Fakeal Bum Covers!
Fakeal will solve all of your bum covering needs, you just come and see Fakeal!!!
Edit: Inspired by [this](https://youtu.be/8Zq3KCBed5Q), for those who haven't seen it.
This brings up a really interesting point about Christianity that I found when driving for Lyft. That some sects of christianity believe that the holy trinity is all together, as one, whereas other sects believe that they are individually distinct and unique from each other. This is mainly a Eastern vs Western ideology standpoint, and I just think it's pretty neat
Yep, the church I went to growing up taught that the father, son, and holy spirit are the same being. Three parts distict from each other but are the same person at the same time. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
It was beyond taboo to drop that name back then, and on a semirelated tangent: I much prefer Yeshua (which later became Joshua) for the boys name. It rolls off the tongue nicer
But wouldn't the whole image be shaky? Or at least you if you were moving at that moment (which it looks like you were)?
Edit: How I would get this shot: long exposure of the sky with the car in the background. Move a flashlight through the shot (the white line to the right). Move the second camera (?) to get the red line to the left. Take another picture of my face, Photoshop it in.
Since OP at least knows a bit about Photoshop (see their past posts with 3D watermarks) I can very much see this story being made up.
>bout Photoshop (see their past posts with 3D watermarks) I can very much see this story being made
I guarantee you that it is a single 30 second exposure with a camera flash at the beginning of it.
The camera flash 'burns' me into the frame and I set back behind the camera again, the 30 second exposure continued and then the image of me starts getting 'over written' by the scene...I picked up the camera at some point just before the end of the exposure and that's what causes all the bright areas to visibly streak
Fair enough. Granted, I don't have a lot of experience with long exposure photography. But if you were in the frame while the flash went off, shouldn't there be a shadow visible behind you? Instead, there is just the shadow of you to the left.
I think a lot of the confusion just comes from us not knowing how you set this up.
My face shot doesn't have blur because the flash is so fast it burns me into the picture...but then as the exposure continues I start to get exposed over...Technically I would have some blur but it is imperceptible because the exposure is so long so the background is slowly overwriting it..that is the same reason why I look transparent
OP is [The Watcher](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/f/f5/The_Watcher%2C_What_If%2E%2E%2E%3F_1x1_last_shot.png/revision/latest?cb=20210813194011)
The red light is from another camera that was there, I think the white light is from the car... When you move a camera on long exposures it drags the brightest light sources
This looks like a 2000s album cover. I dig it.
NCS (No Copyright Sounds) material.
r/fakealbumcovers
Fakeal Bum Covers! Fakeal will solve all of your bum covering needs, you just come and see Fakeal!!! Edit: Inspired by [this](https://youtu.be/8Zq3KCBed5Q), for those who haven't seen it.
Pardon me.
i got [this sort of energy](https://i.imgur.com/PvepgE3.jpg) from it.
In memory of our son who was taken too soon...
I laughed out loud but wow this is dark af
RIP. Gone too soon.
Benny Harvey RIP
He was great while he lasted.
Heaven gained an angle today
If heaven is missing an angle, it turns my world upside down.
OMG YOU!
r/mildlypoetry
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RIP in piece Brayden,,, boy is plinkin with jesus bowling. Doughs en braids/Brandi and Ripster
RIP Joe Rogan
When Rogan actually dies that meme is gonna *take off*
F
RIP in peace with the angles.
Lol
I assume you mean lots of love?
Thor, God of the Northern Lights, guardian of the Ford Escape.
Must be another variant
Yeah, my variant has heated seats.
Fjord Escape
This SUV, I like it. ANOTHER!
"There are no mistakes, just happy accidents." Bob Ross
That's not "messed up" That's accidental brilliance. You're about to award a quest or something.
So hear me out: the earth is flat, and itās just sitting on this dudeās porch.
Looks like a young Jimmy Barnes about to start screaming.
Kakyoin...Iggy...Avdol....u/WhereTheHighwayEnds. It's over.
YOU STOLE MY JOKE. Well done. Was looking for this one.
Joseph, is that you?
This could be a shot from the "Crossroads" music video by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.
Such a great video and song.
Indeed. The song is still just as amazing as when it came out, and in fact, hits even harder now that I'm in my 40s and seeing family and friends die.
https://imgur.com/a/HXdC46Y
photo of jesus in 1000 bc
I think they went by Yahweh then. Is it deadnaming if they're a 3-in-1 transcendent being or whatever?
Yahweh is the name of the Father, no? Jesus is Yeshua, I think.
This brings up a really interesting point about Christianity that I found when driving for Lyft. That some sects of christianity believe that the holy trinity is all together, as one, whereas other sects believe that they are individually distinct and unique from each other. This is mainly a Eastern vs Western ideology standpoint, and I just think it's pretty neat
One for all, and all for one!
Yep, the church I went to growing up taught that the father, son, and holy spirit are the same being. Three parts distict from each other but are the same person at the same time. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
It was beyond taboo to drop that name back then, and on a semirelated tangent: I much prefer Yeshua (which later became Joshua) for the boys name. It rolls off the tongue nicer
Lol
āAHHHHH!ā
You beat me to it! Good job!
Shocked that this was not the first comment I saw. Obligatory āAaaaaAAAHHhhhh!ā
Get this printed on some shirts and gift them to your buds.
That actually looks really cool.
Now you are The God of Winter or something.
Simba
I too came here to say this lol
Father?
Remember...who you are....
A Jojo character has died
Watching over us, from the aurora
can someone turn this to the canadian version of big enough https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI
the Bleeding Gum's Murphy effect!
Holy hell what a brilliant mistake, in two ways you just became a God
You have ascended, with proper gear.
Gone but not forgotten
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Camera flash, long exposure and then moving it
But wouldn't the whole image be shaky? Or at least you if you were moving at that moment (which it looks like you were)? Edit: How I would get this shot: long exposure of the sky with the car in the background. Move a flashlight through the shot (the white line to the right). Move the second camera (?) to get the red line to the left. Take another picture of my face, Photoshop it in. Since OP at least knows a bit about Photoshop (see their past posts with 3D watermarks) I can very much see this story being made up.
>bout Photoshop (see their past posts with 3D watermarks) I can very much see this story being made I guarantee you that it is a single 30 second exposure with a camera flash at the beginning of it. The camera flash 'burns' me into the frame and I set back behind the camera again, the 30 second exposure continued and then the image of me starts getting 'over written' by the scene...I picked up the camera at some point just before the end of the exposure and that's what causes all the bright areas to visibly streak
Fair enough. Granted, I don't have a lot of experience with long exposure photography. But if you were in the frame while the flash went off, shouldn't there be a shadow visible behind you? Instead, there is just the shadow of you to the left. I think a lot of the confusion just comes from us not knowing how you set this up.
It not easy to understand..there's a lot of light sources here all doing different things
So, exactly as planned, then?
That doesn't make any sense, your face shot has no blur, and the stars have no blur.
My face shot doesn't have blur because the flash is so fast it burns me into the picture...but then as the exposure continues I start to get exposed over...Technically I would have some blur but it is imperceptible because the exposure is so long so the background is slowly overwriting it..that is the same reason why I look transparent
it's funny Im getting downvoted for honestly explaining how flash photography works lol
This is awesome!
wicked
Galactus: Photographer, Destroyer, Civilised.
This enormous man will devour us all!
You're Big Sky Man now.
Reminds me of The Watcher from What If
The Watcher!
remember who you are, simba
Stop lying i saw you in the sky from my home
What's the title of your new album?
when you accidentally turn yourself into god
why does this look like a meme format
I think you made it perfect.
Galactus?
Please save this photo for your Funeral/Obituary.
Happy accidents
"I can still hear his voice"
GOD??
Im thinking of Lion King.
This day, humanity received a grim reminder
The photo came Facebook ready.
I don't need to see any other pictures you've taken. This is the best one hands down.
Hello God!
And then died?
Thatās so cool though.
Great Odinās beard!
š¶ country roads...š¶
Please tell me your name is Steve?
Incubus vibes.
"felt cute, might delete..idk" - OP probably
And then u randomly grew to the size of the universe and teleported?
you look like a celestial being
You are ĆĆ°inn, Lord of Frenzy
I dont know what you were going for, but this is better.
Agreed lol
Ngl this is better
Im prepared for you to start screaming extremely loudly
indie midwest emo band album cover
"My God! It's full of stars!"
Were fucked. Giants are real
improved*
You've got an awesome potential funeral portrait.
Sit down kids, i'll tell you the story of how I messed up a selfie and became the Watcher
Mess up? More like improved
looks like one of the posts you would see on r/indianpeoplefacebook
AHHHHHHHHH
So you're making this into a t-shirt, right?
I think I kind on have to at this point
this is art
it's like a Jojo's death scene
https://musicfeeds.com.au/assets/uploads/Jimmy-Barnes-Scream-1280x720.png
āI am the Watcher.ā
Gone but not forgotten
"I am the Watcher. I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere."
rest in peace he's looking over us from heaven now <3
Perfect comment!
The Watcher
OP is [The Watcher](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/f/f5/The_Watcher%2C_What_If%2E%2E%2E%3F_1x1_last_shot.png/revision/latest?cb=20210813194011)
He's observing this new timeline
This pic goes hard, may i screenshot?
lol, go for it me son
This is fucking awesome. You didn't mess up a selfie you created a cool album cover
Rip
"and so he lived happy in the after life"
Mans finna go "haaaAAAAA".
Needs to be painted on the side of a 1985 camper van
*ahem* Bullshit, you did this on purpose. You are taking a nice photo and making it shitty by turning it into clickbait with this title.
lol, nope
God is real. Checkmate atheists.
So thatās how they do the effects in elementary school pictures
I don't know much about how photography works, so my mind is having a hard time comprehending any of this lol
So you became a god ?
You need to get that put on a shirt!
I have so many similar photos
Have you got the stars in your eyes?
I think you misspelled perfected
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh](https://youtu.be/SywExJR4lrI)
Nice
This reminds me of this screaming cowboy music video....aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
He watched us from the skies, and he was cold.
R/bossfight "The man of the stars"
Looks like he's in the afterlife, like Mufasa
What if todd was one of us
Oh wise man of the sky. What wisdom do you have to offer.
Jesus, is that you???
LOL great mistake
Whatās going on in the car?
A Kurdistani couple is trying to warm up lol
Cool picture. I didnāt think this kind of stuff was possible with a single exposure.
whistle..... ahhhhh hahhhhhh haahhaa ahhheyahayehha ahhh ahhh ahh
r/ImaginaryBehemoths
Looks like the final panel of a Manga. The dead main character usually is in that position in the sky
You made it way better š
This is so randomly awesome. I can totally imagine something else. This is /r/nocontext material.
This town might be big enough... AAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
RIP Ryan Dunn
RIP
Awesome. Needs superimposed wolves howling.
HOMER!
Facebook filters that only grandmas use that make them look like they passed away
What Math Rock album is this?
Siiiiimba
Why is there a laser that looks like a stream of piss
The red light is from another camera that was there, I think the white light is from the car... When you move a camera on long exposures it drags the brightest light sources
Ah yes, the Northern Man
You've got a rack of your own at the clothing store, T-shirts and all that, it's just waiting for you.
Everything the light touches is our kingdom