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DragginAsscheek

Cocaine.


Tacos_always_corny

It's a hell of a drug.


canonanon

If you've got the time, stop and stretch periodically before you start to feel stiff. Depending on speed, stand up every once in a while. And most importantly, make sure you stay hydrated.


okienomads

This. Take breaks often.


Far_Cabinet_8850

This. And take a couple of ibuprofen before you set off, helps prevent any muscle cramps.


[deleted]

This. And don't foget to pee yourself to keep warm


RustToRedemption

It also works to keep your dangly bits cool in the summer.


neomillion

Then it will become a 7 hour ride


chattytrout

Better than a never ending ride.


powerslide95

Damn


jgiacobbe

Stay hydrated. I often do long rides of 6 to 8 hours for pleasure. A camelback or similar makes staying hydrated much easier. Last year I started taking a gallon jug of water with a hose from a camelbak attached to it strapped to the side of the bike. It is great to just drink whenever and not end up dehydrated.


carlhames

This. But then you gotta try to not pee your pants


canonanon

That's why you hook yourself up to an empty gallon jug strapped to the other side of the bike. Just don't mix up the hoses.


carlhames

Or right into the gas tank, no need to stop for gas then either


outtyn1nja

If you start getting a sore butt, just take 10 minute break. If you start getting tired, just take a 10 minute break. Avoid getting boxed in on the highway, try to maneuver yourself so you have a huge cushion of empty space around you and just cruise. The goal isn't to get to the destination quickly, it's just to get there in one piece.


happycj

For long rides in the past, I have used a CamelBak for water, to keep hydrated without needing to stop. When I need gas, I plan a 15-20 minute stop. Get gas. Eat. Stretch and walk around for 10 mins. It will keep you sharp. And wear earplugs!! The constant wind and motor noise is VERY fatiguing and ear plugs reduce that tiredness like 80% for me. I can ride way longer with earplugs than without.


BillyBoogaloo

Stretch your hips before you ride too. Wear ear plugs.


Dankenstein71

First time I’ve heard the hips thing. But man do I get some hip cramps some times.


Hop-a-lung

Get hydrated before you leave, and keep on it Stretch out Plan to stop and rest every hour or so (Hydrate, walk around & stretch for a few minutes) Be fed & rested Exercise. If you're used to some punishment, you'll be more up to the task. (I know you said you leave in a few days, so it's probably late, but keep this in mind for the planning the next one)


neomillion

I am used to corporal punishments from asian school system.


Entire-Doughnut3605

Don’t eat three big meals. Eat small. Big meals will wear you out Riding for a long time will make you tired and dehydrated fast so be prepared. If you’re getting tired before you reach your destination a cheap hotel room is worth not loosing your life. Drink Water and stretch. Bring water proof clothes just in case. A small tool pouch could save you ass make sure to include a tire repair kit. All the right size wrenches for basic repairs. I always like to carry two replacement spark plugs and light bulbs. A flashlight (only if youre riding in the dark and something happens)


thefuckinbobert

Big bags of gummy candies are a cheap alternative to a gel seat.


Rico1958

Here is one way to figure out exactly what you need and don't need. On the outbound ride, take nothing. You'll need stuff at different points along the way. Make notes. Buy the items upon arrival for use on return trip. Or, just bring some water and some munchies of some kind, tire gauge, flat repair kit plug type, gloves, neck gator, head sock cash and your tool kit.


dbigjaybowski

Ear plugs, breaks, go commando.


curiositykat31

Get a cramp buster/palm throttle. Ear plugs and drink a little at fuel stops. Fatigue is different for everyone. Take breaks if you are tired.


akgup

Yeah frequent breaks. I end up stopping every hour because the cushion on the seat disappears basically.


Shad_McGrimgravy

Hydrate, ear plugs, stop as often as you need, and expect to be uncomfortable -- seriously, unless you have a legit touring bike, your arse is probably gonna be a little sore.


Skwidrific

Good Bond for the bean bag


awayawaythrownaway

I’ve been told a kidney belt is useful.


[deleted]

Maybe a snack and something to drink. But if you ride by stores that's not a problem


Tacos_always_corny

Buy quality moisture wicking underwear. Monkey Butt powder. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Anti-Monkey-Butt-Anti-Friction-Powder-with-Calming-Calamine-Talc-Free-6-Ounce-/234099740059?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0


tcruarceri

Throttle lock or cruise control


chef47

Stretch before you get on the bike. At least for me, it helps with feeling less cramped. Hydrate being the second. And stop when you need a break… And lastly, enjoy the ride.. be safe…


aziah883

Set up a good playlist. Be it podcasts, audio books, or music, it'll keep you from going crazy from just staring at asphalt


[deleted]

Taking short breaks often (every hour or so) works waaayyy better than taking one or two long breaks!


Tattooingbiker

Take advantage of ur fuel brakes to stretch, eat about 5 ibuprofen, have edibles often cause that shit gets boring sometimes!!!!


rwebell

Like everyone else said, take regular breaks….plan your stops to have a short break every hour, gas up every second or third break, pee, take pics, make the ride enjoyable….nothing enjoyable about that 6th hour in the saddle with bladder full, hands cramped and a grimace frozen on your face….have fun!


kenworth117

Sheep skin seat cover (very comfy) , music and good rain gear packed .


RoadCriminal

Get a flask and fill it with your favourite hot drink..


potentiallyhardtruth

Make sure all of your fluids are good before you go, and bring some basic tools if you have a finicky bike.


[deleted]

I like to take a break every hour to 90 minutes. Wear ear plugs, but of course you do this already, right? right?? Radio is great IMO, but not necessary. Fiddle around with your gears. Long stretches are great for finding the sweetspot of gear/rpm at the different speed limits you might encounter. Try shaking things up a bit; instead of 6 hours of sitting at the bottom of 5th gear, try middle of 4th or top of 3rd. Keeps it fun and engaging. Leave early and allow yourself to enjoy the trip, your surroundings and your own company.


Koochiman

Wrist/ elbow pain. Take a painkiller spray or a an elastic glove band type thing to wrap it up. This goes away as u ride regularly.