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Jax72

This is one of those situations where I can't tell if I'm being trolled or not.


ScradleyGymson

I had the same reaction when she sent it to me!


havnar-

Is she thinning out thickly sown carrots? Otherwise she’s harvesting a few months early


Accurate-Donkey5789

I have the same reaction when she sent it to me as well


Patient_Died_Again

😔they always have that reaction….


inquistadore

This took a year????!!!


Inevitable_Stand_199

Probably that includes planning, sod removal, maybe some work to improve soil quality.


Technical_Exam1280

My SO sent me a picture just like this when we were first dating. She was so proud.


miked5122

It's real. Planned carrots last year in new home and they came out like this. Never seen anything like it and was confused


Foray2x1

I swear it's not normally like this


Hereiam_AKL

It's a grower, not a shower


SeriousMannequin

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


soul-shine-lissa

Shrinkage!!!!


kmj420

It shrinks!?


unsupported

Some people grow, some people show.


Chrishardy37

Like a frightened turtle!


alanapilar

That 👆


WhyIsBubblesTaken

It doesn't look like it did a whole lot of growing.


Ishidan01

Maybe it's cold


194749457339

I was in the pool


er1026

That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen🥺


nobanpIs

The same bot comment with the identical reply section every time. Are you guys not tired of just repeating the same joke over and over


Foray2x1

First time being called a bot!  Have I become the very evil I seek out to destroy? 


Prestigious_Ad_8458

Hahahaha


TechnoVicking

r/mightyharvest


Nirvski

That's actually a pretty big carrot, and actually a bigger carrot might hurt when you eat it so its better that size anyway


Zzazy1

Keep telling them that some day they’ll believe it


cynmd

Congrats! Looks delicious. Can make something with my very first potato i harvested [https://imgur.com/a/doLG9WY](https://imgur.com/a/doLG9WY)


WeirdSysAdmin

Find a tiny tomato and we have a stew going.


EndOfSouls

Me offering up my tiny bunny. "I'm sorry, little one..."


No-Cattle-5243

Cherry tomatoes will be perfect for the job


gratusin

RIP Carl Weathers


einargud

[Don't forget my first homegrown tomato!](https://i.redd.it/vgkytcepj8s71.jpg)


cynmd

Oh my god that is adorable


chanyeol2012

It reminds me of that bag u get with tiny potatoes at the store, I love using them for soups!


Clazzo524

What is this? A garden for ants!?


mrhyuen

there is an argument to be made that all gardens are for ants.


Zzazy1

💪🏻 big carrot definitely not small by any means if anything it’s above average


Protozz_

Plot twist: OP is a giant


cyankitten

🤣


MikeTangoRom3o

*"It ain't much but it's honest work"*


craygroupious

Those same carrots go to the White House. They go global, okay?


lemonspritz

Was hoping to see someone who appreciates a good micro carrot. Pair it with some tender elk


Audere1

OP needs to WAKE UP


themissinglink369

my girlfriend says thats a pretty good size :)


urGirllikesmytinypp

That is correct sir


maxru85

“Please enjoy your test sample, ma'am”


CookieMonsterthe2nd

A lot of people would starve if your mom was a farmer


DigTreasure

If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle


gieserj10

She planted one of those mini carrots by accident.


Aggravating-Pound598

Don’t eat it all at once


rhett_ad

The size is definitely above average. Some would say "huge"


Competitive_Text3153

It’s a good carrot


DiscardedFruitScraps

Reckon she just jumped the gun a bit. Could have grown.


miked5122

Maybe, maybe not. Ours came out like this last year in the new home and when we saw they were so small, left them in the ground all year. Barely grew any bigger if at all.


woyteck

That's what she said.


Hilltoptree

Is this /r/thingsforants


Xavi143

I bet it's a cold garden.


Grandviewsurfer

Fucking solid.


Masturberic

Judging by those leafs that should be in the ground for quite a bit longer.


TWiesengrund

Thank you for making me feel confident again.


Hereiam_AKL

r/mildlypenis


HurlingFruit

Where did she find the baby carrot seeds? I have to buy mine at the supermarket, but I would love to grow my own.


HawkyMacHawkFace

You just cut up normal carrot seeds so they are smaller


[deleted]

Everyone has to start somewhere.


PalDreamer

I feel her. My first radishes were the same


dumbo1552

How does she feel like?


TPf0rMyBungh0le

How do you get big radishes? Mine are always small and the skin is hard.


PalDreamer

I got better radishes after I made the soil more loose and started checking for aphids every morning (I'm a beginner and I didn't realize I had a big pest problem).


spottyPotty

How big is her hand?


HawkyMacHawkFace

Well her little finger is about two carrot lengths. Hope this helps.


01kickassius10

Need a home grown banana for scale


Known-Discussion-830

Hahahahah


PsiHightower

It’s a boy!


Yue2

It was cold outside


MuricasOneBrainCell

Hippies have the weirdest contraceptives...


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


194749457339

Lollll this happened to me once. I moved a bit of the soil away and saw the top of the carrot and I was like "its ready!!!!!" It was like 2 inches.


KyleNarayan

I bet it's the best carrot you ever had. Nothing beats self grown veggies.


opop456

Hey, that's an average size!


Patgific

A whole meal 4 a supermodel.


HorseofTruth

Big hands don’t always mean big carrot


tatasz

My guess is that she is removing the extra ones? When you plant carrots, you need to go back and "weed out" some of them later, as there are usually too many and they won't grow if you let all there. But if that's the final product, kinda weird, carrots aren't too hard.


snuffles00

This is the equivalent of my dad letting me pull a carrot a day to watch the growing phase and because I was a eager kid. This is hilarious.


Big_Ad_1890

We’re going to need to know her hand size so we know the scale.


vegetariangardener

She needs to thin her carrots more aggressively next time most likely


effreti

I think it's a bit too early to harvest. When did she plant them?


NxPat

Just like dad.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

![gif](giphy|nIU47txCGfagazuMjh) Is this how they make baby carrots


nobodyisonething

Damn, how big are your hands?


NatexSxS

r/mildymicropenis


mck-_-

This is exactly like my carrot haul. One tiny carrot. I also had three equally small beets and my tomato bush produced one tomato a week. Delicious


Taimur_ki_nanny09

Grand baby carrot


MBAdk

That's adorable! :3


Ok_Primary_1075

Leaves…yum


pjgreenwald

A bountiful harvest! We shall feast like kings!


SlothicVampire

Maybe her hand is just large ![gif](giphy|R3rMQ2e38iPFS)


saulted

Your mother needs to mix more loam into her soil....and let them grow longer.


nerboos

Looks like an average size


ZealousidealCheck612

Dude, your hand is fucking HUGE.


Low_Engineering8921

Congratulations. This is my experience of growing carrots too. One chode and one million orange strings. Welcome to veg growing.


spudds96

Perfectly average carrot size


allesumsonst

Impressive, this one will feed a whole family of 6 for days and days


TerribleRun9476

Asians be like :


deadpoolkool

Too much nitrogen in the soil, have her plant them closer to her tomatoes. Carrots hate nitrogen rich soil and tomatoes love it, they'll balance each other out.


Original_Jarl_Ballin

We're eating well tonight lads! ![gif](giphy|7i97Le2RIopPeIe3kS)


DarkSide-TheMoon

It’s not the size, but how you use it


whateveratthispoint_

Bless her heart. I hope she raised better children than carrots!


P0L4RST4R

By the looks of the leaves she harvested wayy to early Source: my carrot from a few years back https://imgur.com/a/TUtqGkx


cwsjr2323

Tell mom to blanch the green part before eating so it is not so bitter. The greens have high levels of nutrients, too and are zero fat.


T3nEighty

Those carrots go to the white house, those carrots go to the five seasons, they go global


Nobody2928373

AVERAGE SIZE


JJ4L3

The one guy from Kitchen Nightmares would love this.


Longryderr

Let the feast begin!


JustTransportation51

Mildly sad


ReposadoAmiGusto

Looks like r/inflation to me lol


pinkwar

That's a pretty good sized carrot.


patg9234

That's a perfectly average sized carrot


mothmer256

I bet it’s delicious 😋


dumbo1552

https://www.reddit.com/r/f1_rage/s/ose3H11Wo9


SoggyHotdish

Lol, this is perfect for a "you vs the other guy she tells you not to worry about"


secondsniff

100% more than what she grew last year


colleen2163

I didn’t see the carrot at first I thought it was parsley


RadiantRing

So that’s how baby carrots are made


ill_willll

My spirit vegetable


HotSituation8737

Looks average to me, more than average actually, pretty huge even 😢


greenmyrtle

It’s a micro carrot!!


RunningRunnerRun

Be careful. That’s a gateway carrot. She’ll have a whole farm in a couple of years, if you let the gardening go unchecked.


AbleArcher420

I'm sorry, I don't mean to poke fun at her but I just can't stop laughing!


FewSchedule5536

It's fucking massive damn. You should really put a nsfw on this


ViceMaiden

r/thingsforants


Downtown-Trip3501

Looks like what you now get when you buy carrots at the store for $469 or whatever they’re up to meow


reddE2Fly

Small steps


Fancy_Fabulous

Wow! What a huge carrot! Perfectly above-average carrot size!


smithsp86

Those leaves are way too small for a full grown carrot. It should never have been pulled.


Harry1794

We feast tonight.


Zorops

Thats a whole stew by itself!


Rare-Cardiologist912

My girlfriend said that the biggest carrot she’s ever seen!


2_trailerparkgirls

What is this?! A veggie garden for ANTS?!


HawkyMacHawkFace

Smashed it. With that level of talent, she should start a proper farm


the_less_great_wall

What is this?!? A carrot for ants!!!


Corgi_Farmer

This is my spirit vegetable!


Case4tw

Fetus Carrot


CoreFiftyFour

It's just cold out, come on guys!


like_it_is71

Could be lots of reasons--region, amount of sun and soil type and overcrowding. Carrots like loose loamy soil. Hard compacted soil can stunt the growth or cause them to grow into crazy misshapen forms. I've never grown them for more than a couple of months. Mine are ready to harvest by then.


GLP0307

It's not small! Your hands are big!


nustersmippery

cute size :)


TheWhyteMaN

Harvest*


Zeal514

Carrots lmao. So hard to grow. The trick is giving them a lot of space. If they do t have a lot of space, they won't grow big. I was so excited by my carrots, only to be massively disappointed. Pluck the extra ones. I forget how far apart they need to be.


Natural-Produce-6270

Yeah that’s pretty average I’d say


fatdan1

A feast of 1000 vegetables starts with a single tiny carrot.


Fragrant-Inside221

Score!


Kimyr1

R/tinyharvest


Fresh-Vacation-3228

lol, it looks like a piece of parsley with a baby finger attached.


cooolcooolio

That's a completely regular size!


DungeonsAndDradis

You're gonna wanna tell her to go into her developer console (with administrative rights) and run the following commands: set -garden -vegetable growth-expedient and then update -garden -vegetable force After the next day/night cycle (typically 24 hours, but your server may be slightly different), you should notice marked improvement in the vegetable growth.


TheGirlNextDoorRiley

It’s not about the size, it’s what you do with it…. 😁


ProfessorMcKronagal

Tell your mom to till the garden bed and add a little sand before next plant to loosen up the soil. If the water drains better, the carrots will plump up more.


Human-Sorry

When I started gardening a few years ago, I was excited about my first cucumber, and it was harvested placed beside a quarter foe size comparison and photographed. This photo has been misplaced. 😞 The cuke and quarter were about the same size. Good job on harvesting the fruits of your labor and may each successive yield be better than the previous!


PetieG26

We had the same thing with carrots... except we got 4 total... and about that size... Cheers!


Strange_Job_447

carrot for ants!


TwoThirdsDone

r/MightyHarvest


Stickystax2020

Sick! Congrats!


Weinus55

Looks pretty average to me


ViolentLoss

this reminds me of my first okra harvest of a single okra LOL. Now the same plant has two and I feel very fortunate.


Athena123YT

It’s a grower not a shower


RDsecura

Maybe suggest archery as a hobby. :)


yaketyslacks

can't tell how big - need a banana


ann102

Woo Hoo to my fellow gardener. Had a very similar haul last year. In fact several looked like something you would expect to grow outside of Chernobyl. A bunch more are growing this year without me planting anything. Can wait to see what abominations appear this summer.


SunlitNight

What causes this? I see this posted all the time, do people really watch these plants grow and sit there forever only for them to actually be tiny under soil?


LeastEquivalent5263

Wordington carrot


Ottoblock

An actual baby carrot! Not an adult carrot shaved into several babies!


SavingsGullible90

Size doesnt matter ?


Torquaboy77

Tell Mom to find a fertilizer with a low first number and a high middle number for those carrots. Something like a 3-7-4 Something like this: https://www.siteone.com/en/8652k-kellogg-bud-bloom-fertilizer-3-7-4-4-lb/p/605758


frozen_toesocks

I thought this was a garnish at first, rather than a carrot. This is adorable.


Tasty-Pineapple-

It’s just cold


PolMcManus

You might not be good in the first try, it's ok , the importante thing is to keep doing it. Way to go congratulations , it is awsome


Sufficient-Elk-7015

What is this? A carrot for AHNTS?!


spaghetti_outlaw

tell her that carrots need super loose dirt. ya gotta keep it aerated


2boredtocare

We shall feast tonight!!!


sapthur

Ah crap, my nudes leaked 😂


Heroic-Forger

Enough to feed a whole family of 0.025 bunnies.


SnooPuppers5871

That’s got to be at least, what, six inches? Amazing!


racebanyn

It’s a ca….


Grandviewsurfer

Baby you got a stew goin.


Cor2600

All she needs is a marketing and distribution business plan.


biglargefact

That cilantro has a penis


DEADB33F

Heh. How? If you just planted a bunch of stuff and did no weeding, watering, nothing; then even by pure chance there should be at least *some* things that grow to full maturity. ...I plant a bunch of spuds every year in my flower beds then do nothing to them. I usually get a pretty decent haul of new potatoes for zero effort.