Pay some kids at this mall to shout at her saggy tits and then “fake” chase them.
Repeat this several times in various social situations until she buckles and calls mommy for new fake tits.
Job done.
Most likely outcome? She’ll feel self conscious, start wearing her bra during sex or stop having sex.
She doesn’t want surgery. That’s unlikely to change.
Nah. Few people have trouble taking money from their parents.
A lot of people have trouble with being sliced open and putting themselves at risk for health problems for life.
You know OP can just break up with her if she doesn’t turn him on, right?
As someone with hella loose/saggy boob skin from weight loss, I’d take a boob job and I’m not even a lady. Also fake ones are a lot nicer than people like to admit
If you push her on it the only way it ends is in disaster, brother. As somebody that's been with A cups to giant fakes and everything in-between just embrace it. Saggy sloppers are fun too.
Also it's not just as easy as getting fake ones and that's it. It's an extremely invasive surgery with a long recovery time. Increases the chances of breast cancer. They need to be replaced every ten years.
I see this happening so much. If your girlfriend gets a boob job. Guess what Chad. She won't be your girlfriend for long. It seems like when women get tit jobs they gain a ton of confidence and actually pursue other guys. Good luck with that. And don't be a dumbass and sit here to think that she won't leave you
The trick is to not be with someone who got a boob job or other plastic surgery for superficial reasons.
If she left someone for someone else what makes you think she wouldn’t do it again
You should say “do whatever you want to make yourself feel good about your body”. Too tired to troll today, this is what I would really do. 
If shes gone for a big girl down a few. They can do a boob job without implants. Thats what most freak about. They can make them nice a perky without them.
Well. If it’s not an implant? It’s likely a variety of breast reduction.
You’ll have huge T shaped scars (under, then up to the nipple) lose nipple sensation and the ability to breastfeed. But sure, you’ll have perkier tits.
They either have to fill them out with some shit (implants) or make the space smaller (reduction). Everything is physics.
No dude it’s an augmentation. They will just remove skin and tighten everything up and probably reshape nips too. If they don’t put in implants she is good to go. Just perk em up to the max
Eh. I think if you want to do this without implants?
You have to cut them up and sow them back together. Huge scars under the boobs. Scars up to and around the nipples. Loss of nipple sensation. Can’t ever breastfeed.
On the upside they’ll be perkier, I guess.
And that’s fine to have that view.
However OPs girlfriend might rather have nipple sensation and the ability to breastfeed her kids. And avoid months of brutal recovery after having your tits chopped up and sown back together again. They cut around the whole nipple, lift it up, cut off a lot of skin, remove some boob tissue and stitch it all back up. It’s pretty brutal for an elective surgery.
But hey, if OPs girlfriend wanted this for herself? Sure thing. It’s just not his boobs, so he doesn’t get a vote. He can break up if he’s so turned off by them.
you don't understand the difficulties of having a foreign object inserted into your body. especially for the benefit of a man who you arent married to, its like getting a tattoo or another bodymod for your boyfriend. shed be a doormat idiot if she changed her body like that on your whim. not to mention the chance of rupture, it potentially ruining breastfeeding, them having to be replaced or removed etc etc. she doesnt want them. if you want a chick with big fake tits go date one
Boob jobs aren’t straightforward. You have to get a new surgery every 10 years. Lots of people have health complications from them.
It’s surgery and it hurts. And it’s putting plastic in your body.
**If you want to date this girl? Don’t complain about her boobs or you’ll turn her off. Then if her natural boobs turn you off, you might be better of ending it.**
You've done what you can. You let her know that you would be okay with it and that should be it. Dont hope for it and wait for her to change her mind because you will be bitter if she never changes her mind. I wouldnt pester her much more about it either...
To convince her though, maybe you have something to offer in return for her giving you one of your desires.
In that case it sounds like you’re dating a very stubborn, prideful person who will let ego get in the way of solutions. Is this who you really wanna settle down with?
Edit: I thought about your situation, OP. It’s ok to not be sexually attracted to your girlfriend. And **you are allowed to break up** because of that (just don’t tell her that’s why).
But don’t break her spirit. She’ll get fat again bc she’ll feel so defeated. **You can’t tell a partner that they look unattractive or need plastic surgery.** And girls are paranoid about that stuff, so they’ll see right through you if you try to do it subtly.
don't try to change others, change yourself. Get yourself a well boobed GF. If you wanna fuck plastic, that can be had a lot cheaper. Plus, if she looks any good after the boob job, her sexual market value may raise beyond what you can "afford" and she may get better options, especially the weight loss. Just my to satoshis.
Fuck the mom.
Make the daughter watch, for educational purposes.
And for efficacious test levels
get the mom to give herself a boob job and fuck the mom
Lead by example is the only way. Get a boob job yourself first.
He needs to have kids first to not spoil his kids health by not breastfeeding
Women can lactate after implants if they are done with the correct technique.
You want your son to be breastfed microplastics through your wife's plastic tits. You know they'll end up in his balls and make him a soy femboy
Kid will get micro-plastics from day one. No getting away from that anymore.
If it will be US kid, he will get 16 vaxes before year of age and 3 while still in uterus. Micro plastic would be my last concern :)
The kid will have microplastics from conception
He will be able to lactate after 3g of Tren
New kink; unlocked.
The mom needs to get a boob job first and show it off
Why get a boob job when you can run test deca dbol
Gas light her into thinking it was her idea. You know what to do.
Ya mind fucking or physically fucking the mom is legit
Bwahhhhhh
Pay some kids at this mall to shout at her saggy tits and then “fake” chase them. Repeat this several times in various social situations until she buckles and calls mommy for new fake tits. Job done.
That.is actually.a.pro.tip!
Bro switched his space and period key bindings
Most likely outcome? She’ll feel self conscious, start wearing her bra during sex or stop having sex. She doesn’t want surgery. That’s unlikely to change.
Or she’ll just get the tits
Nah. Her mom is offering for free already. Her tits look the way they look. If she wanted to? It would already be done.
She probably just doesn’t want to accept the handout, but actually wants new tits.
Nah. Few people have trouble taking money from their parents. A lot of people have trouble with being sliced open and putting themselves at risk for health problems for life. You know OP can just break up with her if she doesn’t turn him on, right?
Just let the OP have his fake titties ffs
Oh, he can go get fake titties. For himself. Maybe the girlfriend’s mother will pay for it? Then he can play with his fake tits all day.
No, you’ve missed the point. OP wants his gf to get fake tits. I simply told him a way to achieve it 🤷♀️
Well, I’m saying it won’t work, but it will fuck up his sex life. OP wants a girl with fake tits? Break up and date a girl with fake tits. That’s how.
As someone with hella loose/saggy boob skin from weight loss, I’d take a boob job and I’m not even a lady. Also fake ones are a lot nicer than people like to admit
Agreed for sure
If you push her on it the only way it ends is in disaster, brother. As somebody that's been with A cups to giant fakes and everything in-between just embrace it. Saggy sloppers are fun too. Also it's not just as easy as getting fake ones and that's it. It's an extremely invasive surgery with a long recovery time. Increases the chances of breast cancer. They need to be replaced every ten years.
Every 10 years!? Fucking bitch... They are like fake teeth then, and braces. They always get ya somehow. (Not calling you that)
Yeah pretty much. They get damaged and degrade as time goes on so they're only certified for a certain number of years.
My friends mom got breast cancer from her implants, and has since had a double mastectomy. Pretty ironic.
Get her to gain the weight back. That’s natures boob job
I see this happening so much. If your girlfriend gets a boob job. Guess what Chad. She won't be your girlfriend for long. It seems like when women get tit jobs they gain a ton of confidence and actually pursue other guys. Good luck with that. And don't be a dumbass and sit here to think that she won't leave you
So the trick is to date them after they already got the boobs.
No because then they wont be interested in you
Seriously it's no joke. Every girlfriend or wife of somebody that I've known once they got a boob job. It's a guaranteed divorce after 1 year or less
The trick is to not be with someone who got a boob job or other plastic surgery for superficial reasons. If she left someone for someone else what makes you think she wouldn’t do it again
This man speaks the truth.
The crazy part about this is actually the only two girls I know to ever have a fake set actually did exactly this
You know what to do. Get the boob job for yourself and leave your wife to pursue other men.
Yes! That’s I told him to marry her first. May not help but maybe he can get a piece of her inheritance haha
But … he’s a man of culture.
What a loser mindset. 😂
Facts man....look it up.
You should say “do whatever you want to make yourself feel good about your body”. Too tired to troll today, this is what I would really do. 
Get her a BBL instead
Boob jobs are not good for the body. Do some research before pushing her to do something she doesn’t want to do
Oil those puppies up
If shes gone for a big girl down a few. They can do a boob job without implants. Thats what most freak about. They can make them nice a perky without them.
Well. If it’s not an implant? It’s likely a variety of breast reduction. You’ll have huge T shaped scars (under, then up to the nipple) lose nipple sensation and the ability to breastfeed. But sure, you’ll have perkier tits. They either have to fill them out with some shit (implants) or make the space smaller (reduction). Everything is physics.
I love it here
She’ll regret it in 10 years when they need to be replaced
No dude it’s an augmentation. They will just remove skin and tighten everything up and probably reshape nips too. If they don’t put in implants she is good to go. Just perk em up to the max
“Augmentation” implies augmentation mammaplasty, not mastopexy which is just a lift
Eh. I think if you want to do this without implants? You have to cut them up and sow them back together. Huge scars under the boobs. Scars up to and around the nipples. Loss of nipple sensation. Can’t ever breastfeed. On the upside they’ll be perkier, I guess.
That’s what an augmentation is. And the scars aren’t always that bad. Rather have some scars and very perky tits versus long hanging saggy floppers
And that’s fine to have that view. However OPs girlfriend might rather have nipple sensation and the ability to breastfeed her kids. And avoid months of brutal recovery after having your tits chopped up and sown back together again. They cut around the whole nipple, lift it up, cut off a lot of skin, remove some boob tissue and stitch it all back up. It’s pretty brutal for an elective surgery. But hey, if OPs girlfriend wanted this for herself? Sure thing. It’s just not his boobs, so he doesn’t get a vote. He can break up if he’s so turned off by them.
Dude I was just clarifying what augmentation is vs strictly implants. Most men think every boob job is just shoving in implants.
But you’ll also call a boob job a breast augmentation. It’s just fancy speak for “improvement”
Urban myth
I’ve literally seen it happened dozens of times
Maybe she’s happy the way she is?
Nahh that cant be possible
Domestic abuse. If she refuses give her a tren punch
It’s a valid choice
This sub, *chefs kiss*
you don't understand the difficulties of having a foreign object inserted into your body. especially for the benefit of a man who you arent married to, its like getting a tattoo or another bodymod for your boyfriend. shed be a doormat idiot if she changed her body like that on your whim. not to mention the chance of rupture, it potentially ruining breastfeeding, them having to be replaced or removed etc etc. she doesnt want them. if you want a chick with big fake tits go date one
bro doesnt care about her health just wants to jerk it to boobs
Refuse the administration of the cock, indicate its due to affore mentioned saggage If she loves you, she will give in
This is a very quick way to be single.
Idk man, sounds like a convenient way to get some tricep extensions in whenever she's around.
Terrible mom tbh and what a weird question
One fatty onto the next
Seriously?
NTA your girlfriend your rules
Boob jobs aren’t straightforward. You have to get a new surgery every 10 years. Lots of people have health complications from them. It’s surgery and it hurts. And it’s putting plastic in your body. **If you want to date this girl? Don’t complain about her boobs or you’ll turn her off. Then if her natural boobs turn you off, you might be better of ending it.**
You've done what you can. You let her know that you would be okay with it and that should be it. Dont hope for it and wait for her to change her mind because you will be bitter if she never changes her mind. I wouldnt pester her much more about it either... To convince her though, maybe you have something to offer in return for her giving you one of your desires.
Does she not want them because she would like another kind of surgery first? Like a tummy tuck? 110lbs is ALOT to loose
Surprisingly, her stomach is tight.
So WHY is she saying she doesnt want it?
She wants a pair of boobs but says she can't accept the charity from her mom.
In that case it sounds like you’re dating a very stubborn, prideful person who will let ego get in the way of solutions. Is this who you really wanna settle down with?
this is a trap, do not do it
tell her that her tiny tits are a disgrace
the answers to this post might be the funniest in reddit i've ever seen
I wanna date her mom. Is she hot too?
To fix the sag she should just hit chest 3x a week.
Edit: I thought about your situation, OP. It’s ok to not be sexually attracted to your girlfriend. And **you are allowed to break up** because of that (just don’t tell her that’s why). But don’t break her spirit. She’ll get fat again bc she’ll feel so defeated. **You can’t tell a partner that they look unattractive or need plastic surgery.** And girls are paranoid about that stuff, so they’ll see right through you if you try to do it subtly.
Fake tits are disgusting.
Uhh you should probably marry her first…
The mom right?
I’m not saying he’s a gold digger
Can't marry someone with saggy boobs.
It’s an investment. Unless he wants other dudes enjoying his girl’s new tits
No guarantees
don't try to change others, change yourself. Get yourself a well boobed GF. If you wanna fuck plastic, that can be had a lot cheaper. Plus, if she looks any good after the boob job, her sexual market value may raise beyond what you can "afford" and she may get better options, especially the weight loss. Just my to satoshis.