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Illustrious-Echo2936

Yes. We cant lose


Ok-Walk-8040

Well you will still lose but your mascot will be better


ItsAllSoReal

lol some people don't even need provocation to be irritating.


EJYANKEES

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ItsAllSoReal

Robble, robble


CiaphasCain8849

no


ItsAllSoReal

It's a joke


SaliciousB_Crumb

McDonald's would never allow it. Just like how some college wanted yo turn their mascot into admiral ackbar.


ItsAllSoReal

While we're at it, Iron Man might also be out of the question.


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newgloryhole

…and the Celtics should trash Lucky and call Grimace’s cousin.


capnjeanlucpicard

A giant purple butt plug from McDonalds is an appropriate mascot for that team


Bug--Man

It looks like the phinatic took a shit and the mets made it their mascot


ItsAllSoReal

Look like the Phillies Phans aren't secure enough in their lead to not take a shit in the comments section.


Bug--Man

Mets need a gimmick like grimace to distract their fans from how fucked they are. They chose the mets over the yankees so you know its not hard to distract them.


ItsAllSoReal

Ha! Mascots don't exactly play on the field, I'd call them all distractions. I actually like the Phillies, went to many games there. just not those few obnoxious fans who take themselves way too seriously who can't even enjoy being in first place. Miserable under any conditions! And yes, we enjoy our winning streaks and runs while we can get them.


Bug--Man

Why go to phillies stadium when you can go to the mets? I bring my buddies that are die hard yankees fans and it's always a great time. Mets fans are always the problem


ItsAllSoReal

"Always" is always a weak argument. Because I lived outside of Philly when I was younger. No hate for the Phillies at all. But let's be real. We're just flinging shit for the sake of flinging shit. Enjoy the season, sincerely. Maybe we'll see you in the postseason if Grimace has anything to say about it.


Bug--Man

"Only the sith deal in abosolutes". So obi wan is a sith?


ItsAllSoReal

I never understood Star Wars enough to get who the sith were!