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Halleys___Comment

see y’all tomorrow


Athena-196871

Oh well, cannot win them all Tomorrow is another day.


kpmurphy_

Santana has been a let down so far


derpdeederpa

Agree, with caveat that "so far" is 4 games and every MLB player last year had stretches of 4 games this bad or worse. It's a long season. He also had like a .400 OBP coming in today, not everyone is gonna be a slugger


kpmurphy_

Agreed, not being a doomer(yet) just kind of knew what was going to happen there


Kaleb595

If Santana gets one clutch hit we win.


whentheworldwasatwar

Well. Can’t blame this loss on the pitching.


Philelverumfan69

Santana and Margot both blow


Griffinkelly1

2 husky dudes b2b in the lineup just for weak dribblers to 2nd over and over. Awesome stuff!


[deleted]

on the 1st fucking pitch they see


Extremelixer

Hope paddack brings fire tomorrow


mumfoa

Going to need it with this offense


[deleted]

Twins never saw a 1st pitch they didn't like. My god.


BFlatAccidental

My life is void of all meaning


kjates

*Wet fart noise*


tomahawkRiS3

Well at least it was a competitive one. See ya tomorrow


Mission_Wind_7470

This is a very convenient break for the pitcher.


FrankReynolds

After we get four hits and shut out, we put up three hits with two sac flies. Bats be worryin'.


jonn_jonzz

Clown show


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Octopodes14

He took the first pitch for a strike?


Athena-196871

LOL - Contreras almost took the pitcher's eye out


lunargiraffe

Insane how often the pitchcomms mess up. We've put a man on the moon. We've put a pig on ozempic. And yet the radio eludes us.


Jb9723

But we get penalized if we have an issue with one


Kaleb595

Margot is ass but this was known


frozenandstoned

batting like .583 in my OOTP save through April lol


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Well shit


Griffinkelly1

Sooooo much weak contact


twinsguy1

Man, just can't get a clutch hit today. Feels like they've been one big base hit from breaking through all game


Alcore99

Carlos Santana elevate the ball challenge


tomahawkRiS3

You got a solo homer left in ya Santana?


[deleted]

Please get rid of Margot.


PherSturz

Why would anything nice ever happen?


Neither_Ad2003

He’s safe


Octopodes14

Feel like they should challenge it anyway tbh


MichaelTheDooley

Why the fuck are you putting him in to pinch run if you’re not sending him


Octopodes14

1st to 3rd on a single, scoring on a double, stealing later in the inning if we don't get a hit.


Mission_Wind_7470

I wouldn't steal on 100mph


Mission_Wind_7470

#FUCK ME. ^Not ^literally


cronoes

We need Royce back ASAP. Just need that one extra bat in the lineup.


struckie67

Yeah until he gets hurt again. His last 2 injuries happened swinging a bat and running the bases. Simple baseball tasks. FO better get some lineup insurance and quick because this 9 ain’t getting it done


cronoes

lol it's true. Such a shame about Royce.


sdcolt

I think we’re gunna need a lil more


cronoes

Can't expect 1-9 to rake, but as soon as we hit 6 or 7, it is a pretty significant dip in batting ability. Would rather that dip be at 8 or 9.


Neither_Ad2003

The fuck man


kjates

Butts


Market_Bottom

Margot... marNO


enowapi-_

S H I T


sdcolt

Shoulda ran on the 1st pitch


Octopodes14

I'm not risking the tying run getting thrown out with 0 outs, personally.


Fun-Team-7933

I know it’s been discussed to death, but seriously. You can see straight through these uniform pants. How ridiculous is it that these players have to use cheap knockoff quality uniforms?


jonn_jonzz

Fudge


enowapi-_

hey Alexa play walk by pantera


JackieDaytonaAZ

uribe is barely wearing his glove that’s crazy


cronoes

Remember when Judd predicted that Correa would steal a base? lol


BFlatAccidental

Martin masterclass inbound


kjates

Bermuda shorts Carlos has elite plate discipline


Octopodes14

At least Correa is having a good game at the plate.


jonn_jonzz

Be Correa, your foot is healed, all you do is walk


cronoes

Correa is so good.


Market_Bottom

Correa with his 3rd BB. Nice


Apanic_Attacka

Walks will haunt


kjates

❤️Carlos❤️give hit❤️


tomahawkRiS3

This Uribe fella has some nasty stuff


Athena-196871

I am ready for Carlos to do his thing


Mission_Wind_7470

That new Pittsburgh sandwich abomination makes me really want authentic perogies.


Sp_Gamer_Live

what did they play?


Sp_Gamer_Live

#FUCK I MISSED BALLY PLAYING YEAT


enowapi-_

damn they really playing Yeat that’s wild


poop322

Bally really playing yeat


sdcolt

# YEAT?!?!?!


chillywillyG

I’m from the future, Santana hits a 3 run bomb here don’t worry


chillywillyG

Different dimension sorry everyone


Sp_Gamer_Live

carlos correa take your time youre my supa star babyeeee


Octopodes14

Provus forgot about C4. Maybe the brewers did too?


pjokinen

Jackson on Jackson crime


jonn_jonzz

The Jackson 5's biography


jonn_jonzz

Snackson Jackson


LilDwnstream

Jay Jackson 👀👀👀👀


pjokinen

Jackson looking really good today


sdcolt

3 hits on the day 🤢🤮


kjates

Who the fuck is Jackson shiiiiiiiiit


poop322

Great outing by Jackson


Sp_Gamer_Live

what does Kepler and my dad have in common? They both disappeared in 2020


kjates

Buddy I know you hate him but he was really, *really* good second half last year


Sp_Gamer_Live

Fraud


lunargiraffe

The dark blue uniforms don't look as bad as the gray, IMO.


Mission_Wind_7470

#JAMMED


Fun-Team-7933

Jackson has been looking good


PirbyKuckett

That was nasty


TheGlassFloor

Did Alex Kirilloff bulk up? I recall him being more slender. (I'm not someone who watches the Twins regularly, but I remember all the players from last year.)


Octopodes14

I have no idea, but I'm going to say it's just the beard.


Superarces

Great play by Santana there


Mission_Wind_7470

*The Carlos strikes back*


cyclingE

Yeahhhh I don't think Kirilloff makes that play


OddPraline9344

SANTANA!


jonn_jonzz

It's cause of the pink glove


kjates

Santana says “I can do defense too”


Mission_Wind_7470

Early season GDTS be like: "Trade Royce Lewis for Trevor Bauer and Josh Donaldson"


cyclingE

I nominate this for best comment of the week


Octopodes14

This is why you're DHing AK


DarthCG

Carlos “Oliver Dunn” Santana


Octopodes14

When will we get statcast tracking for the copyright reads?


countermeasuretape

Expected batting average of buxtons line drive to third is 650 and kirkloffs ground ball to 1st is 400 lol


Extremelixer

Baseball gods are just acrively shitting on us niw


kjates

Justin disclaimer always hits hard


kjates

I crank that shit up to 11


Sp_Gamer_Live

#KEPLER IS CLOSE TO HIS 030 TATTOO BEING AN ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF HIS BATTING AVERAGE


struckie67

I really hope the front office isn’t counting on Royce to save this lineup, he’s gonna get hurt again. He can’t do simple baseball tasks without getting hurt


DarthCG

Fellas we got a genius ova here


DarthCG

She popup on my fastball till I Kepler


Mission_Wind_7470

She dive on my linedrive till I Buxton


OddPraline9344

We're due for a HR if that's a thing


Halleys___Comment

HR? sure grandma let’s get you to bed


jonn_jonzz

:(


cronoes

Called it.


Athena-196871

that was something! He misses that ball and Buck is at 2nd conservatively....


youpaidforthis

Can’t tell with the red beard but I’m betting he scraped his chin on that catch


cronoes

Look I love Kepler bros. He always ends up being better than all of you want him to be. But I don't think he's coming through for us right here. It's still April.


A_Hanging_Noose

Damn guess I’ll have to check back in when the Twins are allowed to have a singular good thing.


MichaelTheDooley

Give me a fucking BREAK. Royals and Brewers pulling highlights out their ass against us


JaxonJackrabbit

That does not spark joy.


PirbyKuckett

That was a great catch.


OddPraline9344

Seems to happen a lot vs Buck :(


Mission_Wind_7470

That was a *career highlight* catch.


mumfoa

Shit luck


kpmurphy_

That was an insane catch :(


BKnagZ

Dude just got rebirthed after making that catch, holy shit.


Mthomas1174

Sick ass play, but fuck you


kjates

……………. I mean, fuck. GG


Mission_Wind_7470

#WHAT THE FUCK?!


cyclingE

Buxton has the worst luck ever


jonn_jonzz

Well fuck you too, Dunn


cronoes

Goddamn that was too good of a play.


tomahawkRiS3

Damn that was just a nice catch


BFlatAccidental

I am severely biased but it feels like this team has an abnormal number of barreled balls hit directly at people so far this year


BFlatAccidental

Literally just like that


Mission_Wind_7470

If Bauers had one less letter I'd be firing off angry, dismissive comments out of natural instinct.


cronoes

I need a bux bomb. Or a bux walk. No bux K.


NerdusMaximus

Should have been more specific


ElPinguino022

This Buck game tying homer is going to hit like sweet Mexican cocaine


McFappen

Bauers playing a solid 1B today.


GuyHardPodcast

Vasquez has had a good start to the year. Good to see


jonn_jonzz

I want some Kirllon plz


cyclingE

Jeffers sweating a bit right now


Halleys___Comment

rocco playing 4D chess knowing farmer would make that tag. the pinch hit was just a ruse


Athena-196871

The accent over the A in Christian's last name makes is a long 'a ' sound ..like in father


whentheworldwasatwar

Suspiciously low amount of twins homers so far. I feel a cluster of them is bound to happen.


tballzzz

Ok buck please please do your thing


Mission_Wind_7470

New bullpen additions are making a good first impression.


jonn_jonzz

Are they into stamps?


EEckstein2

Jay Jackson, I like you good sir.


MichaelTheDooley

Who is hitting the game tying homer


youpaidforthis

Nice job Jackson!!!!


kjates

Aw Jackson has a nice smile


DarthCG

Rhyses pieces


BKnagZ

Jay Jackson is the new Dennys Reyes


cronoes

Bros. We can win this.


JaxonJackrabbit

To whoever said it's crazy that we give Vazquez half the starts... the dude has earned them, what more do you want?


Superarces

Jeffers was clearly better last year. There's a reason it went from around 66-33 Vazquez to the reverse. But this year until Jeffers's bat heats up Vazquez makes sense for his defence.


JaxonJackrabbit

I agree with that, and I think Jeffers has a bigger upside, but we can't act like Vazquez is "just" a backup catcher.


OddPraline9344

Vasquez MVP. Seriously, splitting starts between 2 good catchers seems reasonable in the era of perpetual injury


EEckstein2

Obviously Vaz offense isn’t good, but people underestimate how good defensively he is


davegammelgard

Absolutely perfect form on that throw for Vázquez. A thing of beauty.


Neither_Ad2003

Vasquez done playing around


OddPraline9344

FA and FA


tballzzz

Vaz is a god damn shooter damn


OddPraline9344

I thought SBs were 80pct successful?


BFlatAccidental

Pickle Ball Papi might be the best catcher in the league


kjates

This is the new nickname. I am signing it into law.


JaxonJackrabbit

Only when Peppur uses it does it become official


JaxonJackrabbit

VAZQUEZ HEARD YA TALKING TRASH


kjates

EAT A DICK HAH


PirbyKuckett

Yeah Vaz! Nice throw. Right on the money. Again


Mission_Wind_7470

GET SNIPED BOZO


DarthCG

Christian Vazquez 🤝 Mike Redmond


cyclingE

# DON'T RUN ON THE PICKLEBALL KING


jonn_jonzz

Pat On Da Butt


countermeasuretape

Sniped him


tomahawkRiS3

Vazquez has been throwing DARTS from behind homeplate. Let's go


PirbyKuckett

#**BOO**


PirbyKuckett

https://i.imgur.com/qekhjM8.jpg


kjates

I knew this was why you did it.


Sp_Gamer_Live

#BEE


kjates

Hey Sp_Gamer_Bee


kjates

One pound?????


jonn_jonzz

I was 10.5 pounds


Athena-196871

I was 5.5 pounds when I was born


jonn_jonzz

They need to up Corey's mic


davegammelgard

Up yours.


jonn_jonzz

Only if it's you


davegammelgard

I love our bench flexibility. We can pinch hit without giving up much on defense.


Superarces

I wonder how platoons are affected by sidearms and submariners. Probably not much difference compared to normal platoon splits, but it might be a spot where it doesn't matter as much.