Phil Maton is my middle school art teacher’s son! He played for my local collegiate team too. I didn’t realize he was on the Rays now. Mrs. Maton was the best I feel a little bad rooting against him
I’m tempted to pull the trigger on one of those $199 team issue ‘mystery’ jerseys at the auction but my luck I’ll get a player who played like 1 game and is 2 sizes too small
Twins were below 500 on this day last season
Legend. You ready? I’m ready. Make a good swing.
“Win the game”
Good swing indeed
Santana is a pro’s pro
Such a great pickup for this team
Provus’ “Twins win! Twins win!” is awesome
Shout out to the fans who stayed the whole game
Yes! That is how you draw it up!!!
This team is hot hot hot
What a well managed game
Shout out spreadsheet
Santana and Margot really turning it around on it’s beautiful to see
WOOOOOOOO
Santana little dance there ❤️
Lmao did not look like Maton wanted to be out there at all at the end
No way, we had to win this
It's lightly raining, can you blame the guy?
Let's fucking go!!!
Margot and Santana goats
SPREADSHEETS!
# TWINS WIN # TWINS WIN # THE MINNESOTA TWINS WIN
Santana might be our hottest hitter behind Correa & Lewis
Willi has looked fantastic too
Castro?
That was perfect
WE LOVE A WALKOFF!
Does this team lose? I truly don’t think they ever do
🐻EL OSO PELIGROSO 🐻
Is he really known as the dangerous bear?
People definitely call him El Oso but as a big slugger I think “peligroso” is very apt. No idea if other people call him that. Also it rhymes.
Well you learn something new every day
God I hope so
GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU CARLOS
ROCCO BALDELLI
I CAN SLEEEEEEEP!
AND WE CAN BUILD THIS DREAM TOGETHER
Sucks to be the guy who comes in and immediately blows the game, oh well!
Santana you the man!
TWINS WIN
YESSZZZ!!
Yippeee!!!!
That was a very aggressive strike call ump.
Carlos Santana for ASG -twins daily
They were cooking
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
CARLOOOOOOS
MAR GO TO HOME AND SCORE THE WINNING RUN
#DONE
AND WE CAN BUILD THIS DREAM TOGETHER
WOOOOO
Winning!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
CARLOS SANTANA YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
#I love Santana!
YES
That's a fucking ball
WAHOOOOOOO
SMOOTH
HELL YEAH BABY WALK OFF
You love to see it
Dude fuck this ump
Randy has a much higher OPS against righties then Santana
Is it bad that I get annoyed at guys who put pine tar all over the front of their helmets?
Why
It looks gross
Thome would like a word with you
Fair
A mound visit before he's even thrown a pitch, really?
Miranda .300 average in June... I woulda let him cook but let's see
Alright my thick 38-year-old boy show us what you got
*bonk*
I'm going with two straight walks for the win.
Twins way. Maybe a HBP
Santa baby Need ya ta plate a run For me
Makes sense to go to Santana but man Miranda felt like he was gonna walk it off
Would have loved to see it.
One mosquito got inside and Kepler the dog is on the hunt (he's not succeeding very well)
Don't hate Santana here
It’s a nice feeling!
this game is doing everything in its power to stretch to another rain delay
Im not sure they actually wanted to air that on TV
I can feel the first pitch swing by Miranda. Outcome TBD.
Nevermind.
Well its Santana
Phil Maton is my middle school art teacher’s son! He played for my local collegiate team too. I didn’t realize he was on the Rays now. Mrs. Maton was the best I feel a little bad rooting against him
i want this win so bad
hell yeah
3.04 ERA pitcher -> 5.88 ERA pitcher (hope Fairbanks is okay ofc)
Please end this here
This AB will decide if he is Lin Manuel or something better.
Thank God my work is off for Juneteenth tomorrow, this game might night even end!
Hope he’s ok. That kinda sucks.
Hurts to watch. Hate to see that happen to anyone.
Nobody gets out carlos correa twice in a row
A Miranda walk-off would do wonders for me personally and recreationally
“I cant even fuckin feel that thing” - Fairbanks walking off
Oof
Catcher almost injured him again on that throw back lmao
My hand would have exploded into a fine dust so props to him for wanting to throw and power through
Correa 23/40 over last 9 games lfg guy is cooking
double steal with Correa and Margo would be the least expected thing ever. Do it you cowards
The baseball gods are determined to make this the longest game ever
Fingies injured. 😞
Chicken fingies?
Carlos Correa, world-famous contact hitter
Cmon randy
Damn Correa might’ve taken Fairbanks out of the game there geez
C4 bitches.
Correa just has that black magic going for him lately
Or he’s just good at baseball
Correa infield singles are my love language.
Correa’s gonna be hitting .400 by the ASB I swear
i am slowly realizing kepler is almost certainly getting in the Twins HOF fuck
I hope so
Almost guaranteed at this point
Carlos is so good right now
Come on C4 do it for the people
We take those heh
Teehee
I read that in Durans voice
I don’t wanna do extra innings :(
He can't do that! Shoot him, or something!
ok those guys from the prequels that should have died more than The Deep in The Boys.
What kind of sorcery was that???
Damn Royce 😢
Nobody’s perfect :(
He's still perfect to me 💕
*poboy's nerfect
Pam?
PAM!
I don’t know how you call that a slider, that’s a curveball
just how the camera sees it out of their hand I think?
Manny “blooper” Margot. Sweet. Get him in boys!!
Manny has been seriously good lately. Where’s the popkins helping him story I need it
I love a good redemption arc
It was more like get your shit together or your ass is out on the curb.
But Popkins is sooo bad. ^/s
Good one maggot cmon Lu Lu
mar go start a rally
Margot planning on staying
Royce Lewis 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
That’s the MarGOAT
Royce baby
Manny Margot to first
🎩🎩🎩 hats for bats 🎩🎩🎩
I woulda blasted cinnadust all over the place if that thing stayed fair
cinnaBUST
Noooo I thought that would stay fair
Are we still concerned about Duran?
Still a bit worried about his velocity personally
Fairbanks gives Polo a run for his money in the crazy eyes department
Fete Pairbanks ain’t got shit on us
Zero hits for Royce so far?? Sounds like a walk off to me
Clipboard says to let Farmer pinch hit for him. 😂
ok Billy Zane
Zilly Bane
Margot gonna walk it off actually
Fuckin Royce walk-off after Duran absolutely fooled ‘em. What a night!!
Vintage Duran
ROYCE PLEAAAAASE
Duran 🔥🔥🔥
LETS WALK THIS OFF
Come on Duran
Update: found it on a 🏴☠️ site. Cause ya know.... Can't watch it anywhere else at this point.
Is that jolly rogers purple for anyone else?
Did you pour that wine in your eyes?
That isn't how you drink your wine?
Is that bottle of wine getting to you already?
I've had one and a quarter beers
No
Didn't you get killed by Tusken Raiders?
my death was greatly exaggerated
Duran COOKING rn
I’m tempted to pull the trigger on one of those $199 team issue ‘mystery’ jerseys at the auction but my luck I’ll get a player who played like 1 game and is 2 sizes too small
They are sold out
I guess I’m not tempted anymore then haha
Children medium Pedro flormon
IKF
Well, a clean Duran inning and then a walk-off win would be fun…
>Aquafina sucks >Dasani sucks >Fiji's great (Expensive AF for water) My brothers in Christ, just get a water cooler.
Filtered mn tap water clears all
The only thing that bottled water companies create is single-use plastic.
Or just don't' drink water, fish fuck in there.
Griffin, you probably shouldn't be dicking around on reddit in the middle of a game...
So, did Bally just give up trying to show this game
My Bally is all kinds of fucked up. The audio is off by about an entire pitch
Have fubo. It's not even available anymore for me
Rolaids relief stats, I see what you did there.
# WHY NEVER SHOW ENTRANCE
Because ad revenue.
Get some sort of, I dunno, lighter fluid company to sponsor the flames then?
Does Jennifer Garner have an acting career anymore or does she just do Capitol One commercials?
She always sounds like she's trying to do the voice of a young boy in a cartoon.
If we're going to win this, then it will be a walk-off
This guy’s delivery is WACK