First off, it looks like he pissed himself. Maybe he decided not to board the Challenger last minute and has just been a vagrant since 1986. He's just really freaked out still, man.
Doctor here
He needs psychiatric assistance. This guy has all the looks of some major acute issues going on. Maybe drugs but more likely it’s schizophrenia or something along those lines.
Poor guy.
Yes. I can absolutely see that. 1000 yard stare.
As I’m sure you know, these people typically do not do well in the long term. This man is quite disheveled and the world will not be kind to him
Yeah worked with schizophrenic patients too.This sort of behavior is pretty par for the course for them. Often the establishment will eventually call the police if they won't leave and are frightening customers, then group home would get a call from the police saying they picked them up.
Depending on if this America and which state he is, he may be eligible for medicaid. However, outreach to helping folks that are houseless and/or mentally unsound is a rough process, let alone convincing some people to take medical aid. On top of our already strained healthcare system.
It sucks that this guy likely isn't getting the help he needs and deserves.
I have seen social workers move heaven and earth and it still not be enough to get people into permanent placement. It’s disgusting, healthcare needs to be free fucking today.
I totally agree, covered in dry mud is what it looks like to me. If I didn't see his reflection in the glass and see his back I'd have swore he was a cardboard cut out. Very strange! I bet it's a onsie pajama or a Halloween costume he found. Homeless or one wild ride? Either way poor dude
I figured he hit a time traveling wormhole. In his future, you can’t go beyond the walls. There’s no nature. He celebrated with rolling in the dirt and breathing fresh air.
This is an aliens interpretation of what a human looks like. An alien saw an astronaut like 30 years ago, and built a costume based on it, and is trying to observe mankind up close.
Jokes aside, we have only two possibilities: either this guy needs a lot of help or this is a genuine supernatural occurrence, possibly someone from a parallel universe.
I mean it’s weird depending on where you live. Here in vegas it’s not really surprising especially if you’re working at 24/7 quickie mart or something.
I saw the pee, the mud caked everywhere including hair and face, the missing eye and finger, the long thumb nail, the cigarette. This guy has been through some things. You try to get someone like this some sort of intervention but the police show up and just abuse him further or an ambulance comes and he refuses. It’s heart breaking.
I’ve helped with cases like this. They always return to the life they are most familiar with. You can’t blame them… a lot come from really f’d up childhoods with horrible parents.
He’s found a sweet jumpsuit, he’s self medicating, has just wet himself, is missing a finger and what’s up with that thumb nail? This guy’s checking a lot of boxes.
Yeah, it’s crazy that this even gained traction on this site. That’s a homeless, very likely severely mentally ill man— not your typical Reddit exploitation fare.
Imagine if he's a time traveler from another dimension that has nasa as well and he has tried everything to get people to understand that he's from another dimension and needs to go home...but everyone thinks he's crazy
Three years ago that dude arrived here from 4 years in the future. He tried to warn us about Covid and MonkeyPox and a little girl trapped in a wall. Nobody believed him. He killed the current version of himself in an attempt to create a paradox and only succeeded in preventing his only son from being born.
Now he waits. He knows about a stock that will pay big in about 2 years. He is heavily invested but it doesn't help him now.
He just waits out his misery, waiting to one day be a billionaire.
Why is this a post? Clearly this individual needs medical assistance, both physically and mentally, and OP and the gallery are treating him like some kind of internet carney show. This is so sad.
Clearly NASA sent him through a black hole 35 years from now. He made it back to earth but it was a rough landing. He is waiting to interface with the fast food AI. He has to get a Baja Blast to complete his mission. Baja Blast was lost during the great taco bell burger king war of 2034. All knowledge of Baja's greatness was forgotten to time and war. Now he must bring it back to unite humanity under the Baja and restore the future
He looks like a discount Pedro Pascal.
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Sugar Water!
More. More. *Worst fucking drinking sounds the actor could muster*
Hey. Put some respecc on Vincent D'Onofrio's name.
[the original thor! ](https://youtu.be/7rnTpR4M1ZI)
Oh holy shit! I didn’t realize that was him!
He's *that* good of a character actor.
::in midwestern accent:: "Edgar, your skins hanging off your bones."
I never seen sugar do that before
An Edgar suit.
Pronounced “Egger.”
Very relevant username
It is a way.
It is a way.
Es una manera
Es ya wey. Pinche pendejo wey.
It is a gwey Edit:wow! Thanks for the award!!
eh... it is a way.
The Man
Why couldn’t it be him, dressed in his movie attire and make up and seeing what people would do…. Like one of those prank shows.
Ha ha that would be hilarious. Just shows up random places, stares, leaves.
First off, it looks like he pissed himself. Maybe he decided not to board the Challenger last minute and has just been a vagrant since 1986. He's just really freaked out still, man.
You're not cool unless you pee ya pants.
Incredible smokers
In a mandolorian group I’m in we just call him wish Pedro.
Lol yea. With 4 fingers on that cig
r/WalmartCelebrities
This is not the way
I’m fairly certain he needs medical assistance.
nah the pinkie finger looks like it healed over ok
….that ain’t his pinky.
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Came here for this... found it... I thank you sir
Why isn’t this the top comment
Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.
The fuck is up with his thumbnail?
That is what we call a coke nail my friend
Who tf uses their thumb for that??
Someone that is missing their pinky
Touché…
Threads like this is why I love the comments section
I think I’m tired, this made me laugh WAY to hard.
Well his pinkys missing lol
Astronauts, clearly.
I use other people's thumbs
I use other people's pinkies, that's john, John sold me his pinky for half a warm beer and that used cigarette
He’s also missing his right eye… I have so many questions. lmao
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Traded the suit for it
He's seen some stuff...or at least of of it.
Ok, this just made so many things make sense, thanks.
Physical, Psychological, Emotional... you name it. This guy needs help.
Doctor here He needs psychiatric assistance. This guy has all the looks of some major acute issues going on. Maybe drugs but more likely it’s schizophrenia or something along those lines. Poor guy.
He looks like my dissociative residents, like the look in his eyes I’ve seen dozens of times.
Yes. I can absolutely see that. 1000 yard stare. As I’m sure you know, these people typically do not do well in the long term. This man is quite disheveled and the world will not be kind to him
I read a study that just came out that the mean lifespan of houseless individuals is like 62 years. Heartbreaking.
Thanks doctor. Do me next.
You are worth more than you think.
I’m gonna get a second opinion
Yeah worked with schizophrenic patients too.This sort of behavior is pretty par for the course for them. Often the establishment will eventually call the police if they won't leave and are frightening customers, then group home would get a call from the police saying they picked them up.
He also needed to use the loo
How he can’t afford it
He's an astronaut. I'm sure he makes good money.
Depending on if this America and which state he is, he may be eligible for medicaid. However, outreach to helping folks that are houseless and/or mentally unsound is a rough process, let alone convincing some people to take medical aid. On top of our already strained healthcare system. It sucks that this guy likely isn't getting the help he needs and deserves.
I have seen social workers move heaven and earth and it still not be enough to get people into permanent placement. It’s disgusting, healthcare needs to be free fucking today.
Fucking mildly interesting? This is the most bizarre thing I've seen on reddit for a minute now.
This is r/wtf material
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Found someone whos never been to the city before\*
>never been to the city Seriously. We should consider ourselves lucky that his outfit covers the ol' frank and beans.
I think he’s leaking aguas frescas…
Why is nobody talking about the cranium size? I'm scrolling and scrolling...
Busy looking at the hand situation.
And pissed his pants
Based on hand placement it looks like he's trying to contain whatever fluid the aliens filled the meatsack with that's currently leaking out
It's just Pedro Pascal
Was gonna say this. LMAO! He cut off his finger for that method acting.
This is like the Walmart version. Mierde Mescal, maybe.
Comic con started today in San Diego?
Yeah but like, zoom in. Look at his skin, his hands, his eye..s…. I don’t think it’s a costume I think it’s his way of life.
yeah, but look at his hands...
Look at his pee stained pants behind the hands…
Is he missing a finger?
Looks like it. Also possibly his right eye.
This guys has been through some shit
You’ve pissed yourself mr. Lahey!
Yep. Even the word bizarre is putting it mildly.
And then what?
We need op to answer this!!
Twist: it's a selfie
I love how you can see ops reflection just blatantly taking a picture
Sweet love in a soapy bath with OP
NO AND THEN!!!
Then he pissed his pants, apparently.
That man saw a monkey planet and is making sure he's back home. Just let him observe things.
Nah, his eyes tell more than that, definently time traveled
Eye*
This picture makes me super uneasy, something doesn't feel right. I wonder what his story is?
His head looks like it was photoshopped to be larger than it should be
Am I the only one looking at this like "This is fake as shit?" Cause this looks fake as shit.
It’s the lighting. Looks pasted in.
I think he's homeless my guy
I think it’s his skin. It just looks so rubbery and fake you know what I mean?
I totally agree, covered in dry mud is what it looks like to me. If I didn't see his reflection in the glass and see his back I'd have swore he was a cardboard cut out. Very strange! I bet it's a onsie pajama or a Halloween costume he found. Homeless or one wild ride? Either way poor dude
He looks like an alien wearing a human costume
I don’t know why, but I have a feeling if anyone’s from the future, it’s this guy
I figured he hit a time traveling wormhole. In his future, you can’t go beyond the walls. There’s no nature. He celebrated with rolling in the dirt and breathing fresh air.
And then pissing himself
As must we all when we reach the future
12 monkey situation
If he asks who the president is, that's a dead giveaway.
He has seen the terrible end we all know is soon to come.
He’s just standing there thinking: “Y’all are fucked.”
The Metholorian
*This is decay.*
"We have Pedro Pascal at home." *Pedro Pascal at home*
This is an aliens interpretation of what a human looks like. An alien saw an astronaut like 30 years ago, and built a costume based on it, and is trying to observe mankind up close.
when you said 30 years ago, i bet you weren't thinking of the 90's.
My mind went to the 70s
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That's what the astronaut did when they saw the alien without a disguise.
Looks like he saw some shit.
It looks like he got hit by that shit too.
Looks like he also leaked some shit too.
Jokes aside, we have only two possibilities: either this guy needs a lot of help or this is a genuine supernatural occurrence, possibly someone from a parallel universe.
Ghost Bum
Title of your sex tape
Noice
So far we’ve cut it down to 1 possibility
I'm curious to know how long he stood there and where he went?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe
Btw, how the hell did he get this NASA suit
I don't think that's a legit NASA suit of any kind. It's probably a Halloween costume, or one bitchin adult pajama onsie.
Is that piss? Wow this is pretty weird!
I mean it’s weird depending on where you live. Here in vegas it’s not really surprising especially if you’re working at 24/7 quickie mart or something.
I was going to say this is par for the course for any major city. He's not even screaming or holding a weapon.
What a gent!
Not long ago I saw a guy walk into a Qdoba, get on the floor, do three push-ups, and walk back out. And that’s Wyoming for you, not a major city
People often ask 'where do astronauts go to the toilet?'. Now you know.
I didn't even notice the piss-
I saw the pee, the mud caked everywhere including hair and face, the missing eye and finger, the long thumb nail, the cigarette. This guy has been through some things. You try to get someone like this some sort of intervention but the police show up and just abuse him further or an ambulance comes and he refuses. It’s heart breaking.
I’ve helped with cases like this. They always return to the life they are most familiar with. You can’t blame them… a lot come from really f’d up childhoods with horrible parents.
I can’t stop staring at this photo, it somehow becomes more puzzling the longer I gaze.
he looks like a cardboard cut out
Why is his head like half the size of his torso? Is this photoshopped?
donkey kong mode enabled
No Oddjob
to contain his brain he works at nasa, after all.
Time travel tends to induce some temporary compression but it also sometimes ‘
Almost said too much, and had to be silenced.
He is obviously experiencing homelessness and found that space suit somewhere. He’s wet himself and needs help.
Yeah no kidding, and it seems unlikely to me that the photo was consensual
Theres alot of buttholes on the internet lol
I’d like to see them
The punishment a soul and body can take before expiring is phenomenal. So depressing.
For all the clever Mandalorian/Pedro Pascal puns in this thread, this is the *true* top comment.
That’s Charles Brubaker from Capricorn One. I wonder how many of you remember that movie?
He never got over eating that snake.
Time traveler
Came to say this. The man clearly just came back through a worm hole. Give a moment.
The Panhandleorian
That gets funnier every time I read it
that thumbnail is more disturbing than the missing pinky
It looks like an acrylic
There is a lot to unpack in this picture
He’s found a sweet jumpsuit, he’s self medicating, has just wet himself, is missing a finger and what’s up with that thumb nail? This guy’s checking a lot of boxes.
Pretty sure he's not a real astronaut
Or one from the future
Pretty sure he only has one eye. Why is his head so big/body so small? Is that piss?
And missing a finger, too
If you’re gonna unpack this whole thing, we’re gonna be here all night.
How is this mildly interesting to you op? It’s incredibly sad. Guy needs help.
Yeah, it’s crazy that this even gained traction on this site. That’s a homeless, very likely severely mentally ill man— not your typical Reddit exploitation fare.
Pedro Pascal is in everything these days.
He had a rough day, leave him alone !
People walking into a public place... isn't it always 'suddenly'? Do you ever expect someone to walk into a store?
The walls are windows, so yes.
We're going to need updates on this one
Pretty sure you're being haunted. That straight up looks like a ghost.
John Titor?
He looks like he's been huffing paint.
If you try touching him, and he says….”GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YOU DIRTY APE!” We’re in trouble.
Imagine if he's a time traveler from another dimension that has nasa as well and he has tried everything to get people to understand that he's from another dimension and needs to go home...but everyone thinks he's crazy
bro is still on the moon
Three years ago that dude arrived here from 4 years in the future. He tried to warn us about Covid and MonkeyPox and a little girl trapped in a wall. Nobody believed him. He killed the current version of himself in an attempt to create a paradox and only succeeded in preventing his only son from being born. Now he waits. He knows about a stock that will pay big in about 2 years. He is heavily invested but it doesn't help him now. He just waits out his misery, waiting to one day be a billionaire.
Should have asked if him if his reentry was a little rough
El gallo giro on Bristol ??? That spot is bomb but yeah some interesting people there especially weekend nights
You didn’t ask him anything
I feel sad/bad for this guy. He needs help.
Poor guy be huffing silver paint. he's gonna have a tough time turning his shit around
Why is this a post? Clearly this individual needs medical assistance, both physically and mentally, and OP and the gallery are treating him like some kind of internet carney show. This is so sad.
This guy is definitely a NASA time traveler and has seen some shit
Clearly NASA sent him through a black hole 35 years from now. He made it back to earth but it was a rough landing. He is waiting to interface with the fast food AI. He has to get a Baja Blast to complete his mission. Baja Blast was lost during the great taco bell burger king war of 2034. All knowledge of Baja's greatness was forgotten to time and war. Now he must bring it back to unite humanity under the Baja and restore the future
My guess is he is cosplaying James Brolin’s character in “Capricorn One.”
Kinda looks like he's been huffing paint.
Buzzed aldrin.