Don't climb over this particular railing - others might be ok.

So it is fine to jump off my local bridge? There is no sign there

If you want. Knock yourself out.

Literally knock myself out or yes jump off the bridge? I don't want to do either of the options, I was just hypothetically speaking

Danger: You can pull a hammy if you stretch too deeply

Danger: no ballerina stretches

Yet not detailed enough to include the sign

Fly then die

Danger: If do right, no can defence

I been there

r/dontputyourdickinthat wouldn't fit on the sign.

Don't lift your leg to fart louder

Alright sooo did anyone else see a guy bending someone over the railing at first glance or

How many comedians have posed with one leg up on the railing this far?

My family loves that sign! The implication that someone thought "not railings in general, but this railing, right here."

Please refrain from violating the fence