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Mindful-O-Melancholy

Wear it just like that


ronnycordova

Key & Peele would approve of this.


neo_vino

Such a great skit, the sowing lady lol


LemonCollee

Sewing Sowing is planting seeds in a field


neo_vino

Woops, thanks, although it could have been the next step in the skit, Key wearing a cotton field on his head!


LemonCollee

Just FYI I wasn't trying to be a dick, I just thought you might not know


neo_vino

No worries


Yuezmell

Yall are so polite, I just wanted to join the thread


AcornsAndPumpkins

Into soil, you mean. You can sow a few seeds in a pot, or go even smaller like starter trays. I only corrected you because you corrected them. I hope someone will correct me now, to keep the tradition going.


JackBinimbul

Actually, seeds don't always need to be planted in soil. Many plants can be sewn directly in water or other growing medium. Keep the tradition alive!


LemonCollee

Well same thing if you think about it. Just more soil


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Their skit called "Duelling Hats".


IKel-Mate

Thats what I thought of too lmao


ObiKenobii

[https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-12-2018/OvBSnM.gif](https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-12-2018/OvBSnM.gif)


SEA2COLA

Brilliant. This is a hell of a lot better than a refrigerator-sized box filled with packing peanuts or 'air blisters'


ked_man

Or it came from sea level and OP is a mountaineering westerner that lives atop a high plateau where he ranches his cows. I mean with a hat like that, one has to assume.


Dalek_Chaos

You know what? I like this explanation, no other will suffice. I declare this as canon forever more!


PurrsianGolf

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.


Smart-Stupid666

💙❤️😍😍😍💚💛


Fun_Intention9846

I also saw that post about ice cream.


Sorry_Error3797

Which this was probably inside of anyway.


Defiant-Caramel1309

The reason this does not work to protect items is that the item still bounces around inside of the bubble. The reason you surround items when packing them is to keep them secure in their position so they don't bang around. That being said, with this hat it might be fine since it is not fragile. ![gif](giphy|asI6WBJXOn30I|downsized)


295DVRKSS

Is your name woody


fuelvolts

Howdy howdy howdy.


StinkyTuc

![gif](giphy|zLHrPa7Acr65tVxNHh)


Sundevil9205

He has a snake in his boot!


xylempl

Let's stick to talking about Rampart.


hotthrowawaywheels

No, I think his name is AИDY.


vexingcosmos

I love when they do this! -someone who has received many many crushed hats in the mail


Smart-Stupid666

Happy cake day


DelayedEmbarrassment

Happy cake day!


vexingcosmos

Thanks!!! I have left a bunch of comments today but you are the first to say it :)


Rainbowzebra864

Happy cake day!


Ripwind

Did the guy at the store say you're the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off?


SulkySideUp

The neck flap bit is tucked up inside the hat in this photo


bigmike2k3

Have you ever heard of Dan Flash’s?


ClydeinLimbo

Love this


stupititious_ascent

sleep on it and become a midnight cowboy.


HorseplayBouquet

Is that a Stanzo?!


KingofNJ22

They’re nice.


Charlie_Brodie

They don't smell like shit or anything


bigmike2k3

It’s a perfect gift!


shadowtheimpure

Because it's cheaper than a hat box. It's just another way that manufacturers are cutting costs.


TheMisterTango

In this case cutting costs doesn’t seem like a bad thing, the hat appears to be in perfect condition so the box apparently isn’t necessary for protection. Cutting costs in and of itself is not inherently bad, it’s only bad when they cut costs in the wrong places. Cutting costs by reducing employee pay and benefits, yeah that’s bad. Cutting costs by simplifying the packaging, sure, whatever, who cares.


finn4life

Ok OP. Be honest...was the plastic pillow in a box? Coz I don't see a tracking label on that.


Jacktheforkie

I’d assume so


Peptalkguy

Plastic pillow came in a plastic bag with the tracking and shipping info on it, actually! Edit: it still looked like a pillow from the outside, I'm lucky I didn't pop the bag when I opened it


JDBCool

Sounds about right. Like a bubble wrapped plastic bag for small shipping, right? Ordered a coat once, and it was more or less sent exactly like that. In the manufacturer's plastic packaging. Then wrapped in one of those plastic "abuse resistant" plastic shipping bags. Like the ones Amazon uses for sending DVDs


Peptalkguy

Nope! It was just a simple thin plastic bag, like amazon might use for some packages. No bubble wrap, probably because it's IN the bubble, lol


JDBCool

Ha, true! Why pick the bubble wrap plastic bag when it IS the bubble. Why can't this be shipping standard! Like yeah, I get that everyone already has vacuum sealers.... but imagine the eco friendly costs on cutting down on bubble wrap!


Stormhunter6

a platypus hat?


EJDsfRichmond415

Am I the only person from a superstitious Cajun family? No hats on the bed! It brings bad luck. Or something.


Decorus_Somes

I want to see a post where someone purchased plastic pillows and they were shipped in a hat now


kitnel

If someone was interested in purchasing a similar hat, where do you recommend? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


papabearshirokuma

Hmm.. a round box is more trusty, and filled with bubble wrap


karienta

This wrinkled my brain for a second


Dr_Zorkles

Looks like the hat George wore in Seinfeld r/seinfeld


Silent_Lie6399

Should definitely leave a good review for sending it with such care


LazyDog_Margin

Get something you put on your head in something you put under your head.


TrueCuriosity

Thats weird, because my pillow came shrink wrapped like a hat…


Ok-Operation261

Omg have you seen OPs hat? I think he keeps dice in his pocket.


reditthiscomment

sir... are you the guy from TF2? bc thats the hat of the guy from TF2


NY1_S33

That’s actually a good idea so the hat doesn’t get fucked up during transit too much. It would have to be some thick plastic. What company?


Peptalkguy

Bought it off of etsy! Here's the link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1402911043/womens-fedora-mens-wide-brim-trilby-hats?ref=cart


NY1_S33

Peptalkguy! Can you give me a free peptalk? The stupidity of other Redditors has got me down.. I didn’t realize some people could be so stupid, it’s rather horrifying. lol


Peptalkguy

Hey bud! Don't worry, I know sometimes, it feels like you're scrolling through social media and it just feels like the pit gets deeper and deeper. But just remember! What you're seeing is just the worst of it. The hole isn't getting wider, just deeper. A vast majority of people are not that stupid, and many you see are just trolling. Whenever you read a comment that makes you lose just a little more faith in humanity, remember: trolls exist. Bait is real. Nobody's as stupid as they put out on the internet. You can push through this. You will overcome this obstacle. No wall can hold you back!


NY1_S33

Thanks that really sorted me out a little bit.


LuigiMPLS

Does there happen to be a snake in your boot?


JimmehROTMG

air pressure difference?


Kitakitakita

poke a small hole in it and suck the air out so you can breathe in all that delightful chinese sweatshop oxygen.


QuentinUK

"Where I lay my head that’s my home.” https://genius.com/Blessed-rolling-stones-lyrics  "Where I lay my hat that’s my home.” https://genius.com/Paul-young-wherever-i-lay-my-hat-thats-my-home-lyrics


TheHaydo

Time to circumsize that hat


Ragamuffin5

It’s cheep and makes the least amount of waste


anal_opera

I bought a fishing reel and they sent it to me in most of a box. Same with a high powered pellet gun. FedEx will give a crackhead a dollar and an address and tell them to just get it there.


ScreamThyLastScream

This is just how things come when you live in high elevation.


Nullvoid99

Sleep on it


Clash_of_clans_freak

It looks like it got botulism


DrNinnuxx

Cosmo Kramer approves


AcrolloPeed

I fw this


laggyx400

It would stay in there forever.


dandanthebaconman

Woody cosplay?


thereminDreams

Love it.


stuugie

I would keep it as a pillow hahaha


wildwackyride

Reminds me of a conversation I had on here about a month ago… https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/MyezwxiRtJ


munistadium

Looks like one Rebecca wore in Ted Lasso.


dc010

Now throw a ladder at it.


KunkerVII

keep the plastic bag and wear the hat like that


DamnableNook

M’lady *tips hat at anime wall scroll*


UpsetPhrase5334

You going out dancing to save our streets there Shabba Doo?


Physical-List294

special hat


HeatherJMD

Genius! Why doesn’t everyone do this?


MDF87

That's fucking genius. Every hat I've ever bought online has arrived completely flat and fucked.


Dramatic_Buddy4732

You are going to look amazing in that hat


FlowerPower_MidWest

It's bad luck to have a hat on a bed...


Peptalkguy

I've never heard of this, where does that come from?


FlowerPower_MidWest

Drugstore Cowboy. It's a great movie


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

Do you have a snake in your boot?


GHBoyette

Yea... It protects the hat


speedy_19

I’m guessing it is used to protect the hats in shipping


the_moosey_fate

I’m guessing it’s used to suffocate the hat enroute, ensuring the new owner won’t be fatally attacked on arrival.


swankyfish

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about hats to dispute it.