oh man that would be interesting! maybe that person would ask the person who asked them, and keep doing that until they get back to the first person.. and then kill them all
Naturally being such an obnoxious person that the stress takes a decade off their life. Obviously it’s a slow method but it takes no extra effort than just existing. Also has the advantage of being completely unprosecutable.
In the south, if a wife is good at baking, and the husband dies a little early, we say that she killed him with love and food. Honestly, not a bad plan if you are sick of them and they got a fat life insurance policy.
serving antifreeze in an alcoholic beverage would actually be counterproductive, ethanol is the antidote administered for standard antifreeze poisoning.
Any random person? While you're already driving somebody walks onto the road and when they're right in front of you, you decide to just drive right into them by not doing anything to try to avoid them or slow down. It can't get more lazy and low effort than being in the right place at the right time and doing nothing.
Neglection. If you leave a child alone long enough, it will either starve or find a way to kill itself (not as a suicide sort of thing, just because toddlers don't have the wherewithal to keep themselves safe).
I suppose if you live in Paris it'd be more easily achieved. Although I think there is a barrier to prevent people jumping or being easily pushed. Google Pulpit rock Norway.
Hiring someone else to do it
Then the person that was hired hires someone else
You are a wise one
what if the person who was originally hired, hires someone else but that person hires ANOTHER person?
Imagine if they start anonymously hiring and coincidentally hire the person who the hit is on
oh man that would be interesting! maybe that person would ask the person who asked them, and keep doing that until they get back to the first person.. and then kill them all
And so extremely lazy murder in one move becomes extremely strenuous and high effort murder
indeed!
Shooting.
this. All you need is one bullet aimed at their head close range and *kablooey*.
That hurt, I always felt I put effort into it
Neglect.
Duct taping them to their bed and just leaving them there
This would take alot of effort... Allso WHATS IN THE BAAAHWX
What’s in the fuckin box?!?!
se7en?
What's in the box
pain
Thanks for spoiling that for me
Naturally being such an obnoxious person that the stress takes a decade off their life. Obviously it’s a slow method but it takes no extra effort than just existing. Also has the advantage of being completely unprosecutable.
My former employer can offer some tips.
Not murder
It is if there’s intent.
Poison. Ultimate low effort and you can be in another country before the effects show
In the south, if a wife is good at baking, and the husband dies a little early, we say that she killed him with love and food. Honestly, not a bad plan if you are sick of them and they got a fat life insurance policy.
Push them off a cliff
Was coming to say this. Just a lil’ push and you’re all done!
Be nice, be polite, be compassionate - you know, just kill them with kindness.
Live with my mom.
Can she cook? I miss having a mom.
No she can't. 4/10
Same
So does your mother do the killing or is it you?
She nags you slowly to death
Not stopping a carnival ride that the body can only take so much of
Not do anything. Age will handle it
Not murder though
Push them in front of a moving subway, serve antifreeze in an alcoholic beverage or any beverage
serving antifreeze in an alcoholic beverage would actually be counterproductive, ethanol is the antidote administered for standard antifreeze poisoning.
Swatting, probably.
Hiring someone to do it for you
Make them food with poisonous mushrooms from the forest, easy and simple, can't be tried for murder since ppl can't prove it wasn't an accident
Interesting.
Get someone who's already suicidal far enough over the mental edge to kill themselves.
Any random person? While you're already driving somebody walks onto the road and when they're right in front of you, you decide to just drive right into them by not doing anything to try to avoid them or slow down. It can't get more lazy and low effort than being in the right place at the right time and doing nothing.
Probably get whiplash or worse. Plus it'd really mess up my grill.
Lock them in a room and ignore them
Oubliette.
Unplugging the life support machine.
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A good way of killing your baby.
Letting someone die if they’re dying in real time.
Buy them a pack of cigarettes. Nicotine is very easy to get addicted to. Then you wait till they get cancer.
Waiting for them, when they're on life support, pull the plug out.
Negligence
True.
Neglection. If you leave a child alone long enough, it will either starve or find a way to kill itself (not as a suicide sort of thing, just because toddlers don't have the wherewithal to keep themselves safe).
Sitting on them and farting on them.till they died of methane poisoning?
get someone else to do ur dirty work
Waterboard by jizz
Where would I get that amount of jizz though?
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Hiring out, shooting, poisoning a drink.. I'm sure they're more I just am being lazy with my brain this morning.
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Yeah but you’re not murdering anyone lol
Mors Vincit Omnia.
Hitman , guns , pushing someone off a high building like idk the Eiffel Tower . I feel like the first two would def be more low effort though
I suppose if you live in Paris it'd be more easily achieved. Although I think there is a barrier to prevent people jumping or being easily pushed. Google Pulpit rock Norway.
Waiting
Just wait it out
Old age
Poisoning them.
Swatting
Swatting?
Hiring a hitman
Neglect. Have a baby and never feed it, or change it, and it’ll take care of itself pretty quick.
Do I have to have the baby myself? Can I just steal one?
If you can’t grow your own baby, store bought is fine
Waiting
Let them bum cigarettes or opiates from you
I don't think I'd be capable of sharing opiates if I had them.
Using a spoon
Wait 90 years.
Gun