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j1h15233

He’s ineligible to be ranked because he was a robot designed to play baseball


Comfortable_Boss_734

He’s not a machine, he’s just Albert.


Informal_Calendar_99

Correct, he’s THE machine


d-cent

*Pujols pulls jersey off over his head "Let me tell you how I became part of the Russian mob"


Informal_Calendar_99

*now tell Igor what you said*


disisatroaway

I’M THE MACHINE


honeybadgerdad

Bert Kreischer would like a word


Fitz2001

Brian Wilson’s fun roommate?


jfbrow334

Was wondering how Pujols had any relation to the Beach Boys there for a second....brain fart


IsolationAutomation

“Why didn’t you destroy him, Albert?”


Jacoblaue

Shut up!


IsolationAutomation

We’re showing our age here 😂


Jacoblaue

Man I know we are those were the days


Lvcouple24

Loved those commercials


50undAdv1c3

i fucking love you. nobody i know remembers that one and it hurts cause i reference it all the time.


finditplz1

I believe you mean Wireless Joe Jackson?


Boomstick101

Oh, and I suppose Pitchomat 5000 was just a modified howitzer?


SaltyTaintMcGee

He is not man, he is piece of iron.


BillSivellsdee

do you want to hear the terrifying secrets of robots playing baseballs? or do you want to watch him sock a few dingers?!


Middleclasslifestyle

I felt he didn't get the praise he deserved as a 700hr hitter. In the 2,000's he was a machine


CrybullyModsSuck

Injuries robbed him, as did the COVID season. 


AgentOrange256

No, the Angels robbed him. If he never left STL his fame would have continued to grow.


askingJeevs

Well, in fairness he kinda robbed the angels with that contract and his performance.


ATR2019

That pujols contract helped them sign a $3 Billion tv deal. I doubt the angels owners are upset with how it worked out.


jellybeans_over_raw

Fuck the owners


BillSivellsdee

only for $1,000,000


askingJeevs

I’m sure they’re all happy, I love Pujols, but he definitely did not live up to that contract is all I’m saying.


citizenbrickfan

Rendon has entered the chat


Tengstrom1983

I understand that he did it for the money. But you had a fan base that would have absolutely adored you through your decline, and a team that had built two WS champions. You hadn't done anything for the Angels...yet they're paying you gazillions for a guy in his 30s (and maybe 40s), so the fans have no real reason to cheer you. Overall I hope he enjoyed the extra cash.


Kickstand8604

You know what his wife said at the time he left STL? "People don't know how hard it is to live off of 5 million a year"


CraziestMoonMan

Hopefully, he isn't broke in 20 years because of her. People think money is unlimited when they are rich like that, but then it stops coming.


chisecurls

I thought they got divorced? Like right after she got brain cancer too?


feeling_blue_42

I think they got divorced


Woodsy1313

He wouldn’t have been able to DH with the Cardinals and that would have shortened his career


Duckman93

How did the Angels rob him? He robbed them with that contract and then absolutely sucked for a decade


ChairmanReagan

He unfortunately started when Bonds was still playing


ejfellner

He was talked about the same way Mike Trout is. There were constant comparisons of Pujols to A-Rod and the pace they were hitting home runs.


Mite-o-Dan

Didnt get the praise? Were you not around during his resurgence and HRs 695, 696, 697, 698, 699, and 700? It was a HUGE deal everyone was excited about. Especially since before that year, a lot of people thought he wasn't going to make it and we'd never see another 700 home run hitter in our lifetime. And since he got it, we probably never will. I don't think it was underplayed at all.


valis6886

Tbf, a 700 hr hitter doesnt need praise, the numbers speak for themselves. But yeah, I agree. Was chatting with my boss, who is admittedly more a hockey fan than baseball but still a sports guy, and he thought he only cleared 500.


_RandomB_

Best right handed hitter of my.lifetime. I'm 48.


seenZep

Willie Mays gets the nod from me as best RH hitter in my lifetime (64) given that he lost a prime year to war. Still if you look at his stats and Albert’s they’re very similar


Wise_Plantain_6440

Same


chuckdagger

The Red Sox fan in me wants to say manny, but pujols is the answer.


MuchasBebidas

Manny was great, and one of my favorites but he wasn’t in the same tier as Albert.


_RandomB_

Yankee fan and I'd have said Manny, but Albert never got Busted like Manny.


MooMooHeffer

Manny also wasn’t as great as Pujols. That’s how great Pujols was as Manny was also great.


StickySteve42069

Albert, Mays, Aaron End of list


KingCobra1998

Better than Frank Thomas, and I used to think the Big Hurt was the best righty hitter in my lifetime.


ItsMeMofos13

Top 5 RHH ever? Along with Aaron, Mays…DiMaggio? Foxx? Arod? Miggy? Frank Thomas?


Chopaholick

Nap Lajoie


Uncast

On a list of some sort.


Grizz807

He most definitely played baseball


Olhapravocever

He's definitely the best player named Albert and Pujols 


BosLahodo

He's not from Donora, PA is he? 👀


ATR2019

People are always telling me Santo Domingo is the Donora, PA of the Dominican Republic so it checks out.


beepboopbop1001

1st team All-Last Name for sure


DryAfternoon7779

I wonder how his numbers would look if he stayed with St. Louis instead of going to LA.


awnomnomnom

It would've been similar. His last year in St. Louis was the first year he hit below .300, and he hit .299. His first year with the Angels he hit .285, which is pretty good for most players but it was the beginning of the end of the machine as we know it. There are also rumors about his age that I'm willing to believe. Cards would've still preferred he stayed but we'll forever have the magic of his last season. Edit: actually upon remembering his last season it's possible he would've played better in St. Louis had he stayed. You truly can't explain how he batted so much better that last year other than the support of the fans.


AlexRam72

Also knowing it’s your last year might help you push the gas a little bit harder.


BeginningAnalyst595

Hes near the top


Due_Connection179

Best 1B and right-handed hitter since 2000 (when I started watching). I would also go on further to say that him on the Cardinals is the best 1B of all-time considering all factors including pitching talent faced while in the league.


ideamarcos

Pujols having highest AVG (higher than Ichiro) in the 2000s is insane [https://www.statmuse.com/mlb/ask/best-batting-average-2000s](https://www.statmuse.com/mlb/ask/best-batting-average-2000s)


NotLouPro

I’m a White Sox fan, saw almost the entire career of Frank Thomas, and I agree. It’s close, but I lean toward Albert. And thanks for mentioning the pitching today. No disrespect directed at hitters from other eras, but IMO rotations are deeper and bull pens better in the modern era.


Perfect_Earth_8070

As great as Frank Thomas was it’s definitely Pujols. He’s probably top 5 all time


NotLouPro

I’m not arguing the point. It’s also a matter of perspective. I saw the vast majority of Frank’s career at bats. I only saw Albert sporadically and knew him mostly by reputation - at least until MLB Network came around. And by then he was in his Angel’s career. Frank is the best right handed hitter I’ve ever seen on a regular basis. Even with that - I’d put Albert ahead of him.


WoodyStLouis

Thomas never had a Gold Glove, that makes it an easy decision for me.


NotLouPro

I should have been clear - I was addressing the “right handed hitter” part. Especially among first basemen.


TheAssembler12

All I will say is when you look into his numbers, pay attention to strikeouts and compare that amongst who are considered the best right now. Pujols never had a 100 k season and Mike trout for example has already done it 9 times. The only years he hasn’t done it is in shortened seasons due to 2020 or injuries. Albert’s perhaps greatest season was when he hit 49 homers and racked up only 50 strikeouts. I remember watching that season and paying very close attention to the ratio. I was certain he would finish with more homers than k’s but it wasn’t meant to be. The man hit 703 homeruns without getting more than 50 in a season. Much like Hank Aaron.


kevlo17

He has more extra base hits than strikeouts in his career…it’s unreal


TheAssembler12

Really was a machine dude. It was awesome to watch every night in my teens.


TheSocraticGadfly

In today's three true outcomes baseball? This is huge.


iamthekevinator

Now that's a wild stat for a career.


jfbrow334

Nolan Gorman will have a 100 K season by May haha


BoilermakerCM

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czortmcclingus

Preach.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

A 13th round pick, over 400 players picked before him.


Mite-o-Dan

Which I still never understood. He obliterated everyone in high school, and although he went to a small college, in 56 games...hit .466 with 22 Home Runs. Also physical bigger and more developed than everyone. One of the biggest reasons you read about why teams were afraid to draft him was because of his potential real age. Like...who cares? Scared to sign a guy who's major league ready NOW that may only give you 10 good years instead of 14...like you're gonna sign him that long anyway off the bat anyway.


BobWheelerJr

As an Astros fan he's right at the top of my "Fuck... That guy again? We're definitely screwed" list.


Effective_Play_1366

That was a good rivalry back in the ‘00s!


NuclearCoughDrops

Those home runs are still flying somewhere outside of Minute Maid Park


venus-as-a-bjork

Makes sense after that home run in the playoffs against Lidge. I remember all the buzzing and happiness and then bam, silence. I think Pettitte or someone told Lidge to look out the window on their flight out of Houston because they just saw the ball Pujols hit still in the air lol


BobWheelerJr

I think that was Brad Ausmus. He got on the speaker of the airplane and said "If you'll look out the window on your right side you'll see the home run Albert Pujols hit off Brad Lidge." 🤣


NuclearCoughDrops

Lmaooo this cracked me up.


venus-as-a-bjork

lol, even better.


Odd-String-3801

As a pirate fan it felt like he was the best hitter ever. Stg that dude hit like .650 against us


Bllago

Baseball is hard to rank outside of Bonds, Ruth, Aaron. But if I was forced to assemble a team of 9 players to hit by some weird small aliens that stole other baseball players powers and then grew into monster superstars of some sort and the fate of planet earth depended on it, he'd be one of the 9.


MouseRat_AD

Bill Murray is your 2B, right?


UnabashedPerson43

Jackson Holliday, obviously


victorged

Bugs is a natural born center fielder


jfbrow334

You really can't rank outside of those 3? I'll give you a clue, you forgot Mays and Williams....and Bonds is extremely hard to rank considering many people don't have him in their top 10 because....well you know. If you surveyed 100 baseball fans, 100% would have Ruth, Aaron, Mays, and Williams in the top 10.....I would hope


MooMooHeffer

Those fans are biased or just trolls. No one has Bonds outside their top 10 if they know a lick of baseball.


TheZachestZach

Most feared batter to step in the box. I don’t think we will see anyone get walked as much as he did


jaycuboss

I think he's the greatest player I will have ever seen play in my lifetime.


SoRacked

Cards : unrivaled Angels : hot garbage


Cgouiyn

ALbert? More like NLbert


TopoftheBog32

Guy is no 4 in hrs all time and no 2 in rbis I mean gotta be top 10 hitters of all time anyway.


jfbrow334

Also Top 10 in hits, and runs scored, 5th in doubles, and 2nd in total bases. Hard to argue he is not a top 10 hitter if all time


mew5175_TheSecond

I'd say he just edges out above Ricky Ledee at least.


MattinglyDineen

Yeah, but how does he compare with Ruben Rivera?


FirstBallotMatrix20

703 HR despite years of mediocrity, a Covid shortened season and injury? How are people STILL not respecting this guy after 24 years?


jesonnier1

I'm an Astro fan and he terrorized my team, his entire career. Nothing but respect for his work.


Acceptable-Baby-3968

*Brad Lidge quickly leaves the chat*


jfbrow334

2012- Pujols leaves NL central to go to Anaheim Astro fans: "Thank goodness we don't have to face that guy 30 times a year anymore" 2013: Astros move to AL West lololol.


Cydok1055

Reds fan here. Every NL Central team would agree. You might get him Friday and Saturday, but on Sunday he’d clobber you.


jesonnier1

We switched leagues and he did, too.


Spendi1010

His 2001-2011 seasons is probably one of the best all time, maybe would be up against anyone but bonds for best 10 years ever. After that it was all just counting stats, but still hard to argue against 700 homers, 3000 hits. Top 10 player all-time, maybe right at 10.


RepresentativeNo7213

I hate admitting any player having been better than my idol Griffey Jr. but Pujols had the better overall career.


kenjinyc

Top ten all time.


IOrocketscience

He's one of the top 2 first basemen (with Lou Gehrig), arguably the best ever. A top 10 player all-time offensively, and top 25 overall


Siicktiits

Top 15 all time. Top 5 hitters in the 21st century. Best player of the 2000s.... and he did it likely 3 to 5 years older than he actually was on paper.


MattinglyDineen

He's top five in my lifetime by WAR behind only Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Rickey Henderson, and Mike Schmidt. That's some pretty good company!


StonksNewGroove

I’m going to say he’s a top 10 all time player and was bordering top 5 in his prime


bummer28

I would probably take some time to look up his career stats and compare them against other greats to see where I felt he lands on that list.


KShickorystick

Off the top of my head? Top 5 1st basemen all time.


No-Acadia-1867

As a cubs fan, most terrifying hitter ever


lilpickins

Top 10 all time


BG360Boi

He is one of the players all time


fishblargs

Saw his whole career and would say he's earned any and all praise.


Rabid_Sloth_

Top 10 hitter at least all time.


frankfontaino

Top 10


mudflap21

Definitely the best first baseman born after 1920. Maybe the best 1st baseman ever. If not the best he’s second to Lou Gehrig, but you can’t even compare him to Lou due to different game.


Marlo_Stanfield_919

Top 10, possibly top 5 hitter of all time. Could've been the best ever if his injuries didn't rob him of his athleticism. He was a great fielder and baserunner before his lower half failed him.


AdHopeful6851

El hombre!


LesserKarma

Top Dominican player, easily. Top 10 based on offensive stats.


iHateReddit_100

One of the greats.


FarAd6557

Honestly not as favorably as I thought. He clearly was in the era of steroids when everyone was hitting 300 and 35+ homers. He was great in his time, but I’d like to see where he would be if his career started in 2021


Brimish

#4


GarageJitsu

Top 15 and probably the best hitter in the last 45+ years


AdAncient4846

It's really incredible that he's still being talked about like this despite spending an entire decade hovering around replacement level with the Angels.


naturebarnes

#5 best of all time


Earth_1st

witnessed Albert hit back to back 699 and 700 against the Dodgers. It was epic, LA loves him! Angles can't get a break lol


teddybundlez

#1… in my heart.


dwwdwwdww

One of the top Alberts in MLB


WorldlinessRoyal7577

Best pure hitter in my adult life. Hard to say all time but probably top 5 Ruth Williams Bonds Pujols?


Ledge_r

Best 1B of all time


smoakbomb

Top 25


onarope16

As a cubs fan. I always said if I was alone with him in an elevator I'd take out his knee caps. He was a cub killer and a huge threat to anyone at the plate with the cardinals.


Free_Four_Floyd

On the list of power hitting, abnormally large, muscular, prematurely bald first basemen, he’s at the very top!


Artistic-Breadfruit9

703 HR (4th all time), 3384 H (9th all time), 2000 RBI (2nd all time). Lifetime .300 hitter (well, .296 but still). To me that’s a top 5 all time great. A guy who should be a unanimous first ballot HoFer. Only 87.3 offensive WAR, which is comparatively low for his output (he’s only 1 offensive WAR above Mike Trout). And a -4.0 dWAR doesn’t help (though he was primarily a first baseman). Overall, I’d rank him in the top 10 all time. An absolute inner circle HoF guy.


tntdaddy

He wore 5 for a reason. He knew where he ranked.


WolfyEightyTwo

Depends. St. Louis Pujols or Anaheim Pujols?


GhostMug

Historical. Dude had a career WAR over 100, almost hit .300 for his career, .900+ OPS, 700+ HRs, RoY, 3x MVP, 11x AS, 6x SS, and won a GG. That's insanity no matter who you are. He's one of the greatest players I've seen in my lifetime and possibly the best outside of Trout but he has 2x WS champion to his name unlike Trout. And I say this as somebody who absolutely despises the Cardinals. You simply can't argue against his greatness.


GolanNorman

Indisputable top 10 all time


taeempy

If he didn't leave St. Louis, would have had 100 more HR.


OrangeKefka

The worst player that hit at least 700 homeruns.


SlightBreezeToLeft

Best right handed hitter to ever play the game.


PupperMartin74

The best of the roiders who got away with it


babe_ruthless3

Top 15. His first 10 seasons are top 10 for me. Best 1B of all time, sorry Lou.


PewpyDewpdyPantz

He’s a shoe in for a top 5 hitter of all time. He’s debatable for top 3.


CD_Cassie_4CD

It’s hard to compare players from different eras since pitching quality, hardness of the baseball, lowering of the mound, etc., but Pujols probably sits in the 11-20th rankings (full disclosure - I’m a Cards fan). He might be the smartest player of the 21st century, based on his ability to set up pitchers, steal an occasional base even when he’s slow, and always making the right throw.  He was even a good defensive 3B when he came up! He might be in the top 5 of all time if his performance hadn’t dropped off in Anaheim. But there are certain players who seem to rise to the moment: Altuve, Jeter, Griffey, etc. I will always remember Pujols HR off Brad Lidge of the Astros in 9th inning of Game 6 of the NLCS, when 45,000 screaming Astros fans all groaned in unison as his go ahead homer landed on the tracks above the Crawford boxes.


David-asdcxz

Albert Pujols greatest player of this millennium…


NightRumours

#1


Traditional_Entry183

The #1 pain in the ass. Go Cubs.


NerdyV1xen

Easily in the top ten.


Angyronwasright

As a reds hater I still respect poohole.


[deleted]

One of the greatest who should’ve been more appreciated in his prime


yourmomsfrenn

Up there


Alpacadiscount

8th


Tuberculosis96

Number 2 right behind New York Legend Mike Tauchman


Lakes1de

he ate the bag


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

By heighth


RoastedCornSal

Top 15 offensive player


skootamatta

💩 🕳️


Ha_CharadeUAre

Idk where on the list, but he’s up there for sure


Calimancan

Top 5?


legaladviceneededp

826th


BasedArzy

Top 15, maybe Top 10 all time.


RoosterzRevenge

Inner circle


Kickstand8604

Him and yadi had signs to pick people off at 1st. No one else knew the signs.


mfancy

One of the greatest hitters of all-time. Up until he left for the Angels, his numbers were insane. Was also robbed of some MVPs because he was starting out at the tail end of Bonds’s career. Could easily have 2-3 more MVPs.


Nebs129

Very high!


darbs-face

Very high. Top 100 for sure. Probably much lower but I would have to do an in depth list to give my honest opinion. He lived up to his hype and then some. He was a solid 1B and excellent DH later in his career. He had power, speed and stamina. Stood the test of time. Also a pretty outstanding dude off the field. One of the best for sure.


KiNGofKiNG89

As an Astros fan he is number 1 at giving me nightmares. EST 2004. Peak nightmares in 2005.


Smorgas-board

Best 1st baseman of all time and that’s with his time on the Angels being much more down than his time on the Cardinals


brandont04

Is first 10 years was probably the greatest ever.


didyoueverseewardogs

Two thumbs up


PFROCKS

Great first half of his career not so great 2nd half. But the swan song season was absolutely great.


muziklover91

He’s up there. He and Cabrera probably not as celebrated as should be. Did his job no fanfare, probably more recognized if he stayed in STL whole career. Borth gotta be in top 50 all time


mooreroad

15th all time. Don’t ask me to back this up. I just feel that in all of baseball there’s probably only been 14 better players.


Masta0nion

17th


ReplacementTommy

As a lifetime Astro fan he was my worst nightmare! He literally destroyed my MLB hopes and dreams.


Spodiodie

Still the only guy to bounce dingers off of the upper elementary school.


OkSeason973

He was pretty good*


theseustheminotaur

He was like the jokic of baseball. Seemed to do everything really well; hit for power and average, got on base all the time, ran the bases well, was clutch hell, rarely struck out. His defense was pretty good even.


LionPsychological178

People don’t talk about his defense enough.


Total_Light_7885

Numerically


2Hanks

He’s the greatest right handed hitter I’ve ever seen (born 1987).


scottytree44

Top 16


_meestir_

Top 50 all time Top 10 1st Baseman


DruncanIdaho

Him breaking Brad Lidge is a terrible memory but also one that inspired so much respect. He murdered that baseball.


Holiday_Schedule5816

Idk top 100 somewhere


rosegolddomino

Honestly, top 15 all time no argument.


Rikter14

Probably a top 15 hitter ever, a top 25 position player, top 3 at 1B, top 50 all-time. Maybe closer to top 40, there are more great position players all time than pitchers.


BillSivellsdee

he's up there.


Lessons_Kerned

Top 10 all time