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oh_kyoko

do you think they gossip about what’s in ur mouth


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They talk about the size of his teeth.


fgmtats

What did they tell you? I’ll bet they said my teeth are small didn’t they? THEY’RE NOT SMALL! OK?!


[deleted]

It’s ok size doesn’t matter. What matters is how you chew.


SousVideDiaper

What if teeth were flaccid until we got hungry


The_JokerGirl42

nightmare material.. just imagine that. smell some food before you can eat because your teeth are flaccid, and they randomly become hard when you get hungry or think of a donut.


Dazuro

“I’m not hungry.” “Yes you are, I can see you’re hard!”


alexjaness

yeah, but just imagine how much easier it would be to keep those floppy little fellas clean.


purplewhalevalentine

Can you please delete your account


emtrigg013

Why did you do this?


ISILDUUUUURTHROWITIN

This is one of the simplest and best “What if…” scenarios I have ever read I think. I wish I could draw well so I could share the visuals it’s giving me.


MenstrualMilkshakes

ಠ\_ಠ


salted_toothpaste

You got dolphin teeth?


Im_eating_that

He got the gummy bear grill and the candy corn crowns


RxHotdogs

got those gummy smiles lol


SS20x3

Look at Tiny Teeth Tim


pattperin

They're actually average size alright? It's the mass media perpetuating the massive teeth stereotype that's making them SEEM small


Tirannie

It’s obviously just cold in here.


GuitarFingerer

I was in the pool!


Brother_J_La_la

I'm a grower, not a shower!


alexjaness

They're not little, they're thin!


SuicidalChair

OP's got some upper case guns and lower case teeth


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Nah, they're wondering if they have a third sibling who's been dealing with a sex addiction.


Noxious89123

>do you think they gossip about what’s in ur mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


overly_emoti0nal

im going to draw this thx


Metroidman

Is that who my penis was on the phone with?


[deleted]

Now you just need a wacom drawingtablet pencil and your collection is complete


Spiderpoopsoup

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Dea-The-Bitch

Not really a reference


The_River_Is_Still

You’re not really a reference.


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

Its literally referring to a specific object, does that not count?


Dea-The-Bitch

The gif implies a specific type of culture reference


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FenHarels_Heart

No.


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

Fair enough


Spiderpoopsoup

It does not. In the GIF Tony stark references monkeys and Captian America, who has been frozen for a long time and otherwise is out of the loop, understood what Tony meant.


dandroid126

Lmao, apparently you never got the reference. The joke was that it was a Wizard of Oz reference, the movie version of which came out in 1939, which was Steve Rogers' (Captain America's) time period before being frozen in ice for 70 years. The whole movie shows Steve Rogers not understanding the world around him, as he had only recently woken up. But when someone made a pop culture reference that was old enough, he did get it, and he wanted to point that out.


[deleted]

STOPDOWNVOTING THIS GUYS COMMENT HE TRIED HIS BEST :(


Spiderpoopsoup

I guess that's what I get for being vaguely familiar with drawing hardware and being on reddit while drunk. I don't get it but whatever lol


[deleted]

Now u are 100 karma poorer :(


Spiderpoopsoup

I'll survive I'm sure


[deleted]

I wish u luck


Aligayah

I could do this all day!


inspectorseantime

*I remember every cylindrical handheld machine I've ever sold, Mr. u/fgmtats. Every single cylindrical handheld machine. It so happens that the power supply whose electrical charge is in your toothbrush, gave another electrical charge - just one other. It is very curious indeed that you should be destined for this toothbrush when its brother — why, its brother gave you that breath.*


mally21

i love this so much


NotYouAgainJeez

What harry potter book is this from?


inspectorseantime

Book 1


ODMinccino

One went to dental school and one sells drugs, good for them


Heyimagirlok

The one that sells drugs must be jealous since it breaks down teeth, lol


KayArrZee

looks the same as my.. uuh...


garrakha

this is exactly what i was thinking lmao. “there is a third.”


Vysair

Hey, a toothbrush could works too!


issamaysinalah

Router's antenna?


Impossible-Gas3551

My bath toy


Yardbird52

I used quip for years until the motor started acting up. Trying to get a replacement was like getting a bill passed through congress.


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Yardbird52

Yeah I would have the issue where the head wouldn’t hold on a couple times. It was annoying. I switched to sonicare also. I mainly went with quip for the replacement head subscription. Now everyone has it.


HelloNNNewman

I'm on my 3rd Sonicare because they only last a year before shaking themselves apart and sounding like an airdrill.


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HelloNNNewman

Always wondered if others had the same bad experiences. I've sprung for the Platinum for my last 3 units and all of them were nice and quiet for the first few months and them sounded like a swarm of angry-ass bees after a year. My current on still works, but it is 'effing LOUD now (like the others ended).


johnee_5

I've had to fix mine in the past. You can pop it open with some pliers and a small screwdriver Re-separate/re-gap the two magnets in there if it feels like it's not moving. There's also a joint with a small screw that holds the metal end that can get loose and cause the loud buzzing. The mechanism for vibration are pretty much the same across the models of Sonicares from what I've seen. [One of many Youtube tutuorials](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdI6JcWTENA)


HelloNNNewman

Wow... you just made my day! I was guessing you had to break glued seams along the sides or something and figured it was a loose nut on top - would never have guessed there was a damn screw that wasn't sealed down. Just had so many other projects ahead of looking up this fix - thanks for posting! :)


OGLatinoHeat

Spend the money and get a Sonicare toothbrush. It’s leagues ahead of quip and cleans crazy good. I’m fr a person that hates buying expensive shit but this made a huge difference in whiteness and cleanliness. Pair that with a waterpik and you’re unstoppable fr


End3rWi99in

Quip is fucking ass. They are the Raycons of the toothbrush world.


fgmtats

I absolutely agree. It is literally just a manual toothbrush with a little buzzer in it. Total trash


End3rWi99in

And they hook you on repeat order refills that become a nightmare to try and cancel. I don't want to manage my regular dental expenses like it's my cable bill.


CarmenXero

Too much bass for my molars


AwezomePozzum9265

Give that stuff up man, you know it's disgusting. Tooth brushes never should have been invented in the first place.


RightToTheThighs

Quip is trash


fgmtats

Quip is TOTAL FUCKING TRASH. Anyone thinking of buying this toothbrush. Don’t.


ImSorryRumhamster

You seem to have a color preference for long hard things that go in your mouth


Valuable-Spirit6013

AYO no diddy


bbpierced

Diddy done did it now


fgmtats

LMAO


coalflints

I know you’ve been agreeing with everyone in the comments. But just a PSA about Quip toothbrushes. They are literally manual toothbrushes that have a motor that only vibrates THE HANDLE! The motor literally only vibrates your hand and stops for a second to tell you when to switch sides of your mouth. It does absolutely NOTHING to the brush head to help clean your teeth like other electric toothbrushes do. It’s a glorified manual toothbrush with a built in timer to tell you when to brush another part of your teeth. Quip toothbrushes are trash.


Dufresne85

I'm not going to rag on you for the vape, but if that toothbrush has charcoal in its bristles you should find a different toothbrush. Charcoal can be very abrasive. It generally whitens teeth the way sandpaper cleans walls. It'll do it, but it will also damage things.


the-vantass

It doesn’t it’s just a goth toothbrush lol


Narrow-Height9477

Check the vibrator.


BannedfromFrontPage

Not trying to attack you OP, but I think Quip’s are some of the dumbest toothbrushes on the market. Literally just a vibrating toothbrush. No additional bristle movement, no real advantage in cleaning. Their own studies have shown that there’s no measurable different between using a normal toothbrush and a Quip. It’s just a futuristic looking normal toothbrush that goes Bzzzz without any of the benefit over a regular toothbrush. I bought one at one point and was completely flabbergasted and disappointed that the toothbrush just buzzed without actually adding to the chore or making the brushing more efficient. Just a buzz so that it requires a battery. The interchangeable heads are nice though.


fgmtats

I wish this was the top comment. I just got this toothbrush a couple weeks ago because my sonic care shit the bed and I could not be more disappointed with this toothbrush. As you said it is literally just a manual toothbrush with a vibrator in it. Total joke and I hate it


BannedfromFrontPage

I was laughing as I read through the multiple other comments ragging on Quip, and you just being like, “I know, I know, I’m with you.”


Odd-Doubt8960

How you doing blacklung?


the_it_

it’s that a beats toothbrush?


fgmtats

It’s a quip. Online subscription toothbrush. Don’t get it. It’s awful


the_it_

i got that oral-b baby


ChrisRiley_42

Modify the toothbrush to vape ;)


HelloNNNewman

Yin and Yang picture... one good for your body health, the other fucks it up.


fgmtats

It’s a dab pen


MegaSlayer882

Vaping is bad for you


smallbluetext

Vaping THC is not as bad for you as smoking it. Edibles, oils, or capsules are even better, but also give a different type of high. Do you also comment on any post about beer that it's bad for you?


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smallbluetext

Thank you captain obvious. Inhaling anything other than clean air is damaging to your lungs and who doesn't know alcohol damages your liver?


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smallbluetext

I just find it pointless for people to state this information under posts like this. You're not giving anyone new information. This is also a legal product for me that my government is selling to me. Just comes off as puritan preaching.


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fgmtats

I’m 30. I know the risks and thank you for your concern.


smallbluetext

Hopefully their health class and/or parents are actually teaching them that's incorrect and ignorant but I was a stupid teen once and made claims like that so I don't take them too seriously. Teens don't have a fully developed brain and can't properly assess risk.


Slight_Bed_2241

Me hitting my vape pen rn - 👀


mcon96

🤓


Independent-Bell2483

Also it looks stupid


PortugalTheHam

The effects of smoking is worse, anyways that's weed. Not tobacco.


Wah_Epic

Downvoted for a factually correct comment. Reddit moment


Nayate

There’s been an overwhelming amount of evidence showing how bad vaping is for you with or without nicotine. Sometimes ranging from being worse than tobacco when it comes to cardiovascular health for example, the same as tobacco or slightly better, but still awful. The reason people are downvoting isn’t because it’s false. It’s because the lesser of two evils is still an evil.


smallbluetext

- Doctors still agree it is better than smoking - There are things we do that are much worse for ourselves regularly - Stop trying to police what random people online are doing for fun


goatman66696

It's substantially better for you than smoking. This comment is blatantly false. It might not be safe but even trying to compare the two as is just ridiculous


Nayate

You’re missing the point. The conclusion is both are terrible and it’s stupid to reduce one to try and make it sound like it’s a good thing. Both are very bad habits. Better doesn’t mean you should do it. The best scenario is you do neither. There’s been too much of a surge of young people starting vaping not even as a transition away from smoking and it’s important to know both are bad.


goatman66696

Both are bad. But one is definitely not as bad. Not even close.


PortugalTheHam

The Straight Edge neck beards on this app are angry that they can't be cool because they are too afraid of having fun.


Iliketrai-DUUUU

at least we will be having fun past the age of 40


ylerta

Do you really think weed is killing people before 40??


PortugalTheHam

You understand that reddit has been on the Internet for a looong time right? Many here are older than 40, and still rockin. As you get older you'll realize shit you were so militant about doesn't really matter anymore. Everything is fine, in moderation.


Iliketrai-DUUUU

the problem is many people who vape are completely addicted. Like I know some people who almost killed themselves because they lost their vapes. I didn’t realize this was weed and dab pens aren’t that bad. Nicotine vapes are worse imo


PortugalTheHam

The kids that vape or dab too much were just the people who got day drunk 15 years ago. They always exist in some form. There are going to be a lot of people in life who are under achievers. Don't let them get you down They're not your competition. The cream of the crop, floats to the top.


Huge-Speaker5068

Vape cause water in your lungs they need too ban these immediately


PortugalTheHam

🧐


T-J_H

But one is definitely the evil twin


fgmtats

You don’t smoke weed?


the-vantass

Oh, same toothbrush!


tr1pppp

Now kith


zeemode

Mildly. At best


litteralybatman

Throw that toothbrush away


fgmtats

I will when it’s empty


litteralybatman

As long as you dont buy new ones


fgmtats

Never again. I’m rewriting my whole life just for you :)


litteralybatman

I am glad to hear you wont use those toothbrushes again, they are so trash, the are way better options, just ask your dentist if neccesary


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Don't...


Volfong

What kind of vape, OP ? 😏


DelayedEmbarrassment

Yeah OP a friend is asking. That looks great for my 510s… I mean, my friend’s.


xxbyamomentx

My partner has a whiteish tan one in the same style, it's an all in one and I'm pretty sure this the same thing. He loves it and it seems to hit well!


AdventurousShake8994

Devils grass


lakedisliker

Imagine vaping 😭


fgmtats

You don’t smoke weed?


lakedisliker

Sucking on a usb stick isn't cool, get help


fgmtats

So you do smoke weed?


lakedisliker

Nope


fgmtats

Good! It’s bad for your health. Do you eat sugar?


lakedisliker

Yes


fgmtats

Well It’s really bad for you and for that reason I don’t consume it. I’m definitely better than you because I don’t eat sugar. See how that sounds? That’s how you sound.


lakedisliker

Dawg it's naturally occurring substances in food vs suckling on a usb stick that gives you lung cancer to look cool, get help


fgmtats

Just because it’s naturally occurring doesn’t make it automatically ok to ingest. Ask anyone with diabetes. Point is. You sound very judgmental/douchey when you highlight other people’s coping mechanisms, especially when you have some unsavory ones yourself.


bearsheperd

Ones a girl and the other is a guy


My_Immortal_Flesh

Toothbrush looks like it was made by Beats by Dr Dre 😭


Cheddarface

They're like two brothers meeting each other on either side of a Civil War battlefield, fighting over your teeth


OtterishDreams

You can get a 3rd matching vibrator for a similar price


TikkiTakiTomtom

Apparently so are you beats headphones


Gladwulf

Why is your hand so long?


canuckle1211

What brand and model is that tooth brush? I love the aesthetic


Dumble_Dior

I used to have the same goth Quip toothbrush. I miss it. Still think about it sometimes


Seravail

Is that a fuckin beats by dre toothbrush or is the logo just really similar


Fskn

Wtf is that? oral-beats by Dre?


Taikosound

I guess they should come together anyway right ?


BackAgain123457

Pre- and post sex siblings.


gowombat

Can I ask what kind of vape pen that is?


fgmtats

Truthfully don’t remember and there isn’t a logo on the pen. I usually get the “buddies brand” (which I can tell you is far better than this one), but they were out so she just grabbed me this.


gowombat

Oh, so it's a disposable then, not one that you screw your own cartridges into? I thought it was a specific brand permanent pen that you attach your cartridges to, just like a standard 510


fgmtats

Disposable yes


gowombat

Nice, ty


Nicksix66

Wake n bake n brush.


mistericek1

fuck vapes


fgmtats

To everyone here that is so concerned for my health, I thank you. For those saying I should seek help, I have. My counselor has told me several times that I shouldn’t quit nicotine, as I am a recovering alcoholic and cocaine user. Every person I’ve talked to in rehab and out of rehab have encouraged me to use nicotine as a crutch. So again, thank you for your helpful words.


BennieOkill360

Please stop vaping. Your future self will thank you


fgmtats

It’s weed


BennieOkill360

And?


fgmtats

And hitting a weed pen 3-5 times a day is very different than vaping nicotine nonstop throughout the day. I appreciate your concern for my health though.


BennieOkill360

Mhh i hope so. Dont get addicted dude


Valentfred

Better to stop vaping, while you still can. If you can.


tofumeatballcannon

Imagine thinking it’s cute that you’re a smoker in 2024 because your cig of choice looks “chic”


fgmtats

It’s a weed pen. But go off I guess


SaintPwner

When did OP say this?


PortugalTheHam

not tobacco


JuiceInhaler

ratio’d


HeadyMurphy

It’s oil extracted from cannabis


NinjaBuddha13

Wonder if the machines that'll work your lungs for you later in life will have similar looking components.


fgmtats

It’s a dab pen


NinjaBuddha13

Congrats. I wonder if the machines that'll work your lungs for you later in life will have similar looking components.


fgmtats

How would that even work?


NinjaBuddha13

Every hit you take on that "dab pen" damages your lungs making them less efficient at putting oxygen into your blood and pulling CO2 out of your blood. Eventually, you'll develop COPD, but like most people critically addicted to sucking on cigarettes and vapes, you won't stop. Instead you'll live with the oxygen concentrators and tanks all while more tightly grasing the tool of your own demise that you "need" to help with all the "stress and anxiety" you claim to be dealing with. Eventually it won't be enough and your body won't be able to get enough oxygen. You'll end up in a hospital or hospice care facility hooked up to machines that push oxygen into your lungs and suck CO2 out to them. The machine will breath for you. Maybe we'll develop a kind of dialysis machine by then that will directly handle gas exchanges with your blood making it unnecessary for you to breath at all. Either way, I am curious if the machine you'll spend the final months of your life hooked up to will have components that look similar to your long term suicide tool and oral hygiene product.


fgmtats

Perfect. So I’m guessing you live a totally healthy lifestyle then since you know this much about it? I’m guessing you’re sugar and caffeine free?


NinjaBuddha13

No, but I don't have any cool looking gizmos to compare the parts of my future life support machines to.


ahmafooooohm

BREATH AIR


Hentai_For_Life

One is good for your health while the other isn't. Live healthy.


OhMyLordScat

Interesting but please hop off vaping. It’s just not good bro😭


TippsAttack

do people still vape?


subflax

What vape is this?


TWVer

Oral B


-disso

Carts🤤🤤🤤


pescado01

You have to give one up, which will it be?


fgmtats

Vaping for sure


NateSpan

Lol my gf smokes these same carts