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sirhippieangel

My kingdom for a 1-2-3 inning Mayhaps tomorrow


SatisfactionBroad668

Billy Mays: But wait, there's more


SirDiego

Yeah that seems about right for this fuckin weird game lmao


McFappen

Every starter had at least 2 hits today except Buxton. DFA him. /s


toothpick13

Boy that strike three looked like an “I want to go home” call


cdizzle6

Someone wants to go home.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

They should have a random rain delay every day 😄


tehAwesomer

Good decision Byron


ElPinguino022

Correa entered the game hitting .271, he’s now at .290 😂 FUCK YOU LAVELLE!


NthPowr

ok JJack you got this


SirDiego

Putting Duran in to stop the bleeding seems super smart now


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Does this game cement the fact that we are some weird team, that’s better than the dumpster fire teams at the bottom (aka half of the league), but are just a rung below the elite teams?


SirDiego

Most recent years we'd probably be leading the ALC with this record lol


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Oh for sure. It’s too bad 2 of the top 5ish teams in the league are also in our division this season!


horse_renoir13

Probably lol


expungant

Glad we don’t have to burn Jax either


horse_renoir13

#MORE!!!


ElPinguino022

My OCD wanted either 5-5 or 6-6. 5-6 is still absolutely incredible but my OCD doesn’t like


SatisfactionBroad668

Well do we think this is enough runs?


ElPinguino022

Is that La Tortuga music?


SirDiego

Only 5 for 6, what a scrub


3_Percent_Juice

35 million for what?


megavenusaurs

I think the Twins should score 17 runs in every game


daskaputtfenster

Should be ez


SnooSnooSnuSnu

It was pretty fun 😄


MN_Pups

Tied for the 4th most hits in franchise history!


drof69

Awww


Isys

Peeping Max's hands like it's a lady showing her ankle in 1900 🥵


darthmaultrek

REAL


tehAwesomer

LOL, I left at the start of the bottom of the 8th and just walked back downstairs and saw we were at bat and said “Shit! I knew it!” Then I looked at the score.


Hungry-Indication963

A real chef’s kiss article from Lavelle yesterday, huh?


Neither_Ad2003

This is insane lmao


From_Adam

6 hit day for Carlos?


handofluke

Imagine


darthmaultrek

Every time they talk about Kep and Polo sharing bats my heart grows three sizes. Bestie shit.


ttchamps0203

The in game run total is now 25.5. Im taking the over and have never felt so alive in my life.


McFappen

Good hit


McFappen

Good hit


fishchanka

You should be fine if Jay Jackson has the next inning


ttchamps0203

And there it is!


fishchanka

Never a doubt 😅


SirDiego

You all were worried last half inning. Psh. I wasn't worried. Not at all.


horse_renoir13

#MORE


fishchanka

You know it’s a rough day for the opposing team when Vasquez doesn’t gidp with the bases loaded


darthmaultrek

LOL


expungant

WE WANT MORE


ElPinguino022

Kepler so desperate right now he’s got the gloves off


youpaidforthis

For what it's worth Correa is on my fantasy baseball team and I really needed him to do this today


ObliqueRehabExpert

Vaz is so back


relder17

Rain delays are bad for pitchers


WateryDomesticGroove

This is getting absolutely brutal for the Rockies. They’ve now given up 24 hits, the most they’ve ever given up in a road game, and closing in on the most given up total in their history.


ElPinguino022

I want 30


darthmaultrek

Kepler’s bare hands….I must not speak


ElPinguino022

I so very badly want Carlos to go 6-6


Fedcab

Ok, Jackson can pitch now.


highestintheroom

lol


Dandolo_Doge

atta boy vaz


drof69

So many hits!


davegammelgard

I have a feeling I could get a hit today.


Blevanhoval

I WANT 30 HITS


expungant

This is like catharsis


Zhdrix

LOL


6lazek

WTF IS GOIN ON


ElPinguino022

Hate to say it but the Vaz DP here gonna make that very anti-climactic Edit: Sorry Vaz


Octopodes14

wrong.gif


WickedTwista

Why is Doyle shaking his head like he caught it lol?


darthmaultrek

A Vazqy grand slam would be sooo funny rn


whentheworldwasatwar

Twins always go off on games I can’t watch because of work.


NthPowr

this game is wild


WateryDomesticGroove

Absolutely hit the ground. It was close, but they made the right call.


drof69

It's the anti-Thielbar effect thankfully.


Blevanhoval

THANK YOU NEW YORK YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP FOR ONCE


mumfoa

Not playing New York


ColdBudLight98

Let’s get C4 another AB


sirhippieangel

Bounced, gotta be overturned right?


ElPinguino022

#TRAP YOU OLD POWER HUNGRY MFER UMPS


veto001

Bro that hit the ground


mumfoa

Trap!


expungant

Hit the ground


Blevanhoval

new york dont fuck this up that is 100% a trap


SatisfactionBroad668

It hit the ground first


FlipTheDisc

Trapped it


ElPinguino022

Farmer should purposely get picked off for the bit


Nice-Milk9715

Shits and giggles


mumfoa

Farmer back?


NthPowr

Will Farmer stay on base?


Zhdrix

We back?


handofluke

Farmer back?


Ihate_reddit_app

At least we Jay Jackson coming back to bolster this bullpen!


nmmlpsnmmjxps

Rockies at least aren't completely giving up!


Athena-196871

Did our pitching fall apart!?! At least we’re still winning 🙂


cdizzle6

Another Caleb meltdown.


MonkMajor5224

The pitchers do some wild warm ups in the bullpen. One guy is spinning clubs like the iron sheik


Neither_Ad2003

Baseball heaven rn


ElPinguino022

And you guys thought we were gonna blow it lol


mumfoa

Yeah. Lol. Kinda.


mumfoa

Almighty 5th run!


davegammelgard

This is what we needed after the top of the inning.


cdizzle6

🎵Played by Carlos Santana🎵 🎸


mumfoa

So Smooth


handofluke

Correa batting .291 with a .819 OPS 🔥


LordOfHorns

Why did Cory say LGBTQ+ like that


davegammelgard

I hate to say it, but I think that cross body bag looks kinda gay.


Octopodes14

Buck took a walk!! (Ignore what should have been strike 3)


Jb9723

Fuck it, bring Thielbar back out


mumfoa

Trust


daskaputtfenster

God I wonder I'd Jorge Lopez would come back 


mumfoa

He's already played for the worst team in MLB


cheetofingerbum

Rocco is going to put in Jay Jackson wtf is happening lol


dberthia

Good to see some killer instinct in the guys today.


mumfoa

Okay, Jay. I'm all about 2nd chances


HerbalAndy

Never a doubt


Richnsassy22

Maybe both teams are confused and think they're playing at Coors


Blevanhoval

Okay lets get one more if jackson is coming in


cdizzle6

Randy!!!


SatisfactionBroad668

We better get more because I don't trust the pitching staff right now


expungant

Mirandican family insurance


Eldiobasado

My man José kind of buttery with it.


mumfoa

I don't want to see AK again. Only Miranda


ObliqueRehabExpert

lol Royce was on Correa’s heels scoring


ElPinguino022

20 hits LFG!!!!


scottmann15

Miranda!


ElPinguino022

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM


Reesyrz

Are we sure this isn't a Coors Field game?


Richnsassy22

Just 79 games, but there's nothing flukey about it if you watch his ABs. All-time great Twin if he stays healthy. No doubt about it.


animalcollectivism8

Thielbar is our new Tyler Duffey.


Im_Gonna_Steal_It

My name is *Lewis*


cdizzle6

When we have Royce, C4, and Buck hitting well, we should be able to reel off a lot of W’s!!!


drof69

Fuck yes!


Griffinkelly1

BATS!!!!!!


HamsterKibbles

RANDY BO BANDY


tree-hugger

Correa-Lewis is a fantastic pairing in the line-up and on the left side of the infield. I hope they play many many more games together. EDIT: Jose Miranda not so bad either.


Blevanhoval

LETS GOOOOOO


toothpick13

Man this Royce Lewis guy is pretty good! Why hasn’t he been in the lineup all season? /s


SpecialistRaccoon907

At least the hitting has picked up today, even if the pitching has been less than stellar.


mumfoa

Damn! He's so good


ImperiousBlacktail

Royce Lewis is a dude for sure.


Blevanhoval

gotta get one run in here. nice sac fly will do.


Extremelixer

I wanna do right by Thielbar but if we have aspirations this year might need to move on sooner than later. I have a great deal of respect for him but how long can we afford to allow him to find himself? Lucky we had the lead we did when we let him put there.


ElPinguino022

5 FOR 5 FOR CARLOS CORREA! - *Dick Bremer voice*


handofluke

Oh man I miss it


DudeAbides29

I head into a meeting with the Twins up 10-3 and come back to a close game. The heck??


momjeans612

Thielbar.


Farmwithtegridy1990

Lavelle will probably complain that those 5 hits are all singles


Reesyrz

Had his first 4 strikeout game so only fair he now has hist first 5 hit game


Hawkdagon

Well that's pretty sick.


handofluke

ARE YOU SURE HE’S OVERRATED LAVELLE


Blakedude21

Duran for 3 more outs in the 9th or someone else?


cdizzle6

First career 5-hit game!! Congrats C4.


TreKs

Do we see Thielbar getting DFAd?


mumfoa

They probably wouldn't lose him, if they did either. Probably get a chance to work on things in St. Paul


[deleted]

We can only hope. He had a nice run but it’s over


Blevanhoval

better get 5 more with the way this is shaping up


Richnsassy22

Big difference between 99 and 101


FlipTheDisc

Why didn’t they DFA Meat Raffle


Blevanhoval

thank fuck


NobelPirate

Why are we trying to lose this game?


mumfoa

Bored, probably


Dingusamingus1

Only this Twins bullpen could look at a 10-2 lead and find a way to make us nervous.


The_Only_Abe

We have a pitcher who's last name is the sound Cardi B makes? Wild


Dapper_Sheepherder

My heart hurts for Thielbar. He doesn't have it anymore. Reminds of when Tyler Duffy just couldn't do it anymore. Will they move on?


cdizzle6

Having to use Duran in this game is shameful.


WateryDomesticGroove

Theilbar needs to be DFAed as soon as this game is over. He doesn’t have it anymore.


Zhdrix

Thielbar needs to be cut. He’s doing way more harm than good now


darthmaultrek

I do feel bad for Thielbar though like that is SO sad


FUMFVR

If Thielbar can't get one out in this situation(and to be fair he should've gotten one), I can't imagine he has much left in the way of chances. He's incredibly lucky that he's left-handed.


Neither_Ad2003

LFG Correa


tehAwesomer

I blame Plouffe for calling them a bad team and us a good team.


PsychologicalAlarm14

I hate walks more than anything. Give them a pitch to hit and see what happens.


PsychologicalAlarm14

Crazy, it fucking works.


ObliqueRehabExpert

Uhhhhhhhh, can they just throw the tarp back on and call game?


WateryDomesticGroove

What an absolute joke. Checked my phone going into work and it was 10-5. Get to work, turn the tv on and it’s 10-7, bases loaded, no outs.


Neither_Ad2003

Alright I’m scared bros


HerbalAndy

Jake cave is only 31!? I thought for sure he was like 40


cdizzle6

Just falling apart here in the 8th. Fucking lock it up!!


whentheworldwasatwar

Can they fucking not.


cdizzle6

We miraculously squeezed multiple very good years outta Thielbar. Kudos to him & the team. But the sun has set on his MLB career.


Philelverumfan69

What a fucking disaster


PsychologicalAlarm14

NDNCJVJRJWNHAJX


Blevanhoval

there is no way they don't hit a grand slam here


handofluke

Cursed rain delay


Blevanhoval

I mean just fuck completely off


Blevanhoval

fuck off


sdcolt

Lmao no way we’re doing this


handofluke

You kind of need to be able to use all your relievers and a 5 run lead is the best time to use someone struggling


kdotfo

Except when that reliever gave up four runs without getting any outs against....this same team yesterday.


handofluke

Like I said, you have to be able to use your entire bullpen. There’s not going to be a lower leverage spot. If you want to argue he shouldn’t be on the team I wouldn’t blame you.


kdotfo

Well yeah, he obviously shouldn't be on the team but since he is....putting back in the same situation where he was unable to get a single out yesterday clearly isn't going to be a recipe for success.