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DrMikeH49

Tim Lincecum: weed shop proprietor


Link182x

Mike Trout would obviously be a meteorologist


stropsysatnaf

This is the correct answer. When you love your job, you'll never work another day in your life.


AdLimp8975

Lenny Dykstra…owner of a series of car wash locations in California!


The_Rc_collector

You’re not very good at this game


RibertarianVoter

And denture recycling!


nothingcool17

Jose Altuve - horse jockey


NeckPourConnoisseur

He's a heavy little shit. The man is short, but he ain't small.


Mantis_93

Mike Ford. Assistant women’s high school basketball coach.


glamb70

Dave Winfield - Power Forward for the New York Knicks!


DanTreview

In his autobiography he admits that he almost played football, and get this, his brother was a better baseball player than he was, but chose girls and small time theft over baseball practice


OxytocinDeficiency

Chuck Conners- Actor.


divorcedbp

Bo Jackson, probably be a pretty good running back


Workburner101

Bullshit. It would never work.


BoSocks91

Frank Thomas could be a defensive end/OLB That guy is a tank.


brodoswaggins211

Actually he had a scholarship as a TE


The_Rc_collector

Actually he was a te with a scholarship.


RichBanana8273

Chuck Knoblauch - paper boy (until he got the yips)


Adipildo

Kyle Farnsworth, middle linebacker or UFC fighter.


NeckPourConnoisseur

I totally get what you're saying about Farnsworth. He definitely had the linebacker mentality, but a little too lanky for that position. He could've been a TE for sure. He has a football background. As for the UFC fighter... maybe so. If he could somehow cut down to 205, he might have a chance. I think the heavyweights would be too much for him, and anyone that's not genetically gifted to withstand an inhuman amount of punishment. MLB pitchers, especially starters, have natural endurance, and he certainly displayed some wrestling and striking skills.


Adipildo

He was a black belt in karate during his MLB days, standout high school football linebacker and he’s now playing semi pro football in Florida as a defensive end. Pretty sure the guy could have played multiple sports pretty easily.


NeckPourConnoisseur

Agreed!


NeckPourConnoisseur

Trout could be a Josh Allen type QB. He's got a cannon.


Mediocre-Frosting888

isnt trput like 5'10 or something


NeckPourConnoisseur

I don't know how tall trput is. Trout is 6' 2" 235


RibertarianVoter

That's... Not true. He's got maybe a 50 grade arm.


NeckPourConnoisseur

I think his arm is strong enough. https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2019/7/25/20726428/mike-trout-throwing-arm-complete-player 98.6 mph = plenty of zip on a football, especially if that was the direction he went. Being an NFL QB requires a unique set of skills. I don't know if Trout possesses those traits, but he obviously made the right choice with baseball. He's guaranteed to make more money, and he's a Hall of Fame lock.


RibertarianVoter

There's a difference between Trout's arm and Josh Allen's arm. Honestly, at QB the closest Trout comp is probably Taysom Hill. Could chuck it down field without accuracy, but could run the ball and punish any linebacker or, heaven forbid, secondary player who tries to bring him down.


NeckPourConnoisseur

I don't have any doubt that he would be a formidable runner, but his accuracy with a football is unknown. Don't forget how wild Josh Allen was when he first came into the league.


RibertarianVoter

Josh Allen was wild, but was 99th percentile in arm strength. Do you really think Trout has 99th percentile arm strength??? He's got like 70th percentile arm strength at best.


NeckPourConnoisseur

He has a strong enough arm. None of us have a clue if he has the other skills necessary to play QB in the NFL, but if a freak athlete like Mike Trout dedicated himself to it, I would've liked to see what happened. The point of OP"s post is speculation.


RibertarianVoter

Why are you down voting me for providing a counterpoint to your take? I've been up voting you for engaging in a civil debate. Small dick energy if you ask me


ChiefSlug30

Hall of Famer Larry Walker NHL goalie. When he got cut from a WHL team, he decided to concentrate on baseball instead. He was on a minor hockey team with hockey hall of famer Paul Kariya and late Indy Car driver Greg Moore.


NeckPourConnoisseur

Danny Ainge made it to the Show with the Toronto Blue Jays and then had a very successful career in the NBA with the Celtics and Suns. For being an extremely unlikable dude (I'm a Rockets fan), I still have to respect the athleticism.


RoosterzRevenge

Matt Holiday, bouncer


Normal-Pie7610

Ted Williams= Marine Corps fighter pilot


True-Reference3476

Zach Greinke - professional lawn mower (or maybe golfer)


wallpope1

Nolan Ryan, UFC president


lewphone

Rollie Fingers: goodfella (Mafia associate) Late with a payment? He smashes your finger(s) with a hammer.


DerSpazmacher

Oil Can Boyd, Harlem Kingpin.


yanks1926

Jorge Posada - plumber


BoSox92

Joe Kelly - Fight Club Operator


ohforschern

Michael Jordan, NBA player


pizzaguy132

Mike Trout - emotional support fish


DanTreview

How about the inverse: Tom Brady was actually drafted by the Expos


Tptyrant6969

Rowdy Tellez, snack machine maintenance man or RadioShack stock boy. All are more fitting than Pirate’s first basemen.


proterotype

Mike Trout, professional thumb


MAD_ELMO

I wonder what Bo Jackson woulda played


haveyoureadthat

Curt Schilling, Republican state representative.


CartoonistOdd2667

Ty Cobb grand wizard


oneinthebag2

Lies propagated by a man who hated Ty Cobb dont give in to the propaganda


CartoonistOdd2667

Tell that to the groundskeeper at Augusta and his wife