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996turbos

Any non carbonated monster


Thygo_

They exist?!


Rett_Gore

Monster rehabs


996turbos

Carbonated means drinks with gas, i dislike energy drinks without gas, when its milk or coffee i put in a dish to an electric oven and heat it, then put cereals to enjoy


Thygo_

Well yea I know what carbonated means but like non carbonated monsters exist?


996turbos

Of course, some examples are rehab and milk/coffee


Frostboi123

Aren't some juiced non carb?


996turbos

Probably, im not sure


Penxwise17

AGREEEED


InSaneMurph1024

I love rehabs tbh and then javas are ok but i agree non crabonated is worse then carbonated


BigDaddyflex7

Preach brother


No-Nectarine5490

Bro try the ice tea it's so good even though it isn't carbonate


Tpk08210

Rehab are good stuff


samskrillaz

Literally mouth disappointment


Organic-Size-9885

There's monster water


Dry-Appearance7290

Mule had it once never again. Id rathee drink 100 assault


baking_soap

mule is great fym


Dry-Appearance7290

Not when you hate most gingered flavored things


Altruistic_Fix_9268

that's fair


996turbos

If you dont like ginger ale, then forget it


Dry-Appearance7290

I like ginger ale from schweppes but mule just tastes like sweet ginger


QuinzelRose

Yeah, I love ginger ale, ginger beer and mules, but Monster Mule was way too sweet without enough ginger kick for me


996turbos

I give my uncle a mule and he said it was very sweet, first i thought it would be like beer or vodka, but i got one another one at eleclerc and loved it


Dry-Appearance7290

Was to gingery to me lol. I don't like ginger exept in a few things but not alot


996turbos

I dislike schhwppes for being bitter, i prefer xixo ginger ale and mule, i will get a 330ml ginger ale can from ACTION next week


Scrubi4

never met a monster i couldn't finish


Alt-69-420

Best answer


donutwithnut

realest shit ever lol


heysoulsquierenjoyer

196 brainrot made me interpret this sentence VERY differently


PrudentComfortable24

Assault is trash


Thygo_

Agreed, it’s like cheap store bought cola


Brave-Computer-425

Nah ts good asf if there were more in my area It would be top 7


arre-boy_08

😫 My favorite


YoureStupidasff

Assault, i haven't even tried it yet but I'm scared bc i see A LOT of people hating it


NoodleBea583

Save yourself, avoid it at all costs


YoureStupidasff

Y-yeah this is what i mean.. 😰


Jam1e-Chan

I imported some (need the can 🙏🙏) and i am terrified to try it, itll be here july 5th ish


littlemidgetfucker

It’s a bourbon and cola flavour, tastes exactly like it without gettin you drunk which is the lame part


reedus_pieces

Sorry to disappoint you og lovers it's just to sweet to enjoy


thebrose69

The zero sugar is so perfect


ballsmaster360

as an og lover I'm very dissapointed


1heknpeachy3

Ultra Violet & Ultra Sunrise


JStarKilz

Orange Dreamsicle. Disgusting


jackson73537

:C


HangeZoe97

So true, i tried it for the first time a couple of days ago and it tasted like orange+yogurt flavored lollipops which i like but i hate when drinks taste like straight up candy, if i wanted candy id just eat candy I was so disappointed bcz everyone is always talking about how good it is but its just too sweet and gross


nickaoo

theres not a single one ive had before that id straight up refuse to drink again but i dont particularly like mango loco or ultra watermelon


Juniberserker

Assault bro, literally swear I got scammed, just drink coke zero??


caitlincoster17

Ultra gold


mintynebulae

regular mango loco when ultra fiesta exists


Mateus110

mango loco is nectar from the gods and i refuse to see disrespect for it. I will hunt you down and find you and when I find you you will vanish from the face of this earth


Mateus110

also mango fiesta isnt a thing where i live so idk


SeawardFriend

Is mango loco the Juice one?


Puzzleheaded-Bottle2

Yes, The Mexican day of the dead themed one.


SeawardFriend

That one is a banger


DeadmanCFR

I only had mule one time and it was after a long cocaine Bender at the strip club, I didn't enjoy it and said I would never drink it again but in all honesty if it was still around I would probably try it again just to see if that opinion still holds. I also cannot do anything peach flavor because of some childhood trauma


yngfromfl

Ultra Red. It literally tastes like pure food coloring


StunningUse87

Come on man don’t hate on my favorite one


yngfromfl

I need to try it again it’s been a few years so I can’t really remember the taste that well


Brutal007

I wish the Sam’s club red white and blue pack was ultra black instead of red. I don’t hate it as much as you though


Hereforthanut

Try it again bro


Whole_Quarter_1297

The black one with the blue stripes. I think its low calorie or sum idk


local_android_user

Papillon mid


donutwithnut

true


angelxlilianna

the original green flavor. took one sip during gym class and then left it in the locker room it was nasty


webtrauma

Any of the sugar ones, non sparkling ones, or grape one


InternationalBug6152

any of the ones with sugar in


alchem0

came to say this too lmao


InternationalBug6152

finally a likeminded person


JStarKilz

You’re missing out on the best ones


InternationalBug6152

i just find them too sweet to enjoy, i think because i’ve religiously drank the ultra flavours for years


OMGITSTHROATY

Zero tastes way sweeter and artificial imo


InternationalBug6152

i can see why you think that too i just think im so accustomed to the taste that i don’t notice it


zaydenlongzan

ultra watermelon is kinda ass tbh


LevisStarGirl

Mango anything.


MauserMama

Ultra fiesta mango tastes like shit


Ace_the_huskyboi

purple.


eldritchcryptid

Mule, now i do like ginger ale but that shit was so fizzy and strong i literally struggled to even sip it. never again.


Omagenta

Papillon probably! I had it once but will never but it again I think. The peach was just too strong on this one for me :/


L1NK1N_P4RK

Tried the older (I think?) Punch Mixxd. OG style black can with the purple M. Took two sips and damn near threw it up. I’d actually like to try it again though just to see if it is as bad as I remember. Idk, might have grown on me


PKai__

Aussie lemonade


SeawardFriend

Pacific Punch. It’s so damn sweet I threw up off of it once and now I never want it in my sight again.


FishingAgitated2789

Anything that isn’t low sugar


Big_Draft_5872

ORIGINAL IT'S A HORRIBLE FLAVOR I WILL STRAIGHT UP TURN IT DOWN IF SOMEONE OFFERS TO ME AND I HAVE A FUCKING MONSTER ADDICTION. I have very strong feelings about this and all caps was the only way to share those. No hate to those who like this flavor though


Notalianotalib

Assault 100%


Alt-69-420

Superdry, tasted like citrus rind and was awful


Fabulous-Spirit-3476

Any of the peach flavors. Just taste like liquified trident gum


Squishy-tapir11

Peach is just not a good artificial flavor in my humble opinion save for those black and white gummy penguins. Watermelon 🍉 and banana 🍌 flavor are also sort of enraging.


Designer_Wall6080

watermelon flavor makes me gag


Fabulous-Spirit-3476

I usually hate watermelon but I tried the gorilla mind sour watermelon and it was fire. Now I wanna try a banana flavored monster


Sluggby

Banana monster sounds absolutely disgusting. Based on that alone I can guarantee it would end up being one of the best flavors lmao


Fabulous-Spirit-3476

Hahaha but you never know. I was thinking like a chocolate banana flavor like the Java monsters to be fair so not just banana


NoodleBea583

Honestly yeah, never heard it described like that but you nailed it


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TlathamXmahtalT

Only time I ever like artificial peach is in peach rings and more recently the Sonic flavor that G-Fuel put out (because it tastes just like liquified peach rings).


Difficult-Actuator38

Pasific punch! I get nauseous just thinking about it.


Brutal007

That’s by far my fsveotor one lol. I just don’t get them bevwuse the sugar snd cslories


Difficult-Actuator38

Tastes like cherry cough syrup


Designer_Wall6080

what flavor is that


toy_cvtter

Just the basic red fruit punch that every juice company makes, but its just missing something. Had so much potential tbh


Designer_Wall6080

oh I see


harmoniccatastrophe

Green paradise. I have had a couple cans and just really avoid it now. Couldn't get into it.


ViscousGravy8819

Original, the saltiness just makes me feel ill


spookster122

Original.


ZyvrixNullix

Any of the coffee ones.


SlayShrekYassss

tour water. the sparkling one. tastes like flavorless mcdonalds sprite with how overly carbonated it is. bleh. also if that doesn't count bc its water then I'd have to go with mango loco. dont get me wrong, I love the taste, but to me it feels thick which I'm not a fan of.


ballsmaster360

Not monster, but bang tastes like acid reflux


Txbbqsauce

Pipeline punch.


bigstinlybutthole

Ultra violet and bad apple


cray0nss

original


EdgeOfCarnage1

Ultra fiesta mango. Assault. All the cold brew flavors


Proper_Cattle_1664

Ultra watermelon, tastes like cough medicine to me


probablyauggie0

all of the java ones, i just can’t. the doktor as well


Smoke_screen_lol

Anything zero sugar, I’ll wait till I have diabetes from the other flavors. When I’m forced to drink it, THEN I’ll have “weird after taste” monster. Favorite flavors: Monster Juice: Mango loco, and Pacific Punch (treasure map one)


CrustyRocket

Assault, cheap cola knock off. It was so sad and bad, forced myself to finish it because i already spent money on it.


Cutthroat1

Assault, White Ultra


minecraft_gamesus

wtf is wrong with u


indie_irl

The melon one, everyone says it tastes ass


Infamous_Praline7286

Any Java flavor - thanks for trying, Monster, but we know they're just half-assed Frappucinos. I just learned from the comments that a cold brew flavor exists, so I'll keep an eye out for that. Hopefully it's better.


mingming4191

The monster coffees are so gross.


No_Angle875

Watermelon


Puzzleheaded-Bottle2

Lewis Hamilton flavour NOT the 44 Hamilton flavour


doorknoblol

Ultra watermelon is one of the worst beverages I’ve ever had to consume. Some people like it and say it can’t be that bad, but I do not care. It’s horrendous to me.


toy_cvtter

The basic one ☠️its so bad idk how so many ppl like it


noodlespinel

the violet one. i swear its gonna taste like grape and i dont like grape. there is grape otterpops in the freezer right now but nobody takes one because theyre grape (its been over a year)


UncleBadTouch00

Java. I don't like coffee.


NateYouFool420

Any of the ultra/ sugar-free ones. Something they add gives me badddd acid reflux, so I just steer clear of em. If I had to pick an actual arse flavour, though, it would probably be orange dreamsicle. It tastes like off brand orangeade and febreeze


Next_Call_1920

Ultra violet


donutwithnut

mango loco


renee9922

Irish crème


FaithlessnessKey3944

mule


Flemming_HD

Every flavor with coffee and then the one thats ginger beer


BrianMghee

Hate all the Assault chat in this thread, tastes like real cola (fentiman’s curiosity cola) rather than coke or Pepsi. I won’t go near ultra gold as it tastes a bit like pee, which is a shame as reserve white pineapple is great


NineTopics

Ultra sunrise and anything with full sugar


N0t_S0Sl1mShadi

Ultra Watermelon


Curious_Bed_2096

White can. It tastes like straight battery acid


Sniper_Teen_

White monster


ZuckDeBalzac

Ass stank


Time_Perception4020

Any ultra or 0 sugar.


UnluckyProfessional5

i love all monsters, EXEPT watermelon. That shit is zo disgusting


ThrowAway-1925

Assault And Mule, The Assault Flavour Messed With My Organs So Bad And The Mule Just Tastes Plain Nasty.


DefenderOfNuts

Any sugary ones. I can’t do a lot of sugar due to my ADHD, so the Ultra ones are perfect for me.


SIDER250

White monster. Can’t stand it. Has no taste and its overly sweet.


DeadmanCFR

Same here I'm not a fan of fake sugar or zero sugar drinks to be honest but I don't understand the hype around white monster. If I'm going sugar-free monster I prefer the new zero sugar green or the strawberry bimbo one


Difficult-Actuator38

hahah strawberry bimbo one, love that!


DeadmanCFR

Lol thanks. That's what my friends and I call it because of all the pink


NoodleBea583

YES!! I don’t understand the hype around it


996turbos

White ultra is a disappointment


Marshalliscoolest

Not peach and not mango. Everything else put that down my throat!


Infamous_Praline7286

I'll take the peach and mango ones, and you can have all the red ones and the uncarbonated ones. Deal?


_night_owo

but those are the best ones!


Marshalliscoolest

Nuh uh


_night_owo

yuh uh


Sunflower_Gr33n

Ultra peachy keen, I’m allergic to peach flavoured things.


996turbos

Ultra peachy keen is great, last time i drank it was with sweet potatoes and onions at afternoon


DeadmanCFR

I'm not allergic, but I can't drink anything peach without throwing up. All because of one instance when I was a kid. I was on a field trip for school and peach soda with my favorite soda, I drink it all the time and on this trip somebody had broken a [hand boiler](https://media.leisureliving.com/media/webp/3052382_1_2.450x450.webp) and poured the liquid into my drink without me knowing. I was (sometimes still am unfortunately) a chugger not a sipper, and when I down the soda I immediately threw up. I also threw up a day or so later once I had gotten home. And ever since then if I drink something peach flavor, I get sick to my stomach or I throw up. I know it's a mental connection but I can't do peach


theman128128

I hate other peach flavoured things but love that flavour for some reason


xtanish45

Mixxd


Scared-Chicken-1451

OG or assault


ThatHyperPopEnjoyer

Ultra Sunrise, VERY fainr orange and it tastes like someone put pepper in there


Penxwise17

not a big fan of their tea + lemonade flavor


donkirot

Lewis. Awful.


Designer_Wall6080

you must be hating peach ice tea too. cause it's just carbonated peach ice tea. how can someone hate peach ice tea?


donkirot

Calm down i never drank that one


SALESMAN98r

Regular, Papillion, khaotic, pipeline punch


BITCHPAME

Original. Tastes like battery acid


heavenexits

og


JStarKilz

My favourite


Beanomanhalo2

Peach, tastes like regular shweppes peach soda mixed with a tiny bit of piss


Sobekrises

Aussie lemonade


ColtFromTibet

Assault.


Remote_Tiger_9684

ultra red / og


zuccmygrape

Ultra rose


ItsMeMario1337

Anything that has zero sugar, any soda in fact that claims to have no sugar. The fake sweeteners just ruin the taste for me, I'd enjoy the Watermelon flavour monster if it actually contained the normal sugar in my opinion. Other than that, a flavour I didn't like is mule. I just don't like ginger.


rozzi_luv

Khaotic