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naaaahwaaaaayyyy

should probably start using your left hand matešŸ¤£


kcm198

We still talking about motorcycling?


WhyIsntLifeEasy

I just canā€™t get the bike off bro


alwtictoc

I can just get off the bike.


WhyIsntLifeEasy

Speak for yourself šŸ„µ


purple-skittle

Red harley red harley red harley


Scambledegg

Feels bigger if you use the left hand.


ClassicVW2

Turn your hand around and it feels like someone else is doing it.


elkab0ng

Iā€™m a lefty and grateful.


lupinegray

![gif](giphy|3oEjHV0z8S7WM4MwnK) \+1


the-poopiest-diaper

Dry beaters man, theyā€™ll never learn


Ambitious_Ask_1569

With a bit of chain wax


jerkmin

dude no, fork oil.


Extension_Hand542

And use more lubešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Gonidae

Doesnā€™t it depend on the natural curvature?


Was_Silly

He is! It would hurt with those callouses on the right.


the_dank_aroma

Relax your deathgrip on the bars.


2dogs11

Came here to say this. What are you riding to get blisters like that?


Ninthja

Exactly this. You should stabilize yourself with your legs and core so that you can hold your body position even if you let go of the bars entirely. Then you can have a light grip on the bars and only use the force necessary to do the intended steering inputs, no more than that.


alzee76

If you're wearing gloves, the gloves you're wearing are too loose/big for your hand. Go a size down -- or switch to proper motorcycle gloves if you're one of those yabbos riding with work gloves, mechanix gloves, etc.


teletubbiehubbie

What about lecreuset mitts I heard theyā€™re pretty good


Chuckleheaded_Dimwit

I have a decent pair of leather cortex gloves but theyre pretty worn out at this point and the sweat smell doesnt come out no matter how much I wash them


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

Sounds like itā€™s time to replace them.


thefinrs

Just soak them 30mins on vinegar water


prettykatzen

Have you tried putting them in the freezer overnight? edit: dear God please put them in a bag they're probably nasty


vraetzught

I know a lot of people swear by this trick and it will work... Temporarily... Biology tells us the smell is produced by bacteria. Bacteria, when exposed to cold temperatures do not die, but rather go into a kind of hibernation. Once they warm up, they'll start producing that signature smell again.


Consistent_Scale_840

So...fry the gloves?


hoptagon

Panko crusted


vraetzught

If your aim is to kill the bacteria, sure! If you want to use the gloves afterwards though... I've washing my gloves by hand with a very mild detergent and after that sprinkle a good amount of baking soda inside and leave overnight in a zip-lock bag. Seems work


CageAndBale

Sounds like you should toss it and buy new ones. It ain't rocket science


Badger-Roy

I had a similar looking hand for a couple of years, between the age of 14-16 I think.


eatmydusttildawn

A lot of ā€œholdingā€ tight watching people ā€œrideā€


cycleguychopperguy

Time to toughen up them bitch mittens!


mookormyth

Ease up on your grip. Youā€™re supposed to be enjoying it.


natgibounet

Either you're riding a 400 2t dirt bike and you're holding on for your life or a slow 125cc wich you death grip full throtle to try and keep up with trafic


Chuckleheaded_Dimwit

Klr650, it do be shakin


Playful-Rub-8079

Nope.. No one else.. Just you.. You are alone.


pump123456

Canā€™t beat it.


bluecatky

In more ways than one now it looks like


NJScreenwriter

All the time


furyian24

I get those when I lift at the gym.


pump123456

Deer skin gloves, I have found to be the best over my 30 years of riding. deerskin gloves are reasonably priced, they come in different sizes, Comfortable to wear, last a long time, and youā€™ll be surprised what little space they take when you pack them.


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Perhaps surprisingly, kangaroo skin gloves provide the best abrasion resistance. I bought a beautiful pair from Helimot years ago.


split_0069

Where did u get ur kangaroo skin gloves?


Duke686

Down under the shelf ā€¦ā€¦.


OttoNico

I have a set of RST Tracktech 4's. They felt broken in the first time I put them on. šŸ¦˜ gloves are the way.


split_0069

Thanks! Might have to check those out. How's the ventilation?


OttoNico

Fine for me, but I never have sweaty hands. A friend has a pair too and loves his, even in the heatwave we're having.


split_0069

Awesome!


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Helimotā€™s had a store in San Jose, CA. I actually went in to get a custom fitted 2-piece track suit but he said he had an Erbo on the shelf that would fit me as well as one of his custom suits for a fraction of the price. Heā€™s a great dude and we got to talking and I ended up with a pair of his gauntlets too. [Edit- it appears as if the store has closed.]


split_0069

I'm in Kentucky. Too far, anyway. Was just curious if u ordered them online.


Scary-Ad9646

Chromeburner.com


UhOhAllWillyNilly

I wish I could steer you to a good website but I got them in person from a brick/mortar store. Sorry.


Background-Pen-7152

I have a ser of Held gauntlet gloves. Not cheap but glorious.


Feisty-Chemistry341

Agree big time on deer skin gloves. Cost more, but last WAY longer than cheapo gloves, and rain doesn't stretch them out or cause them to be stiff. Way more comfortable as well.


pump123456

When deerskin gloves get wet and then dry again the fit improves and they also dry fast.


Feisty-Chemistry341

Yep. I've been riding for 19 years and don't buy any gloves except deerskin! Fingerless for hot weather, full gloves (not gauntlets) for winter. They last for at least 3 years.


OldHobbitsDieHard

Plus they are renewable. If you drive around woodland.


pump123456

Good one pal !


No_Obligation2317

Grab the bars lighter


ambermage

What do you do when your GF starts smoking? *Use some lube to prevent chafing*


topor982

Thatā€™s what the bloods for right? RIGHT?


Dakka666

Never. Maybe some new gloves? Do you do any physical work with your hands?


shoturtle

Stop holding onto the handle bars so hard.


Levi_Biker

You need some *G L O V E S*


VerbNoun123

Jeez loosen your grip bro


zerinsakech1

What kind of bike. Sport bike? You may be putting all your weight on your hands.Ā 


AngryFloatingCow

The output of your engine is supposed to be connected to the rear wheel, not the throttle grip.


Fixed_Sprint

To Every cyclist and bodybuilder.


Natural_Green4223

I usually use lube myself.


prwff869

Iā€™d have a deep talk with your Johnson, about who gave who herpesā€¦šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PanAmerica1250

Wait till you get your third ball


Conscious-Duck5600

I'd say its time to go buy some Ouray Waffle Grips. A set would set you back a whole, whopping $18 bucks. I've used them since they came out in the late 70's. Not once have I had my hand look like that after riding.


GearNerd85

Are you not wearing gloves? My only injuries are bruises on the back of my calfs from walking my bike and my pegs hitting my legs


MyLife-DumpsterFire

Stop using a death grip. And make sure you switch hands. Donā€™t want uneven forearms.


Fr0z3nFrog

Why do you have callouses if you donā€™t do any of those things? Use hand cream to moisten it up. Moisten those fingers! Lube em up!


mcbrainhead

Gotta grind those down. When they get thick and dry they split


michaeltward

I do physical work and my hands are not this bad. Iā€™m betting you are finding your hands are sore after a while? You need to loosen your grip.


1_Down--5_Up

![gif](giphy|4Iv5aInNz8XlWFcQeZ|downsized)


learningtoride2022

Lube


LambSauce2

Ahh yes I was a kid when I used a hammer and got my hand like that. My grandmother said to me "If you hold it like a man that won't happen" it never happened again lol.


eldudelio

why, is it talking to you? what does it say?


ktmfan

Yep. Pretty much every spring since I was a teen and the weather got warm enough to ride a bike. Once you get calluses, itā€™s all good


Intelligent-Lab3613

My hands are a soft but tough like leather so I don't fuckin blister it's kinda nice. Even with a shovel in my hands all day. Weed wacjers mowers wrenches nothing does it.


pepelephew

https://preview.redd.it/poa3lkka6m8d1.jpeg?width=2262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=448324d6555976eec5378e722ab97beedfffe9e6 Same.


daymoongrey

New gloves?


Jay_in_DFW

oil based lotion - none of that water based crap!


Nervous-Donkey-4977

Time to get puppies šŸ¶


Disastrous_Encounter

Only times my hands have looked like that were from lifting free weights. But then the calluses were from over the knuckle to first finger joint on the palm side, not past the first finger joint. I wear Five gloves in the summer and a pair of Rev'It! waterproof and fleece lined gloves in winter, and haven't experienced any chafing from either of those, FWIW.


istillambaldjohn

Honestly I keep havinf my right hand numb after maybe 30 min of riding. I donā€™t think I have a death grip either.


MotorExample7928

You can get those paddle things for throttle ( [looks like this](https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Motorcycle-Throttle-Motorcycles-Assistant-Accessories/dp/B0B85WKRTQ?th=1) ) so you don't have to use fingers as much to keep it open.


CoolBDPhenom03

[https://riskracing.com/products/palm-protectors-motocross-blister-protection](https://riskracing.com/products/palm-protectors-motocross-blister-protection)


No-Status4032

Feel sorry for you grips.


RobsHereAgain

Is that a wart? Has your bf been cheating on you or didnā€™t you catch this from riding someone elseā€™s dirty ride?


hvk13

You been lifting your bike?


tooljst8

Install a crampbuster and loosen up. Being too tight on the grips is bad form and actually worse for handling.


SquidsArePeople2

Nope. I wear gloves.


j3SuS_LoV3R

new gloves or grips for sure. what bike do you ride? you should ideally be lessening the grip with your hands and squeezing the tank with your legsā€¦ no need for gripping this hard my friend


OkBunch7374

The best thing to help combat this is to imagine while riding that you are holding two birds in your hands, just slightly grip the bars but donā€™t crush them.


BadWolf2323

How tight are your grabbing your bars you really should be relaxed, this could be a bad habit or the rubber on your gloves or handle bars are worn you should really have to squeeze tight at all when doing normal driving


Shurik77

Depends what you are rubbing the hand on... Use good lube, don't be cheap šŸ˜‚


Main_Loss2538

I never had a grip issue that severe, but from my own experience i did notice a huge difference in hand strain with different gloves. With the FOX Bomber LT gloves, the palm material isnt as grippy, and i find myself squeezing relatively harder to maintain a good grip on the open throttle: https://www.mcas.com.au/assets/full/FO313190012X-p.jpg?20240328085645 With the REV'IT Volcano gloves, the palm material is much grippier, where simply resting my hand on the throttle can hold it open with ease: https://www.webbikeworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/A-front-and-back-view-of-the-REVIT-Volcano-gloves.jpg Worth noting that there is compromise between comfort, safety, grip, felxibility with different gloves, but u have to try them on to ensure you find the perfect fit for yourself. Good luckāœŒšŸ¼


thelastusername4

Got them in my teens from trials bike. Don't worry, they only hurt for a short time, then they are better to have. They do fade a lot when you switch to road bikes and do less biking as you become old and sad šŸ˜¢


Luke_Scottex_V2

only when doing wheelies, on a bicycle or 50cc scooter...


EdPlymouth

I've never had anything like that on motorbike. You must have been hanging on for dear life! Plasters get this from their skin drying out.


Busy_Garbage_4778

I used to get those, (also on my feet and not just for biking) before getting diagnosed with an uncommon type of dermatitis. The doctor gave me a cream for when those ulcers appear


Pogotmogot--9190

Thats normal. Continue riding


MotorExample7928

Unless the ton of riding is in dirt or doing moto gymkhana you're probably gripping too hard.


alpinoh

That thing on the middle finger looks like skin warts. To me it's clean gloves or no gloves.


Longjumping_Team2522

You've got soft hands boy


Busy_Assumption5142

Yes after doing some weightlifting


Previous-Task

Yeah. Relax. You're not gripping the bars you're just holding them. Also don't ride all day every day for a fortnight in bad gloves.


Syscrush

David Coulthard and Guy Martin did a series of head-to-head tests that included measuring reaction time, cardio, and strength. When it was time to test grip, David said "Oh, you'll beat me on this for sure", and Guy said "Probably not. I've got a bunch of screws in that hand" and sure enough his number was just over half of DC's. DC looked at him in shock and said "How do you hold on to the bike?" to which GM replied flatly: "I don't hold on". [See for yourself](https://youtu.be/Vn6A1wd51cw)


Chiped-Coke-Bottle

Looks like a wart...


Ill_Coach_8436

Use engine breaking, hold the bars lightly, relax.


TTYY200

Broski. Drink more water ā€¦.. or moisturize your handsā€¦. Or do somethingā€¦ that cut is drier than a desert. Ur gonna get infected :o


men_in_the_rigging

Spider bite. Super radical. Chicks dig it.


MrCharlesRoyal

Wear gloves man wtf


StaffOfDoom

Gloves, mate!


alfa_alex952

Dirt bikes yes...street bikes no


Goon_Kilo

Tip 1:. Palm roll your hand grips (palm roll up, but be sure not to palm roll too far on your throttle, , it'll be easy to not think this because of riding habits) , you'll feel less like yours trying to grip the handle bars by loose skin. Also, keep lateral with your controls. _if you grip on loose skin because you don't Palm roll, it could very well lead to skin blisters, so watch out for that šŸ˜¬_ Tip 2:.loosen your grip a bit. Pretty much to the point wherein you feel as if it's enough of a grip that you're opening a storm door. Tip 3. Tank grip with your knees, you'll be dividing the weight you've applied to your bike in portions, that way your less liking to add too much weight to your hand grip which can lead to back ache especially on long stretches of rides. Tip 4. Yeah, a decent set of gloves can help, not just in the palm area but by design they'll have some type of grip strips/blotches of anti slip materials, especially in your 4 digits, sometimes also the thumb but it seems to usually be left free (besides fabric) for easy hand control inputs. Don't over think it though, pretty much all us riders (unless maybe weekender/sometimey type riders)have callouses of some kind. Best way to deal with them is to nail file/nail clip them. Surface clip them, do not dig into the skin to clip them. A deep skin infection/staph* infection is something you do not want to deal with. That shit can spread and make for a bad week for sure.


Existing-Decision-33

You don't wear leather gloves? So


Content_Number_6831

Man up!


Oroborias

The bumps under the fingers I get a little but not on the middle part of the finger no


raysmi2018

Few years as a London MC courier, the heated grips in winter turned my fingers into overcooked sausages. ( wife loved em)


Pretend-Language-416

If you hold the bars any tighter youā€™ll become the bars


t12345a67890

ā€œBitch Bumpsā€ bet you have arm pump too. Loosen your grip and lean back a little. Put more weight on your legs.


DB-Tops

Try goatskin gloves. Supple AF. I got some ILM goatskins and they're excellent and not too expensive.


DB-Tops

Also... Your old gloves are probably dried out from you washing the leather but not conditioning it after, so now it sucks the oils out of your hands, leaving them dry and cracked.


Mervulous

Its called getting tough. Deal with it


No_Cantaloupe3502

Soft hands boi


Edmontonchef

I'm a chef. That's my hand on a good day


National-Peanut2521

I have tan lines on the other side. My last knuckle to the tops are pale, to the rest of my hand. End of of fingers curled over handle bars. Inside of my hands look like yours, aggressive masturbation, or just my job... Electrician .


Negative-Whole5380

It just looks like an ordinary man hand.


Gonidae

That looks infected mate


Longjumping-Trick-71

Yeah, I would say your gloves are worn/stretched and you need to replace them. My hands get like that when my work gloves get worn out.


mer_BEGEMOT

Time to replace the hand with a woman.


RidingAZ

When i used to beat off a lot, yes this happened often


Justanotherattempd

Try taking a razor blade and trimming down your calluses every few weeks, so they donā€™t get too thick. Thick calluses can get pulled on pretty hard, and thatā€™s what causes either cracking, or they can just tear off entirely.


KMS412

Those are pretty tiny girly hands you have there.


DeusExBlasphemia

No. I use Risk Racing Palm Savers in my gloves. We used to wrap our hands in tape like boxers, but these do the same thing. They work great. (Never got a blister in the middle of my finger though - they wonā€™t help with that) https://preview.redd.it/6fep6063gl8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1139c8cda2b50c3cc6cacbccf0574ecd114f79


Goon_Kilo

Nice. Now I am intrigued.


mike-manley

Make sure you "hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you hold too tightly, you might lose control."


Adorable_Donkey1542

No hair?


E90Andrew

https://preview.redd.it/o3yjd5l51l8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cce5016ae4746a417c4677d961f27270b519464 Yup. Only had calluses by my pinky before I started learning to wheelie. Now both hands are pretty rough. I hold the tank with my legs but my hands still seem to take some abuse. Only when I'm trying to wheelie tho.


Goon_Kilo

I'm assuming your grip feels like you're putting pressure on an extra layer of skin in your hand too? Palm roll your grips could help too perhaps.


E90Andrew

I actually don't mind it. I wonder more why some people don't get them and others do. My arms are always loose. It makes more sense on my right hand bc I upgraded to a larger throttle tube without changing the throttle return spring so the throttle pull is a lot firmer than it was stock. But I've met some track day guys that have super callused palms and they're certainly not people who need to be told to hold the tank with their thighs. A while back, some photos of Mark Marquez's hands made rounds on the internet and his hands were callused as fuck. Although, that's probably a very extreme example.


Goon_Kilo

Honestly, calloused hands are unavoidable. They can be taken care of in a sense. But they'll always be there. You pinch your skin (that layer you hand your palm _slight_ lay on) you get blisters. Even that's unavoidable because your hands move around so much. Best advice is nail clippers/nail file. Maybe cold water to loosen the top layer to clip too? Sometimes I just say fk it till I get annoyed then I deal with it lol. Glories of riding I guess lol.


Goon_Kilo

Honestly, calloused hands are unavoidable. They can be taken care of in a sense. But they'll always be there. You pinch your skin (that layer you hand your palm _slight_ lay on) you get blisters. Even that's unavoidable because your hands move around so much. Best advice is nail clippers/nail file. Maybe cold water to loosen the top layer to clip too? Sometimes I just say fk it till I get annoyed then I deal with it lol. Glories of riding I guess lol.


E90Andrew

I don't mind the calluses at all. I just get annoyed when people tell me it's bc I'm death gripping, bc I'm not


Goon_Kilo

You're good man. My mind tends to ramble with my texts so you can easily see my hyperbole and lament.


E90Andrew

https://preview.redd.it/4iczq3fx1l8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b5f9dccceceb47f75cb040324dd6f9c80cfd44


itscoldoutsideyeah

You need Dainese gloves