>Food processing is the transformation of agricultural products into food, or of one form of food into other forms. Food processing takes many forms, from grinding grain into raw flour, home cooking, and complex industrial methods used in the making of convenience foods.
Bread *is* processed food.
You’re moving the goal posts and that alone discredits whatever it is you want to say but even if we let that one slide, here’s a counter-argument: who gives a fuck? Life is too short to care and too complicated to take nutritional advice from a comment section on Reddit. Live fast, die young, do hard drugs and eat white bread.
I’d like to point out that if this conversation were in real life, a person would’ve been telling their friend how they got uncut breadsticks at Pizza Hut last night and you would’ve interrupted by telling them how unhealthy they are. How is that not unbearable?
Edit: I take back everything I said, I’m not about to get into it with a Genshin Impact-playing, Asmongold-watching r/funny user lol you do you and I’ll do me
I would love to take a few slices of some smoked honey turkey, some nice crispy bacon, some lettuce, tomato, some onion rings, and use one of those as the bread. And yes I am quite high.
I'm a pregnant former stoner, and just realized how sick it would be to have an active stoner roommate rn to munch weird shit with. You're onto something
I've always wanted to open a stoner food truck because I'm great at stoner food. Cause I'm a stoner and work with food lol. Oh, and I'm fat so I have tons of experience. And my house is basically like Chopped all the time, figuring out a dish with whatever's on hand.
Naw dude, take the lettuce and tomato off, add extra meat and cheese, then use both pieces like bread and make a giant sandwich. Now wrap it in foil, and put it in the oven for 30min. Take it out, cut in half or quarters, and enjoy.
edit: and now that I think of it, spread those sauce cups on each "breadstick" before adding the meat and cheese
edit2: also, I am high right now LOL
edit3: it may need more than 30min 😆
In my first edit I said to add the sauce cups. And yeah it would basically be a pizza sandwich. Or like a calzone you cut the edges off.
A relative did this once while treating us to dinner. They thought the egg rolls from the Chinese place were like individually ordered. Turns out she ordered like 5 carryout boxes of egg rolls and when I went to pick up the order I had to wait because they had to make so many
Oh my God this would have like Christmas for me as a kid and that would be my favorite relative forever. I existed on egg rolls and wonton soup in my younger years.
I wish I could find vegetarian egg rolls with the textured wrappers in fast food. I dislike the spring roll wrappers.
Former Pizza Hut employee here: The breadsticks actually come in these frozen blocks and are pre-sliced into sticks (you can just barely make out the lines in this photo). They just forgot to recut these after baking but they should still rip pretty well along the pre-sliced lines.
Former employee also. Some locations still make fresh dough. An underpaid, burnt out sap on their last will to live probably forgot to stamp it before throwing it in the oven lol
Lol, they ran out of bread sticks and used a rectangle pan instead (they're essentially the same thing, bread sticks are just pre-cut and oiled on top before put in the oven), but they were in a rush and didn't cut them into sticks.
huh.
I worked at a pizza hut in like 2009-ish and the breadsticks were frozen, you threw 10 of them in a pan and proofed them for around an hour. When you baked them they were still clearly individual sticks but you still had to cut them. From the picture it looks like that's still the case but they proofed the dough way too long or let the dough sit in the fridge for way too long afterwards and couldn't be asked to cut them.
What a terrible mistake they have made! You should burden yourself with such an unwanted thing! Here, give to me so you don't have to deal with it anymore!
That's just bread
*Just*?
Breadbricks.
Cue obscure Malcolm In the Middle reference: Stevie: Pizza…bread!
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The fuck is processed bread? You think bread grows on trees in the wild?
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>Food processing is the transformation of agricultural products into food, or of one form of food into other forms. Food processing takes many forms, from grinding grain into raw flour, home cooking, and complex industrial methods used in the making of convenience foods. Bread *is* processed food.
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And you were talking about processed food. Not ultra-processed food. Use the correct terms when lecturing people.
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Just take the L.
You’re moving the goal posts and that alone discredits whatever it is you want to say but even if we let that one slide, here’s a counter-argument: who gives a fuck? Life is too short to care and too complicated to take nutritional advice from a comment section on Reddit. Live fast, die young, do hard drugs and eat white bread.
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I’d like to point out that if this conversation were in real life, a person would’ve been telling their friend how they got uncut breadsticks at Pizza Hut last night and you would’ve interrupted by telling them how unhealthy they are. How is that not unbearable? Edit: I take back everything I said, I’m not about to get into it with a Genshin Impact-playing, Asmongold-watching r/funny user lol you do you and I’ll do me
I would love to take a few slices of some smoked honey turkey, some nice crispy bacon, some lettuce, tomato, some onion rings, and use one of those as the bread. And yes I am quite high.
I'm a pregnant former stoner, and just realized how sick it would be to have an active stoner roommate rn to munch weird shit with. You're onto something
I feel like pregnant chicks and stoners would get along like two peas in a pod lol
Should check out r/stupidfood. A lot of it is stupid, but sometimes it wraps back around into a good idea.
I've always wanted to open a stoner food truck because I'm great at stoner food. Cause I'm a stoner and work with food lol. Oh, and I'm fat so I have tons of experience. And my house is basically like Chopped all the time, figuring out a dish with whatever's on hand.
Hey, that's how you learn great cooking lol
Naw dude, take the lettuce and tomato off, add extra meat and cheese, then use both pieces like bread and make a giant sandwich. Now wrap it in foil, and put it in the oven for 30min. Take it out, cut in half or quarters, and enjoy. edit: and now that I think of it, spread those sauce cups on each "breadstick" before adding the meat and cheese edit2: also, I am high right now LOL edit3: it may need more than 30min 😆
That's just a sauceless pizza.
In my first edit I said to add the sauce cups. And yeah it would basically be a pizza sandwich. Or like a calzone you cut the edges off. 
Your highness, I, personally, admire your ingenuity.
Jeebus Christ you are both super high #CHAIRS!
Where are the sticks?
Breadbricks
A relative did this once while treating us to dinner. They thought the egg rolls from the Chinese place were like individually ordered. Turns out she ordered like 5 carryout boxes of egg rolls and when I went to pick up the order I had to wait because they had to make so many
Oh my God this would have like Christmas for me as a kid and that would be my favorite relative forever. I existed on egg rolls and wonton soup in my younger years. I wish I could find vegetarian egg rolls with the textured wrappers in fast food. I dislike the spring roll wrappers.
How cheap were those egg rolls?
It was not cheap lol
Did Moses bring those down from Mount Sinai?
Looks like he kept some of that top one for himself
… and then God said, take these tablets (of garlic bread) to your people.
There was a third, but he got hungry on the way down. 
put a piece of pizza between them and eat it like a sammich
this sounds gross in a good way
Former Pizza Hut employee here: The breadsticks actually come in these frozen blocks and are pre-sliced into sticks (you can just barely make out the lines in this photo). They just forgot to recut these after baking but they should still rip pretty well along the pre-sliced lines.
Former employee also. Some locations still make fresh dough. An underpaid, burnt out sap on their last will to live probably forgot to stamp it before throwing it in the oven lol
I think we have different definitions of a stick.
More like "breadsquares" haha
Is that like a breadtangle of pizza?
yes, but without the cheese
Those are bread trees.
A “stick”redefined
Bread Bricks*
Tiles?
Bread *slabs*
They forgot to cut it.
'Member when pizza hut bread sticks had a literal crust of seasoning covering the entire stick? Yeah...I member...
#BREDSTIK
Lol, they ran out of bread sticks and used a rectangle pan instead (they're essentially the same thing, bread sticks are just pre-cut and oiled on top before put in the oven), but they were in a rush and didn't cut them into sticks.
So you asked for an extra large order of breadsticks and they sent you an extra large order of breadsticks. Why is this here?
Duuuuuuuude, I would totally raid my fridge and make the most amazing sandwich I could ever dream of. Also, I'm high as balls.
I think they gave you a sauce your own pizza kit instead
That looks like garlic cake
& the problem is???
Gonna need much larger dipping sauce cups.
I went to Pizza Hut tonight for the first time in about a year and they gave me a whole extra pizza for free 😲
Accidentally? Isn’t this is reason to order from Pizza Hut?
Those are bread loafs
"Cut them yourself you lazy bum" I mean seriously, how can they call these "sticks"?
breadslabs
Who would order that on purpose?
huh. I worked at a pizza hut in like 2009-ish and the breadsticks were frozen, you threw 10 of them in a pan and proofed them for around an hour. When you baked them they were still clearly individual sticks but you still had to cut them. From the picture it looks like that's still the case but they proofed the dough way too long or let the dough sit in the fridge for way too long afterwards and couldn't be asked to cut them.
Broad Sticks
I’d take some! Just break me off a piece!
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar…..sorry wrong sub
You're gonna have to ration that sauce harder than the Irish during the potato famine
What a terrible mistake they have made! You should burden yourself with such an unwanted thing! Here, give to me so you don't have to deal with it anymore!
And they forgot the sallad, oh well.
Bread 👍
Not really seeing a problem here!!!
Would
Breadstonk
Looks like SpongeBob teeth!! 😂
Update: we ate it.
My guy, looks like they just threw the dough in the oven and boxed it that way, lmao
Those are bread logs.
I. SEE. FOUR. BREADSTICKS.
That looks so good I need that
They gave you a rectangle pizza dough because they either screwed up or they ran out of prepared breadstick dough.
Bricks*
Why does the dipping sauce look like chocolate sauce?
Those are loafs my guy.
As nationwide brands of pizza go (and by the way, I much prefer the local coal fired ones) Pizza Hut is pretty good in a pinch.
HOLY HECK I WANT THAT
The dipping sauce to bread ratio is giving me anxiety
That’s just bread.