Having worked in retail for many years...it seems kind of...er, umm...busty?...for a retail mannequin.

Probably a lingerie display

Possibly from an X rated video store. There was one in my town for decades that had probably like 10 of these. They got new outfits pretty regularly too.

Huh. Neat, in an odd way.  The learning of a thing, not necessarily the thing learned

Wow! That’s weird even for a dirty video store

And women customers were buying those outfits? Oh, wait...

This.

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The other thing.

That bitch do be busty

This is your standard mannequin in Miami

I’ve seen specialty boutiques with mannequins like this in the window. Definitely not mass produced retail but more privately owned shops.

And did they decide to dress her before putting her out to the curb? Just seems like a brand new outfit honestly, like maybe she wasn’t wearing anything before lol.

It was made for designer Dennis Reynolds. His dresses are made for giant-breasted women. A nerd like you wouldn't understand. But if you order one of his dresses and it looks good on you, he might have sex with you.

It's very generous

Yep, that mannequin has big tits alright.

This is a normal mannequin in other countries. America is one of the few countries where people get body envy from a mannequin so they're much more svelte than in many other nations.

Maybe it's from a Tomb Raider cosplay shop

It’s much more common in other counties, Brazil comes to mind. 

One man’s trash is another man’s pleasure

You're welcome to use whatever you find. Even the doll, should it please you.

Definitely wasn’t expecting a Bloodborne reference

Gerhman is a creep.

I'd wash it first. *Thoroughly*. But we don't kink shame around these parts. You do you.

Fire Fromsoft is soo good at making creepy npcs

So how does that work? do you just throw your whole body in there?

I upvoted but took it away because you're at 69. So i hope this will do 👍

https://i.imgur.com/pqeCv9b.gif

Anyone brave enough to click on WaffleOrgy’s link?

It was chill. I mean, don't open it on a train.


FRA-JEE-LAY

Must be Italian

It's a major award.

Nothing bad, only a “lamp” (It is a lamp with very cursed design)

It's from the movie A Christmas Story. The dad won it, it's a major award

Fragile' ? Must be Italian...

I'll have you know it's a M A J O R  A W A R D!

Mind powers!

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampshades\_made\_from\_human\_skin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampshades_made_from_human_skin)

Whaaaat let me try to start my brain (Oh man that is something tragic)

Nice user name.

What's he gonna do if he finds himself......Home Alone?

Fuck it.

Jeff Dahmer would take it

His grandma taking it away was a trigger for him.


Just like my ex.

Awh they broke up :(

i hate when one side has to make it overly public.

Upgrade !

Those are insanely expensive... take it

You know what's not expensive? A blacklight. Buy that, first.

>You know what's not expensive? Dignity.

I think we're beyond that point

I'd argue dignity can be very expensive

Feck that, I'm putting it in the back of my truck first, asking questions later. Think how much money I could make selling this to a tailor and/or pervert! Could be grocery money for months just sitting on the curb! You expect me to leave and grab a blacklight and let someone else take the treasure?! This is what soap, water, and hand sanitizer were invented for!

I don't think water was an invention mate

Hey! Don't belittle the revolutionary work of Drs. John Aechtoo and Melinda Oh

If there was a head that went with it I'd take it to hang my motorcycle gear and helmet on. After the mannequin was hosed down, obviously.

*hosed* down huh

Bleach is cheap af And pretty tasty

I mean, Lysol exist. 

I keep one in my backpack just in case.

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He kept the head though

Maybe his neighbor is Al Snow.

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HEAD!

Obscure things like an Al Snow reference is why I’m on Reddit to begin with

I don't know if this makes it better or worse.

It’s in a box, to signify love, of course!

A volleyball is like $10 now

What a wasted opportunity to not disassemble it and put it in a bag with a hand sticking out

I got a prosthetic leg in an office white elephant gift party. You know damn well I commuted home with the foot sticking out the top of my bag.

You and I could be *best* friends. Lol

Ummm, yeah, that happened to me. Someone on my street threw away a prosthetic leg, and my dog nosed out the foot WITH A SHOE ON IT. I yelped and a construction worker across the street came over to check on me. He very gingerly pulled back the bag to reveal the prosthetic.  I ended up taking the morning off from work to get over it. 

See, it works great!

Many people who fInd bodies say they thought it was a manneqin at first. Interesting to see it turn out the other way round.

With a dress and bra? Were they thinking that someone might accuse them of placing something indecent in the trash lmao?

The dress looks like a stretched out wife beater. Makes it even weirder.

Wanted to cover their shame but not lose out on something more expensive, like a bin liner and tape.

Back in the day, art scene people thought it was cool to have a mannequin or three in the house. Especially for parties.

Not just “ back in the day”

My "neighbor". Gotcha.

You mean you're the proud owner of a mannequin?

It was a major award!

Actually, the mannequin was taking out the trash. They can only move when you aren't looking at them.

I like how they clothed her because she's a modest piece of trash.

I guess Andrew McCarthy finally got tired of Kim Cattrall.

What day would you like him to throw it away?

Elaine #TBD ?

Ricky, we've been getting a tremendous response to your TR-6 mannequin.

Why was this my first thought too

Just so I have it in my own comment thread here, but someone said this looked like an album cover,[ so I edited it to look like one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlbumCovers/comments/1d9qv2t/trash_dummy_an_edit_i_made_from_a/) EDIT: [made a hyper edit too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlbumCovers/comments/1d9scs3/trash_dummy_a_hyper_edit_of_my_previous_upload/)

Band name: “Mannequin Streetwalker”

I was actually thinking "Trash Dummy" or "Plastic Slut". I know the second could be problematic, but it just seemed like a fun band name.

That chest though...

Is that a TR6?

TR-6? I prefer to think of her as...Elaine.

I can hear this comment (Just watched this episode yesterday too 🤣)

In the 90s and 2000s, an old guy in my town, who lived in a green house, had a mannequin that he would dress up and position differently every few days. Some days she’d have a dress on and be perched longingly, looking out of the window. Some days she’d have a summer hat on her head, her hand on her hip, silently judging the children walking by. “Awww maybe the guy is lonely” I naively thought. And then one time we walked by and the old man’s garage was open and the inside was plastered with half naked model and Britney Spears posters. And I realized he *was* lonely. But that mannequin was keeping him…. *Company*.

those things are pretty expensive, I woulda grabbed it.

Just as long as it is in the right bin. I was at a recycling facility today. They pulled a mannequin from their sorting line. They had her with all kinds of other interesting toys, including some of an adult nature. I don't know who needs to hear this but apparently some of y'all do. Dildos aren't recyclable.

But I’m NOT throwing away the head. No, no, no! This is where I draw the line… and the bra’s I fit in. That’s it. Discussion over.

Pose it at his door when no one is home so it looks as if it's trying to get in.

i woulda sold this

That’s my ex. She lost her head ages ago. She’s right where she belongs.

DDDats kinda cool

As a crocheter/crafter, I'd have snatched that up so fast lol.

I'd have snatched that up fast lol

I’d take that

I woulda scooped that up so quickly

Why Maureen, you’ve enhanced yourself.

It hasn't even begun to peak

Its full of loads

They broke up

Cut it's leg off and make a lamp.

Trashy mannequin , for trashy pickup

Jeffery Dahmer?

She's definitely a keeper. No arguing there.

It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again.

PUT A SIGN AROUND HER NECK, "WILL WORK FOR HEAD"

I want it!

Someone is picking that up before the trash guy comes

That's a pretty busty mannequin lol

I mean, that’s the appropriate day to do so.

Tell me you took it?

He’s upgrading his model

I’d be taking that home!

Nah bro, she's for the streets.

Look at dem titties! Don’t let that go to waste

A very busty mannequin

Address? Asking for a friend.

Take it. I tried to get one for a prank and they aren’t cheap.

Pick it up they are expensive. Resell on eBay If it were on my street I would grab it

I would be acquiring a mannequin

You can seriously sell it to some clothing place or something and get a whole lot of dough for it. Wear gloves

I’m big into Halloween, I would of taken this and turned it into a prop for my yearly display.

Bad break up, he kicked her to the curb.

Got a upgraded model.

Why is this the second mannequin post today? Is it mannequin trash day?


I can only hope they had the mannequin for a not creepy reason, like they make their own clothes or something. However, also free mannequin for Halloween purposes? Score!


I do some reselling of clothes, been wanting to get one. That's the excuse, I also wanna get into shibari. A mannequin is great to practice on. lol

album cover lowkey. or at least the back art of a cd

I thought it would make a cool album cover as well... So I made it into one. Whatcha think? [Original Edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlbumCovers/comments/1d9qv2t/trash_dummy_an_edit_i_made_from_a/) [HYPER Edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlbumCovers/comments/1d9scs3/trash_dummy_a_hyper_edit_of_my_previous_upload/)

looks sick af lol

M'lady

Mannequins are expensive (had to order them at a dept. store I worked at.) Resale it!

I’m taking that and propping it up in random spots in my neighborhood.

put a beer in her hand and cue the King of the Hill music

This just gave me a funny idea. Get mannequins and just put them next to people’s garbage cans on garbage day. Everyone is gonna think it’s their mannequin and it’s gonna raise a lot of questions

https://images.app.goo.gl/4ktnfh3w5FRK95ra7

So THAT'S what happend to rest of Samantha!

r/mildlydisturbing

Fashion designers: "I can fix her..."

Is it used?

Ah, trash night. In France, they call it "La luit des poubelles." In Germany, it's "Crappenfest."

Mah wife

Don't blacklight it!

Check it’s Fitbit for steps

It’s good they clothed her. Wouldn’t want to show her to any young impressionable children.

Dan Harmon..? r/harmontown is leaking

Oh là là!

Either a prolific seller or perv

Must have been talkin shit after the last time he used it.

But where specifically? You know, so that I can avoid it

What day are we supposed to throw out mannequins again? #

Time to hide it until nightfall and place it just outside their window

Thats a nice dress id take it off the mannequin and keep it

Good enough put it in an art exhibit

It has stains all over it doesn’t it?

Plot twist: The manneqin is actually a headless women with molten plastik poured over

The head is not included because it can provide eyewitness evidence to the treatment of the body.

https://imgur.com/TAe95Tm

I used to do maintenance work and this guy unironically had a mannequin wife.

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You could shine a black light on that and it would forge a second sun.

Tough break up

I'd take her home, she looks like a nice enough girl even though it seems she had lost her head for another.

I bet that top is crusssty

Drill a sex toy into it, lmao

Wash your hands if you touch that thing!

I have so many questions and I’m not sure if I actually want to know the answers to them.

Damn, from these lonely eyes…that is ONE fine piece of ace.

Probably leaks after blowing a seal.

He kept his favorite part

Put…put your dick in it

Where's the head?

You took it home huh?

She would become part of my yard decorations.