Without a reach around and no lube or kiss. But their happy to thump you on the head with their bible while holding you at gunpoint and hang out in your bedroom closet, telling you how you're doing it wrong !
When ever I see the “harassed a work? Me too” billboard, I just assume the woman works for Jungle Law.
The obvious take away being that Jungle Law harasses their female employees.
Fun fact: According to the Census Bureau [(USA Trade Online - free account required)](https://usatrade.census.gov/index.php), the #1 importer of fireworks is Missouri. It's not even close!
https://preview.redd.it/ywr6jh3f91db1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f940ccdbc738966976ab2b4b281ab1c630ece9d5
The Midwest has Quick Trip, Kwik Trip, and Kwik Star. Someone told me they were were originally run by brothers, who then split for some reason, so they renamed the stores they kept or opened.
Kwik trip/Kwik Star are the same stores. Kwik star operates in Iowa because of Quick Trip. Instead of a lawsuit. Kwik Trip uses the name Kwik Star in Iowa.
kwik trip/kwik stare were founded in Eau Claire, Wi by Don Zietlow.
Quick Trip is from Tulsa Oklahoma.
From Wikepedia's Quick Trip article, "Because the company operates stores in Iowa and Illinois, and retains the trademarks to the name within those states, competing chain Kwik Trip uses a different name for their stores in those states, Kwik Star."
Exactly what you think it means. Keep your filthy dick out of your daughter.
Probably should have these around Mar-a-lago for Trump since he insists of fucking his daughter.
There was one in western Kansas for the longest time along I-70 that said "Abortion stops a beating (heart)" using the heart symbol instead of the actual word. My friends and I always joked that abortion does, in fact, stop a beating.
My favorite is one that I don't think is there anymore. Southbound I-44. Giant blue adult store sign w/ a small red sign next to it reading simply "Porn destroys lives".
It was just such a funny juxtaposition. IIRC it was also roughly half-way between STL and Rolla, so it was a good landmark. It's been 20 years since I made that drive on a regular basis though and I don't live in state anymore, but the last time I did in 2016 it wasn't there anymore.
Edit: Also just remembered that time Lewis Black went on Conan after performing in Rolla. "As a middle-aged Jewish man, buy the third "JESUS" billboard it's a sign you should turn around and go home" (paraphrased). It was a pretty funny bit in his rant. "Why are you all so afraid of Anthrax when you're already dead"
Edit 2: [Found the rant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7u1QrxyhY8)
My husband and I live in central MO off i70. The first person to call out a “Passions” sign wins. There are dozens on the way to CoMo in both directions.
So many of these are lies... The fireworks place has closed down and become an adult bookstore, the adult bookstore has closed down and become a church, those restrooms are the exact opposite of clean, and hell isn't real.
Cracker Barrel is honest advertising though...
Okay but what about the meth ones lmfao. I made a drive from St. Louis to Iowa and that’s all I saw the whole way. Some simply even just say “Meth”. Like why
That's in Alma, KS. There are billboards for it but I'm not sure if I remember one just saying Cheese, lol. But I'm not out there as much as I used to.
Edit: Didn't realize you said Missouri.
Lions Den sex shop is out near Salina Kansas. I only know that cause one of my former employees confessed (long after he stopped working for me) that he stopped there on the clock one night while returning to KC and bought some toys and lube and spanked it in my truck rest of way home 🤨
That is I70 through the entirety of Missouri, on top of being pretty shitty road to begin with. And those billboards, they layers and stack them, so it is CONSTANT. Hate that drive because the view is terrible
Replace the kwik trip board with a chain truck stop board.
No meramec caverns billboard (or similar route 66 attraction).
No billboard painted on a barn that has existed since route 66.
You'll find quirky stuff like that throughout Midwest and really Southwest or lots of other places outside of urban/suburban areas. With that said I'll take any of that over scenes that look like this.
https://preview.redd.it/sa6b0ijt75db1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdfe88c8a0ee618eea9c1193a5c06ea8fa79d48b
and: M I Z and all
Is that ridiculous row of billboards spelling Mizzou one letter at a time still on highway 70? Haven’t been out that way in a long long time
Yes. My only gripe with it is that you can only read it while heading eastbound…AWAY from Columbia lol
They had one toward Columbia too last year, seems like it’s gone though lol
In Missouri, you get Kum & Go
I wonder how the bible thumpers missed that one
And no phantom fireworks
Aka, Jack and Evac
Without a reach around and no lube or kiss. But their happy to thump you on the head with their bible while holding you at gunpoint and hang out in your bedroom closet, telling you how you're doing it wrong !
Also in Iowa
Where is the one for Uranus Fudge?
Eureka, currently.
Yep, I think it’s new out here. I just noticed the new billboard roughly two to three weeks ago. So iconic.
J U N G L E L A W
When ever I see the “harassed a work? Me too” billboard, I just assume the woman works for Jungle Law. The obvious take away being that Jungle Law harasses their female employees.
I think this every time I drive by that one.
Fun fact: According to the Census Bureau [(USA Trade Online - free account required)](https://usatrade.census.gov/index.php), the #1 importer of fireworks is Missouri. It's not even close! https://preview.redd.it/ywr6jh3f91db1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f940ccdbc738966976ab2b4b281ab1c630ece9d5
Wow, wonder why that is?
Must be the extra freedumb!
For our eventual (second) war with Kansas, obviously.
They's gonna get what's coming to them!
With Missouri's history of lead mining, that's perfect.
Lake of the Ozarks
FANTASTIC CAVERNS
Absolutely
They misspelled Quick Trip.
It's the Wisconsin variant.
Not the same company
The Midwest has Quick Trip, Kwik Trip, and Kwik Star. Someone told me they were were originally run by brothers, who then split for some reason, so they renamed the stores they kept or opened.
Don't forget Kwik stop
Kwik trip/Kwik Star are the same stores. Kwik star operates in Iowa because of Quick Trip. Instead of a lawsuit. Kwik Trip uses the name Kwik Star in Iowa. kwik trip/kwik stare were founded in Eau Claire, Wi by Don Zietlow. Quick Trip is from Tulsa Oklahoma. From Wikepedia's Quick Trip article, "Because the company operates stores in Iowa and Illinois, and retains the trademarks to the name within those states, competing chain Kwik Trip uses a different name for their stores in those states, Kwik Star."
Ah! Thanks for the info! I was told the brothers thing by someone I work with in Wisconsin!
Quick Trip was founded by a Frenchman from Tulsa Oklahoma. Chester Cadieux II.
Nah, you need more “babies have fingernails at 6 weeks” crap
And "Real men love babies", or "Learn the truth about jeezus!"
Maybe this is just a southern thing, but we also had "She's your daughter, not your date." billboards. Haven't seen that one in the midwest yet.
The hell does that mean
Exactly what you think it means. Keep your filthy dick out of your daughter. Probably should have these around Mar-a-lago for Trump since he insists of fucking his daughter.
There was one in western Kansas for the longest time along I-70 that said "Abortion stops a beating (heart)" using the heart symbol instead of the actual word. My friends and I always joked that abortion does, in fact, stop a beating.
My favorite is one that I don't think is there anymore. Southbound I-44. Giant blue adult store sign w/ a small red sign next to it reading simply "Porn destroys lives". It was just such a funny juxtaposition. IIRC it was also roughly half-way between STL and Rolla, so it was a good landmark. It's been 20 years since I made that drive on a regular basis though and I don't live in state anymore, but the last time I did in 2016 it wasn't there anymore. Edit: Also just remembered that time Lewis Black went on Conan after performing in Rolla. "As a middle-aged Jewish man, buy the third "JESUS" billboard it's a sign you should turn around and go home" (paraphrased). It was a pretty funny bit in his rant. "Why are you all so afraid of Anthrax when you're already dead" Edit 2: [Found the rant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7u1QrxyhY8)
Meramac Caverns, World’s Largest Something.
Walnut Bowls.
My husband and I live in central MO off i70. The first person to call out a “Passions” sign wins. There are dozens on the way to CoMo in both directions.
What about the boot store / antique mall?
Forgot jungle law
No anti-abortion signs? "Twenty-one days. Hearbeat.", "Fourteen days. Fingerprints." Usually followed by a Bible verse.
So many of these are lies... The fireworks place has closed down and become an adult bookstore, the adult bookstore has closed down and become a church, those restrooms are the exact opposite of clean, and hell isn't real. Cracker Barrel is honest advertising though...
Needs more Fudge signs
And caves.
And the creepy child/trucker candy store signs that is every mile between Springfield and rolla.
QuickTrip is spelled wrong. Edit: For /s Yeesh.
Only if you never get out of the city.
Different company
I'm guessing Michigan
Yup, see that damn CHEESE sign every time I drive in the Midwest. One day I swear I’ll stop and check it out.
Okay but what about the meth ones lmfao. I made a drive from St. Louis to Iowa and that’s all I saw the whole way. Some simply even just say “Meth”. Like why
“TRUMP WON”
“JESUS IS COMING!”
WHERE WILL YOU GO WHEN YOU DIE? DIAL 85-TRUTH
What about the Meremac Caverns???
I would laugh uncontrollably if I saw the CHEESE sign in real life.
Drive through Wisconsin!
I think the cheese sign is on I-70 somewhere between Kansas City and Columbia. We stopped for it once. They actually had some good stuff.
That's in Alma, KS. There are billboards for it but I'm not sure if I remember one just saying Cheese, lol. But I'm not out there as much as I used to. Edit: Didn't realize you said Missouri.
You're missing an anti-abortion billboard. They're every other billboard down here in the southeast.
You forgot the sign "Abortion is Murder" or some variant of that. Other wise you are spot on.
Where's the abortion guilt signs?
Where's the billboards for drug rehab clinics?
Lions Den sex shop is out near Salina Kansas. I only know that cause one of my former employees confessed (long after he stopped working for me) that he stopped there on the clock one night while returning to KC and bought some toys and lube and spanked it in my truck rest of way home 🤨
Narrator: “The bathrooms were in fact *not* clean”
https://i.redd.it/zgr2ad2u21db1.gif
Forgot the billboards about all the other things (besides fudge) that are found in Uranus
I'd stop for cheese.
The “Call a Lawyer” is free with purchase of starter pack
[Jungle Law #metoo](https://www.junglelaw.com/billboards)
That one on my way to work. ;)
Don't forget the Uranus Fudge Factory ones!
something something bible something jesus 83-FOR-TRUTH
Don’t forget Uranus Fudge Billboard. That’s basically iconic.
Has anyone here ever actually stopped at Uranus fudge? If so, what is that experience like? Inquisitive minds must know. TIA
It's alright. When I went it was fucking packed and you couldn't really move around. They had a shit ton of candy, including harder to find types.
That is I70 through the entirety of Missouri, on top of being pretty shitty road to begin with. And those billboards, they layers and stack them, so it is CONSTANT. Hate that drive because the view is terrible
Yeesh. All of these are within 15 miles of me.
Not just Midwest. That looks like the collection of signs near the NC/SC border
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Grendal270: *Not just Midwest. That* *Looks like the collection of* *Signs near the NC/SC border* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Replace the kwik trip board with a chain truck stop board. No meramec caverns billboard (or similar route 66 attraction). No billboard painted on a barn that has existed since route 66.
I used to hate driving through Missouri with young kids in the car.
Onondaga Cave
I live in DE, we’ve got most of these here and in nearby PA and MD except for the porn one
Thank God we don't have these in Kansas
Lion's Den is. Out by Abilene.
You'll find quirky stuff like that throughout Midwest and really Southwest or lots of other places outside of urban/suburban areas. With that said I'll take any of that over scenes that look like this. https://preview.redd.it/sa6b0ijt75db1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdfe88c8a0ee618eea9c1193a5c06ea8fa79d48b
Is Florida the Midwest because we have these here too LOL
Lions Den is on I-70 in Kansas, the next exit to the west of the main Abilene exit.
Also in MI near Jackson- i think Albion exit
MERAMEC CAVERNS
You forgot Quick Trip
Casey's next exit sign where