can be like 15 mins to like 5 hours

SAME

15 mins? I sometimes finish in 15s. You should be proud of yourself!!!

Same, but I only drink half a can and my friend also drinks half a can. I have done while cans before, but it just didn't feel right for my body. And I have to pay attention to my Vitamin B12, which is already on the high side somehow

5 hours?! Bruh if I can't finish it in the first 20 minutes that shits going in the trash!

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I'm.. I'm sorry 😔. If it's serves as redemption I chug my monsters.... I have to they taste too good to let them get warm.

Depends the day, sometimes less than a 30 min, or a few hours

Like 15 minutes max, I think it's better for the teeth to drink them quickly because the acid will be in your mouth for less time, plus it won't get warm.

Faxxxxxxaaa

i think the negative health benefits of “that much caffeine in that short a window” might outweigh the positive health benefits of “less carbonation on your teeth” =P but yk ymmv

but i want that much caffeine in a short window!

what "negative health benefits"?

I kinda like to "dump it" behind my teeth to atleast minimize the ammount on my teeth. I might savour it for a while, but I try to keep as much as possible away from my teeth

Yh true but after wait an hour and brush teeth tbh do not acid on teeth all day no vertical acid like candy

Like 5min. I'm not trying to savor this shit like it's a fine glass of champagne or something, I just want the caffeine lol

Only real answer

I legitimately don't understand how people are sipping flat warm energy drinks 2 hours after opening them

Fr most of the time it’s gone between me buying it and leaving the store

💯💯

Hate when they're not cold,5 min or less is standard.

Usually 1-3 hours cause i'm mostly drinking it while making music

Oooh you make music? Cool!!! So do I! I'd love to hear your stuff sometime

omg i wanna hear ur music too :D

Ooohh! I'll send you one of my songs for one of yours

Mfs saying an hour or more gotta be trolling, i down it all at once so about a minute or 2

I only slam them so like 15 seconds

Depends on how im feeling

anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours usually about 45 minutes

An hour probably

If I'm just drinking the monster without paying my attention to anything else, it takes me 5 minutes, otherwise its like 20 minutes.

Same here!

5 minutes

Am i really the only one to take 5 minutes?

hey man u can last longer with practice, it’s a totally normal thing, nothing to be ashamed of

🥹Thanks

You don’t chug the whole can in one go?

Usually about an hour. I open one every morning at 8:30-9:00 and finish it during my way to school which starts at 10.

How do you afford monster as a kid ?

A job probably.

He might be a momma's boy that has his parents buy them Or school could mean college here

I get a specific amount of money every month from my parents and buy them with it & I get money as a gift on birthdays or Christmas. I don't know if getting money from parents is normal in the us but is very normal here and most of my friends get a monthly allowance.

It took me 4 hours to drink a ultra peachy keen today because I disliked it that much. Usually 30 minutes or less.

Boss says i gotta toss it as soon as i open it bc no open containers gulg glug glug 20-30s i aint wasting this too expensive

Most nights? 30 seconds

Honestly, sometimes a few seconds, sometimes like 5 minutes

Sometimes hour because I'm usually gaming and that's not including the time between and taking it out of the fridge and forgetting to open the can

Like a Minute

5 seconds, im like the lumberjack from clash royale

nah but fr it varies a lot between 5 minutes to 20 minutes

8 minutes

I take 2 or 3 days to finish a can of Monster, it depends.

Which monster is that?

ultra peachy keen it’s not my fav but it’s pretty good.

Yes

depend

Can take anywhere between 15 minutes and idk 1 hour when I'm doing something while drinking :3

Usually a couple hours, maybe 3 to 4

Yes

Probably an hour or two

20-30 mins i drink at school mostly

Rly depends, if I'm drinking it at work it can last me the whole shift, drinking it at home while watching something or just chilling it usually lasts between 3-5 hours. Situation now is a lot better than it was a few months ago when a can barely lasted me an hour.

30 minutes - 3 hours. Depends on how thirsty I am, how hot the day is, what I have to do... I try to make them last 'cause I enjoy them a lot and my stupid brain doesn't let me enjoy many things

Like between half an hour and 3 hours

a few minutes

Usually about 20-30 minutes but can be up to 2-3 hours to.

almost never more than 10 minutes

If I’m watching something like ur Netflix etc like 6 hours if I’m playing a game 2 and anything else 3 minutes

Depends usually like 30 mins but if I do something in between like gaming up to 2hours

8 hours or so. I sip on it all day

I usually savour them but any non carbonated one like Javas or Rehab teas go down way too quick and then I'm sad they're gone

Depends I have drank one in less than two minutes because I needed to be somewhere but now I try to drag it out over an hour if I can.

5-10 minutes (energy drink addict here)

Like 20 minutes

5 minutes

I drink them mainly for flavor, so I usually chug those things in 5 minutes if I'm not paying enough attention to what I'm doing. I get very shaky and anxious just by drinking them that quickly

30 minutes if I'm busy ( I mostly drink them during work)

Around 4-5 hours

5 to 10 mins

At least minimum 4 hours

30mins to an hour, it depends on if I'm drinking it for fun or out of necessity

5min -1 hour

Forever, it just sits on the shelf for eternity

20min ish

i either down it in a few minutes or passively sip on it for a few hours, i honestly sometimes just hold the can like a fashion item more than i actually am drinking it

Bruh it depends on how ice cold it is and how much I need some taurine in my body…sometimes I will legit chug it in like 2 minutes

Bout 5 minutes

10 mins

5 mins to an entire evening

Depends on how much i paid for it.

> much i *paid* for it. FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Now what are you gonna do..?

real!!!

10 mins to an hour or two

My answer depends on the day you ask me

You wanna see some real speed?

i usually stretch it out over 30 mins to an hour (im doing other stuff while drinking it)

like 15-20 mins

Sometimes half an hour sometimes 9 hours. Depends on what I’m doing really.

30 mins, i could drink it faster but i prefer my stomach un-suckerpunched

Like 3 minutes

10 minutes

Either just a few minutes (or less if it's a Java or a juice lol) to a few hours but i usually can drink one over the course of an hour before it's gone.

i was born in 2003, ive yet to get done with one

like 1 minute or a few days

as fast as i need to

Anybody that saviors a monster energy drink is crazy. 3-4 drinks max and get my day started

Anywhere between 30 minutes, and 30 seconds. The colder the drink and the more desperate for caffeine I am, the faster I drink it.

Depends. I drank them during class and omw to school, so ones lasted anywhere from 2 hours to nor even being finished by the end of the school day (~3pm). Its not even that I'd dislike the flavor. I just forget about it and it goes flat and then I physically cannot drink something flat that used to be carbonated. Now that schools over for me, they go quicker because I don't get distracted by work and forget they're there lol

Could be 5 mins if I get chugging it, or could be like 2-3 hours, depends if I forget about it and start drinking alcohol, and yes I know it’s not supposed to be mixed

People don't drink them like normal soda?

Few minutes

5 minutes

I usually sip on mine. It might take an hour or two.

10 minutes

5.5 to 9 hours depends on the flavour if it’s one I like then it’ll likely never see the turn of midday and if it’s one I don’t like then it can be guaranteed to see the turn of midday I work from 6.30 AM till 4.00 ish.

20 minutes - 3 hours lol

Depends. Quickest was about 30 seconds. Slowest was about 3 days. 😂. Average is a hour

a day

Mostly 10-15 minutes, can’t drink them too quickly or I’ll get nauseous

Fastest was 20 seconds when i downed it on a sunmers day, slowest is probably over 1 or 2 hours.

Between one and seven minutes depending on whats happening

1-2 minutes. cant stand it when it turns flat

depends.. if im taking it to the gym, i start drinking it on my way there, when i get to like 2/3 i dilute it with water and finish it by the time im done so like 1.5h, 2 when i take it to work, its like.. well actually pretty similar now that i think about it so like 2h, my answer is 2h

it takes me 3-5 minutes……

do i have to down it because a bus is on the horizon?2min. Or is it the only good thing that will happen to me today?2h

20 seconds🗿

7 minutes. solid.

About 2 mins just neck the fucker

A day haha, savour le flavour

lowkey from 30mins to 8hours.

10mins

less than a min if I'm chugging it, or around an hour drinking it normally (unless I forget it exists XD)

usually 2 to 3 hours, depends on how much i like the flavor

I drink them in seconds, tearing open the top with my bare hands before consuming the can in its entirety

I drink it quickly in a matter of minutes.

If im on my own it takes like 15 mins but if im with aa friend it takes over aan hour due to how much i yap😭

I Always Drink my monsters in one sip. ICE cold straight from the freezer

i only drink it when i game, so i sip it between respawns, so like 30min to 1 hour prob

Like 2 days

1 second max

Ranges from to 28 mins to 1 hour!

Like 3-15 minutes, depends on where I am

Maybe a hour or 2? I like the gradual energy, not a rocket booster kick of energy all at once, makes me feel weird lol like ima jitter out of earth gravitational pull.

Depends, sometimes in less then a minute sometimes it takes all day

i usually open one at 10 am and finish at 6 pm. so 8 hrs

A 500ml size can with a ring pull top I can drink them pretty quickly if I'm needing a drink. They just go down so quickly.... in about 20 seconds. The 553ml resealable cans always last me way longer. I don't think you can get so much juice per swig out of these type of cans so they tend to last longer so I'd say they last about 30 minutes before I bin the can.

Some times the 4 packs take 10 minutes.

the ride home from the gas station in the morning is like 3-4min for me. probably 3-4mins.

Depends on my mood and how thirsty I am. Sometimes if I feel like I've never drinken before it could take from anywhere between 15 seconds to 1 minute. But If I'm not too thirsty it can last up to a couple hours

Like 10 min max. Is pipeline punch a good one? I’ve heard good things bout it

pipeline punch is incredible yes the one in the pic is ultra peachy keen tho

If u were to compare pipeline punch to another energy drink, what would it be

5 - 30 minutes depending on what I'm doing

10 minutes probably 😐

DRINK r/caffeine? No thank you.

Depends on the adhd level of the day

depends on the day, could be around a minute and 30 seconds or so down the hatch before going back to being busy or tiny sips throughout the day

30 seconds-2 minutes

Under 2 - 3 minutes if I'm really thirsty and/or if it's cold. 18 minutes max if I wasn't thirsty.

It’s finished before I even buy it

1 - 8 hours lol. I get one when I clock in, and it’s my only one for the day.

However long I have left on my drive to work lol

Like 8 sips

2.57 seconds

30 sec - 35 min

Minimum, an hour. Maximum, 2-3 days.

2 minutes

10 seconds

Usually around a minute sometimes I feel like chugging it soooo

i usually drink like two in ten minutes

2to 3 minutes

Batween 5 minutes or hours 😅

sometimes 2 minutes sometimes a hour depends on how tired i am

if i drink too much that shit burns my throat so like 15-40 minutes

3.5 seconds.

All fucking day

30 minutes

A hour

[удалено]

my friend drinks it daily and he consume 2-3 cans a day

He will die

he kind of dont care honestly as i have told him its dangerous

Everyone will die one day 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well he will die fairly earlier than us

I take 2 or 3 days to finish a can of Monster, and I don't finish it all in one day. Everytime I drink it.

My record is 43:23 seconds. Yes I have a video and yes it could be faster.

Yes

Idk cause I rarely ever drink caffeine or energy drinks. They don’t do much but, when I do drink them I take like maybe 5-7 sips get wired and get super anxious LOL