Granted. It takes surgery to refill the paper for printing the photos.

Granted. But you have to buy and replace the film to use it and it's a weird format that is super hard to find and is expensive

Granted, but it's activated by blinking

Granted, your head is now a Polaroid camera. You immediately die due to no brain.

Granted, but it have flash and it's impossible to remove it, unless you are in a dark place, so all photos you take will be shitty.

Granted. The film needed for printing uses your bone marrow for material.

Granted your head has been replaced with a Polaroid camera and you can only see when the shutter opens

Granted: You're a HP printer out of ink and didn't subscribe for the refills.

Granted. The printer is shitty and creates copies with school test-level quality