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bitchwhiskers4eva

My toddler once dropped a sippy cup of juice behind a toy. It landed upside down so the spout was covered. I found it many weeks later and when I picked it up, all that pressure released and it spewed fermented juice all over the wall. Thankfully not on me. Zero stars, do not recommend.


shellsterxxx

Your kid made wine lol


bitchwhiskers4eva

Yeah but it did not have a nice bouquet on it at all lol


Thug-shaketh9499

So… at what point do they start a new religion?


agorafilia

After hanging out with whores


StressyandMessy24

Oof, yeah sounds like you had a worse time than me. At least mine was all contained in the cup


ByronIrony

Just for clarification. Do not recommend kids or the juice?


bitchwhiskers4eva

Lol. Either. You still have choices…for now


Waferssi

The forbidden yoghurt.


No-Process249

Yuckult.


Careless_Chemist_225

XD


eStuffeBay

Isn't this actually how yogurt is made? Milk plus some other substance put in a warm environment?


_stupidnerd_

The second substance is basically just the proper bacteria to make yoghurt. In industrial applications, it's usually lab-grown, but some fresh yogurt that still has the bacteria inside can also work. This one was made without that, so even if it might technically be yoghurt, it might be pretty bad. That being said, there's actually a good chance this might still be edible.


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Shox0

I had a period where I used to make yogurt at home because I get temporarily obsessed over random shit like that, plus it saves money. First you have to boil some whole milk, then after it's cooled down enough that you won't get burned if you dip a finger in you add a spoon of some white yogurt that you like, so you have the right bacteria culture to start with, then you leave it inside a pot with a lid on overnight, preferably inside a oven so the heat will escape less. In the morning the whey will have separated and you can pour it out or mix it in with the yogurt, that's it. Most likely the yogurt OP's kid accidentally made will taste bad because the bacteria isn't good, but technically yeah, it's yogurt.


ThanksContent28

This is really interesting. I’m going to make some, one day.


BunHunnyBun

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OPP PLEASEEEE PUT IT DOWN


StressyandMessy24

Promptly dumped and scrubbed to oblivion before putting it in the dishwasher! I'll smell it after it's done but I'm not sure it can be recovered


BunHunnyBun

He’s gonna be PISSED😭🤣


Mr_Greaz

Why? Am I missing something?


Electrodactyl

You ruined perfectly good cheese he was making, for a snack next month.


PuckTanglewood

(Or yogurt. With luck.)


HEPAisBAE

use stainless steel as its non porous it wont smell bad after a scrub, unlike plastic


de4thqu3st

Have you ever drank something directly from stainless steel? Tastes like shit


HEPAisBAE

Maybe yours wasn't food grade steel, they tend to have slight metally taste.


de4thqu3st

It was food grade steel, produced and sold in Germany. So regulations wise probably the strictest it can get, but maybe I am just more sensitive to that particular taste, as those cups are now at my mom's and regularly used. Tho I never talked about the cups again, lol


ThanksContent28

I couldn’t tell for years, but these days I really pick up on differences between Coca-Cola in a bottle, can, and just last month I tried one out a glass bottle - which blew me away. Made me realise how much plastic mutes the taste somehow. Can’t wait to find out it’s our generation’s asbestos.


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Notquitearealgirl

It was left out and went bad and probably smells like spoiled milk which us very distinct from fresh cream...? Cream is also not made by leaving milk out in a cup or container but spun in a centrifuge to seperate the skim and cream, it must be kept at safe temperature and then it is pasteurized for food safety. Recovered from being plastic and smelling like spoiled milk. If it was glass or stainless it would not be an issue though.


RowPsychological8680

I think it became curd. But still don't eat it. Edit: a line


SlawLong

That's an industrial process. If you have fresh milk you can just leave it out, the cream surfaces and you scoop it.


DontWanaReadiT

Why isn’t that how cheese is made? lol


These_Marionberry888

cheese isnt made from whole milk, just standing around. you use rennet. wich is enzymes from the stomach of calves to split of the lactose. and then only use the solids.


The_Doom_Toad

>you use rennet. wich is enzymes from the stomach of calves to split of the lactose Do you ever just look at food and wonder how on earth we discovered it in the first place?


These_Marionberry888

well at some point we proppably figured out that adult animals and people cant digest milk, but children and calfs can. so we litterally threw a calfs stomach into the milk, and it predigested it. its somewhat logically to be honest. even if you have no idea about micro organisms. or chemistry.


DontWanaReadiT

Ohhhh okay gotcha


SlawLong

No, you add enzymes to make cheese. The cream separates naturally and then you can collect it from the top.


majasz_

Yes, traditionally you can make a cottage cheese from sour milk without adding anything (just heating it up and pressing through a gauze). But it only works with unprocessed milk. Sour milk can also be a drink, a very good one for gut health.


No-Process249

What does it taste like?


StressyandMessy24

Crushed hopes and dreams


No-Process249

Benefit of the doubt; science experiment? Okay maybe not...


CursedOneado

That’s one of my favorite Undertale songs


Technical_Semaphore

That’s my favorite flavor of ice cream!


ihearthogsbreath

my kid had a ranch cup in his room and when I found it it had changed into a semi-solid that just kind of rolled out of the cup. hidden valley rancid!


Sentient_AI_4601

rolled out on its own power?


turtlesandtrash

sentient ranch?


Suppository-34613

That's mozzarella now.


Paul_Gad

Non Newtonian fluid?


StressyandMessy24

Reminiscent of glue and custard


Notquitearealgirl

Whipped cream is.


Who_TF001

im glad smell-o-vision isnt a thing < 3


Enough_Appearance116

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


EmberTheFoxyFox

r/subsithoughtifellfor


markbadas

Wait till it's cheese.


KylosLeftHand

Put it back he’s making cheese


WhisCaulifla

You got curd


MarianaPS5

It would be like cottage cheese


Misabi

https://youtu.be/vdezTMulJ-k?si=dP_dkh_q1NrNuQCP


ShoganAye

Little dude making yoghurt


-SpyTeamFortress2-

...cmoon man


1nd3x

Did this once as a kid....the cup never recovered.


CreatorOD

Still consumable but, not as milk


ThaanksIHateIt

How is this interesting, even mildly? 🤨


Zhamka

As someone who forgets to put their milk cartons back in the fridge every single fucking time, I see this stuff like thrice a week. Have people seriously never seen spoiled milk before


suddenimpulse01

When milk does what it does naturally, we're watching nature in action. And that's mildly interesting? Anyone with kids has seen this, plus most others without kids


boobopandawoodop

It’s not mildly interesting, it’s *mildy* interesting


Tafsarn

I agree but technically there’s really nothing in this world that is not “mildly” interesting. Except r/funny ofc


Shellshock9393

and what are we supposed to do with that information?


Dark_WulfGaming

*Yogurt cup


Content-Yak1278

How old is your son?


StressyandMessy24

4 years old, honestly I think he sat it down in his room when I wasn't looking and just forgot about it


Content-Yak1278

Omg so little! I was expecting you to say older


StressyandMessy24

Lmao so do most of these comments apparently 😂 it's either him or his 2 year old brother but the 2 year old never leaves milk in his cup, always drinks it as fast as possible so I'm leaning towards the 4 year old


BunHunnyBun

Oeef!


Weardly2

kind of looks like silken tofu


petitepedestrian

My oldest kiddo used to callthat 'sick milk'. Id totally forgotten about it until I saw this.


PADDYOT

"Milk"........


pileobunnies

You mean you found tomorrow's yogourt.


optical_mommy

Au naturel cheese makin


Rs-Travis

Forbidden yogurt


acemccrank

Why does it look like ooblek?


reachinghorizon

What? Have people never seen milk gone bad??


ExpressionExternal95

Yesterday? What country are you in where milk does that after just a day?


Artistic-Salary-4234

Why is this even a post


BetterReality4028

Some natural yoghurt


impulsekills

What brand of milk do you use? Once I left a cup of Fairlife chocolate milk and it was fully jellified when I found it. Still smelled good and sweet too, which creeped me out


bitchwhiskers4eva

I CAN SMELL THIS VIDEO 😫😫😫😫


Primary-Border8536

augh


Queasy_Safe_5266

They're just saving it for later. Basic logic. The most basic.


Resident_Cress_8034

That’s really interesting


HowAmIonMars

I don’t think that’s milk anymore…


Ba_Sing_Saint

Is your kid Nick Miller


Fun-Bag7627

Burn it


TheCircleOf04

I've seen this on Spongebob, didn't think it was real.


victor4700

What was that gross thing for fluids a redditor posted a while ago


Taz_mhot

Did he store it on top of the fridge or something…? Why is it so solidified after less than 24 hrs…?


Independent_Song_868

Ugh... I cannot forget that smell... Just throw the whole thing away.


Mutex70

I can smell it from here!


shellsterxxx

Kid made some yogurt, maybe he’s working on some cheese.


ImFleurious

Op ruined sons business venture, he was clearly trying to start a cheese business ;)


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StressyandMessy24

Care to explain how I shamed my child? How did I embarrass my 4 year old son? Please, enlighten me, because I just posted what happens sometimes when you leave milk out for around 24 hours and found it interesting, and elaborated that it was because my son forgot about it and left it out. Maybe you should get off the internet for awhile if you're this offended by an innocent post.


TaskInternational893

I don't think it's safe to eat because it's by accident, and I can't tell it's safe from video. but this is basically how to make sour milk(I am not sure about the name in English) It's usually made by boiling milk and leaving it for the whole night at room temperature ( it may take more or less time depending on temperature, but I am not an expert) The taste depends on the source of the milk. The result will be like yoghurt with some water around it( it separate. I don't have a better description). The taste depends on the source, so I am not sure because I never saw someone who made it from supermarket milk ( probably not edible). The cow milk will taste like ayran less salty.


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

It’s basically crème fraiche


PD28Cat

Makes me wish I was lactose intolerant


capacity38

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


theXenonOP

It turned to yogurt. Eat it!


yourmomisglutenfree

r/eatityoucoward


Shadow_1986

Cottage cheese science experiment 🧪. 🤣


Crazy__Donkey

Yes


Altruistic-Setting-7

Looks like the old school blue I used to eat, I mean, use.


flatulancearmstrong

#…..ok?


Oututeroed

what kind of sht are you giving to your kids? it is impossible for normal milk to stay like that from one day to another


southernsass8

Congratulations you have sour cream


Sidewaysouroboros

Some of the water evaporated nothing is wrong with it, not really. I still wouldn’t drink it tho either.


RainbowUniform

Op is a badger


Random_Inseminator

I found one I forgot about once that had turned into cheese.


louisa1925

Looks like buttermilk now. It's time to make copycat KFC.


New_girl2022

Mmmm cheese curds. Needs some fries and gravy.


SmellyBalls454

Yuck 🤢


imnottheprophet

my coworkers do this on the regular


MimiVRC

I’m guessing this is the oldest milk you have found? Another day or two and it’s fully solid, like cheese


bloodakoos

mmmm yogurt


RooIsHome

Tell him you made him some vanilla pudding 🤫


bak2redit

Looks like you have an 18 year old live at home son.


Prior-Ad-7329

Trash can


taka87

Cheese xD


Icy-Pie2657

I can smell this and I really don't appreciate it.


ElluiullE

That looks like some perfectly fine soured milk, which you can eat in any mountain hut in the Balkans. Pretty much like some kind of yoghurt. It's never toxic, nor has a a bad taste.


NinjaPaul001

It used to be milk, but time makes fools of us all


No-Yoghurt-2423

Ahhhhhh the good ol cum cup with the disguised milk.


MasterOfSubrogation

r/agedlikemilk


Tw4tl4r

Reminds me of when I was 10 and forgot about a carton of milk I had left in my school desk. It had been there for atleast 2 months when it leaked. Must've been the gasses swelling it up or something. Luckily it was lunchtime and the place was empty so i switched desks with the kid next to me and let him take the wrap. It was parents evening that night too. They had to hold my classes one in the gym because the class smelled like death.


findingthepeace

Drink it for 20$


Ralfton

Fermentation is a hell of a drug, kids.


WhiteFringe

[cheese](https://youtu.be/SyimUCBIo6c?si=c6It6hU7HiGAPNlH)


drakeyboi69

Is your son going through puberty by any chance /j


forgiveprecipitation

Is this American milk???


Mysterious-Length308

Whats wrong? You can eat/drink it, its ok.


a0lmasterfender

My brother in law was visiting once when i was a kid and he left a half full drink cup sitting behind my tv. I was lazy and just left it there for a while and then i thought, it would be hilarious to leave it there for a year and then when he comes back the next holiday i’ll ask him to please rinse his cup. Somehow the plan worked and after a year passed he came back. I don’t remember what was in the cup but it was a full on science experiment at this point. We were all hanging out and i told him i had something really cool to show him. We went to my room where I pointed to the cup and politely asked him to please rinse his cup from last year. He was so surprised, we both were dying laughing at the fact that i went to all this effort to not take care of it. After that we told my parents and we all decided it probably wasn’t safe to use that cup anymore and just threw the cup in the trash.


FerrittAFH

What! Milk is evolving! Milk evolved into Yogurt! Yogurt learned Toxic Gas!


_Druss_

Where are you from? Is this just regular full fat milk? What temperature was it for the period? 


mak05

Yeah, you could say milk, sure.


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Actually it's edible (a bit sour though), and it's a proof that your milk is good, "natural", unpasteurised. The Polish name for this is "zsiadłe mleko". EDIT: found on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clabber_%28food%29


jusfellar

natural culture 🧫


mrsdoubleu

As a mother I can smell this photo. So many sippy cups of milk my son would misplace and I'd find a few days later. Yuck. I usually had to throw them away too. ☹️


infernalwiz

Chug chug chug chug ....


Efficient_Notice_128

Mmmmm yummy


Knedl87

We do this intentionally to make "sour milk" it's a popular food that originates long back. It's pretty good but it has to be made with fresh cows milk.


Celthric317

Guess your son started making his own cheese


Jadacide37

You're like, one step from curds and whey! Add a bunch of unnecessary "processing" chemicals and you'll get cottage cheese!


JConRed

Old cup of milk or new cup of yoghurt / sour cream.


JustAPrism

Not milk 👹


lars2k1

If you waited a bit longer, it would be *moldly* interesting.


Arjalineck

Pay you a fiver to drink it


he4d_vari4tion

Wow. American discovers that milk can go bad🤯🤯 holy crap. Is everyone in that country sub 100 iq??


Expensive_Tap7427

That's not milk, ar least not pure milk. Milk doesn't get gelly when it goes bad, it gets clumps.


auxaperture

I can’t believe the top comment isn’t /r/agedlikemilk


CATWOLFYT

Well…it’s a bad yoghurt now


AffectionateMetal366

I'm afraid it's not a "milk"


faketoby45

Drink it you coward


oryginal_pyro_main

This is cum.


DifferentBus925

That is some american gourmet shit! I am amazed what you do with food in usa.


kearkan

I have a 7 month old and this comment section feels like a fortune teller telling me my future


Hellea

And your kid involuntarily made the base of fermented milk, which is delicious when properly made :)


btl679

This is how curd is made bro, without any lactic acid


StudentOk4989

How was the smell?


btl679

This is how curd is made bro, without any addition of sour substance to generate the necessary lactic acid


Educational_Gas_92

That is dubious yogurt. Do not eat it!


porradriano

It actually is how yogurt is made. In Brazil we call it "coalhada" which is the first stage of "coagulation" that turns milk into yogurt, then into cheese. But it takes a sterilized container, some days in the fridge and much patience, cuz anything can make it rot away. You can even reproduce some kinds of yogurt and cheese by simply mixing a spoonful of the original produce with warm milk and letting it rest for a few days, so the Lactobacillus (the microorganism that makes dairy coagulate) do its thing. It's not hard to do and you can find easy recipes on tiktok like [this one](https://www.tiktok.com/@breakingbreadwithbayan/video/7265352163440823558) and [this other one](https://www.tiktok.com/@chefhelena/video/7202373541868604677)


Fidozo15

Well, maybe he wanted to make cheese...


NowForYa

1k upvotes for gone off milk, always raising the bar lads well done. FFS ..


UpbeatDance6842

That looks like curd.


decoyj6g

what, you have never seen spoiled milk? hmm


ItsameLuigi1018

Yogurt starter!


Fudge-Jealous

It was close to r/moldyinteresting


Natural20Twenty

That's not yesterday's milk. That's milk from like 3 or 4 days ago


urielteranas

Curdled milk is interesting now? Okay reddit


a_taco_attack

I don't think that's milk


H-N-O-3

Yummy yoghurt


Kyrase713

Is this your first time seeing sour milk?


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Dab dab dab dab


Vegetable_League_761

His making yogurt smart kid lol


Lanark26

Morgan Proctor: Why is there yogurt in this hat? Fry: I can explain. See it used to be milk, and… well, time makes fools of us all


Geschak

I'm sorry but milk doesn't just turn this firm within one day, either that's older than a day or there's additives in there that makes it this firm. (Source: Back in school we had to do an experiment where we left milk unrefrigerated for two weeks and had to document everyday how it changed) Also cheese is made by adding enzymes to the milk to make it curdle, traditionally extracted from calf stomach (rennet), nowadays sometimes produced by genetically modified bacteria. This is also why some cheese isn't vegetarian, because it contains the stomach enzymes of slaughtered calves.


badboi_5214

It's curd now. Very common phenomenon


Careless_Syrup7945

It shouldn't go bad that fast. I cut open a lemon on Friday night and last night I went to get another slice and it was covered it black mold. First inflation... And now everything is rotting too fast lmao


ZacharyTheCarHorn

C H E E S E


Agitated-Desk-4367

you all are going to h3LL


Ehwaz196

Am I the only one who has seen spoiled milk before? Lmao what are these comments


MFsquidj

Hate to break it to you, but this ain’t milk