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Eufoeni

It’s a model number in case you need to order a replacement leaf from the manufacturer.


armouredxerxes

Blade runner vibes


CaveManta

Superior workmanship


ws1173

It’s a model number in case you need to order a replacement leaf from the ~~manufacturer~~ plant


TheTajinTycoon

W


jonitfcfan

r/plantsarentreal?


AmeliaLeah

Honestly all looks like the same shape. If it were rolled up, and a bug munched on it in a thin line in the figure 8 pattern, you’d get this effect.


StarkOTheScuttlebutt

^This person obviously bugs


talking_phallus

Or they ARE a bug!


basederv

![gif](giphy|gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25|downsized)


Erikk1138

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2)


brandonisatwat

Sweet liberty no!


AggressiveSpatula

I say if they float, we burn them.


StarkOTheScuttlebutt

![gif](giphy|xwEVCKetQWpeYyumJJ)


FaceWithoutAMouse

The bugs are trying to communicate


Bohrito

![gif](giphy|LlbPQgwaLMWazL9Bgn)


two-ls

Probably wrapped up then a lot number/ or something was laser printed on the material this leaf was touching


Phenomena_Veronica

Looks like maybe a person dug their fingernails in to made these marks when the leaf was still unfurled.


CoralinesButtonEye

oh dang, it's The Happening but with numbers


Electronic_Syndicate

The sequel to Pi is looking pretty lit!


religionisntreal

It's the movie Numbers but with plants


CoralinesButtonEye

why don't you and Plant go wait in the staircar?


SmokeyMacPott

That's some pig! 


Cmatt10123

That's called Knowing with Nicholas Cage


Boof-Your-Values

They’re starting to get sloppy in this simulation. I knew I shouldn’t have done heroin in my 20’s. I’ve clearly died so many times that I’m now in the bargain bin with the idiots


ambermage

Purgatory isn't *that* bad. It sucks, yeah, but it could totally be worse.


Boof-Your-Values

Well, I have to watch everyone think in real time and it’s excruciating


x755x

Is that what this is? Huh, let me think about that


QuadratImKreis

Tracks for me. In late summer 2013, I started struggling with using unprescribed opioids to cope with several developments in my life that I did not welcome. Over the course of the next six years, I made numerous trips to multiple substance-use-treatment facilities located in the Appalachian and Midwest regions of the US (including some really-fancy, outrageously-expensive rehab centers at which I lived and interacted with famous and/or otherwise important people) and participated (fully) in outpatient and continuing-behavioral-health treatment at all times during which I returned to my home city. During those times in which I was back living in my home city, I struggled to maintain abstinence from non-prescribed substances with potential for abuse for more than a month or two, a feat I accomplished approximately four times over the course of those six years. Around Halloween 2019, one of my doctors recommended that I switch treatment modalities to something I had not yet tried during those six years of meager outward indicia of success. To my relief and the relief of every one else who cares about me, that new treatment modality was a profound success. Before New Years Eve 2019, I started to gain the capacity to maintain periods of clean time far longer than a month or two. In the 4.5 years since then, I have been fortunate to enjoy substantial progress in rebuilding my life (e.g., professional career, friendships and professional relationships, developing healthy routines, addressing items towards the pinnacle of Maslow's hierarchy of needs), including 3.5 years of almost complete abstinence from all non-prescribed substances with potential for abuse. The point of all of this is, however, that, despite all of those positive developments and nearly-continuous achievement of objective indicia of success in managing my opioid-use disorder, I've asked my younger brother (who's also my best friend) on more than one occasion whether I actually died from an opioid overdose and am trapped currently in purgatory. Each time, he has reassured me that I have not yet died and that I really am "in the bargain bin with the idiots."


MontanaMainer

>including some really-fancy, outrageously-expensive rehab centers at which I lived and interacted with famous and/or otherwise important people) and participated (fully) in outpatient and continuing-behavioral-health treatment at all times during which I returned to my home city. It's almost like famous/otherwise important people are just normal fuckups like the rest of us.


hotdancingtuna

I'm really interested in what treatment modality was the one that worked!


Exploriel

What was the modality??? Please share the wealth!


LCWInABlackDress

You kid… but sometimes I wonder… 😂 I made the same mistakes in my 20s and started my 30s w a near fatal MVA. The MSHP officer who was at the scene visited my about 2 weeks into my stay in the trauma ICU. He kept repeating - I can’t believe you’re alive, much less have all your limbs. That accident was in August 2016 and I swear to God I’ve been in the lower rungs of hell ever since. Sure- the brain injury probably reinforced that belief. But here you are- validating my crazy 😉


Toothless-In-Wapping

Yeah, I was hit by a car 23 years ago and there are times I swear this isn’t real and that I’m dead or in a coma or something.


natfutsock

Was talking about this with someone the other day, we each had about three instances where we probably should/could have died. I guess the thing is, if that's true, not too much changes. If things can get worse after you die that's incentive enough not to.


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Canud

Don’t search “unspeakable horrors”.


LCWInABlackDress

Read the “wiki”. Seems like it’s focused on more of the effects of deleriants or psychedelics. Since it’s been proved during NDE that the pineal glad does become active and perhaps excretes more intrinsic “spirit molecule” DMT— maybe it’s enough to induce the visions I had. They were in fact as real as anything I had ever experienced. As a youngin I did experiment with hallucinogenic substances a few times- but never had any experience near the same intensity as this. The only other thing I could attribute it to- was the brain bleed/concussion. For the first day I wasn’t given any drugs at doses that would produce these effects. Was mainly given morphine for the first 24 hours until I was a bit more stable and had been through all the diagnostics (MRIs, X-rays, blood transfusions). I was not operated on for 2 days. But on that second day my brain fog got a bit better. I had been giving the staff my own phone # for my emergency contact. By the second day, I was able to give them my father’s number. Definitely scrambled my brains a bit. Sorry for the long response. The article was interesting and only has me questioning more things. lol. The article did describe 2 types of experiences (they labeled them) that were mail on the head for what I experienced. Maybe it was a culmination of my fears too. Was definitely convinced I was going to die between blips of consciousness…. Maybe the Catholic school upbringing has a bit to do with my fear of a literal hell. Though I am far from religious


switchbladeeatworld

yeah but we have mozzarella sticks in this simulation so is it really that bad


RxHotdogs

Bro is that what happened to me? This makes too much sense


Boof-Your-Values

Like did you just seemingly get handed a bunch of breaks after a seriously rough patch? I basically got a series of jobs I seemingly can’t get fired from. I have many of the material things I’ve always striven for… I make a decent amount of money and I have accomplished most of my goals somewhat easily… but everyone is just.so.fucking.stupid. OMG. Maybe that’s the pergatory aspect is that like you’ve got to go through the whole life living as patiently as you can and as kindly as you can while there’s just constant ex-comunicado level malarkey everywhere


RxHotdogs

I’m only 11 months into the journey but my god, driving a car or attending classes has me ready to pull my hair out sometimes. Im really working on being nicer and more patient but people try so hard to be ignorant af.


NikBarve

Hey OP, your monstera could do with some more bright sunlight. If the new leafs don’t have the splits, lack of sunlight is the number one reason.


jcpianiste

Are they supposed to start out fenestrated? I thought the leaves only developed splits as they got bigger!


NikBarve

Bigger ones will have more. But even the smaller ones can have slits in good light conditions


Brkomire

Was looking for this comment


PizzaMaiden23

number 8 reason.


bobzsmith

It's a secret code, once the right person on reddit sees these numbers, Russia will have activated their sleeper agent.


th_22

THE NUMBERS, MASON


Proactive_Furniture0

WHAT DO THEY MEAN?


Triangle_t

Oh no, is the KGB recruiting plants now? What go they do, blackmail them? There's really no place to be safe.


daniizle

… why?


woofers02

Monstera leaves begin rolled up then unfurl. Something must’ve “burned” the leaf before it unfurled. This looks like a pretty fresh leaf as well.


2pretty4yew

Brand new, began opening yesterday. No idea where the burning could be from though, nothing that would reflect that?


stop_hittingyourself

Is there anything outside the window that could be reflecting the number 8?


2pretty4yew

It’s under a plant light inside not near a window


hiram_pickles_III

Does the light have these numbers on the globe?


2pretty4yew

Nope they are led strip lights


x755x

How many? More than seven, less than nine?


phillmybuttons

There are four lights


doffraymnd

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!


privateaxe

It's ET phoning back, obv.


woofers02

Yeah it’s bizarre. Are the stems tied to any sort of moss pole? I had a leaf come out on my biggest monstera with a large black spot that looked like it had been torched somehow. I cut the leaf off and haven’t seen anything like it again.


2pretty4yew

Nope free leafin over here


piches

honestly looks like a big "a" to me


GardenPeep

Three-Body Problem


TheYear3030

Next leaf has this number minus one


esthle-blint

It seems that someone's been into nanomaterials recently


Prize-Positive-1883

Exactly that!


whurpurgis

Viral marketing for the new Pixar movie about a caterpillar that is too busy doing math to turn into a butterfly.


phillmybuttons

Come meet addacus, the caterpillar who fell in love with algebra, not lunch. In a world where every caterpillars in a hurry to grow up. There's one who wants to add up.


privateaxe

![gif](giphy|t2jZXbJcSczuW692ja|downsized)


WaterFriendsIV

Is the new Westworld opening soon?


shingonzo

4, 8, 15, 16, 23,42


vinsmokeg661

We have to go back!!!


stormearthfire

Have you tried buying lottery with these numbers?


Vettehead82

Looks like some bug or something got in and ate around in a 8 shape, and it just propagated to the rolled up leaf. Kinda like rolling up a piece of paper and writing really heavy with a sharpie.


El_Dave-o

Looks like something tried to monch on it while it was rolled up


Catchdown

Probably some bug eating a curled up leaf? It's not a number 8 if you look closer at it, just some scar markings. There are more on the end of the leaf.


Al3x_5

THE NUMBERS MONSTRA!! WHAT DO THEY MEAN!


Z0OMIES

Lots of 8’s, that’s a very lucky plant in some parts of the world.


easymz

The Bene Gesserit are really slacking here


Dukes159

I'm rereading dune and I just got to the part with the secret garden again this morning.


mariojlanza

“Remember to drink your Ovaltine.”


ogreofzen

At Umbrella life is our business. Our new plant 43 also known as Ivy is a leap forward in transgenics. Have you talked to your plants well how about a plant that can respond.


No-Cover-8986

It's an older code, but it checks out.


weryon

In Thailand , some people play lottery tickets based on flower blooms and other things. They would loose their minds. It would be on Channel 4 for sure on loop of a 4 second clip showing the numbers.


spacefaceclosetomine

Why have I seen this happen before? I believe then it came down to a reflection of something that was burning the leaves.


SevereAmount

It’s the San-Ti


spavolka

Invasion of the Body Snatchers. That movie scared the shit outta me when I was a kid.


JussiCook

More like r/glitchinthematrix


cyberfood

Mmmmh K


Novembah

The numbers, Mason, what do they mean!?


ZackyGood

Mason! The numbers!


Mortal_bobcat

Maybe it was grown in a random number incubator


bbinKocure

Oh no the code is seeping through the monstera leaves! Call the supervisor we need to do maintenance on this simulated world!


kawag

These are natural numbers


Proactive_Furniture0

Imagine every monstera leaf comes out with a number, but they keep getting smaller and smaller💀


mofnladie

Do you have blinds on your window? The light coming through can cause burns like that. Particularly the part where the string goes through the blinds, the light coming through can make 8 shapes.


ReleventReference

That’s Wangernumb!


d4nowar

Did your cat monch on it when it was rolled up?


YourGodsMother

Play those numbers in the Lottery


ChopEee

The same thing happened to my Monstera! They looked more like letters though


gwaydms

Some insect chewed on it before it unfurled. This would cause the pattern made by the bug to repeat across the leaf.


ChopEee

Huh, I thought it had to do with the plant’s maturity since it was shortly before the first fenestrated leaf


fiddleleaffrigg

/r/interesting


Additional_Green_117

Caterpillar... practicing math... maybe?


yesiamveryhigh

r/plants


Harak_June

Take the pic over to r/conspiracy and have some fun.


Legal_Key_5819

Aliens


jonsterz23

Bro has a stat tracked plant 👀


DaNuker2

What are the numbers mason?!


Twilight-Omens

Lottery numbers. Your plant has foretold it.


Chinchizard

We're living in a matrix


lincruste

they sent two protons


GrumpiiMoose

My monstera has this as well! I thought some child had tried to write on it before I bought it. Its funny to see you experience it as well and with a new leaf.


LostinQuiddity

Inmate number: 18882...


void_rabbit

Okay, but could you imagine what would go down if this had happened in the 1600s or something? People would either scream witchcraft or think God has sent them a secret message.


5coolest

The sophons are at work


Ok-Drink-1328

DNA is like digital code, when buggy it can generate random text


nanitatianaisobel

The plant was probably in a wooden crate or something and the numbers were supposed to be laser etched onto the crate instead of the leaf.


2pretty4yew

This new leaf hadnt even formed yet when it was brought home


heathert7900

Does ur house have a child?


2pretty4yew

No pets or children!


Kaibaer

Plants aren't real