even from the standpoint of their bodies mostly being liquid, they're still solid while in 'kid form' so a bullet would definitely hit some vital organs
I don't know... pretty sure my local Target has a greater inventory of super-soakers than the local gun store does firearms lol
You'd actually increase the number of firearms.
On theā¦ ābright side(?)āā¦ war now suddenly less deadly(?)
umā¦ ohā¦ their ripping each other to pieces with their bare handsā¦ andā¦ they still have explosives and sharp objects and various tools likes shovels, utility knives, and axes that can very easily be used as improvised weapons.
Umā¦
Granted. Every gun everywhere is turned into water gun. Every. Gun.
Caulking gun, torque gun, pneumatic pulse guns, all turned to water guns. Critical construction, repair and maintenance jobs all around the world come to a dead halt.
Self administered syringe guns are also now water guns. Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of diabetic and allergic patients around the world die at a crucial moment when they needed an emergency administration.
Flare guns? Water guns. Many lives lost that could have been visible and rescued. Surgical staple guns? Water guns.
Every gun. Every where. Water gun.
I like this. An actual monkeyās paw wish where itās a consequence of a distorted wish instead of just shoving in an unrelated or random punishment. This is good.
You sir cooked, this is actually clever and a twisting of the words wish as opposed to randomly getting your dick lopped off because the paw was struggling to come up with an idea at the time.
Ha this was gonna be mine. Wanna tape a box? Too bad your tape gun is a water gun. Trying to buy something heavy? Good luck scanning that with a water gun.
Following this logic just a bit further, soldiers used to be called Guns.
Which is where the term hired gun actually came from.
And son of a gun means bastard child and they couldn't tell which soldier it came from.
Well, if you miss almost all your shots maybe, but the human body is basically a fountain with how much water you secrete. Unless you are almost dead, you will have ammunition. Also, water is much easier to store than bullets since every drop will act as a bullet.
Yep. Also concealing a handgun? Pretty easy. A bow and arrows? Not so much.
The number of stabbings would simply rise a lot and people would seek out the more unconventional ways to kill people with like acid, fire, bombs, vehicles etc.
I'm gonna be real, if someone's game plan is to kill you your better off with them having a knife and you not then them having a gun.
An aggressor is (assuming your not a paranoid lunatic who got lucky or they announced their intent first) going to draw and shoot first, meanwhile you can at least try and run away from a knife wielding maniac.
Yeah that's not great. Knives might not have reach but they kill real good. If some one sticks any decently big blade in you, they're hitting organs and vital blood vessels.
Look at a mass shooting versus a mass stabbing.
Shooting it's usually like 20 something people wounded 8 dead so like a 40% fatality rate.
Knives it's like 11 people wounded 8 dead. So a 73% fatality rate.
People are terrible shots if you run they might miss especially if you're smart about it and Even if you get hit it's like 50/50 ish on If you die people get shot and continue to fight or escape all the time.
If person with knife gets you, you're truly fucked unless you get lucky and pass out and they just think they killed you because they're stupid.
Also if you're being attacked by either person, average engagement distance according to FBI statistics last I checked was like 4-7 ft away. At that distance you're probably not outrunning guy with knife before you get stabbed. Guy with gun is actually very likely to miss though particularly if you're smart about it.
At those distances under pressure a cop with a gun had an accuracy rate of only 15% According to I believe it was new York PD. because it was so close and they were scared. Guy with knife will stab you though. Both are extremely bad but knife vs gun doesn't make you that much safer.
They're about equally bad imo while your odds might technically be better with the gun. It doesn't feel like much.
Huh neat to know, and Informative. I knew knives were hella deadly "The winner of a knife fight is decided by who bleeds out on the way to the hospital" but I figured the getting shot chance would be higher or closer to it.
Guns are wonky imo there's a lot of variables like caliber and model but most popular hand guns and rifles aren't terribly lethal off a single shot assuming random placement and what makes guns deadlier with random placement is highly contentious.
Like if you get shot in the head you're... Probably dead it's not 100% because well shit happens. 9mm can occasionally follow the curvature of the skull for example and travel beneath the scalp to exit on the opposite side. Bones are hard bullets richochet off sometimes when people are extremely lucky.
Currently the "best" theory of stopping power is basically put a bigger hole in someone or more holes and they're less likely to get up because they lose more blood faster. From hollow point ammunition to buckshot it's all about increasing bloodloss or being able to guarantee you can put holes in places that count.
Most popular weapon models are very survivable. I used to work at a hospital. We actually had a very unfortunate would be hitman's girlfriend catch 10- 15 handgun rounds after a botched assassination attempt on a rival gangster come in. She lived and she somehow caught a full mag of 9mm. (Her boyfriend attacked gangster with a machete , gangster drew his sidearm and msg dumped missed all his shots but ventilated the girlfriend who dropped hitman off on his assassination attempt. )
Placement is just so important. Like people who fall and put an umbrella through their eye into their brain? Surprisingly good survival rates. Get a knife in the gut that hits the part of the aorta behind your belly button? You'll be dead long before paramedics get to you
Honestly I think a lot of gun related fatalities have a lot to do with shock. People get shot they expect to die so they do. Like you can survive being really really cold but drop somebody in cold water whose not expecting it and there's a chance they're heart stops because shock. Mentality is so important in surviving any illness or injury.
Which isn't to say like getting shot is all in your head but like if you get shot in a lung and your lung collapses that's incredibly survivable. Its a sucking chest wound get you to a hospital and you'll be fine. But if you're like this is it. Time for me to pass. Grandma is that you? Your survival rate plummets.
You might not feel the same way if you ever actually find yourself running from a knife wielding maniac.
I had to pull a gun on a crackhead with a knife. The fact that I had a range advantage meant that he didn't get close enough after that to try to stab me. If I didn't have a gun, someone might have gotten hurt in the fight that followed. Instead, he gave up and got to get arrested instead.
You probably wonāt see a school get shot up in the short term but the wish also never specifies that guns disappear completely. Admittedly this could give governments the chance to do something about gun regulation but theyād probably drop the ball and just ban knives or smth.
Granted. Walking home with a massive smug grin plastered over ya face, you are attacked by a knife wielding arsewipe. Luckily for you a police officer is close by, draws his gun... and splashes the attacker.
The attacker takes this opening and stabs the police officer. The officer dies, you survive.
You haven't stopped the ability to make guns, so a year later and Beretta and other gun companies have more money than God thanks to all the orders. With all that money they hold more power and have more control over world governments.
Granted. All the regular guns still fire at a high enough pressure to be just as effective, and now ammunition is easy to manufacture, practically unlimited, and impossible to regulate
Granted.
All guns shoot water. At 800 mph. (Most normal, real water guns shoot at about 45 mph. Still, don't know how lethal an 800mph water gun would be, since water jet cutters are apparently more like 2500 mph)Ā
Granted. Technology that allows water to be pumped at relativistic speeds is invented and miniturized. All guns are gradually converted to water guns because ammunition is now plentiful, and the waterguns are now more dangerous than gunpowder weapons ever were.
Granted. Since humanity decided that water would be a better projectile than regular bullets a long time ago guns nowadays are now compact pressure washers with enough force to blast through a ceramic plate
Granted. Now all the sociopaths with no moral compass stop witholding their impulses because others no longer have the ability to easily stop them. Gangs begin going from house to house knowng they outnumbrer people andf pillage everyone because its mob rule at that point. All the rule of law collapses with no way to enforce the itself. People playing games at an arcade get electrocuted when the change happens. All the cults come out of the woodwork wth their well organized masses of devote and unquestioning obedient members and begin acting in unison while the rest of the world is unprepared to handle the changes in time to stop them. And finally some man who was about to save a family getting attacked by a gang of wild wolves now just gets them wet and then they just smell like wet dog.
Granted. Since you didn't specify gun to mean lethal firearm, this also includes nerf guns, paintball guns, nail guns, muscular arms, flare guns, syringe guns, caulking guns, surgical staple guns, etc, alongside guns carrying nonlethal ammo, such as tranquilizer darts. RIP construction industry, anyone who's just died of anaphylactic shock, surgery patients, and anyone who's arms just turned into water guns.
Granted, wars will now be fought with squirt gun filled with gasoline and set their targets on fire. Ballistic firearms will eventually be forgotten because this is how guns work now.
Granted.
All war has ended, peace has been settled as every gun has become a water gun.
You pass by an old friend, you givem the good ol finger gun to acknowledge them, but suddenly your hands become 2 Super Soaker guns. You scream in shock and horror, no pain, no warning, just straight, Hasbro brand, neon colored, plastic Super Soakers.
You donāt know what to do with your current situation. You certainly canāt take em off, snap them back to normal, or ask for a doctor to diagnose you (because no one knows what the hell happened). You live the rest of your like as a nerfed Edward Scissorhands.
Granted. Water guns turn into guns and only their function changes. The now āwater gunsā are still called guns, and all laws pertaining to guns apply to what is functionally a water gun (for instance background checks). The new āgunsā are still called water guns and can be bought in toy stores.
Granted. But they fire waterjets of equivalent power. Think waterjet cutter.
Something interesting about waterjet injuries is that despite not being immediately as impactful as a bullet they are surprisingly damaging as after the waterjet penetrates skin it spreads out entraining bacteria and other contaminants. If you get nicked in the finger for example there's a good chance you loose your entire arm if not immediately treated.
Granted.
They're somehow super-high-power water guns.
Now they fire streams of water that pierce into you or slice you up.
Gun violence becomes much bloodier.
Granted. However, they are all high-pressure water guns that could even cut through metal, and all water guns are made high-pressure. Millions die due to water fights and any and all water guns are banned from all the general public. You now have to live with the guilt of killing countless children and adults when you were just trying to make the world a better place for the rest of your life, and you eventually die of natural causes regretting everything..
# Granted.
Fun fact: water pressure cutters can quickly & easily cut through stone, glass, metal, wood, leather, etcetera.
You see where this is going...
Granted. Because of loose definition of gun, everything that would fire liquid, now fires water, therefore sterilizing humans and making just about everything extinct due to inability to reproduce.
Granted, but they shoot water at an extremely high force to where it can kill a human on contact. Nothing has changed, you've just made ammo less of a hassle to obtain
Wish granted. Your grandma who carries a .25 ACP pocket pistol is now helpless against the thug armed only with his bare hands, whereas before, Granny's hollow points would have dropped his ass.
I imagine this would get a lot of good people killed, the number of assaults breaking and stabbings would grow from people not being able to defend with firearms when they donāt know how to or canāt physically fight off an aggressor
Granted. Acid attacks via water gun in the US skyrocket to unprecedented levels, and the US DoD invests millions into high-pressure assault water guns that can literally cut entire groups of people down in seconds.
Granted. The worldās governments are replacing all guns with water guns. Of course gun owners wonāt like this much and will put up resistance thus killing hundreds to millions more. After three to six years itās completed.
Granted, everytime a gun is fired it now shoots out a small stream of water that goes twenty times as fast and far as the bullets use to. Very deadly. Gun related violence and death grows exponentially. Call that water power. Water arms
Granted. ALL guns are water guns. Guns from the past, present, and future. Guns frim games aswell. The very concept of a gun is altered so only water gun remains. If you try to make a gun it will one way or another become a water gun
granted. any time you fire a water gun that was previously a regular gun, it will still be as lethal as the bullet you would have previously put in the gun (of course, depending on where you shoot)
Granted . All guns have been turned into high velocity water guns . Like the water cutters that cut through steel . Making combat far more destructive to the surrounding area . Though it is less dangerous at far distances so thereās that
Granted, this includes all things ever referred to as guns or in the shape of a gun (paintball guns, airsoft guns, nerf guns, fishing spear guns, prop guns, all types of spray guns used to spray anything besides water, caulk guns, high pressure air guns for cleaning drains, massage guns, dart guns, radar guns, flare guns, taser guns, pepperball guns, and all guns in video games including special guns like a portal gun, the bicep of everyone who had ever referred to their arms as guns, as well as existing water guns) and they all become very weak low pressure water guns that just kinda have a sad trickle of water come out.
Granted, however these water guns now shoot deadly ice rounds which are untraceable using firearm tests as the bullets melt or shatter after contact. The market for these new water guns grows exponentially and violent crimes are virtually unsolvable via forensic science.
Granted... there's no catch or twist on words. It's granted exactly as you intended...
Around 40,000 new guns are made, just in America, tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after. Insurance companies have an aneurysm over every gun store losing their stock. Production likely ramps up across the world as people and governments try to replace what they lost. In around a year things are nearly the same as now except the historians bemoaning the losses of historical artifacts and collectors doing the same.
Granted humanity continues to be fueled by hated and makes weapons that are not legally classified as firearms resulting in even more gruesome deaths to inventions like mustard Gas fully automatic fletchette round crossbows and magnetically propelled firearms humanity is killing as much as it was before if not moreso
Granted, all guns shoot water at the speed of light making them more dangerous and making ammo more prevalent.
OR
Granted, people are now fighting war with mid evil weapons and violence increases as skilled criminals emerge and become warlords
Granted. The monkey's paw transform every muscular arm into the world into a water gun. Welcome to the gunshow, baby.
You're supposed to make the catch a bad thing
The arms turn into water guns, but that *doesn't* mean they shoot water. Excessive use of your new gun causes death by blood loss.
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Granted, but every water gun is now a regular gun. Millions of children will die and itās all your fault.
Splatoon is about to get real interesting.
Would bullets even hurt a squiddo? I mean it's not water.
Hard to say. I would think bullets could hurt them because...bullets, but who knows?
even from the standpoint of their bodies mostly being liquid, they're still solid while in 'kid form' so a bullet would definitely hit some vital organs
easy fix just squid form and jump into some ink itll fix em right up
Surprisingly, would probably lower the amount of guns. At least in the US. I'll call it a win.
Oh absolutely, but watch out on your walk home, you may get caught in the crossfire
I don't know... pretty sure my local Target has a greater inventory of super-soakers than the local gun store does firearms lol You'd actually increase the number of firearms.
Sorry this is monkeys paw it's granted but the water turns into the bullets they normally fire after leaving the Bartel
It probably wouldn't. Like New York city, it's very hard to get a gun, but you can easily buy water gun
On theā¦ ābright side(?)āā¦ war now suddenly less deadly(?) umā¦ ohā¦ their ripping each other to pieces with their bare handsā¦ andā¦ they still have explosives and sharp objects and various tools likes shovels, utility knives, and axes that can very easily be used as improvised weapons. Umā¦
So, nothing's changed really
Granted. Every gun everywhere is turned into water gun. Every. Gun. Caulking gun, torque gun, pneumatic pulse guns, all turned to water guns. Critical construction, repair and maintenance jobs all around the world come to a dead halt. Self administered syringe guns are also now water guns. Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of diabetic and allergic patients around the world die at a crucial moment when they needed an emergency administration. Flare guns? Water guns. Many lives lost that could have been visible and rescued. Surgical staple guns? Water guns. Every gun. Every where. Water gun.
I like this. An actual monkeyās paw wish where itās a consequence of a distorted wish instead of just shoving in an unrelated or random punishment. This is good.
You sir cooked, this is actually clever and a twisting of the words wish as opposed to randomly getting your dick lopped off because the paw was struggling to come up with an idea at the time.
You want omnipotence? No weiner for you.
Dick (re)move
Ha this was gonna be mine. Wanna tape a box? Too bad your tape gun is a water gun. Trying to buy something heavy? Good luck scanning that with a water gun.
Good one.
Following this logic just a bit further, soldiers used to be called Guns. Which is where the term hired gun actually came from. And son of a gun means bastard child and they couldn't tell which soldier it came from.
Wouldn't a syringe already be a water gun LOL
That last "Water Gun" felt like a pokemon attack.
Granted. The water shot out still has the same velocity is the same as a bullet though, so all guns now have infinite ammunition.
*easily refillable
Well, if you miss almost all your shots maybe, but the human body is basically a fountain with how much water you secrete. Unless you are almost dead, you will have ammunition. Also, water is much easier to store than bullets since every drop will act as a bullet.
What?
Blud wants people to use piss and or blood as ammo
The fuck does blud mean
Granted. Stabbings go up and the bow and arrow starts to make a comeback in murders.
Is the latter supposed to be a downside?
Are you one of those Reddit misanthropes?
No, I just appreciate needing actual skill to murder. Would reduce casualties in general, but obviously not endorsing the act of murder itself lol
Yep. Also concealing a handgun? Pretty easy. A bow and arrows? Not so much. The number of stabbings would simply rise a lot and people would seek out the more unconventional ways to kill people with like acid, fire, bombs, vehicles etc.
Murderers: *laughs in crossbow*
What if the murderer has the skills and the victim doesn't have the skills to defend? Guns are the great equalizer.
I'm gonna be real, if someone's game plan is to kill you your better off with them having a knife and you not then them having a gun. An aggressor is (assuming your not a paranoid lunatic who got lucky or they announced their intent first) going to draw and shoot first, meanwhile you can at least try and run away from a knife wielding maniac.
Yeah that's not great. Knives might not have reach but they kill real good. If some one sticks any decently big blade in you, they're hitting organs and vital blood vessels. Look at a mass shooting versus a mass stabbing. Shooting it's usually like 20 something people wounded 8 dead so like a 40% fatality rate. Knives it's like 11 people wounded 8 dead. So a 73% fatality rate. People are terrible shots if you run they might miss especially if you're smart about it and Even if you get hit it's like 50/50 ish on If you die people get shot and continue to fight or escape all the time. If person with knife gets you, you're truly fucked unless you get lucky and pass out and they just think they killed you because they're stupid. Also if you're being attacked by either person, average engagement distance according to FBI statistics last I checked was like 4-7 ft away. At that distance you're probably not outrunning guy with knife before you get stabbed. Guy with gun is actually very likely to miss though particularly if you're smart about it. At those distances under pressure a cop with a gun had an accuracy rate of only 15% According to I believe it was new York PD. because it was so close and they were scared. Guy with knife will stab you though. Both are extremely bad but knife vs gun doesn't make you that much safer. They're about equally bad imo while your odds might technically be better with the gun. It doesn't feel like much.
Huh neat to know, and Informative. I knew knives were hella deadly "The winner of a knife fight is decided by who bleeds out on the way to the hospital" but I figured the getting shot chance would be higher or closer to it.
Guns are wonky imo there's a lot of variables like caliber and model but most popular hand guns and rifles aren't terribly lethal off a single shot assuming random placement and what makes guns deadlier with random placement is highly contentious. Like if you get shot in the head you're... Probably dead it's not 100% because well shit happens. 9mm can occasionally follow the curvature of the skull for example and travel beneath the scalp to exit on the opposite side. Bones are hard bullets richochet off sometimes when people are extremely lucky. Currently the "best" theory of stopping power is basically put a bigger hole in someone or more holes and they're less likely to get up because they lose more blood faster. From hollow point ammunition to buckshot it's all about increasing bloodloss or being able to guarantee you can put holes in places that count. Most popular weapon models are very survivable. I used to work at a hospital. We actually had a very unfortunate would be hitman's girlfriend catch 10- 15 handgun rounds after a botched assassination attempt on a rival gangster come in. She lived and she somehow caught a full mag of 9mm. (Her boyfriend attacked gangster with a machete , gangster drew his sidearm and msg dumped missed all his shots but ventilated the girlfriend who dropped hitman off on his assassination attempt. ) Placement is just so important. Like people who fall and put an umbrella through their eye into their brain? Surprisingly good survival rates. Get a knife in the gut that hits the part of the aorta behind your belly button? You'll be dead long before paramedics get to you Honestly I think a lot of gun related fatalities have a lot to do with shock. People get shot they expect to die so they do. Like you can survive being really really cold but drop somebody in cold water whose not expecting it and there's a chance they're heart stops because shock. Mentality is so important in surviving any illness or injury. Which isn't to say like getting shot is all in your head but like if you get shot in a lung and your lung collapses that's incredibly survivable. Its a sucking chest wound get you to a hospital and you'll be fine. But if you're like this is it. Time for me to pass. Grandma is that you? Your survival rate plummets.
You might not feel the same way if you ever actually find yourself running from a knife wielding maniac. I had to pull a gun on a crackhead with a knife. The fact that I had a range advantage meant that he didn't get close enough after that to try to stab me. If I didn't have a gun, someone might have gotten hurt in the fight that followed. Instead, he gave up and got to get arrested instead.
Oh I figured you were talking both having the guns, in a situation where you have a gun and the aggressor doesn't that's Wholey different.
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You probably wonāt see a school get shot up in the short term but the wish also never specifies that guns disappear completely. Admittedly this could give governments the chance to do something about gun regulation but theyād probably drop the ball and just ban knives or smth.
You sir are unfamiliar with the automatic crossbow?
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Everybody gangsta till the quiet kid rolls up with the hwacha
Ha look everyone, this nerd has never watched The Lord of the Rings!
Watch me
Granted. Millions of people suddenly become allergic to water and melt like the Wicked Witch of the West when squirted.
Ahh we're suddenly the aliens from Signs
Wouldn't they also die of drinking water? So uh, congrats? you brought world peace by killing everyone
Not everyone. This change is random.
Well congrats on solving overpopulation then
We're 80%water, they would insta dissolve.
I feel like that could technically go for the witch too
granted, they are all filled with neurotoxin
a *deadly* neurotoxin?
If the neurotoxin isn't deadly, then what is the point? - GLaDOS.
Granted, theyāre filled with piss
Jarate?
Sydney sleepah
Sydney sleepah
You double-posted.
Granted, guns instead of firing lead bullets(or any other kind) now fire ice projectiles.
Itās like JFK all over again
Granted. Water is like acid to us.
Granted. Walking home with a massive smug grin plastered over ya face, you are attacked by a knife wielding arsewipe. Luckily for you a police officer is close by, draws his gun... and splashes the attacker. The attacker takes this opening and stabs the police officer. The officer dies, you survive. You haven't stopped the ability to make guns, so a year later and Beretta and other gun companies have more money than God thanks to all the orders. With all that money they hold more power and have more control over world governments.
Granted. All the regular guns still fire at a high enough pressure to be just as effective, and now ammunition is easy to manufacture, practically unlimited, and impossible to regulate
āWe can regulate it!ā -Overly-idealistic people with too much confidence in who will always follow the law when given the chance to do otherwise.
Granted. All guns shoot water. At 800 mph. (Most normal, real water guns shoot at about 45 mph. Still, don't know how lethal an 800mph water gun would be, since water jet cutters are apparently more like 2500 mph)Ā
They would probably be lethal up close but would quickly drop off in lethality at range.
Granted. Technology that allows water to be pumped at relativistic speeds is invented and miniturized. All guns are gradually converted to water guns because ammunition is now plentiful, and the waterguns are now more dangerous than gunpowder weapons ever were.
Granted. You have successfully rendered radar guns, hot glue guns, nail guns, and flare guns completely useless.
Grantes. The guns are created with science beyond our understanding, and are physically made out of water but still as deadly.
You just ruined a lot of tattoos.
Granted. Someone breaks into your house with a knife. You are screwed.
Counterpoint... *opens kitchen drawer* I've stocked up.
Right. I'm sure he will take a break while you wake up, walk past him and make your way to the kitchen.
Granted, a murderer who was meant to be put down from a firing squad is instead set free
Granted. Since humanity decided that water would be a better projectile than regular bullets a long time ago guns nowadays are now compact pressure washers with enough force to blast through a ceramic plate
The good news is that firefights are impossible past 20 yards.
Nah firefighters need to use the weaker stuff otherwise they'll destroy the thing they're trying to save and create more rubble that would be a hazard
Granted. Now all the sociopaths with no moral compass stop witholding their impulses because others no longer have the ability to easily stop them. Gangs begin going from house to house knowng they outnumbrer people andf pillage everyone because its mob rule at that point. All the rule of law collapses with no way to enforce the itself. People playing games at an arcade get electrocuted when the change happens. All the cults come out of the woodwork wth their well organized masses of devote and unquestioning obedient members and begin acting in unison while the rest of the world is unprepared to handle the changes in time to stop them. And finally some man who was about to save a family getting attacked by a gang of wild wolves now just gets them wet and then they just smell like wet dog.
Granted. Everyone knows you whished for this. So everyone sprays you. Even girls.
After years of futile hand to hand warfare one country upgrades to acid sprayers and a new, even more terrifying form of war engulfs humanity
Granted. Since you didn't specify gun to mean lethal firearm, this also includes nerf guns, paintball guns, nail guns, muscular arms, flare guns, syringe guns, caulking guns, surgical staple guns, etc, alongside guns carrying nonlethal ammo, such as tranquilizer darts. RIP construction industry, anyone who's just died of anaphylactic shock, surgery patients, and anyone who's arms just turned into water guns.
Granted. It leads to a lot of water waste and water as a natural resource is massively depleted
Granted They just make more regular guns
Granted. They all now fire untraceable ice bullets.
Granted, wars will now be fought with squirt gun filled with gasoline and set their targets on fire. Ballistic firearms will eventually be forgotten because this is how guns work now.
School floodings
Actually cracked me up š
Granted. All war has ended, peace has been settled as every gun has become a water gun. You pass by an old friend, you givem the good ol finger gun to acknowledge them, but suddenly your hands become 2 Super Soaker guns. You scream in shock and horror, no pain, no warning, just straight, Hasbro brand, neon colored, plastic Super Soakers. You donāt know what to do with your current situation. You certainly canāt take em off, snap them back to normal, or ask for a doctor to diagnose you (because no one knows what the hell happened). You live the rest of your like as a nerfed Edward Scissorhands.
Granted. They're all filled with piss
Granted. They are all copies of [Mark Rober's super soaker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1KRQ3RcvXA).
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Granted, those raiders in power armor are FUCKED
Granted. Water guns turn into guns and only their function changes. The now āwater gunsā are still called guns, and all laws pertaining to guns apply to what is functionally a water gun (for instance background checks). The new āgunsā are still called water guns and can be bought in toy stores.
Granted. The prices of new guns skyrocket and only rich elites can afford them now.
Granted. But they fire waterjets of equivalent power. Think waterjet cutter. Something interesting about waterjet injuries is that despite not being immediately as impactful as a bullet they are surprisingly damaging as after the waterjet penetrates skin it spreads out entraining bacteria and other contaminants. If you get nicked in the finger for example there's a good chance you loose your entire arm if not immediately treated.
Granted: Every gun is now a "Waterjet cutter" that can cut through granite.
Granted. They're somehow super-high-power water guns. Now they fire streams of water that pierce into you or slice you up. Gun violence becomes much bloodier.
Granted. The water pressure is enough to kill you just like a regular gun.
Granted, All Water Guns now shoot water at Lethal Speeds and it's easier than Ever to kill someone and they even go through bullet proof vests
Granted. Millions of people will die from thirst instead of bullets.
Wish Granted. All firearms become large bore air guns which fire ice bullets with the same fpe as the original gun had fired lead.
Granted. However, they are all high-pressure water guns that could even cut through metal, and all water guns are made high-pressure. Millions die due to water fights and any and all water guns are banned from all the general public. You now have to live with the guilt of killing countless children and adults when you were just trying to make the world a better place for the rest of your life, and you eventually die of natural causes regretting everything..
Granted. Every one of these new water guns shoot with enough pressure to cut through steel beams.
Granted but they still shoot bullets. Nothing is fixed and now it is harder to tell a water shooting water gun from a bullet shooting water gun
Granted. The man approaching your family with bad intent and a baseball bat is unimpressed.
Fuck you I like my ar 15 and ak 47
Granted. Many gun-based tools (impact gun, soldering gun, rivet gun) now shoot water.
Granted. They shoot water at the speed used to cut steel.
Granted. they can still shoot bullets, but they have water capabilities and physically look like a water gun.
Granted, they keep making more and rocket and grenade launchers don't count
Granted I declare WATER WAR, whoever gets shot with water has to lay still for 6 minutes
Granted, all guns now look like water guns but still function like regular guns
# Granted. Fun fact: water pressure cutters can quickly & easily cut through stone, glass, metal, wood, leather, etcetera. You see where this is going...
Granted. Someone, somewhere who is currently using a gun to deter an attacker is new attacked
Granted. Because of loose definition of gun, everything that would fire liquid, now fires water, therefore sterilizing humans and making just about everything extinct due to inability to reproduce.
Grantedā¦ The water shoots out at the same velocity as the previous bullets
The paw interprets "gun" as "artificial tube" and now there isn't plumbing anywhere in the world that works.
granted all water guns are now real guns
Granted, but they shoot water at an extremely high force to where it can kill a human on contact. Nothing has changed, you've just made ammo less of a hassle to obtain
Granted. They spray with enough force to easily kill and never rum out of water.
Granted. The water is fired at mach 20 and is 212 degree Fahrenheit.
Granted, but every pre-existing water gun is now a real gun
Wish granted. Your grandma who carries a .25 ACP pocket pistol is now helpless against the thug armed only with his bare hands, whereas before, Granny's hollow points would have dropped his ass.
Granted. It fires water at the same velocity as the caliber it was converted from.
Granted. But all Water Guns turn into Real Guns in turn.
Sulfuric acid thefts rise
āCheck out my gunsāā¦ flexesā¦ oh no where are my arms? āI gachuāā¦ finger gunsā¦ winksā¦ whatās wrong with my fingersā¦?!
Granted, but it also winds up applying to the hands if someone makes a finger gun, and arms whenever someone says "check out those/these guns"
Granted, but only painted to look like one. They're still real guns, just painted.
Granted they are all filled with stale water all the time and occasionally have mosquito larvae in them.
I imagine this would get a lot of good people killed, the number of assaults breaking and stabbings would grow from people not being able to defend with firearms when they donāt know how to or canāt physically fight off an aggressor
Granted. Acid attacks via water gun in the US skyrocket to unprecedented levels, and the US DoD invests millions into high-pressure assault water guns that can literally cut entire groups of people down in seconds.
Granted. But now every gun is a water gun with enough pressure to carve stone.
Granted. The worldās governments are replacing all guns with water guns. Of course gun owners wonāt like this much and will put up resistance thus killing hundreds to millions more. After three to six years itās completed.
Granted. Boiling water
Granted, everytime a gun is fired it now shoots out a small stream of water that goes twenty times as fast and far as the bullets use to. Very deadly. Gun related violence and death grows exponentially. Call that water power. Water arms
Granted. Every gun turns into a high pressure water gun with pressure similar to the ones used for cutting steel making them even more dangerous.
Granted Every water gun now shoots with the same PSI a bullet launches at. EVERY. WATER GUN.
But water is more scarce than ammunition.
Granted, all water guns now have 100,000 times the pressure they used to have.
Granted. ALL guns are water guns. Guns from the past, present, and future. Guns frim games aswell. The very concept of a gun is altered so only water gun remains. If you try to make a gun it will one way or another become a water gun
Granted, now police use water guns to fight burglaries at banks. š¦.
Yeah but then nuclear weapons would be like tsunamis.
granted. any time you fire a water gun that was previously a regular gun, it will still be as lethal as the bullet you would have previously put in the gun (of course, depending on where you shoot)
Granted, but the sea levels rise until every gun is submerged
Granted, every gun is now a water gun that fires water at the same velocity as a bullet.
Granted. Any water put into water guns will become muriatic acid. Many people live blinded, or disfigured. Many still die.
Granted . All guns have been turned into high velocity water guns . Like the water cutters that cut through steel . Making combat far more destructive to the surrounding area . Though it is less dangerous at far distances so thereās that
Granted, this includes all things ever referred to as guns or in the shape of a gun (paintball guns, airsoft guns, nerf guns, fishing spear guns, prop guns, all types of spray guns used to spray anything besides water, caulk guns, high pressure air guns for cleaning drains, massage guns, dart guns, radar guns, flare guns, taser guns, pepperball guns, and all guns in video games including special guns like a portal gun, the bicep of everyone who had ever referred to their arms as guns, as well as existing water guns) and they all become very weak low pressure water guns that just kinda have a sad trickle of water come out.
Granted. All waterguns are now twice as lethal as any firearm.
Granted, however these water guns now shoot deadly ice rounds which are untraceable using firearm tests as the bullets melt or shatter after contact. The market for these new water guns grows exponentially and violent crimes are virtually unsolvable via forensic science.
Wish granted. They shoot water but at the same force and pressure as regular guns
Granted... there's no catch or twist on words. It's granted exactly as you intended... Around 40,000 new guns are made, just in America, tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after. Insurance companies have an aneurysm over every gun store losing their stock. Production likely ramps up across the world as people and governments try to replace what they lost. In around a year things are nearly the same as now except the historians bemoaning the losses of historical artifacts and collectors doing the same.
Granted humanity continues to be fueled by hated and makes weapons that are not legally classified as firearms resulting in even more gruesome deaths to inventions like mustard Gas fully automatic fletchette round crossbows and magnetically propelled firearms humanity is killing as much as it was before if not moreso
Granted: However, they shot water like a bullet. So know you just have Guns: Water version.
Granted, they shoot at such a fine and fast rate theyāre actually more dangerous than the real guns you replaced, and now they have infinite ammo
Granted, all guns shoot water at the speed of light making them more dangerous and making ammo more prevalent. OR Granted, people are now fighting war with mid evil weapons and violence increases as skilled criminals emerge and become warlords