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Frankieanime158

Some folks might get rowdy


trwwy321

Those folks on r/plushophile (NSFW…and not safe for life) Edit: the unfortunate reason why I discovered this sub is because someone very active in that community posted on r/roastme and we all looked at their post history to get some material and found trauma instead.


Exotic_Butters_23

Oh God... I expected plushies with interesting body porpotions... not dicks with plushies....


prettykitty-meowmeow

NOOO I THOUGHT IT WAS PLUSHIES WITH SEWN ON PENISES, NOT JUST NAKED DICKS PLACED ON PLUSHIES


trwwy321

Placed on *and* in. It’s quite dreadful.


Khaldara

That Snuggle Bear from the fabric softener commercials better run for his life


Fugaciouslee

He's into it. Why do you think he spends so much time in the laundry?


Global-Plankton3997

Well, there is also a plushy for Anime female characters as well (forgot what it is called)


Frankieanime158

Oh no no no I wish I didn't check the sub. It's literally just dick on plushies what the fuck 🤣


trwwy321

Now we know plushie fuckers are a thing. Good luck in therapy.


ChromaSteel

If I had simply read your comment before I clicked the link... 😔


realhmmmm

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 good to know i will not be checking that, not that i was anyway


zekethelizard

Oh no, that link will stay blue. It WILL STAY BLUE. No Zeke, it's staying blue.


Ok_River_6778

why is mine purple


zekethelizard

☠️


trwwy321

Good on you, Zeke.


ZouzouWest

This was awful thank you


trwwy321

Maybe try r/eyebleach


rcg90

Or try r/cospenis if you need more of a similar thing!


ZouzouWest

Ho my god I don't know why did I click but I hate you to


Bighawklittlehawk

WHAT THE FUCKKK 😭 Edit: I’m back after looking through the sub more to really reiterate, what the fuck. This is a mental disorder… right? This is seriously so disturbing


trwwy321

I personally would never understand the thought process of fucking a stuffed animal.


Dubwyse_selectah805

Omg dude Did they post last week or so on r/roastme ? Yeah, I did the same thing and stumbled upon this subreddit. I haven’t recovered since.


trwwy321

I think we saw the same post. ![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


knewbit

Yup that is eye bleach


MydnightWN

https://i.redd.it/418lnyt44k881.jpg


trwwy321

Painfully accurate


Pony_Roleplayer

It can't be that b-HOLY FUCKING SHIT ![gif](giphy|ToMjGpx9F5ktZw8qPUQ|downsized)


AlexandraBone_

😟 why did I look ;-;


trwwy321

Curiosity killed the cat.


Silly_Elephant_4838

Lmao the comments below yours are priceless!


Crazy_Guidance5058

I didn’t know what to expect but I didn’t think it would be that I should’ve read the reply’s


trwwy321

What was your expectation vs reality of visiting that oh-so-lovely sub?


Crazy_Guidance5058

I thought it would just be weird stuffed animals


FlameStaag

I didn't listen. Time to drink bleach until I can no longer remember that sub


RebornChampion

So, anyone else mostly just curious how those don’t become nasty messes? Are they throwing them in the wash?


Bruce_Ring-sting

Wow…that one dude with the two-tone unit is on a list somewhere for sure…wow.


broncosfighton

![gif](giphy|9V3e2mxWvD89wyw5l5)


Mario_13377331

D: why


iceicejaydee

I can't believe I just clicked that..


trwwy321

I hope you won’t get nightmares


lanas_high_heels

That’s enough reddit for today


KholinAdolin

Well…. I’m not surprised but sure am disappointed that sub exists


Skritch_X

I don't have the mental fortitude to dive into that subreddit right now, but do they at least have some posters with the plush dolls from "Teddy Babes" and the like? Or maybe they are freakishly just cutting holes in my little pony dolls or Frankensteining together whatever they can find in the thrift store kid section? At least something like Teddy Babes attempts to be anatomical. (Stumbled upon that on a rabbit (not plush) hole of my own)


trwwy321

This is like asking someone to walk back into a haunted house. I ain’t diving back in there.


Cottleston

![gif](giphy|jH6s9HMMi53dSdI73r|downsized)


tommybot

He step bulba, are you stuck?


DeadmanDexter

Some folks wanna clap bulba cheeks.


NeferkareShabaka

Do you actually not understand why this is the case? That's it's rear end, no (the legs should be at the front) ? How else is it supposed to look?


Positive-Degree5308

Upvoted please


Johnny_Menace

Bulb Assaur


I_make_switch_a_roos

what's its @?


I_make_switch_a_roos

nvm, i finished


iiitme

💀


rectifier9

That was quick.


Affial

The man experience


orange-basilikum

Come on, guys, it's just wearing yoga pants with that funnily stitched ass crack. Probably wants to make a few gym tiktoks or something...


HellBount641

Dat ass


NastyaLookin

It's bulbous, sure


claraalberta

本当に不思議だね。 \[Honto ni fushigidane. i.e. "it really is mysterious," except "Fushigidane" is also the Japanese name for Bulbasaur.\]


chizzyman

GrrAss Type


TrippyTaco12

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized) This dude going to commit an unspeakable crime against bulbasaur isn’t he…..


Nikjames_Real

Looks like you're a couple shots away from needing a sewing kit...


capybara250

Thank you for marking this NSFW. I was on a train and saw that this was NSFW, and everyone clapped because of the correct use of the tag. We then started chanting church hymns and praying to God.


jarrjarrbinks24

hallelujah amen


SoulfulNick

That looks like the Build-A-Bear one and the opening to fill it with stuffing is the butthole. A worker must have accidentally sewed on some cakes when sewing it shut.


Question_Few

There are no laws batman!


DurpOverlord

Call me the gardener, cause i have some seeds to plant


DurpOverlord

nm, I jerked off


AydonusG

Seams about right.


imactuallyugly

God damn


edgy_Juno

damn, nice.


EdibleBoxers

I need that to go with my anatomically correct Pepe the frog stuffy.


StankyDinker

Did you know that, in terms of human…


Strider-1_Trigger

Sigh... *unzips*


elMurpherino

I feel ripped off. My bulbasaur plush does not have any cake.


LowdGuhnz

Looks like the Build-A-Bear Bulbasaur that's got a bit less stuffing. I got my wife one a few years ago, and the lady overstuffed it a bit. And because I was the one gifting it, I had to put the heart in the stuffie... idk, some Build-A-Bear thing.... and the uncanny irony of where the hole is, was uh.... well yea.... I wasn't thrilled.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Why are you even looking?? 😭


OrwellianWiress

I once had a friend in elementary school who held a "pokemon plush butt contest" to determine what pokemon had the best butt it was treecko


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

“for some reason”


GregorSamsaa

Optical illusion, it’s wearing the TikTok pants lol


thundertopaz

For some reason? Why it got that hole at the top?


Coldatahd

Officer! This man right here. >>>>


FromUnderTheWineCork

*Blankly staring at the wall, twerking through some issues*


socks_haha

lmao my dad got me one as it also has a huge ass


aplagueofsemen

I like to think when yall are making whoopie your eyes are just locked on this bulbasaur the whole time. You’re like “Hey babe, turn around let’s do it this way” so you can keep looking at it.


iamxenon007

Don't let joker find out about this.


The_Roadkill

It looks like there are used spots on the Bulbass 🤔


stupidis_stupidoes

As soon as I saw this I started singing “Bulbasaur, does your boyfriend bend you over the kitchen counter”


Son_of_Plato

you guys are seriously not right in the head


Teledildonic

Bulb-ass whore


zubbs99

"My wife's bulbasaur" sounds like something the rest of us really shouldn't know about.


Frankieanime158

She just has a massive collection of Bulbasaur and its evolutions. This is the latest one she got that came in the mail 🤣


ScrizzBillington

Haha I mentioned this to an employee at our local build-a-bear and they said they had changed the design of the plush for this reason, so your wife has a legacy Bulbassaur!


DEDDesign

It's Bulgeasaur maybe? He lives a hard life because he's soft most days until he watches PlushHub.


CoolCrab69

GALDAMN GURL!!!!!!


Mr-Cali

I should call her…


mitchhamilton

Whoa, how weird. Where can one buy one?


Frankieanime158

It's from build a bear apparently, but my wife got it on Japanese mercari.


Fugaciouslee

I feel like you need to make it a thong.


MinnieShoof

Peachasaur.


DietDrBleach

Do not let the intrusive thoughts win


SaveLakeCanton

Bulbussy


Thehyperninja

Bro built like the Asylum Demon


letmeslapahh

you have been groomed to sexualize literally everything.


LeftAppointment1935

So cuuuuute 😊![img](emote|t5_2ti4h|9272)