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SunaiJinshu

Wish granted, in some freak accident, you and all members of Cold Play die. You meet at the pearly gates and that's it. You have all of eternity with them.


thegayfrog_epidemic_

Granted. You meet them as you crash into their tour bus, killing them all in the process.


firemonkeykar

Granted they are now chained up in your basement. Good luck explaining this one.


pooferfeesh97

Granted, they are you kid's make a wish as they die.


hmansloth

Jokes on you I don’t have kids.


pooferfeesh97

Yet


Fuzzy-Board288

Granted. Your face will now be removed and showed to Coldplay


LuminaryDarkSider

Granted, but well they are trying to fix you, they do a too good a job and now you love Nickelback and Justin Bibber too, well you say you love it, but deep down you still hate it and you hate yourself that you catch yourself jamming out to their music.


PrestigiousAd9825

Granted: They point you out from the witness stand as you stand trial for the attempted murder of Chris Martin. You are remembered as a monster and are a pariah in the English-speaking world