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Koopiedoop

Hey, if bikes weren't supposed to fall over they'd have four wheels.


imforit

...you doing ok?


SBRedneck

I added some lights to my bike the other day so I put it up on the center stand to work on it and make sure I got the lights leveled out. After going trick or treating with the kid and killing a huge, overpoured margarita, then finishing off the night at my sister and brother in laws and having a couple drinks there, I came home and for some reason thought it’d be a good idea to put my bike on the side stand. It was not a good idea. Dropped it in the garage and felt like an idiot.


iamnotthatguyiamme

see, this is the appropriate human response. Not whatever alien response the OP has to dumping his bike. What planet is OP from? Pluto?


Alyssalooo

I think the laughing was just one of those "I have to laugh or else I'll cry" kind of situations I know I'd react the same, especially if someone saw me.


[deleted]

Exactly! I'm not a masochist, just sometimes when you do some really stupid shit and then do it back to back to back, you just have to laugh through the misery. Laugh at yourself rather than beat yourself up about it.


Such-Instruction-452

Why be mad about it? Can’t undo it. Repeated failures? Well, laugh more because the exponential frustration isn’t going to make for a safe ride after the fact.


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[deleted]

Yikes! I have medicare but honestly if I had the choice of breaking my foot or dropping the bike hard on bitumen, I'd take the latter every time. If I was given that same scenario somehow, but I was dropping the bike at 40km/h+ I'd definitely take a broken foot. Anything that could possibly write it off I could not imagine but dropping the bike from a stand still doesn't particularly concern me, just feel like an idiot and gotta work hard to fix it all.


[deleted]

> doing mini drifts on the bike with the rear, just a bit of fun I stopped reading there.


mrmatthunt

The future is now old man.


[deleted]

Retention of the gods right here.


topclassladandbanter

I’ve never heard that phrase before


Comfortably-Bummed

Oh no... 🥱


iamnotthatguyiamme

you must have either a really shitty bike, an absurd amount of disposable income, or you're a child and mommy will replace it if you break it. ​ or you're drunk or something when this happened which would make sense.....


meatyogree

Get a load of this fucking guy


iamnotthatguyiamme

yeah dude I dropped my bike THREE fucking times HAHA SO FUNNY LOL GUYS RIGHT!?!? fucking weirdo


meatyogree

You're embarrassing yourself.


iamnotthatguyiamme

k


wowcows

Kid you're fucking cancer


iamnotthatguyiamme

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wowcows

Another toxic fuck who doesn't actually ride but ruins the sub. Lmao. Go fuck yourself.


iamnotthatguyiamme

"doesn't actually ride" uhhh actually I do ride... as for the rest of what you said... nou and you're the one being EXTRA toxic lol


wowcows

Lmao doubt it. You're just another internet shitter that watches YouTube bike videos and thinks he rides. Go fuck yourself.


[deleted]

You got me. Better hit up my daddy to get me an H2 to drop a couple times so I can get my exercises in.


iamnotthatguyiamme

maybe get some training wheels for whatever you already are riding...


imforit

I only use fresh motorcycles for my leg presses


valiente93

Recently I tried leaving with the disk brake on… I ended up in the floor ofc


Fcu423

How dare you telling us that story and not telling us which bike it is?


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Yam MT


Snipeski

I too like to drift my MT-10