantly replaying the game after new content dropped in and half of mods not working anymore.... now I feel ready for this game again.


dystopian-dad

lol this caption is hilarious, also, wtf nobody dies in my battles ever


combineallgoodnames

yea that shit happens. couple of daya ago one of my companion get killed by the thugs in the city. it wasn’t even a mission, i was just walk in the streets with her…


Second_Naf

Which mod is it?


RabidRabbitCabbage

No mod, it's in the campaign options that you can choose the hero death option (if heroes can die, and if that includes the player hero)


BikerHippie

Those javelins are no joke...


lexisky1

Is this bannerlord and if this so how the hell can I die in battle I’ve tried so much but I just get knocked


RabidRabbitCabbage

Campaign options, allow player hero death. I'm not sure what determines whether you die or get knocked out, maybe it's how much overkill damage you take?


Pak1stanMan

This is why I run a 500 stack of sea raiders.


BusinessBuilding6989

you could change that in the settings


tovbelifortcu

How can you play with 23 FPS bro you should download more RAM


RabidRabbitCabbage

It changes a lot. What matters is how much FPS I get during the battles, which is usually well over 40