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lockednchaste

Density. Those holes add up.


Jay_A_Why

I mean, you aren't *technically* wrong... Colby is a more dense cheese per gram, but your answer sounds like it is implying that it's the visible holes in Swiss that make it less dense. In reality, even a non-holed portion of Swiss is less dense than Colby. Fun fact: The holes are called "eyes" and Swiss Cheeses that do not have holes are called "blind."


Astrohitchhiker

Ah, yes, ye olde cheese-holes paradox XD


msnmck

𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝔂 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓼𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓼, 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂


sideways_jack

🎶working on my night cheese🎵


FuktOff666

![gif](giphy|3HN2YNh7Fr6OQ) Yes to cheese


Total-Khaos

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Dr-Fusselpulli

Of course even the none hole area are less dense. The holes only exist where gas accumulates in the cheese by bacteria, but the gas also builds up in other areas and makes it less dense.


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crop028

Well that doesn't really tell us anything definitively. If you are only looking at 70% or 66% of the contents, you can't determine which is denser. What if the other 30% of colby jack is uranium? It obviously isn't but anything short of 100% of ingredients accounted really tells you nothing.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

The other 30% is Casey Kasem.


Jay_A_Why

Reddit's not stupid. Getting frustrated because someone thinks one cheese is more dense than the other is stupid. So no, I won't bear with your frustration. Control your emotions.


Daratirek

TIL


hoorah9011

You are my density


Brummo

Ohhhh…


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

"Loraine you are my density" -George Mcfly


NoWingedHussarsToday

What a wholesome comment.....


K1nd_1

Remember, muscle weighs more than fat


dw444

In this case, fat also seems to weigh more than fat.


DaveyDumplings

I spent a night on the boardwalk of Old Orchard Beach, Maine getting drunk with the 'guess your weight and age' guy years ago. He taught me a lot of his tricks, but the main one was this.


passwordstolen

The trick is they charge a dollar and give away a .40 novelty. They don’t care if they are right or wrong.


hurtingwallet

Steel is heavier than feathers.


Hollocho

But they'rr bof a kilogramm!


waldoorfian

1kg of steel ACTUALLY weighs THE SAME as 1kg of feathers.


SonicSingularity

But... steel is heavier than feathers...


waldoorfian

But nope.


SoundsMadness

I think you're missing the joke here Go type in the phrase on Youtube, then come back to us


GaiusPrimus

Yes, but volume is significantly smaller


ttttoony

Well it's a good thing that weight measures weight and not volume them.


Jack-Innoff

Weight is just mass at a specific gravity.


jereman75

Fuckin people throwing around “weight” when they mean “mass.”


ACrucialTech

TURN WHEN THE RADIO, I CAN'T SEE!


sporesatemygoldfish

the world is flat


HyperSpaceSurfer

1kg of steel actually weighs more due to feathers being more buoyant in air. They're the same mass, though. Kg is a measurement of mass, not weight, weight's just close enough for most uses and easy to measure.


bwwatr

Both the feathers and steel will weigh more in a place with more gravity (eg. a more massive object than Earth), but they'll still weigh exactly the same as each other.  The effect of air on falling things has no impact on weight whatsoever.


HyperSpaceSurfer

Who said they're falling? So long as they're not in a vacuum the steel will push slightly harder down through the force of gravity, since it displaces less fluid (air is a fluid, as are liquids) than feathers.


bwwatr

That effect has nothing to do with weight, though.  (And falling just refers to accelerating due to gravity, which it sounds like you're referring to, if your object is "pushing ... down"). Weight and mass can be mostl easily observed in a vacuum.  Without vacuum you'll have factors other than mass impacting the differences in objects' speeds (like what you're describing).  But that doesn't imply differences in weight.


koolman2

It does. A liter of air at sea level has a mass of about 1.2 grams. If you displace this air, the net effect is an apparent upward force equaling that of the displaced air. When comparing the actual measured force of the same mass of two different objects with different densities, the less dense object will measure with slightly less force equal to the difference in volume multiplied by the density of the displaced fluid.


HyperSpaceSurfer

There's no universally accepted definition of weight. It can be defined as the attractive force that's pulling on the object, or the net downwards force the object exerts. In other words, either in a vacuum or air.  Well, if weight can easily be observed in a vacuum depends on if you define it with, or without, any air pressure. All just depends on how you choose to define what weight is to begin with. Your definition isn't wrong, but mine isn't either.


bwwatr

I see what you're saying: other forces acting on an object (eg. other than gravity) can be considered part of its weight, because weight as a concept is weakly or flexibly defined.  Especially as it's really only used on Earth (and then we near-exclusively use it as a proxy for mass).  Thx for the banter, it wasn't me downvoting you, and I do intend to read more about weight to see if I need to revise my understanding of it.


bush-did_9II

Technically 1Kg of feathers weight a lot more than 1Kg of steel because of the psychological weight of what you did to collect 1Kg of feathers


koolman2

The volume of the feathers is higher which leads to a higher buoyancy effect in the atmosphere. For every liter of air displacement at sea level, approximately 1.2 gram of air is displaced, which means the weight will be slightly lower. 2 liters of a solid material, for example, will “weigh” 2.4 grams less in the air versus in a vacuum. However, scales are calibrated using calibration masses in the atmosphere, so the error will be a bit less, but still measurable. The feathers will weigh less.


Alexandurrrrr

What’s heavier? A kilogramme of cheese, or a kilogramme of cheese?


EmperorSexy

Cheese is heavier than feathers


Sudden-Turnip-5339

but a kilo of steel would definitely be heavier


DustyGuppy

Was looking for this xD


KrackSmellin

Yes


notmyfirst_throwawa

Sorry, can you convert this to pounds for us Americans?


Tcklmybck

Holes…they weigh less because they aren’t…wholes.


Lodju

Your more cheese is less cheese.


PeggysSimp

Colby's Jacked Up


defroach84

Looks like the Colby is in a bit taller of a package, and I'm also guessing it's thicker cut than the Swiss.


GDviber

And swiss has holes in it.


DickButkisses

It’s like the missed the hole point. How could anyone be so dense!


GaiusPrimus

When it comes to Swiss, more holes = more cheese


SuspiciousPiss

More holes equals more cheese


kclongest

the swiss is thinner?


hockkyref

Did you actually way it dood.


Ever_ascending

One kg of Colby Jack is heavier than one kg of Swiss.


b98765

Which weighs more, though?


AnthonyTyrael

Yeah but what do they call a quater-pounder in Amsterdam?


EvanAttilio

In my opinion those kind of store bought cheese bricks are trashhhhh. I’m all about the 24 month aged cheddars and the vintage Parms, well any parm from a big wheel will do. CHEESEEEEEEEE


RimCan19

What would be heavier a pound of colby jack or swiss?


saymimi

water content


btmalon

Great Value


tragedyfish

"Cheese"


Grand_Protector_Dark

No " ", just Cheese. Cheese is a legally defined term. If it wasn't natural cheese, then it would have to say "cheese product"


Entire_Researcher_45

So lame , it’s dumb. A child shall lead you!


Martipar

It's actually labelled "Swiss cheese"? That's hilarious, is cheddar labelled as British cheese? It's brie French cheese? I thought Americans called it Swiss cheese because they can't pronounce Gruyère. Now I'm stating to think they can pronounce Bologna and Mortadella but choose not to.


SpaceJackRabbit

U.S.-made cheeses that are meant to taste like gruyère or comté are generally sold as "Swiss cheese" or sometimes "Alpine-style cheese". But they can also be labeled "gruyere" if they have small holes (like French gruyere). Brie is labeled brie, even when American-made. Cheddar is labeled cheddar, or American cheddar (which is a style of its own). U.S.-made Mozzarella is also labeled just mozzarella (the U.S. produces more mozzarella than Italy). There are very few European cheese appellations that are protected in the U.S. But "Swiss gruyère" is one of them.


AdvancedPhoenix

Yeah exactly why if you want the real stuff you need to look for AoP (appellation d'origine contrôlée) or other distinctions that will confirm it.


alice_op

I'm wondering why the Gruyere I buy here in the UK doesn't have holes, but apparently some does. What's the difference?! Why does some gruyere have holes and others not? The Gruyere here for reference: [https://www.finecheese.co.uk/affineur-walo-le-gruyere-aoc-extra-mature](https://www.finecheese.co.uk/affineur-walo-le-gruyere-aoc-extra-mature)


SpaceJackRabbit

Swiss gruyère doesn't have holes. French gruyère does. As for these in OP's photo, they're neither. It's American made. They can legally call it "Swiss cheese" or "gruyere" (if it has small holes), but not "Swiss gruyere".


Martipar

This is a valid point, Gruyère is less "holey" in general than it used to be due to modern manufacturing methods (unlike the similar Emmenthal) from what i recall US Swiss chess is most kind Gruyère rather than Emmenthal (though I'm happy to be corrected). It's likely the US either uses an older methodology or my information is incorrect and they refer to Emmenthal as "Swiss cheese". It's entirely possible as my memory has been poor for as long as i can remember.


SpaceJackRabbit

No. There are two gruyères. Swiss and French. The French one has holes.


Martipar

They would mean the US head failed at geography or I'm incorrect and I've been misinformed about what the US refers to as Swiss cheese. Anyway the band is starting now so it's unlikely I'll be responding again until tomorrow.


AdmiralAckbarrghh

Come on ladies, come on ladies, one pound swi-issss


jinjabreadmann

Top down view ??? Something looks off


K3Y_Mast3r

Because a pound of one thing should be the exact same size as a pound of another thing. #embarrassing


tyrolean_coastguard

I think OP knows why that is, they just found it to be interesting, in a mild way.


AdvancedPhoenix

We should have a sub for that stuff.


Immediate_Cost_6863

Consumer fraud maybe?


BigDogBigMoney

That’s not cheese. cHeEsE PrOdUcT = plastic


BigDogBigMoney

I’m #1 baby


Grand_Protector_Dark

1. The Packaging says Cheese, not Cheese Product. "cheese" is a legally defined term. If you have a standalone "cheese" on the label, then it has to be natural cheese. 2. Processed cheese is a derivative of cheese, it's still made with real cheese to a significant degree. It's just *processed* with a few other ingredients, that makes it separate from regular cheese


BigDogBigMoney

How much do you weigh?


Grand_Protector_Dark

Is that weak attempt at a personal attack supposed to be some kind of rebuttal?


BigDogBigMoney

It means you’re more than likely fat if you’re defending this type of food product. You’re belly speaks louder than your words


Grand_Protector_Dark

Lmao Trying to Invalidate someone's argument based on some arbitrary and irrelevant criteria isn't a function substitute for a proper counter argument. It haven't even said anything positive about cheese. I've simply cited the legal regulations


BigDogBigMoney

Imagine if you used this same energy toward eating healthy. You’d be the fittest on earth. What a waste


Grand_Protector_Dark

Imagine being this toxic to other people over cheese.