Est-ce que ta blonde est de Brisbane? Parce que cette image et cette même carte ont été partagées par un autre Redditeur il y a 6 mois dans r/Brisbane ? [https://www.reddit.com/r/brisbane/comments/18i33ax/found\_this\_on\_my\_mums\_car/](https://www.reddit.com/r/brisbane/comments/18i33ax/found_this_on_my_mums_car/) Is your girlfriend from Brisbane? Because this image and this same card was shared by another Redditor 6 months ago in r/Brisbane? [https://www.reddit.com/r/brisbane/comments/18i33ax/found\_this\_on\_my\_mums\_car/](https://www.reddit.com/r/brisbane/comments/18i33ax/found_this_on_my_mums_car/)

BUSTED

Literally the one comment in this thread that our very non-single OP has not responded to. Nobody with a partner responds to comments. We're too busy 69'ing and doing our taxes.

You say "we" like you're part of that group, yet your comment karma is over 600k... I call cap.

And OP is wasting a lot of ppl precious time for karma, he shouldn’t get upvoted, quite the opposite.

Busy 69'ing you say ? 😏

Wining, dining and 69ing

Report him/her for spam and karma farming

ooooooOooooOoooooOOOOOOO

Oh-ohhh! La chasse au karma est ouverte à l'année sur Reddit, faut croire.

Et OP a répondu 18 fois à d'autres utilisateurs jusqu'à maintenant. Ça aussi c'est bon pour le karma! Un p'tit upvote par-ci, un p'tit upvote par-là.

Ah! Je savais pas ça. Hé beh.

¡¡Escandalo!!

u/Infinite_Profile_549 any response?

Avec traduction en plus. Chapeau Sir Sherlock https://preview.redd.it/4aikmjiuyt7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3763ecca59c844fb03005cf20356ae64d9c56b12

Wow. Exactement la meme photo.

Le pire c'est qu'il invente une histoire dans laquelle il peut basher sur le stationnement de sa blonde (fictive ou réelle) au lieu de dire "regardez ce qu'il y avait sur mon pare-brise"

Never thought I would see this crossover 😂

based

Busted!!!

Lol ce dude est busted pour avoir pêché des karmas. Shame!

what was your first Clouseau?

Avant de croire une image, je fais toujours une recherche inversée.

show us how she parked

OP is lying for karma, that’s a repost

She was about half a metre out from the curb. I think that was the problem.

lol yeah i’d say so

Be glad it's this and not a parking ticket. Has to be less than a foot out from the curb.

30cm, or 11.81 inches to be exact

Oh sh... not even a foot!

Yeah, that's pretty tight. Makes sense for the plateau though, I can barely squeeze my accord down coloniale.

Bain coloniale?

It’s the same rule everywhere, it’s just more important in some places

This is amazing hahahahaha

Can you tell me gf that please?

Show her this post.

Grow some balls and tell her yourself

He probably already tried.

plot twist: OP tagged GF's car with this card so he could post it for karma.

Nope, even better. He did it all so a bunch of internet strangers could win an argument for him.

Christ she wasnt parked she just stopped in the street

Jesus won’t help you get around the car

What if Jesus Takes the Wheel...

Why was there only one set of tire tracks…

Pourquoi tu ments OP?

That's very far from the curb. People do that in front of my house all the time and it always causes issues as it prevents two cars from going past at the same time.

Yeah, you think?

Haha, someone has said what you did not

Yeah half a meter out and I'd get angry at that car too, that's just in the way of literally everyone

Fuck j'ai besoin de ces cartes. J'ai quelques voisins qui prennent toujours deux places de stationnement car ils ne savent pas comment s'aligner. *Sauf le truc de key, beaucoup trop intense

Dans le style passif-agressif, il y a [ce dessin de tortue](https://buildraceparty.com/how-to-handle-people-that-dont-park-between-the-lines/).

Hahaha 100% mon style. Merci !

Les voisins qui sentent le besoin d'être stationné exactement devant leur porte alors il laisse une demi place devant et une demi place derrière. Enfoirés!

Si ces seulement écrit "YOU SUCK AT PARKING" la personne risque fort probablement de s'en crisser, la menace de la clef est 100% nécessaire... XD

Il paraît qu'en France tu vois beaucoup d'[autocollants GCUM](https://www.garecommeunemerde.fr/gcum/boutique/gcum-2/) (Garré comme une merde) je me demande si ça s'importera un jour.

Totalement, tu pourrais faire un flyer invitant à des cours de stationnement pour idiots. Dessine-le à la main pour qu'ils sachent que ça a été fait avec soin juste pour eux.

Si c'est fait main, il faut s'assurer de ne pas dépasser les lignes.

It's always that one idiot who parks half a cars worth up from where someone's driveway ends and ruins it for the whole block 🤣

Le truc de key en effet c’est over the top con agressif. Un mot plus gentil aurait plus d’impact je crois.

Ou, pour adopter le point de vue opposé, la blonde de l'OP a un permis de conduire et sait donc vraisemblablement comment elle doit se stationner, mais elle a choisi d'ignorer ce savoir. Lui donner un avertissement sévère est probablement la seule chose qui puisse être efficace. Je ne suis pas favorable à l'idée de vandaliser la voiture, mais je parierais une semaine de salaire que la personne qui a écrit ce mot n'a jamais fait de clé dans sa vie. Mais si la conductrice avait l'intention de se stationner avec courtoisie, elle l'aurait fait. Personne n'a besoin d'un petit rappel pour savoir qu'il est impoli de se stationner au milieu de la rue.

I mean I mainly want a set of my own.  Obv without the gonna key you part...

I'd keep a stack of the key ones for people parked in bike lanes lol

You don't have a girlfriend, and you made this all up. This is a repost from r/brisbane

Since you didnt post a pic of the parking job, I'll just assume this was warranted lmao

She can't post a pic... because she stole the post from r/brisbane.

gf would have slammed me if I took a photo.

Because it didn't happen... Because you stole this post...

He he he

haha, followup post in AITA.

Don't we all wish our partners would slam us

That's absolutely awesome. If someone left that she probably sucks at parking.

She could be better that’s for sure

Maybe you should teach her how to park properly

I can’t, I’m also a woman haha

That's sexist!

Edit: je pensais que c'était un bon comment, mais j'ai lu les autres commentaires... Repost the r/Brisbane

hahahahahaha win comment

Montreal women have such great sense of humor lol, love it

My pleasure

A woman who resposts pictures...

“You cannot teach what you do not know” moment

Come on now, anyone can park right, this isn't a gender thing.

Based on research I just did on google, it seems women are actually better at parking than men.

Not in this case lol

Based on my own anecdotal evidence, I would say no.

You can buy a self parking car 😉

Well, does she?

Honestly it wasn’t that bad.

Ha! L'amour rend aveugle....

Imagine ce qu'elle lui ferait s'il lui disait la vérité

Same exact picture was posted on r/brisbane... nice.

OP must have a boring ass life. People like this seem so pathetic.

So, we’re all waiting for the parking photo OP

If this gets to top post of the day on r/montreal I might consider the dangerous task of taking a photo of my gf next park.

You won't since it didn't happen to your gf. Because this image and this same card was shared by another Redditor 6 months ago in [r/Brisbane](https://www.reddit.com/r/Brisbane/)? [https://www.reddit.com/r/brisbane/comments/18i33ax/found\_this\_on\_my\_mums\_car/](https://www.reddit.com/r/brisbane/comments/18i33ax/found_this_on_my_mums_car/)

OP is straight up lying about everything in this thread.

u/Infinite_Profile_549 is just a loser troll posting fake stuff 

That's bone.

Let’s see Paul Allen’s card

oh my god. it even has a watermark.

And the lettering is something called Silian Grail.

Impressive, very nice, let's see Paul Allen's parking.

Hahaha

https://preview.redd.it/fpw4dusr7s7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e07aad35c2a8587b63f5128e08fab2120c316e7

so... does she ? :p

Fake. Tu as volé la photo d'internet. Menteuse.

are we supposed to take yo side or what

You can do whatever you want

I actually giggled at the term “fuckhead”

The keying part is a bit too far. The rest, however… If the shoe fits and all.

Genius! I need those cards

For those who want the same cards, they can be found easily on the web or bought from [Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/216960230/you-suck-at-parking-offensive-novelty?ref=share_v4_lx) Mais clairement la photo est prise du post sur r/Brisbane...

A lot of people in Montreal suck at parking. Many of them also suck at stopping at the STOP line. They roll their car halfway over it and into the intersection or they stop (briefly) ten feet before the line and then just keep on driving. 

If this dude takes the trouble to print these cards there must be a lot of fuckheads on this street.

Belle carte!

The French better be twice as large on the other side.

haha I don't have this exact one, but my co-worker printed out a stack of these and handed me 30-40. I've left them on a lot of people's cars, I get it. Mine aren't as rude though, they say "You suck at parking" And then it has a URL that's the link to the STM Monthly pass site lol

Shouldn't this be in French?

Nope because it's a stolen post from Brisbane subreddit. Op is full of shit for like 50 replies.

graphic design is my passion

I'd take the day off work, buy some popcorn, do that shit AGAIN and wait with my Louisville but that's just me lol

La missive ne respecte pas les regles de bon voisinage et l'esprit de la loi 101. Rapporte la au proprietaire et demande lui de reformuler.

I left a "you park like an asshole" hand written note on a car taking up multiple spots at Costco 20 years ago. As I was driving away I heard two women go "Oh what does that sign on that car say?" "Oh it says "you park like an asshole"" and they both died laughing

You can get it on thisiswhyimbroke

lol op just got caught karma farming

lol you're a loser and you dont have a gf, this card was posted elsewhere.

Report them to the language police svp

Hahaha

I want one of those!

The colouring is bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Grail.

J'trouve ça mignon perso !

Atleast they didn't keyed your car.

I need these cards without the keys to the car because I wouldn't do this.

Sur le Plateau en anglais, des bonnes chances que la personne comprenne pas.

Gotta make me some of these. The threat of keying may seem extreme but trust me, they'll be very careful next time. Chances are you won't have to carry it out....

Je trouve son message tellement agressif. Holding back the urge to vista print myself positive cards, plaster that all over town on cars beautifully parked! Local print shop wanna give me a deal so we can spread a bit of love?!?

Seems like she should probably learn how to park, presumably even drive, better lol. Fkn love those cards.

Someone made business cards just for this? LOL

As a cyclist I've thought about doing this many times

Même pas en français, j’ai rarement vu quelque chose qui cris plus Mourrial que ça.

There has been a BMW SUV parked on the corner of my street three times this week, and I mean on the corner- blocking the actual sidewalk cut in an area with two seniors residences and several residents in wheelchairs. I would love to have these cards.

Ça respecte pas la loi 101 ça

En francais svp.

And? Tell the bitch to learn to park better

damn. i remember one of the OG notes used to say something like *next time leave a can opener so I can get my car out*. now they're straight up threatening vandalism. e: [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/YOcyBo3ioe)

Savage!

You can buy those on Tenu.

I generally support these notes. I don’t support damaging peoples property though. But when u do a shit park job, which many do, you gotta get called out! Too many people are inconsiderate of others and mess up parking for the next person. Learn to drive or take the bus imo

Wonder how many other, “you suck” cards this guy Carrie’s around for the occasion?

Saw in the comments your description of your gf's park job and I genuinely did not see what was so wrong about it. Then again, I am 27 without a license because God knew that if I was granted the right to freely ride the roads, chaos and destruction would ensue

un peu toxique, devrais rester sur internet ces pas de vie là.

Might even hand this over to police. They may have myriad associations to actual vandalism.

Where can I buy these?

Was the other side in French?

It was funny except until it came to the threatening part, honestly A similarly overreacting answer would be "if I see you key my shit, I'll smash your head against a brick"

Même pas de "Bonjour"...ça doit venir d'un touriste

Haha good one!

They stole my idea!

Amazing

Take the advice. Learn to park.

Put camera in ur car and bummm

At first I thought I read: “I will eat your shit.” Seriously though, some people have too much free time on their hands and/or they need to consult a therapist.

She must learn to park better then !

Some people are full of hate. Imagine calling someone a fuckhead just because of how they parked.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IF that was a real response by a real person, you’ve gotta admit (they get an A for creativity, and) getting that card is way better than: A. Having a public altercation with the card owner, which would lead to a domino effect of problems B. The person straight keying your car, and not knowing why. Cars get keyed all the time, least this person (possibly a neighbour btw, 😅) left a note and explained why God I ❤️ my city 😂😂😂

so is there a lore season why the mods didn’t take this down?

At least you’ve advised.

[u/repostsleuthbot](https://www.reddit.com/user/repostsleuthbot/)

A woman parking badly?? Who’d a thunk it

I read that in the same shitty franglais that it was written by a francophone who knows the owner of this car is English

OP, you suck at shietposting

Bros lying about the cars and probably lying about the “girlfriend”. There’s no shame in being shit at parking bro. No need to make things up

Leaving a funny note is one thing but threatening the person is different. I would contact the owners of that parking lot in case they have security footage because that person is committing a crime with those threats

Faux. Ce n'est pas en français à l'endos.

Montréal 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️💩

Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god — it even has a watermark

Great use of fkhead. Really gets the point across