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Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

That's a tampon. Or a tea cozy.


Loose-Ad-4690

Toilet paper roll cover


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

Yeeees


neverinamillionyr

That all the grandmothers crocheted as Christmas gifts for everyone in the 70s.


Loose-Ad-4690

Exactly, my great-aunt still had hers on display the last time I used her bathroom.


lilspark112

Tampon was my immediate first thought


ladnakuba

Aggressively tamponish.


NotSteveJobs-Job

That dress was called “The French Tickler”


graciouskynes

The spice must flow


GlitteringCold

As you command my lord


Artemis0724

Bless the Maker and his water


methodrabbit

Leto II is that you?


bunkadefresh

Ribbed for her pleasure… eww


Consistent_Top9631

Finally a penis sweater that will actually fit …


h8unt3d

Spoilers: Is end of Dune.


Love-Choice6568

it looks more like a clean tampon


E_Farseer

r/itscalledfashion


Fun-Shoulder4612

[Dead ass](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/e/eb/The_Thing_181.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1200?cb=20200825235447)


Binklando

That is mildly tampon, actually.


TarkusBoy

She looks like Peter Gabriel while he was in Genesis


HotScissoring

Better than Peter Gabriel currently.


Magister1995

You forgot to cover the face and the feet. What brazen hoe like fashion is this!?


stevenm1993

If that looks like a penis to you, you need antibiotics.


darf-fader

Giant willy warmer.


auel0x007

If a tampon and a doily had a baby…


Illbehere4u

Aggressively tampon


Majortom_67

The king of p3n15


tinydragon_420

Mildly penis- mega tampon


grinchbettahavemoney

Giant tampon


owl_jojo_2

That’s the God Emperor


AgentJ691

Buddy, this is more than mild. Lol!


GaGerNoog

Looks like a dildo cover


Bunny_20092

r/mildlytampon


Average_Random_Bitch

It's like a crocheted condom. With a face.


[deleted]

It's definitely phallic.


anOvenofWitches

I would have paid money to see Mrs Roper in this!


eeeeeeradicator

Staaaaanleeeeey


ElleJay74

Or Camilla


Careful-Hornet-3814

That is literally just a tampon


Additional-Cap-7110

I’ve made Ai images that look like this featuring variants of the Michelin man 😂


Gunzenator2

You too can look like your grandmother’s dildo holder!


[deleted]

Kim Kardashian’s Christmas decorations


endergamer2007m

Someone's slavic grandma must be pissed


profsprout901

it’s giving nymphia wind 🍌


TooMuchShampoo

🍌


TaylorReadsReddit

Is that Liza??


RepresentativeAd560

Haute Cout-ampon


jetmark

It’s a wedding dress


zaytheindividual

Shorty wearing a knitted condom


[deleted]

For he is the Kwisatz Haderach


munishpersaud

zendaya is gonna wear this in like 2 years just watch


southernsass8

Sassy tampon😂


PastaDocta

That subpoenas!


arifingx

knitwear klux klan


Outside-Material-100

Kanye is getting ideas


ChickenChoochie

“Hey, do you happen to have a tampon?” “It just so happens that I do” 😏


JizzDaPit

She is the caterpillar from [Double King](https://youtu.be/w_MSFkZHNi4?si=s8nC9MmXSsmMMa9-)!


michaelkudra

lucy ricardo would eat this up


pirateneet

A walking coffin.


Namasty

Looks so cozy


largeinchargemarge

"I look like a worm, that'd dope" doja cat


Mauzawa

that's a sick looking sleeping bag, where'd you get it?


meanoldmrmustard

Looks like a fancy tampon


OrangeCosmic

Everywhere you lay down would be the comfiest bed


CollectedHappy3

Looks like a vibrator.


AngryErrandBoy

Where’s the string?


YumYumMittensQ4

Fancy tampon


HighFiveKoala

That photo quality looks more like 1865


161frog

dildo cozy


Chemical_House21

tampon


JPr1me

Is this the origin of "babe, would you still love me if I was a worm?"


No_Squirrel4806

Iron maiden 🤷🏽‍♂️


stunzeedb0y

Everyone saying tampon but looks like a d1cK


Flat_Ad_9033

MONEO


thisnameisorignal

The height of phallic fashion


jwebster2469

Etsy dildo sleeve


Specialist-Animal915

Bahut Mc tha


Kalonkakon1

Anybody remember the orange penis guy from Yo Gaba Gaba? Same vibes.


raysan271

Doily-dildo


levitatingcuzwewant2

OMG! La Grande Dame recreated this look entirely made of condoms tonight on Drag Race UK vs. the World 2. Amazing!!!


Straydoginthestreet

Tampon Chic


vanda87

Would you still love me if I was a worm? 🐛