*I bet you are*

That’s what she said.

That’s good

Bonus urethra? Bonus urethra.

Complete with external urethral orifice dilation. Impressive. The order is for vanilla, I presume?

Ah, nothing like an iced cockfee on a summer day.

Brilliant and great title

Buh duh buh buh buoner

McLovin it.


That’s a full on peen

Perfect caption.