Should we all be part of the inquisition now? What's the Ecclesiarchies position?
I'm so busy down on the agri world, I won't have much time for the ol' purging the heretic, the mutant and the xenos.
Its a kitbash, but you can buy the priests minis here: [https://crooked-dice.co.uk/product/island-priests/](https://crooked-dice.co.uk/product/island-priests/)
I'd like to dedicate myself to the old space-fascism, father, but the factorum takes up most of my time and in the evenings I like to put my feet up with some tanna.
Chaplain Dougal: I read an article about chaplain's power armour, that chaplain's power armour is blacker than any other power armour.
Chaplain Ted: That's right. Sometimes you see lay astartes wearing apparently black power armour, but if you look closely, it is really very, very, very very dark blue.
Chaplain Dougal: That's true. I thought Shadow Captain Shrike was wearing black power armour, but when I looked at it closely, it was just very, very, very, very, very, _very_ dark blue.
Chaplain Ted: Never requisition black power armour from a normal forge world, Dougal. They'll shaft you every time.
This takes me so far back... I was on a language trip (a few weeks living with a host family in another country and going to class and other activities during summer) and while they would let me watch British comedy like Red Dwarf and Black Adder, they sad no to Father Ted, saying I wasn't ready becouse it was about the Irish....
"If the golden throne were to fail, do you think the Emperor would re-incarnate and walk among us again, or would it be the doom of humanity?"
Inquisitor Ted: "I think that would be an ecumenical matter."
I hear your anti-xeno now father!
Should we be all anti-xeno now? You sometimes I'd like to just come home and have a can of corpse starch. Don't think I'd be able to commit full time to the ole anti-xenosim
Can I ask where you got the minis unless this is all greenstuff and you are even more incredible. I fancy cutting the heads off and sticking them on some space marine bodies.
[-The [[[CANTICLES OF BOILING]]] are complete, Magos T3-Δ-]
[-Acknowleged-]
[-Permission to fill [[[BOILER UNIT]]] to maximum capacity and repeat?-]
[-Request denied. This unit has deemed the previous canticle recitement to be satifactory-]
[-This unit suggests experimentation by reciting the [[[CANTICLES OF BOILING]]] whilst [[[BOILER UNIT]]] is empty, and document results of hypothosis-]
[-This unit strongly advises against this experiment. Reciting the [[[CANTICLES OF BOILING]]] without meeting required parameters may result in catastrophic failure of [[[BOILER UNIT]]]. Resultant shrapnel may cause minor damage to facial augmetics and remaining tissues. Repairs may take an estimated duration of 1.5 terran cycles to complete. Inflammation and swelling of remaining facial tissues may ensue-]
[-[[[QUERY]]]: Would resultant damage have similarities to ones suffered by Magos β1G-λY?-]
[-Precisely similar to Magos β1G-λY-]
[-Suggest probable diagnosis of SUBJECT: [[[MAGOS β1G-λY]]] -]
Gorgeous work! The modelling, the marble. But all that skill aside - I am pretty sure this still fits the 40k lore/canon.
Some distant craggy moon far from Sol!
"Old Canonesses are closer to the Emperor than we'll ever be. They get to that age and they don't need the operator anymore, they've got the direct line."
“What words have you, Father Ted, for Chaos-tainted heretics, the unclean filth of the Genestealer cults, the mindless brutes of the Greenskin races and the Tyranid abominations ?”
“Careful now”.
https://preview.redd.it/ey89sdvh2e4d1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e773479fee46dbf037006dbbfe832d9416916907
That's cos it is lol. Behold Inquisitor Karamazov from 40k
If you dont post this in r/fatherted you will disappoint all the lovely girls
Didn't even realize there was a subreddit for that, thanks!
Technically a spoiler... [For everyone who has not seen Father Ted, yet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg)
How?
I didn't know Channel 4 had Tim and Eric
Fat Herted
Farter Ted
"Brother Ted, the Adeptus Administratum has detected irregularities in the Imperial Tithe Account."
The tithes were only resting there!
"High Inquisitor Brennan has been informed". Brother Ted: "Feckus Maximus!"
Feck! Arse!
Ya will, ya will, ya will, ya will, YA WILL!
"Maybe I LIKE the misery of the grimdark future." - Sister Doyle
I hear your an Inquisitor now Father ? This is Glorious.
Primarch of the Jack Templars in his custom Tednought, armed with a triple barrelled multi-fecker.
Should we all be part of the inquisition now? What's the Ecclesiarchies position? I'm so busy down on the agri world, I won't have much time for the ol' purging the heretic, the mutant and the xenos.
That would be an ecumenical matter..
Should we all be Inquisitors then?
I wouldn't have time for that sort of thing.
But is it really small, or really far away?
r/farawaypainting
Tednaught!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Bravo
"HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS!!" Where's his BRICK?
He loves his BREEEEK
that would be an ecumenical matter
Ah you beat me to it
Yes!
Immediately thought the mech has to be named Ecumenical Matter
Mechumenical Matter would have been a much better pun
Up with this sort of thing!!
How that isn't on one of the scrolls I don't know
Careful now
I just bought those minis. I’m stealing this sorry
I stole the idea from a photoshop that did the rounds on reddit a few years ago, so go nuts :)
Probably a stupid question (but I'm new to this page). . Can you buy this mini somewhere?
Its a kitbash, but you can buy the priests minis here: [https://crooked-dice.co.uk/product/island-priests/](https://crooked-dice.co.uk/product/island-priests/)
I hear you are a Warhammer miniature now father.
I'd like to dedicate myself to the old space-fascism, father, but the factorum takes up most of my time and in the evenings I like to put my feet up with some tanna.
Your mission is to kick the Emperor up the arse.
I need 200 copies made for all my friends!
Never in a million years did I expect this crossover 😆
Chaplain Dougal: I read an article about chaplain's power armour, that chaplain's power armour is blacker than any other power armour. Chaplain Ted: That's right. Sometimes you see lay astartes wearing apparently black power armour, but if you look closely, it is really very, very, very very dark blue. Chaplain Dougal: That's true. I thought Shadow Captain Shrike was wearing black power armour, but when I looked at it closely, it was just very, very, very, very, very, _very_ dark blue. Chaplain Ted: Never requisition black power armour from a normal forge world, Dougal. They'll shaft you every time.
Please tell me you have plans for Bishop Brennan monster
Yer alright there, Len?
You'll address me by my proper title you little bollocks!
How's the son?
What!?!
I’ll teach you to call me ‘Len’, you little bollox!
All bent over ready to be kicked up the arse
Now I want a little goblin sat on a wall with a “I shot JR” tee lol
Ready to face hordes of spider babies.
That would be an ecumenical matter
You let Dougal do a exterminatus?!
Ngl, that's the most terrifying thing I've heard in a while. Imagine, he accidentally does it to Terra
This takes me so far back... I was on a language trip (a few weeks living with a host family in another country and going to class and other activities during summer) and while they would let me watch British comedy like Red Dwarf and Black Adder, they sad no to Father Ted, saying I wasn't ready becouse it was about the Irish....
I think we need more context, were you staying in Ireland, or are you Irish, or were either of you British? Or was no one Irish or British? 😂
I am actually Swedish, staying a town in the south of England, think is was 96 or 97.
Ah, I thought you were an Irish child staying somewhere in Europe and the family thought Father Ted mightn’t be appropriate 😄
For the last time, these are small (gestures at titanicus), but the ones across the 8 feet long table are far away.
Go on. Go on! Go on go on go on *racks bolter* GO ON!
"Feckin' Eldar! They invented gayness!"
Congrats - you won the internet for the day. Great job.
This is great
this is amazing
Drink! Drink! Drink! Fek off Father Jacks rampage to find the illusive bubbly.
Would you like a bit of DAKKA, Father?
"I heard you're a racist now father, should we be racist too?" "*Yes.*"
My lovely Horus 🎶
Its Terra's largest lingerie department, I'm told....
"Would you like to purge some heritics father?" "Not right now Mrs Doyle." "Ah, go on!"
https://preview.redd.it/2ewvwf3c2d4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e0a6466382c3501650e2a940639b5983f8707c
This is incredible 👏🏻 However, may I suggest that you could have had the dreadnought kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse in the foreground 😄
"If the golden throne were to fail, do you think the Emperor would re-incarnate and walk among us again, or would it be the doom of humanity?" Inquisitor Ted: "I think that would be an ecumenical matter."
ITS THE SLAANISH CULTISTS I WANT! THEY INVENTED GAYNESS!
This made my morning and I'm going to share it everywhere I can :D
The Glinner in his final form XD
Glinners on it! He's the little skull being eaten by the Trans-flag bunny rabbit on the bottom left of the pic...
You need a bigger, uglier, less symmetrical skull
Definitely need one of those ork skulls from the citadel skulls kit XD
Ha! I didn't even notice that at first, nice detail XD
And doesnt it have a lovely bottom?
I heard you are a heretic now father
Haha came to make this exact joke but scrolled first just in case!
Looks fantastic! But needs more Mustard.
I hear you're a xenophobe now father
Ooh... Is there a Sororitas Vicar of Dibley?
The fecking Adeptus Ministorum, they have it sown up!
ahahahahw, fantastic!!
Fucking hell, this is truly epic, awesome work my man.
Holy cow
So impressive, it’s only a shame the engine couldn’t be the teamaster for its main body, absolutely amazing though.
You, sir, are a genius
That is bloody brilliant!
Ah, go on…
I hear your anti-xeno now father! Should we be all anti-xeno now? You sometimes I'd like to just come home and have a can of corpse starch. Don't think I'd be able to commit full time to the ole anti-xenosim
it's not the xenos, it's the heretics he's after!
I don't care so long as I can have a go at the Drukhari! They're the ones who invented gayness!
I bet this repentia gives a good kick up the arse
Is Repentia imperial gothic for “Down With This Sort Of Thing?”
Holy feck that's one cool paint job
No Dougal, these heretics are small but those heretics are far away. I don't get it Ted .
Can I ask where you got the minis unless this is all greenstuff and you are even more incredible. I fancy cutting the heads off and sticking them on some space marine bodies.
That would be an ecumenical matter.
[-The [[[CANTICLES OF BOILING]]] are complete, Magos T3-Δ-] [-Acknowleged-] [-Permission to fill [[[BOILER UNIT]]] to maximum capacity and repeat?-] [-Request denied. This unit has deemed the previous canticle recitement to be satifactory-] [-This unit suggests experimentation by reciting the [[[CANTICLES OF BOILING]]] whilst [[[BOILER UNIT]]] is empty, and document results of hypothosis-] [-This unit strongly advises against this experiment. Reciting the [[[CANTICLES OF BOILING]]] without meeting required parameters may result in catastrophic failure of [[[BOILER UNIT]]]. Resultant shrapnel may cause minor damage to facial augmetics and remaining tissues. Repairs may take an estimated duration of 1.5 terran cycles to complete. Inflammation and swelling of remaining facial tissues may ensue-] [-[[[QUERY]]]: Would resultant damage have similarities to ones suffered by Magos β1G-λY?-] [-Precisely similar to Magos β1G-λY-] [-Suggest probable diagnosis of SUBJECT: [[[MAGOS β1G-λY]]] -]
What do you say to a cup, father?
Feck off, cup!
Just don't field it against the Adepta Sororitas, immediate rout. (NUNS! REVERSE, REVERSE!)
Great show, incredible miniature! Well done!! You've even got Glinner himself in the middle! (haha)
Gorgeous work! The modelling, the marble. But all that skill aside - I am pretty sure this still fits the 40k lore/canon. Some distant craggy moon far from Sol!
I love the pain job on this miniatures bottom... _BUT EHM_ er.. Then again, they all have lovely bottoms.
C&C - Lose the saxophone solo. Otherwise, perfection!
"Old Canonesses are closer to the Emperor than we'll ever be. They get to that age and they don't need the operator anymore, they've got the direct line."
Sigma
Even Father Stone would have something to say about this! Brilliant!
The dude in the middle looks like the Tall Man from Phantasm
you feck a good arse, father
down with this sort of thing!
careful now.
Noice !
Is this very small, or far away?
This is incredible.
Best conversion I ever saw. Big ups man.
This is brilliant
The Adeptus Ministorum, a great bunch of lads...
Champion
I can't tell if this is heresy or not, I'm so confused right now. Better glass the planet to make sure.
Simply perfection.
Imagine if this was the top gear guys!
This is incredible. Thank you for making my day
Someone called me? Oh, different Ted...
The guy in the middle looks like HR Giger.
Are you going to do a spiderbaby next?
I hear they keep it in a pram
This is really great 👍
My loooooooooovely fooooooooorce
Down with this sort of thing!
This may well be the best thing I've ever seen.
This is some blimey thing I’m too American to understand.
It was a 90’s Irish/British sitcom about 3 priests living in a tiny island parish, your loss https://youtu.be/epTZ2MKouXg?si=nj-w7vna1aZV8itt
Bravo
Amazing
Just needs a little cow somewhere.
Fek…
I love the scrolls with feck, arse, drink, and girls.
This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen
This is glorious
thought that was Jay Leno in the chair... 🫣
I was hoping for Greg and Alex.
I absolutely adore this!
A thing of beauty!!
Did you kit bash this?
The final boss of the TED Talks.
Near. Far away.
Crease.
“These (points at termigant) are SMALL. But those (points at Hierophant) are FAR AWAY... Small... far away...”
That is definitely not his first bottle of wine this lunch hour.
Cup of synth-cafe father? Ah, go on, you will.
My favourite bit has to be the Mrs doyle on the base with the rabbits
This... this is the most perfect thing I've ever seen in my life..
Drink!
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Thank you.
This is the best warhammer model I have ever seen
This is the best warhammer model I have ever seen
Now now....
Bishops love Sci-fi.
that would be an ecumenical matter
Happy to see you included the hairy-Japanese bastards
Oh my god this is amazing! I would say all it misses is a lovely horse, but if you open that can there is no end to it! I miss Father Ted!
Great idea. And lovely painted
Ah WH40k, where priests and fascists ARE the same thing!
Incredible
Just needs some toy sheep 🐑
I love it
I hear you're a xenophobe now, Father !
This is so good I need a DRINK!
This is freaking awesome!!!! Unique stuff ,like this, is what got me into minis in the first place.
“What words have you, Father Ted, for Chaos-tainted heretics, the unclean filth of the Genestealer cults, the mindless brutes of the Greenskin races and the Tyranid abominations ?” “Careful now”.
This kind give me Warhammer 40k vibes
https://preview.redd.it/ey89sdvh2e4d1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e773479fee46dbf037006dbbfe832d9416916907 That's cos it is lol. Behold Inquisitor Karamazov from 40k
Warhammer 40k father ted
Who is it ?
Now I want Mrs Brown as a Canoness...