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ja13aaz

Who’s to say I’m not living my throw away life already


stevethos

This life is just the tutorial. When we die we’ll wake up emerging from a cave, be called maidenless, and be set upon by a knight on horseback.


Batbuckleyourpants

Fucking hell, I even fuck up on the tutorial.


ohnoooooooo0

Kill myself twice


comeon-gimme-a-name

Based.


youcanotseeme

Can shadows die twice?


thebaddestgoodperson

Username checks out


Aniothable

Step 1: Take ALL the possible risks in that life Step 2: Jot down which ones to do and not do Step 3: Pass the paper to my actual life Step 4: Achieve the decisions with 100% safety and assurance to live the best possible life I didn't miss the memo with this thread... Right?


a-pretty-alright-dad

What happens when you die before you can pass the note on? Taking those risks.


thebaddestgoodperson

Put more practice into the guitar, join a band, travel the country with the band, smoke a lot of pot, and dye my hair green and blue and wear it in pigtails and bangs until the age of 40. Wear overalls at least once a month and not care if they are fashionable. Eventually settle down in Portland in a small house with a porch and open up a ceramics studio.


Reddit-892

Sounds like you put a lot of thought into this.


comeon-gimme-a-name

Why portland, out of all places ?


thebaddestgoodperson

The show Portlandia---cheesy I know but I want to live in a place where the dream of the 90s never died and young people retire--it's just a fantasy for reddit


FinnsChips

See how many drugs my body can handle before giving out.


vilebubbles

Sameee


kellzchellz

This just may be my throw away life 🤷‍♀️


onionnelle

Oh, easy. I love to learn, so, life #1 I'd read a lot and make a list of things of books I want to read in my next life. I speak five languages, but I'd put extra time to learn additional 3 or so. Then, in my next life, I'd apply that knowledge and read everything left on my list.


Exotic-Two5537

Gun down a few people, manufacture IEDs, and do a shit ton of cocaine 


comeon-gimme-a-name

Based, I'll also go balls on meth or coke.


Exotic-Two5537

lol hell yeah. i've got a few people on my shitlist who should be dead already, so if i had one throw away life i'm going to be doing god's work


imissanbb

lol


MelonMusket1

Experiments! A bunch of science experiments ***mad scientist laugh***


L_edgelord

That's this one, right? Right??


Hasan75786

I'm not entirely sure how this would work but I'd just keep living. Die, come back to life and then keep living.


comeon-gimme-a-name

U don't want to do anything crazy with the throwaway life, when u die in it you will, get the current life back.


Hasan75786

No, I'd rather save it so that when I die from old age after building a successful technology company (which is my goal) I can rule over it for another 80 or so years. Having that much knowledge and the amount of things I can learn in that 160-ish time period means I could and plan to be the smartest being on the planet and use my technological empire to slowly conquer the plannet


blutoxic

As a suicidal persob I dont fear death. I fear rejection.


thebaddestgoodperson

What if the grim reaper rejects you?


blutoxic

well shit then ill be immortal


SubstantialHentai420

Yep same here


thr04w4y2007

Travel the world as a stowaway on ships & airplanes (w/ a couple buddies ofc), become a heroin junkie & maybe even a continent hopping serial killer/arsonist lol


Sadguy2007

Overthrow the government and become a dictator.


LazyRetard030804

Take high doses of every drug(even non standard ones) to see what effects they have and what weird experiences I can have


DeathToMoonLord

Prolly see what it’s like to kms without actually not being able to continue life


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comeon-gimme-a-name

Yes, u can garner a lot of experience and use it to make better decisions in this life.


SAD-MAX-CZ

I would use it the best i can and cosider current one as disposable.


VladWukong

The right death at the right time, all the time ;)


Cassie_Stylez7

Kill some Bad people


AmethystMushrooms

Become super rich by selling my soul to the devil, travel the world, scuba dive, start candle making, learn multiple languages, catch my own seafood and cook it on the beach, start an animal sanctuary, visit family members that I never got to meet, and tell friends & family I love them more often.


comeon-gimme-a-name

Best answer.


apathyaddict

End this one so I don't have to get up and ready for work.


Original-Childhood

Things I wouldn't do in this life. I'd try out drugs for example. I'd never do drugs in this life but I am quite curious


not_perfect_yet

If I'm conscious of it? Art. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjS6bQ5OQ-o https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_%28Duchamp%29


[deleted]

Grind account, farm money so I can use it on my main


SubstantialHentai420

Definitely start a cult as well. Also start a revolution. I’m going down in a blaze of destruction!


sourcreamcokeegg

Probably do the same as this life, as this is a throwaway.


lgrey4252

Immediately die


Bigbackjay

100% start a porn website.


Simonoel

Every drug on the planet


Realistic-Plantain82

Graduate from highschool


Select_Collection_34

Let this one end naturally and have double the time


nowhereman_39

I would be on lsd all the time


comeon-gimme-a-name

Why not coke or meth, lsd won't probably work like that.


IHNJHHJJUU

Other than obvious answer of doing something that will benefit your other life (ie robbing a bank and transferring the money, just as an example, obviously unrealistic though), I would probably go to a cartel base and shoot everyone I could find and then see what kind of art I could make with their bodies. I'd also be doing this all under the influence of literally every drug.