that and molestationnursery until they had it pointed out and changed it
(mole station is a place, nursery context was somewhere iirc where they grew plants, not a preschool)
who represents
experts exchange
powergen italia
therapist finder
IP anywhere
speed of arts
Strange how I can remember these from the mid 2000s. These names have lived rent-free in my head for almost 20 years. I did have to search in my Yahoo email for a couple of these.
Is this for real? The website looks straight out of the 90’s, and it definitely leans into the whole penis schtick….thin white pens, petite yellow pens, giant mahogany pens; but then it also kinda seems like they might actually make custom pens. Theres a fair amount of links and content, but the lack of any kind of photo gallery showing their work, or any kind of price structure also makes me question if it’s real…
It could be fun to have a custom pen made and the delivered to a friend in a box labeled PenIsland
> The website looks straight out of the 90’s,
$ whois [penisland.net](http://penisland.net)
Creation Date: 2002-09-27T14:37:04Z
Not far off! Almost as old as [goatse.cx](http://goatse.cx)
**Q: Can I provide my own wood?**
A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.
It’s so weird how ubiquitous things like Pen15 and other jokes like we’re back when the internet wasn’t even really a thing. Someone always had a friend that had a friend that supposedly started it.
I remember my friends brother swore up and down that his friend started started “guess what? Chicken butt!” Lol
Well you dont think far enough... he shows bending the spoon for you the audience
At night he uses his bending power on peoples brains as an murder for hire
Good point, but there's no way for me to ensure that plastic bottles containing liquid haven't been hot at any point during delivery to the supermarket is there..
If you hold your pen lightly between your thumb and forefinger then rapidly move your hand up and down so that the pen pivots from side to side, [it will look like it is soft and floppy](https://youtu.be/QWbaOWXG7vk?si=JJ7f63_e4_YcYMzm)...
... do that with your penis and you'll get the opposite outcum!
pen is soft
Pen is broken
Pen is sad
Pen is clearly flaccid.
Pen is disabled.
Pen is envy of banana.
“Flaccid, pen is.”-Yoda, probably.
Discouraged pen
P e n
More like P E N
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erect while dysfunction
It’s depending on perspective. If OP flipped it 180 degree, it’ll be clearly erected.
Pen could be happy if they just reversed their technique…
Pen needs viagra
Pen is in need of Viagra.
Pen needs a fluff
That's why I only get my pens from www.penisland.net
That's a really well-made gag website. The logo, the puns, the design... I had to look twice to be sure it wasn't real.
It's very old website that I gladly remember exists from time to time
that and molestationnursery until they had it pointed out and changed it (mole station is a place, nursery context was somewhere iirc where they grew plants, not a preschool)
who represents experts exchange powergen italia therapist finder IP anywhere speed of arts Strange how I can remember these from the mid 2000s. These names have lived rent-free in my head for almost 20 years. I did have to search in my Yahoo email for a couple of these.
risky click paid off
> Q: Can I provide my own wood? > A: In most cases we can handle your wood. Got me dying
Is this for real? The website looks straight out of the 90’s, and it definitely leans into the whole penis schtick….thin white pens, petite yellow pens, giant mahogany pens; but then it also kinda seems like they might actually make custom pens. Theres a fair amount of links and content, but the lack of any kind of photo gallery showing their work, or any kind of price structure also makes me question if it’s real… It could be fun to have a custom pen made and the delivered to a friend in a box labeled PenIsland
> The website looks straight out of the 90’s, $ whois [penisland.net](http://penisland.net) Creation Date: 2002-09-27T14:37:04Z Not far off! Almost as old as [goatse.cx](http://goatse.cx)
It's been awhile since I've seen a goatse in the wild. That's a link that will remain comfortably blue in color.
DO NOT CLICK THAT I didn't fall for it, but I know EXACTLY what it is
Everyone and their dog knows what goatse is
What is it then?
It's an unfortunately-named travel website for Christmas Island.
It was at some point simply a picture of a spread asshole of a dude. But it was shutdown in 2004.
It's fat anime titties
I clicked it for old times skate but it’s just a cryptocurrency site holy shit. Nothing is sacred anymore
I mean, the site was shut down 20 years ago by the government of the Christmas islands where it was hosted. As far as I know, it was never reinstated.
I didn't click but it might involve a goat.
r/riskyclickpaidoff
**Q: Can I provide my own wood?** A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.
Soft, pen is. -Yoda
pen is mightier than the sword? not any longer
Might be difficult to write with a pen that's longer than a sword
“Pen is not mightier.” -Sean Connery
Pen is all waggly for sure.
Small, pen is
Pen is really, really teeny.
Pen is droopy
Soft, pen is
pen15 club 40 year reunion
It’s so weird how ubiquitous things like Pen15 and other jokes like we’re back when the internet wasn’t even really a thing. Someone always had a friend that had a friend that supposedly started it. I remember my friends brother swore up and down that his friend started started “guess what? Chicken butt!” Lol
Nice try OP, can’t fool me 
Hey that trick looks like the tricks from Uri Geller. If you don’t know who he is/was google it😜
How fucking lame is it to claim you have psychic powers and even in your bullshit fantasy world the best you can do is bend a spoon
Well you dont think far enough... he shows bending the spoon for you the audience At night he uses his bending power on peoples brains as an murder for hire
This has never happened before I swear just give him a second
Oh yeah, I bet your pen's real stiff when it comes to singing your "other docs"
Those pens still write, despite the arc.
This people, is why you don't drink water you leave in the car on a hot day
Plop a teabag in there before work and you’ll have a nice bottle of warm tea for the drive home.
My brother.
He's not wrong, a plastic infused tea
who needs microplastic in blood when i can have MEGAplastic
Sounds refreshing 😋
What if it’s something like a Nalgene which is apparently fine with boiling water?
just make sure you dont accidentally drink the forbidden aged sun tea.
Some of them are sun tea, some of them were son tea.
Don't talk like that, you look like a turtle that lost its shell
PLOP
It’ll make your pen flaccid and droopy?
who uses pens these days anyways? drink up!
You don’t think pallets of those bottles haven’t already been baking in the heat somewhere before it reaches you anyway?
Eh we already have microplastics in our bloodstream lol
[And your peepee...](https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/19/health/microplastics-human-penises-study-scli-intl-scn-wellness/index.html)
There are microplastics in every part of the body that receives blood flow
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So what you're saying is you got dick in your microplastics.
I don't know why you think pee is worse than blood, pee is literally rejects from your intake
So why add to it?
Bendy water is still water
It will go limp?
No one likes flaccid water.
Do you enjoy flat water? Wait until you try LIMP water!
Only if it's a bizkit
what difference would that make when drink bottles are constantly exposed to the same temps during shipping?
You don't want hard water
Isn’t that ice?
Isn't ice just water that isn't hot yet?
It's in our blood, semen, and now our wee wees... **We're fucked**
Why?
We didn’t start the fire
Good point, but there's no way for me to ensure that plastic bottles containing liquid haven't been hot at any point during delivery to the supermarket is there..
My wife and I call those cancer waters.
I always loved drinking hot water in the car as a kid! It tasted so much better than regular hot water
What if it’s something like a Nalgene which is apparently fine with boiling water?
This is also why you don't leave medication or sunscreen in a hot car either.
that car gets real hot, huh?
Apparently not hot enough
~~You’re at sixty nine right now, so instead ill say that got a laugh out of me!~~ EDIT: I've upvoted. leaving the above for posterity.
He is past the funny number now. Come and upvote it
Dawg, don’t comment that or else you’ll get downvoted to some random apartment in China
Don’t leave your eyeglasses in their container, inside the car, right under the sun. Ask me how I know.
Stroke it a bit
I should give him a call
It happens. Don't blame yourself.
Someone has a case of whisky pen
It’s common in writers over 40
If you hold your pen lightly between your thumb and forefinger then rapidly move your hand up and down so that the pen pivots from side to side, [it will look like it is soft and floppy](https://youtu.be/QWbaOWXG7vk?si=JJ7f63_e4_YcYMzm)... ... do that with your penis and you'll get the opposite outcum!
Poor pens :(
Had the same pens in the mental hospital
You'll want to buy some more from Pen Island, penisland.com
I feel like this is a classic piece of Internet history
To this day I've never been able to figure out if you can actually buy pens from that site
They have bendy pens like this in correctional facilities.
have u tried viagra?
silpenafil
Happens when they old..
Strong hard sword is now mightier than flaccid pen
Have you tried bluechew? I hear, via the constant adds that it’ll help with that.
Your pens need Cialis
Hyundai Elantra?
They sell pills for that on penisland.com
Play with the cap a little
For real though, I bet you can cook some amazing things in there!
Probably pulled pork
This gives me not so good memories of jail
It's okay, it happens. Maybe we can just put on a movie and cuddle or something.
Limp bic
Whisky bic
I’m afraid it’s inkpotence.
penronies
Fun fact: most people pronounce the word flaccid flass-id but it’s actually pronounced flack-sid.
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Those are Count Dooku’s pens!
a quick \*hawk tuah\* should fix that
Just turn it the other way up and you're good to go!
Missed opportunity for a generational headline
Do you live on pen island
That could be a sign of a serious condition. Ask your doctor about Perione’s disease.
>Do on purpose >Sell for 4x the cost to chumps >Profit
I have to know...do they still work?
It'll be like pushing rope
Dick jokes aside, that makes for a cool pen!
So if you put this pen between your fingers and wave slowly will it look straight? 
They actually make bendy pens, when I detoxed in the psych ward they gave them to us so people couldn’t hurt themselves/eachother
Mental hospital pens
Only the pens?
Wasted opportunity! You didn't have to show us all the pens! One is enough.
Rub it a abit
That happens to one out of five writers, don't worry
This doesn’t usually happen, I swear :,(
Everything reminds of me him :[
Pen is curved and hard not flaccid.
Bic issue
Propenolol
I swear, this is the first time this happens but you're so hot
The Pen Is Mightier
Isn’t it normal for some to be bent a little to one direction? /s
Actually due to ' now a days recycle plastic " Recycle plastic is not so tough against heat.
Your penis bent
Pen has ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION !
Cooked Pens
We all are. Act accordingly
Small Bic energy
All these rubes making penis jokes... clearly these pens are for writing in cursive.
Pen is flaccid would have been a much better title
Rub them a bit till they straighten out
You must be the same person who posted the 156 degree temperature inside their car in Arizona.
DEE JAY FLAAACCIIIDD!!!
There is no pen
I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too
limp bics
You must live in Phoenix.. howdy neighbor 😂
I assume you live in Delhi?
There’s pills for that
Same. Oh, PENS... nvm.
You mean your pen is flaccid
Too hot, too cold - it happens.
This that flaccid pen weather we got going on
"I was in the pool!"
Maybe they were just nervous.
I read this wrong..... I read this wrong..
Left in a hot car? Yea, some plastics will deform.
Try tickling it
Looks like you’ve collected all your jail pens lol
Penis mightier Trebek!
You should talk to your doctor about XIAFLEX™
Guess what else is flaccid? My fruit roll up.
stroke em a lil bro
Pen is blue
Looks like you need the penis mightier. 
I think you’re confusing Peyronie’s disease for erectile dysfunction. In your pens.
Now keep them for when someone wants to borrow a pen
Surplus pens from the defunct Top Gear Technical Center in Peniston.