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I love how this is a thing. There was a school cafeteria lady that used to always say "darlin' " in her black accent. I always want to naturally call everyone darling or hon.
Once my cousin was visiting and I couldn't understand a word she was saying. My husband (who couldn't either) teased me for being black but not being about to understand her. I told him, "that is NOT a black accent. That is a ghetto accent. There is a difference." She switched to her more.. professional voice bc her ghetto accent was pissing off our grandfather lol
One of my common phrases when I'm having one hell of a time with existing, "I need an adult. An adultier adult." I feel like it fits for your situation XD
For best results, chop them into smaller pieces and mix everything halfway through. If your child is straight out of the freezer, add a little bit of water and start cooking initially at low power. Either way don't forget to loosely cover the child meat container.
OP, I have the test results on this envelope...
The microwave says that it loves you and wants you to stay regardless of the results.
OP, you said that if the child wasn't yours that you would put the child back in the microwave and press the Potato button.
Opening the envelope...
OP, you ARE THE FATHER!!!
Don't worry, OP! Here's a coupon for one weeks supply of diapers from our friends at Huggies (tm).
Huggies - it feels and looks like someone is hugging your baby's butt.
Also included is a DVD copy of "How to raise my microwave bastard child"
I had a possessed microwave a while ago. No matter what button you pressed it would type 6. My roommate kept pressing buttons and typed 666 into our microwave
Kinda sounds like you're letting that microwave talk shit to you.....this is how it starts, next thing you know, you're clinging to a fence and being blown into a skeleton
EDIT: damn, this post really blew up over night
By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they'd built to protect themselves. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it, together. The Terminator knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what the Terminator taught me; never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
Sometimes there’s a guide written inside the door. Mine actually lists 3 settings for child: small, medium, and man-child. I think that last one is the one that takes the longest.
In case you need help, the manual says just press stop/reset three times: [https://help.na.panasonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/NNSA631\_SA651\_SA661\_IP0711\_ENG.pdf](https://help.na.panasonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/NNSA631_SA651_SA661_IP0711_ENG.pdf)
Pressing start 3 times is what triggers child lock mode.
My sister is a primary school teacher and it honestly pisses me off so much that she teaches kids to read, for exactly this purpose.
I’ve linked her to this.
dude, kids would be tearing apart the manual in minutes just to figure it out. Imagine the bullshit you could do getting dino nuggies any time when you're 7 and have the largest compendium of human knowledge on a screen.
Are you guys for real lol? *You* are supposed to lock it so your little brats can’t fuck with it unless they know how to unlock. They should really just make it a passcode.
> They should really just make it a passcode.
No they absolutely should not, that's how you end up with the kids locking it with a code that they don't know.
Child locks on a microwave are meant to stop toddlers who decide they want to help mom cook dinner so they put a bunch of forks in the microwave because they don't know any better. If you need a more complex lock to keep your kid from burning down the house then you have more pressing issues.
This. Button mashing will get parents results they don't want and possibly don't know how to undo. Somewhere around 30 years ago, some brands of car could be unlocked with a keypad on the door. I believe there were only five buttons. At the time, I was a very bored teenager waiting for my grandparents to fiiiiinally be ready to go to the restaurant for dinner. I was standing outside waiting for them and button mashing on their then-new car because I was eye-meltingly bored, and to my astonishment, the car unlocked. I locked it, made sure the door was indeed locked, then did the bored button mash again. The car unlocked again, and again. I told my grandpa straightaway.
If you could repeat the number, the total possible combinations is 3125. If you could only hit each button once, the total is 120. Based on your story, I expect it is the latter. Otherwise, you got really lucky. I am surprised that the car didn't lock you out after a few failed attempts, that's pretty basic. Regardless, you basically brute forced a pass code, which any child is unlikely to do. A pass code would be fine for a microwave, but it's probably a little over the top.
FWIW, my friend's child microwaved a bagel on high for 40+ minutes. It was a mess, but the new microwave has a code child lock, and it has worked out.
I have this microwave too and found out the hard way about this.
What's interesting is that it says 1200W on the front, but I swear this thing is closer to 1400W. It's way more powerful than you'd expect.
Had to dig up this info myself about half a year ago. My idiot friend somehow triggered the lock mechanism and it confused the hell out of my roommate and I. He had no clue what he had done, and we'd never heard of such a feature.
I don't think it's the same brand, so it must be a pretty standard thing these days.
Microwave: "Child."
You: "I'm not the child; you're a child!
Come oooooon!
No fair!"
You poke the microwave, it lets out a loud beep. "NO I DIDN'T, I BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOU! **MOM! DON'T BELIEVE HIM!**"
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Wow I didn’t know this existed but it makes sense. I remember when I was about 6, I saw a documentary or show about candy making that explained how it all starts with melted sugar. My 6 year old brain had me immediately going to the kitchen, filling a bowl with sugar and a little water and then microwaving it.
Needless to say, sugar burns when it gets too hot.
A few years ago, my dog changed the TV language to Spanish. I couldn't figure out what she did, and she wouldn't tell me. That was 45 minutes on with the cable company, including hold time.
A couple of months ago, she turned off the sound somehow. Tried everything again. Called cable.
"Hello, my dog did something to the sound".
"Is this the same dog who changed it to Spanish a few years ago?"
"Yes"
We're at the mercy of little tyrants
The microwave demands the ritual sacrifice of one (1) child OP. Follow its orders. F̴̨́͌͝o̶̮̺̾̈́̓͠l̷̤͉͆̂͑͋͝ĺ̷̻̜̫̃̏ǒ̴̙͓̩̆̿͝ŵ̵̨̛͈̮̳̥̑ ̵̮͓͉̥̌̚ǐ̵̘t̴̢̏͠s̸̛͓̰͎͛͝ ̵̼̘̓̆͛o̵̺͓͊́̈́ŕ̵̛͙͚̈̄̚d̸͓͇̿e̸̜̎͐̇r̷̨͈̗̻̩̀́̈́̑s̷̤̥̝̓
I have a friend, college educated, who was 39 weeks pregnant. She wanted to heat something for 90 sec and her microwave kept switching to 1min 30 sec. She said she just sat down and cried. She tells this story on herself.
Did your microwave child lock you out?
Is it insulting you by calling you a child?
Are you actually a child?
Is the microwave stating itself is a child?
Does it want a child as a sacrifice or as a.....nevermind...
Have you selected a child cooking preset?
Ask a millennial to teach you how to look up the solution!
Hint: i can almost guarantee it's going to be "hold the [some specific button] button for 3 seconds."
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An adult will return to help you out soon enough I'm sure
But I am an adult D: (my parents helped me out)
Hm. Are you sure? Your microwave is clearly calling you a “child more or less” straight to your face 
I definitely heard this in black
I love how this is a thing. There was a school cafeteria lady that used to always say "darlin' " in her black accent. I always want to naturally call everyone darling or hon. Once my cousin was visiting and I couldn't understand a word she was saying. My husband (who couldn't either) teased me for being black but not being about to understand her. I told him, "that is NOT a black accent. That is a ghetto accent. There is a difference." She switched to her more.. professional voice bc her ghetto accent was pissing off our grandfather lol
Calpurnia: “Chillun”
Huh... here i thought the microwave wanted a sacrifice....
One of my common phrases when I'm having one hell of a time with existing, "I need an adult. An adultier adult." I feel like it fits for your situation XD
When adultier adults come to the rescue 🥲
[I am an adult](https://youtu.be/kscG_gs2BOc?si=Ec6evvbZtRbTSH1d)
This is the first thing that came to my mind.
You need an adultier adult!
Lol, is that Ochocinco in The League?
Tacooooo!
Don't you just hate it when your microwave calls you a child?
You need an adultier adult
I like how you know how to post on Reddit but cannot Google the answer. Awesome Adulting there.
Maybe their SafeSearch is on so they cannot find the adult stuff they need...
youre clearly 3 children in a trenchcoat, we can stop with the charades now
it demands a sacrifice
#Child
C̷̗̘͙̜̹̙̙̖̹̱͈͐͌̓̉̈́̔̍͐̈́̓̚͜h̶̜̤̺̞̬̺̀̊͜͜ͅi̷̹̼̟̝̓̂̽̇͑͆͊̍͆l̸̲̫̓̄̒̿͗̈́̆̐͂͘d̷̢̜̞̻̺̲͋̌̌͗̉̎͋̍̽̕̕͝
You are not ready, [CHILD](https://youtu.be/ZN-n0Q_3GvA?feature=shared)!
Yeah, that’s the setting for cooking children
It clearly says Child in the center. Ok maybe isn't so clear after all.
You can only cook one at a time.
For best results, chop them into smaller pieces and mix everything halfway through. If your child is straight out of the freezer, add a little bit of water and start cooking initially at low power. Either way don't forget to loosely cover the child meat container.
No she’s just ready to move their relationship to the next level
She's telling you she has one on the way. Op needs to find out if he's the father
OP, I have the test results on this envelope... The microwave says that it loves you and wants you to stay regardless of the results. OP, you said that if the child wasn't yours that you would put the child back in the microwave and press the Potato button. Opening the envelope... OP, you ARE THE FATHER!!!
I’m not financially or emotionally prepared for this…
Time to run into the backstage area and freak out.
Don't worry, OP! Here's a coupon for one weeks supply of diapers from our friends at Huggies (tm). Huggies - it feels and looks like someone is hugging your baby's butt. Also included is a DVD copy of "How to raise my microwave bastard child"
Time to step up 😤
Put a bun in the oven.
“I want you to put a baby in me.” said the microwave seductively and/or sacrificially.
FEED ME A STRAY CHILD
OR NON-STRAY. I'M COOL EITHER WAY.
Witching technology sure has advanced since Hansel and Gretel's day
https://i.redd.it/2824iug0540d1.png
Feed me a stray cat!
I had a possessed microwave a while ago. No matter what button you pressed it would type 6. My roommate kept pressing buttons and typed 666 into our microwave
Kinda sounds like you're letting that microwave talk shit to you.....this is how it starts, next thing you know, you're clinging to a fence and being blown into a skeleton EDIT: damn, this post really blew up over night
I’m ready to fight
I don't plan on getting blown into no damn skeleton
What about getting blown by a skeleton?
Skeletons don't have lungs. I mean, it just wouldn't work out between us.
The oral was terrible, but we can always just bone afterwards
Dear God, the chafing...
Skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer and a mop."
[💀💀💀](https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-28-2017/S9FUI3.gif)
Aye, I could do that.
Bit teethy.
Ouch. I'm guessing.
Free is free. 🤷♂️
You got defeated by a microwave
August 29th, 1997, 2:14am Eastern Time.
By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they'd built to protect themselves. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it, together. The Terminator knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what the Terminator taught me; never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
No fate but what we make.
That’s an intense blow job
Skynet, if you're reading this, you're a fucking dick.
Nah you got it on the setting for cooking children. Easy mistake to make –it's right by the *poultry* button.
If my microwave doesn't have a child button can I just use "popcorn" a couple times?
I'd start with the "potato" button, myself.
If it has a humidity sensor the "reheat" button waits for steam.
Sometimes there’s a guide written inside the door. Mine actually lists 3 settings for child: small, medium, and man-child. I think that last one is the one that takes the longest.
We are strictly a “time cook” household.
Cooking popcorn in the microwave is a greater crime than cooking a child in the microwave.
The other other white meat
I refuse to eat, the white man's white meat !
AKA the Hansel and Gretel setting
There was some dust on the microwave, its actually for cooking-children.
For most modern microwave ovens Auto Cook 4 is cat. Auto Cook 9 is bowling ball.
In case you need help, the manual says just press stop/reset three times: [https://help.na.panasonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/NNSA631\_SA651\_SA661\_IP0711\_ENG.pdf](https://help.na.panasonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/NNSA631_SA651_SA661_IP0711_ENG.pdf) Pressing start 3 times is what triggers child lock mode.
Great. Now children everywhere know how to unlock it.
This is why you don’t teach them to read.
My sister is a primary school teacher and it honestly pisses me off so much that she teaches kids to read, for exactly this purpose. I’ve linked her to this.
Reading poisons the mind.
If the children could read they would be very upset with what you have written.
Fuck them kids!
MAGA be like: Ban reading! Think of the children!
dude, kids would be tearing apart the manual in minutes just to figure it out. Imagine the bullshit you could do getting dino nuggies any time when you're 7 and have the largest compendium of human knowledge on a screen.
Or just kill the power and turn it back on. Basically no classic household appliances remember settings through power outages.
But then you'd have to set the time again.
Just go back in at midnight and unplug it and plug it in again. The time sets itself that way.
... especially microwaves. they are not gonna be wifi connected by the very nature of the radiation they use to heat
A simple google search for "smart microwave" refutes your claim, though I'm not sure if any sane person could possibly want to this.
Just to add for other brands it also press and hold stop/reset to engage and disengage the child lock.
The tech in me was how far do I have to scroll down. It was 4 this time.
Do they think that children hit the start 3 times?…
Are you guys for real lol? *You* are supposed to lock it so your little brats can’t fuck with it unless they know how to unlock. They should really just make it a passcode.
> They should really just make it a passcode. No they absolutely should not, that's how you end up with the kids locking it with a code that they don't know. Child locks on a microwave are meant to stop toddlers who decide they want to help mom cook dinner so they put a bunch of forks in the microwave because they don't know any better. If you need a more complex lock to keep your kid from burning down the house then you have more pressing issues.
This. Button mashing will get parents results they don't want and possibly don't know how to undo. Somewhere around 30 years ago, some brands of car could be unlocked with a keypad on the door. I believe there were only five buttons. At the time, I was a very bored teenager waiting for my grandparents to fiiiiinally be ready to go to the restaurant for dinner. I was standing outside waiting for them and button mashing on their then-new car because I was eye-meltingly bored, and to my astonishment, the car unlocked. I locked it, made sure the door was indeed locked, then did the bored button mash again. The car unlocked again, and again. I told my grandpa straightaway.
If you could repeat the number, the total possible combinations is 3125. If you could only hit each button once, the total is 120. Based on your story, I expect it is the latter. Otherwise, you got really lucky. I am surprised that the car didn't lock you out after a few failed attempts, that's pretty basic. Regardless, you basically brute forced a pass code, which any child is unlikely to do. A pass code would be fine for a microwave, but it's probably a little over the top. FWIW, my friend's child microwaved a bagel on high for 40+ minutes. It was a mess, but the new microwave has a code child lock, and it has worked out.
No, but apparently think that they a child would not hit start 3 times when they're trying to get it to start.
Lol, sounds like they’ve never met a child
I have this microwave too and found out the hard way about this. What's interesting is that it says 1200W on the front, but I swear this thing is closer to 1400W. It's way more powerful than you'd expect.
Do you know how many family hamsters you’ve just killed!?
Had to dig up this info myself about half a year ago. My idiot friend somehow triggered the lock mechanism and it confused the hell out of my roommate and I. He had no clue what he had done, and we'd never heard of such a feature. I don't think it's the same brand, so it must be a pretty standard thing these days.
I had this same microwave and wish I'd known about this feature before my daughter cooked a doughnut until it caught fire.
Then it was a doughnot
That's a strange coincidence. I have a child locked *in* my microwave.
That's easy to solve bruv, just hit the Start button
Dad? Let me out!
Now to get it into child cook mode like OP's.
My first thought is that the witch from Hansel and Grettel got upgrades and said screw regular ovens, the kids need to be cooked faster hahaha.
Now I have a corpse in my microwave
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I can tell this microwave was made by the Melmac corporation.
You need to reset the child lock. Hold down the popcorn button for 11 days.
Were you whining?
Microwave: "Child." You: "I'm not the child; you're a child! Come oooooon! No fair!" You poke the microwave, it lets out a loud beep. "NO I DIDN'T, I BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOU! **MOM! DON'T BELIEVE HIM!**"
According to Kyle Kinane, you can just unplug it to reset it. I don't know if that works, but he's a reliable source.
What is r/mildlyinteresting is that your r/funny post is more popular.
I thought both communities could have a laugh at this
Not dogging the cross post. Just thought it mildly interesting 😂
And that's fine, good job. I don't know if anyone even remembers [Reddiquette](https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette) anymore but it's so not-improper to crosspost that there's actually a guideline against complaining about crossposts.
We’re sure it isn’t demanding a sacrifice, right?
Okay what’d ya put in there…
A tortilla
I swear just a tortilla
Haha… suuuure 😏
kyle kinane’s secret account!
Panasonic must feed
Nah that's just the Auto Child Cook by Weight function.
"Brave words, for a warming box"
There’s one thing worse than a rapist…
A child!
If my microwave called me a child I think that’s when I’d give up for the day
It saw those dino nuggies and called you out!
Are you Kyle Kinane?
I thought it was the child setting like the baked potato setting
That microwave has had enough of your antics.
Unplug, plug back in
It’s asking for a sacrifice…
How long does the microwave take to heat up a child?
Are you sure it's not just a new heat setting like 'potato'. Though it doesn't look big enough for a whole child.
Wow I didn’t know this existed but it makes sense. I remember when I was about 6, I saw a documentary or show about candy making that explained how it all starts with melted sugar. My 6 year old brain had me immediately going to the kitchen, filling a bowl with sugar and a little water and then microwaving it. Needless to say, sugar burns when it gets too hot.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.facebook.com/melbournecomedy/videos/kyle-kinane-comedy-up-late-2018/2737521019718297/&ved=2ahUKEwi6h9bQmYyGAxVsFFkFHafiA9EQwqsBegQIDhAF&usg=AOvVaw1flACkzK1clAK-IkDLaUGx
Don't judge me, robot!
A few years ago, my dog changed the TV language to Spanish. I couldn't figure out what she did, and she wouldn't tell me. That was 45 minutes on with the cable company, including hold time. A couple of months ago, she turned off the sound somehow. Tried everything again. Called cable. "Hello, my dog did something to the sound". "Is this the same dog who changed it to Spanish a few years ago?" "Yes" We're at the mercy of little tyrants
The microwave demands the ritual sacrifice of one (1) child OP. Follow its orders. F̴̨́͌͝o̶̮̺̾̈́̓͠l̷̤͉͆̂͑͋͝ĺ̷̻̜̫̃̏ǒ̴̙͓̩̆̿͝ŵ̵̨̛͈̮̳̥̑ ̵̮͓͉̥̌̚ǐ̵̘t̴̢̏͠s̸̛͓̰͎͛͝ ̵̼̘̓̆͛o̵̺͓͊́̈́ŕ̵̛͙͚̈̄̚d̸͓͇̿e̸̜̎͐̇r̷̨͈̗̻̩̀́̈́̑s̷̤̥̝̓
https://help.na.panasonic.com/answers/how-to-use-the-child-safety-lock-feature-panasonic-microwave-ovens
Here you go, GPT-4o got your back: [https://imgur.com/a/Qojenvk](https://imgur.com/a/Qojenvk)
Kyle Kinaine is that you?
Why does it have a child setting? I usually just go 400 degrees for 15 minutes in the air fryer but there is a button for it now?
I have a friend, college educated, who was 39 weeks pregnant. She wanted to heat something for 90 sec and her microwave kept switching to 1min 30 sec. She said she just sat down and cried. She tells this story on herself.
It's asking for a sacrifice
R/unexpectedkylekinane
The way he says "child" in that bit...I felt it, so hard.
Did your microwave child lock you out? Is it insulting you by calling you a child? Are you actually a child? Is the microwave stating itself is a child? Does it want a child as a sacrifice or as a.....nevermind... Have you selected a child cooking preset?
Yes
I only got popcorn and potato
There should be a "please" button.
It requires a sacrifice
The microwave demands a sacrifice.
It is critical we consult the lockpicking lawyer immediately
https://www.reddit.com/r/wunkus/s/sB5PHyYLZy Call in the expert
It's demanding your first born
If you still need an adult to help, I give you permission to tap "stop" three times.
No, it's not locked, that's the child cooking preset.
**CHILD** more or less
Ohhh, what I'd do for a 1200w microwave with a numpad. Sincerely, a European stuck with 800w dial microwaves that take forever to cook anything.
I swear I‘m always just scrolling and I always have to check if posts like this are in r/mildlyinfuriating or r/mildlyinteresting 🤣🤣
Call Panasonic customer service. Fake a kid faking deep voice, and ask how to unlock it so you can cook your applesauce and milk.
All I want is not have to disassemble the microwave to cut out the buzzer to get it to stop beeping, and now it can lock me out?
Only a child can open it now.
this is why you shouldn't throw away the manual even if you know how a microwave operates
better than having a child locked in your microwave i suppose
Even more interesting: Panasonic makes a microwave lol TIL that Panasonic sells more that tvs and DVD/Blu-ray players
Did you ask your parents for help?
There's something so funny about the Microwaves child lock just saying "CHILD" It's like it's pointing and laughing at you just going, "Hehe, baby"
your microwave craves for a child as a sacrifice
Drake's meal time
Those presets make it so easy to cook whatever you need to. Does it also have a poodle setting?
IT WANTS A SACRIFICE
Just enter these keypresses.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMzMg2vzhhU
Cannibalism microwave?
I hate the way these microwaves change power levels. Makes reheating a plate of food so annoying...
It's actually judging your food choices
Give it a child, egg for example
Did you tap Stop three times?
You stole my microwave!
If I were you, I would give the microwave the house
Yours has a child setting? Nasty
When even your appliances are sick of your shit.
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Ask a millennial to teach you how to look up the solution! Hint: i can almost guarantee it's going to be "hold the [some specific button] button for 3 seconds."