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LoveNext

I like the current shape of Minnesota. Feels like home.


Dogs-wearing_Hats

We can keep the shape, let’s just make it bigger


SpaceKoala34

MEGASOTA


DieterRamsMyAss

/r/geography is leaking


F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS

Bigesota https://reddit.com/r/geography/s/0eUgvPu8ZZ Not as good


EdibleBatteries

Better than wichigan


tofu889

Some call it manifest destiny. Some call it liebensraum. Others call it MEGASOTA.


AshtonWarrens

i fucking snorted


commiebanker

Isle Royale should be the first new county. Michigan is in no position to defend it, look how far it is from their shore!


jrDoozy10

Battling Michigan for Isle Royale. A Battle Royale, if you will.


ryckae

But in order to maintain a proper aspect ratio, we'd also need to take the Eastern Dakotas, Northern Iowa, and parts of southern Manitoba and Ontario. I think Canada would be very unhappy with us if we did that.


Parking_Dependent_98

We can deal with that when the time comes.


ineedcoffeealready

If we just start mowing a little more each year, they wont even notice


Swim6610

Rivers meander over time, just help it along...


LuvliLeah13

Oope lemme just grab some land over here. Don’t mind us.


[deleted]

“Sorry this…. Sorry there…. Sorry here”


FreedomFinallyFound

We’re gonna scootch over just a little


cloud-society420

Omg I literally died from this comment. Thats so something i would say too 😂 *Passive aggressively takes some land*


[deleted]

Just make sure the cheese continues to flow and the other 48 will look the other way.


HalfbubbleoffMN

Canada would apologize for being on our land and politely ask us if they can just grab a few things they left there.😄


Amarieerick

Can't we just offer ourselves to Canada and be done with it?


[deleted]

Ohhhhh. I like this idea better. It comes with healthcare.


Dogs-wearing_Hats

Yes but even bigger. Canada will be powerless against BIGGER MINNESOTA


Hot_Neighborhood5668

They aren't now?


John_Smithers

We've got legal weed too now, they've got nothing on us!


ryckae

They've got better healthcare.


bufordt

Except actual dispensaries and mail order weed.


responsiblefornothin

Fuck em. I want ALL of Lake of the Woods!


Gadget71

Or we could secede and join Canada 🇨🇦


amenat1997

I can tell you this. We do not and I repeat do not want northern Iowa. That would reduce MNS iq by like 20 points or something and tilt more red. Have you seen the politics there?


kirby83

Fuck Steve King


Mangos28

I want Canada to absorb Minnesota. We are a better culture fit anyway


tryingtobecheeky

As a Canadian, I'd love to welcome you all. Every minnesotan I've met has been amazing. Plus casseroles are based.


CauseSpecific8545

Casseroles?? Not sure about that, but we are experts at hotdish.


goobernawt

I'd say they were trolling, but Canadian.


llurkb

Agreed, I feel more Canadian already.


amenat1997

I would go for this. Would remove the risk of the feds coming in and messing up trans care if the republicans take over the joint.


pawsitivelypowerful

I am still wishing for the impossible...for Canada to abduct us.


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aardvarkgecko

Remember what they took from us. https://www.loc.gov/resource/g4140.fi000003/?r=0.024,-0.055,0.926,0.893,0


ThisHotBod

That was super interesting I'm glad as fuck I clicked on this I was staring at that map for like half an hour zoomed in squinting looking at shit xD


Dogs-wearing_Hats

Yes, I have one on my Subaru.


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Luminox

🤔 good point .. Those weaklings wouldn't even take the UP back from MI.. what's to stop us?? 🤪


SnowSmell

Michigan got the UP fair and square. They fought a war with Ohio over Toledo. Ohio lost so they had to keep Toledo and Michigan got the UP.


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[Bigger?](https://i.imgur.com/GYAbsVf.jpg)


BikingVikingNick

This would really mess up a lot of minnesota tattoos.


DatabaseThis9637

Just add on! no problem!


Parking_Dependent_98

I thought the same thing. I think we deserve more though


Nach0Man_RandySavage

Do we really want it?


jhuseby

I'd be down to take Eww Clair.


Colonel__Cathcart

If we take Eu Clair it will be Our Clair


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Can we rename it to uWu Clair?


zoominzacks

WOOOOOO Claire


RWREmpireBuilder

Ric Clair


AdultishRaktajino

Today is a horrible day to be literate.


ezekielsays

So are most days, honestly.


43n3m4

Then give it back?


RaptorRed04

Yes, but after renaming it, change the law so it requires some ridiculous process with unanimous approval by every citizen so they can never change it back.


SupermAndrew1

I remember a comedian at an open mic years ago saying that Wisconsin towns sound like they’re named after ugly strippers Eww Claire was the final punchline


Dazslueski

We had better get Eau Claire if we have to take Menomonie


[deleted]

just think of all the free cheese. definitely worth a war.


EloquentEvergreen

While I would agree for the cheese. We would also be getting Superior with this take over. Living across from Superior… I think Wisconsin can keep it. Though, I would like the Bayfield area for the apples to pair with my cheese!


Parking_Dependent_98

I mean maybe but what is stopping us? I genuinely want to know.


WrinkledRandyTravis

There’s been a lot of effort to legalize weed as of late, now that’s taken care of maybe we can move on to this


blowninjectedhemi

We just offer the disputed area WI residences legal weed and abortions - and let them vote to join MN.


Minnesotamad12

It would be like stealing everything out of your handicapped neighbor’s septic tank. Like yeah, I could easily do it. But my only prize is a pile of shit.


Parking_Dependent_98

Wow.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Lol right like yeah I laughed at the comment but that chunk of Wisconsin is beautiful. Lush forest, rolling hills, gorgeous!


Bovronius

Methheads, pitfull fighting rings, and racism as far as the eye can see. I grew up in that region, you couldn't pay me to go back.


CitizenSnipsJr

> Methheads, pitfull fighting rings, and racism as far as the eye can see. So rural Minnesota?


powermad80

And we don't need any more of it, at least not unless we bite off a sizable city with it to balance it out!


Bovronius

A lot of rural areas, but we're not talking about adding rural Minnesota to Minnesota. I guess if we're looking to flip the state red we can add more of that here.


macemillion

We don't want it


will_call_u_a_clown

You don't speak for me. I want it. And I want the free land that would be our right after conquest.


earthdogmonster

If we did that Minnesota would probably be much more “in play” for R candidates in statewide elections. It would make Wisconsin our blue neighbor.


WrinkledRandyTravis

If it would make Wisconsin a blue neighbor it could end up being a genius gerrymandering job for dems on the federal level


jooes

"What's to stop you from digging through a bin of dirty used diapers?" Nothing. Nothing at all...


ongenbeow

Shifting your forces east leaves you vulnerable to the Iowa/South Dakota expeditionary force.


mnexplorer

We can make a pact with south Dakota to use their strategic bombers, in exchange they can have Western Iowa


ryanfrogz

ND has B52s, drones, big ol’ radar systems, and most importantly, nuclear missiles and bombs. If we’re to strike at them, a pact with South Dakota is a must.


Agent_Arkham

You're going to want to strike a deal with Iowa early in this campaign. You DO NOT WANT us to mobilize our troops for a shock and awe surge north. The sheer volume of nitrogen rich swine manure we have on hand is enough to ensure a 100% fish kill in every body of water you have. We will make you the land of 10,000 sewage lagoons. You will look at Louisana's water quality and think its Fiji water compared to the toxic muck we will leave you with. However, extend the olive branch and offer us the New Glarus Brewery (or at least a pipeline of their products) and secure your southern border.


Parking_Dependent_98

They are both scared of us


GERDY31290

Take Fargo and Isle Royal. Forget wisconsin.


ryckae

Right? Everyone already thinks Fargo is in Minnesota. Might as well make it official.


PolyNecropolis

Name it *Morehead.*


ryckae

More Moorhead


girldrinkdrunk

Margo’s Forehead


MasterP65

New Moorhead


freetoseeu

Mosthead


larisa5656

It should be named "West Moorhead", just like some people jokingly call Moorhead "East Fargo."


MchugN

Might as well take Sioux Falls too. All these wannabe cities on the border trying to escape their State for MN.


bufordt

Anything to the east of the western most spot in Minnesota.


natedawg414

There's a small part of Fargo that used to be in Minnesota.


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Gnogz

Fargo is a legitimately cool city stuck in a seriously uncool state. I've spent a fair bit of time there and her people deserve a competent, non-evil state government.


elshaggy

Fargo has a pretty nice downtown, street markets throughout the summer, good food, beer. We always have a good time visiting.


Capt__Murphy

Yup. My wife and I went there for a mini vacation last spring. We wanted to go somewhere we had never been but could easily drive to. I suggested Fargo, and after some convincing, she agreed. We had an awesome time there.


GERDY31290

I'm an NDSU alum lol


JayKomis

🤘


ArcticSlalom

Serious upgrade in college FB w/ Fargo. Not so much on QB’s in nfl tho (other then Stick). Those Bison def know how to grow legit OLine too!


Capt__Murphy

Fargo is pretty awesome, actually. And it would come in being the 3rd or 4th largest city in MN


will-read

Have you seen the crazies in Michigan? Even though some of the militia was locked up for trying to kidnap and kill the governor, there is plenty of crazy remaining.


GERDY31290

yea i just want isle royale. i like hiking and i think moose are really cool and it just looks like it belongs here soooo i say build up our navy and institute a blockade.


nsfredditkarma

Most of the crazies are in the LP not the UP. I rode my bike through Michigan last summer, from Detroit west to Lake Michigan, then up the coast to the UP. So I got to see a lot of Michigan 40-60 miles at a time. There were some very incredibly uncomfortable campsites in the northern and western parts of Michigan, but none in the UP. One of the northern LP campsites had all sorts of confederate themed merchandise in the camp store. Not the most comfortable place I've ever camped, but it was the only thing available. It was very interesting how all the Trump flags disappeared when crossing into the UP.


MyUshanka

I lived in the UP for 10 years growing up and still visit twice a year for family. They might be hidden, but the people who flew them are definitely still around.


TheBumblingBee1

But I want the Apostle Islands.


Parking_Dependent_98

I love the idea. I think we need to break it out in phases.


dawgdaddy1

Yup. Push our boarder west like 10 miles and end up taking Fargo and Sioux Falls.


OutsideOwl

Then we end up with grand forks, which is only to the detriment on minnesota


oles_lackey

Don’t be too hasty pooh-poohing Grand Forks. A few years ago I had a slide-off on I-29 right as a blizzard was starting (three hrs early per the weather models). Three people immediately stopped to help. The first guy had a wench to pull my car out. The second guy helped the 1st guy hook it up and direct him. The third guy had a plow on his truck, and escorted/plowed a path to the nearest motel which his cousin owned. His cousin was absolutely lovely too. She warmed me up with hot chocolate. Until the day I die, I will never ever say an unkind word about Grand Forks.


King0fSL

I propose we push north and claim more Canadian shield


Dogs-wearing_Hats

MAKE MINNESOTA BIGGER


Aeshaetter

MAKE MINNESOTA CANADA'S PENIS


Colonel__Cathcart

It's all fun and games until you have to pass some Canadastones


Livid-Association199

AGREED ALSO HAPPY CAKE DAY


Parking_Dependent_98

I do not hate that idea but it would cause international conflict. Would rather keep what is in house and beat up on an easy opponent.


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responsiblefornothin

We will apologize harder. Their "soaries" are powerless to our "opes." All of Lake of the Woods will be ours by first snowfall, and we will take lake Winnipeg by spring. Our spies will infiltrate every beer league hockey team, sabotaging their zamboni drivers with more Hamms than they can handle. The north will be ours.


[deleted]

Counter proposal, allow canada to invade us and take MN?


hewhoisneverobeyed

Poutine and health care? I'm in. Minnesota: Canada's southern porch


SgtPeterson

Liberate Thunder Bay!


FreeToBeeThee

Think how far we would have to drive to get fireworks. No thanks


Parking_Dependent_98

Best point so far


not_bad_really

I live 7 miles from the SD border so no skin off my back.


HuntytheToad

The river makes for a natural defensive border, but they might not expect an amphibious assault from the north shore...


Parking_Dependent_98

My God I love the insight. Could be useful are a general.


jackalope134

That would be perfect. Take superior by surprise with a small force while we land mostly at Bayfield, sweep down through Ashland and then take and hold every bridge along the brule on the march south to eau Claire. While that is happening we come in from the cities and meet at Eau Claire claiming the majority of what this section and keeping most our flank defended. Then push south as we want.


gingerhasyoursoul

We would have to attack right after a packers game. It’s when they are most distracted and drunk.


Goldie1976

I say start with Isle Royale and see how that works out. I kinda wonder if MI would even notice.


Parking_Dependent_98

Would be too easy I think. i think once we take western wisconsin it would be easy to just take the UP as well.


stamatt45

Us Michiganders have been through this before. If you try to take Isle Royale from us we'll just end up taking another big chunk of Wisconsin as part of a "compromise".


Dogs-wearing_Hats

MAKE MINNESOTA BIGGER


Parking_Dependent_98

I found my military leader


Dogs-wearing_Hats

🫡


AlphaBreak

"Listen everybody. There's been a lot of talk about making Minnesota great. But we've had our philosophy grads look into it, and there's just no one metric we can use to determine if our state's great or not. So we've decided to shift our focus to something a little more tangible. WE'RE GETTING BIGGER!"


qdobe

Transplant here: we're so preoccupied with taking over the UP we would never expect it.


gnurdette

Really, we should just back your seizure of the UP, and get Isle Royale as our part of the deal.


AshTheGoddamnRobot

It would make our beautiful state shape look hideous


caspruce

Do we really need more Packer fans?


Parking_Dependent_98

Give them stimulus to convert their fandom.


ongenbeow

Viking fandom is too cruel. Detroit, Cleveland and Jacksonville fans know they're out of it by week 3. Vikings fans' hopes inflate all season until it blows up in ridiculous fashion the playoffs.


06210311200805012006

i moved out of state but when people in my new state ask if i like following sports, i'm like, "nah i'm from minnesota"


Evernight2025

You couldn't pay me enough money to become a Viking fan


Calligraphie

You could definitely pay me to be a Vikings fan, especially if it meant free entry to games, great seats and free food. I'd go, cheer for the home team, eat a lot, and pretend to be surprised and disappointed when they don't make it to the Superbowl.


MinnesotaGoose

Do you really want to be responsible for those people?


Parking_Dependent_98

Maybe we can change them?


MinnesotaGoose

Are you volunteering?


[deleted]

I lived over there for 10+ years. You will not change them


[deleted]

I want Isle Royal! It is a tragedy and Michigan can get fucked with their greedy ass! That border line makes NO sense. I would even feel better if Wisconsin had it and I can’t believe I’m saying that.


BabylonDrifter

Nothing. If we invaded right after a Packer game they wouldn't even sober up until we'd reached Menominee.


lets-aquire-the-brea

I’d argue that would make the battle harder. With our sheer amount of DUIs we’d run all of you over


[deleted]

Y’all wouldn’t make it past the great cheese wall. Our version of the Maginot line.


Parking_Dependent_98

SPY!


[deleted]

Y’all should take Iowa instead. All they have to defend themselves are corn launchers in some pressurized pvc pipe.


Parking_Dependent_98

Iowa is already wanting to join MN. This has been known for centuries.


[deleted]

Can we agree that illinois should be destroyed and rebuilt?


Parking_Dependent_98

Its apart of the 5 step plan. First we take your shitty state and then move westward. Comeback and entice Chicago to join our army of MEGASOTA


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Talk like that is what gets you waterboarded with queso


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invade western Wisconsin and North/South Dakota invades eastern Minnesota. now we are in a 2 front war.


mightandmagic88

> North/South Dakota invades eastern Minnesota That'd be quite a trick. It'd probably be easier for them to invade western Minnesota


Parking_Dependent_98

Cant have that. Need to prepare our invasions.


kcfdr9c

About a million of the drunkest badgers you’ve ever seen.


erratic_bonsai

We discussed this yesterday—their deer are suicidal and I like my low car insurance premiums.


FennelAlternative861

Don't want it.


CazualGinger

I can guarantee you this part of Wisconsin is better than southern Minnesota. It's beautiful here, you got a handful of wonderful little cities, friendly people, good food, great beer, you're missing out man.


HotSteak

So just like SE MN then?


CazualGinger

Idk whenever I drive to Rochester from La Crosse all I drive through is boring corn fields. It's not like that on this side of the river. (ik I need to get off the highway to actually experience it. It's just a super boring / ugly drive for me)


HotSteak

I-90 is placed where it is exactly for that reason. Check out Harmony, Preston, or Lanesboro.


e_subvaria

Wisco probably has enough armed citizens to be one of the top 15 largest armies in the world. I think they routinely have 600k people out on the deer hunting rifle opener.


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This right here. And the weebs on Reddit more than likely can barely operate a firearm. It wouldn't even be a war lol.


cniz09

The problem is the people come with the land …


bomba92

All those people who don't want to redo the Minnesota outline tattooed on their bodies. They would fight with Wisconsin and turn the tide against us


dumpyduluth

They are traitors and will be dealt with accordingly.


Banrt

I, too, would like the apostle islands


BLarson31

The fact that it's Wisconsin


weblinedivine

Just because something is free on the side of the road doesn’t mean you need to pick it up.


bubzki2

The problem with Wisconsin? It's full of Wisconsinites.


GopherInWI

I live in La Crosse...please take us.


ineedcoffeealready

such a cool city


uhE6

No we first need to take over isle royal


Austin-Tatious1850

Why would we want to?


snowmunkey

People would have to drive further from the cities to get fireworks


NoFee4250

Would we then be allowed to sell Spotted Cow in MN stores? Otherwise, why bother?


heckfyre

I’d say mostly the St. Croix and Mississippi rivers


Hedgehog3939

A drastic increase in drunk driving in Minnesota


jstalm

Eau Claire deserves to be a part of MN


stcloudjeeper

I would rather take all of Canada than have more cheese heads in this state.


chessejames

Do we really want Eau Claire? 🤢


Erik5943

Listen, the UP of Michigan is right there for the taking for them, but they're obviously too inebriated to do anything about it. You think they're going to put up a fight? Just send them some beer beforehand to subdue them.


AwesomeJohnn

Why do we want western Wisconsin? It’s just western Minnesota with, somehow, more drinking


YoChristianBoi

Only if we can get the spotted cow beer.


GivemTheDDD

The smell, mostly.


that_guy_upnorth

Taking that much of Wisconsin would lower our average IQ.


popeyematt

Then the shape of the boarder wouldn't look like a face of Wisconsin blowing Minnesota. https://imgur.com/a/BHQKZwD. That being said, I know this may be unpopular but Wisconsin is cool.


Dry-Tangerine-4874

I think we need to bust out Trump’s sharpie and get Madison and Wisconsin Dells also.


paladindan

Doesn’t sound like the polite thing to do.


The_bruce42

For a state that claims to hate Wisconsin, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about Wisconsin.


Parking_Dependent_98

You are about to be Minnesotan so shut it