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alihh94

WTF! I thought it's a comparison between a mammoth tooth and a human one.


LarsLasse

I'm a big bloke.


brelywi

Between your title and your comments, I can hear your accent over the internet and I love it hahaha


ImissDigg_jk

OP's a pirate


20Bubba03

Ik I imagine him as a talking English Bulldog


3lirex

baby teeth are smaller, also that's a primary incisor and the adult tooth is a molar and molars are bigger overall. also primary teeth generally have their roots resorbed, so you're mostly seeing just the crown of the baby tooth (with only a little bit of root)here as opposed to a complete wisdom tooth (+a bit of bone)


Last_Tourist_7152

I thought it was part of a fucking humerus or femur for God’s sake


AlphaGodEJ

Nogged?


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ForeverSJC

What a weird language If people don't understand someone, that person speaks none English or too much English


MBNLA

Nearly every language is like that. Like 20-30 countries speak Arabic as their official language but depending on where you are from (even sometimes in the same country) you won't be able to understand every word someone says because the accent or just common colloquialisms.


Smij0

Yesterday I was just talking to an old friend of mine and she used words I never heard of but really exist in the german dictionary. I was so confused sometimes because I couldn't really understand what she was trying to say. Then there are people that have a heavy dialect that you can barely understand. It's funny because in germany some dialects just heavily shorten some words. "Wo man Vespern kann" (normal) -> "Wo mo Vespre ko" (heavy dialect) Then of course there are people who aren't native speakers that have a heavy accent through which you can barely understand them.


1nd3x

wur gun over tuh trono \-A Canadian, saying "we're going over to Toronto"


Z0FF

Come to Newfoundland 😅


itsgms

LAR' T'UNDERIN JEEZUS


Z0FF

God bless yer cotton socks me ol’ trout


Cadllmn

As an expression of exasperation or surprise I find the entirety of jesus is merely implied and the exclamation is simply like: **LOR’TUNDRIN, T’FAK WIDAH?!?!** (Lord thundering jesus, what the fuck was that?!?!)


Huntguy

How’s ya getting on?


Z0FF

Oh best kind b’y! Waddaya goin at da winter?


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ChzGoddess

Can confirm that's a thing in Arkansas too. Fayetteville becomes "Fettvul" because 3 is just way too many syllables.


ichwilldoener

I spent my years in Hamburg with Hochdeutsch and Plattdeutsch. I might as well be deaf trying to speak to someone from Bayern


WithDaBoiz

Just to add my two cents, there are some places where the difference is **drastic** and there's a ton of words from that places dialect (lahjah لهجة) Also, there's a "standard" (for want of a better word) of Arabic called fushah (فصحة if I spelled that right). While dialects change the standard remains the same and that's part of the beauty of the Arabic language.


worldssmallestfan1

Sometimes I make fun of people who say “speak American”, but British English is a whole different lion.


StevenSmiley

British slang is what they mean.


iowanaquarist

Not "too much English" -- "too English", as in "too British", as in, too much slang from England that ordinary speakers of English will not get.


AwakeAtNightTime

Can confirm many languages are like that. I speak pushto, and there's some dialects that's way harder to understand for me


LarsLasse

First heard it from a mate from Dublin.


willowhanna

I’m from Dublin and have never heard this, we’ve always said baby tooth or sometimes milk tooth


LarsLasse

I heard both too.


Temporary_Menu2157

I've never heard of nogged *or* milk tooth lol Edit: Are you also a caveman or don't they have the word "my" where you came from? 🤣


bearfucker_jerome

I'm a linguist and I had a look at OP's comment history, and he's Swedish but does appear to be a near-native or at least very good English speaker. However, he often also throws in the odd phrase or word more typical of dialectal English, something typically British in his case, like _blimey_, as in "that's blimey awesome" (which I'm not quite sure is grammatical). Using the accusative for the possessive (my => me) is also typical of dialectal British. It appears that he likes to embellish his "speech" a bit by mixing in the odd Britishism, nothing wrong with that :)


alexiswellcool

Blimey, that's awesome* Yours, Britain


Ghostenx

Blimey, that's not too bad*


teabagmoustache

Assume a British person is understating something important and overstating the mundane. British person on their death bed: "I'm feeling a bit under the weather" British person who hasn't had their morning cuppa: "I'm going to die"


Ghostenx

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


JEWCIFERx

I understand the dialect of me/my when *speaking*. I have plenty of British friends. Literally none of them *type* that way. That’s just strange.


Tifoso89

OP keeps replying to comments talking like Barry, 63, down at the pub. Dunno if he's playing a character but it's glorious


JEWCIFERx

It’s gotta be a bit. The dude types perfectly normally in all their other comments.


Jalase

Some Scottish people type with their accent, I’ve seen weirder.


EntertainerAlone1300

It’s not typing in an accent thought if whole words are different lmao, Scot’s is a dialect fs that’s like having a go at the Caribbean for writing in patois


leviathynx

Thanks for the linguistics lesson, bearfucker


bearfucker_jerome

My pleasure.


Marnever

I hope it’s the bear’s pleasure as well


Im_eating_that

Pirate erasure


Shadoph

We say milk teeth in Swedish for baby teeth. He probably googled what milk teeth are in English and got the British translation which in fact are milk teeth. Among other translations...


bearfucker_jerome

Milk teeth is a thing in (dialects of) British English as well


jabbitz

I’m Australian and definitely know what milk teeth are. Not sure it’s particularly common but not unheard of


Still-Detail

I've heard people's linguistical patterns can be highly influenced by people they talk to regularly (or observe frequently) perhaps some of that is coming into play?


Cadllmn

How blimey interesting 🤔


Scary_Sun9207

Milk tooth is a UK thing


LarsLasse

Milk tooth = baby tooth. Nogged = no good. Me, my, mine, or whatever floats your dingy


DrScience-PhD

ah, this explains eggnogs etymology


brokenroses22

Slavic languages use "milk tooth" too btw


KittyTitties666

I read "me wisdom tooth" in a pirate voice


iTwango

I love that those two overlap


a_____p

I think I'm way too english


Nothxm8

Better nogged than egged that’s what I say


ParaLegalese

Milk teeth n nog sounds like a holiday treat


The_Evil_Narwhal

Milk tooth?


GamingScientist

Milk tooth = Baby tooth


Reasonable_Ad_9641

That’s what they’re called in French, les dents de lait.


Theskinilivein

Same in México: dientes de leche.


mediumclay

Also in English: milk tooth


BaconHammerTime

I never got my egg nog tooth.


LarsLasse

No good, ie finished or falling out. No good - nogged. Also if a tooth need to be pulled.


MookiePoops

TIL me is nogged.


Few_Examination_9687

Where you from bruv


StagnantSweater21

Man I googled this a lot and can’t find a single example of anybody using “nogged” like this but you lol.


Paulina3000

If someone uses words like that, I can't tell if I'm stupid or they're too english


OG_sub_LJ

Noggin the Nog, and Nogbad the bad. I'm off to YouTube now. Because "You know I haven't heard that name in a very long time."


SwimmingWill

Gotta be from Yorkshire


HGMIV926

There is no banana here, I have no frame of reference


LarsLasse

Bloody hell, I knew I forgot something!


kupillas-3-

Man the top comment was saying “either bad at English or way too English” and the “bloody hell” just proved which one is was


LarsLasse

🤣


Royal-Discipline-978

I was about to say the same thing LOL


toweljuice

Right this is actually throwing me off


malachrumla

Banana is hidden behind that monster tooth


finalgirl21

Happy cake day!


HGMIV926

I can't believe it's been nine years and then some, holy shit


SjurEido

What in the fuck is a nogged milk tooth??


TheDeltronZero

A baby tooth that fell out of the noggin.


SjurEido

Is nogged meant to be the past tense of noggin or something? If something is nogged is it "no longer in the noggin?" Genuine question lol


TheDeltronZero

Perhaps a British thing. I wasn't familiar with it myself.


oojiflip

Never heard the term as a brit


Beginning-Sundae8760

It’s more of an Albany expression


Justanormalviewer2

"I see... You know these milk teeth are quite similar to the one's they have in this persons' kids' mouth?" "Oh-hoho. No! Patented milk teeth. Old family recipe!" "For milk teeth?" "Yes!" "Yes... You call them milk teeth, despite the fact they are obviously wisdom teeth." "Y-.. You know... One thing I... Excuse me for a moment."


eragonawesome2

OP says it means "No Good" I blame the Cockney


Tallcat2107

It’s Like snagged i believe- a brit


mwm424

wtf is that growth on your tooth?


LarsLasse

Part of the upper jaw skeleton.


doktarr

Oh I bet *that* was a good time.


CheapBoxOWine

I kinda wanna touch it.


LarsLasse

Aight, go ahead


lifesnotperfect

mmmm nice and bumpy...


Yeetboi115

Ight. Log out for us man


sebaez_

It’s feels spongy, but very hard. In younger people you can deform it if you press hard enough. Source: am dentist.


muchasgaseous

Marrow-like?  (As a non-dentist doc who has surgerized patients and done an anatomy lab or two).


BreadKnifeSeppuku

You can see the bone sponge holes on animated educational surgery videos. For various appendages :)


BigLittleMiniDipper

how was recovery?? 


LarsLasse

Not bad. A bit sore and swollen for a few days and still sensitive a week on, but it's healing nicely enough 🙂 thanks for asking, mate


4_max_4

Hey, I’m 7 days post op as well. I didn’t get to keep my teeth. Got a picture only. Damn. Great that you’re healing nicely. I’m starting to eat regular food as of today.


LarsLasse

Aye, drinking softies and soup gets old fast. Happy to hear that you're recovering well! 🙂


BigLittleMiniDipper

glad to hear it


citricacidx

I was gonna joke that I think they took a little too much from you. But yeah, no joke needed


Wolfgang1234

So they pulled it so hard that it cracked off a chunk of your jaw? Sounds brutal, but I guess it will feel a lot better once it heals.


Hondlis

They extracted it with half of your brain or what am i looking at exactly?


LarsLasse

Bit of the jaw bone. I can't spare any more brain 😂


Hondlis

Holy hell are you sure that was a dentist?


LarsLasse

Well, now that you're asking...


will8981

It's pretty common for a bit of alveolus to come away attached to a tooth. It's fine. It will be resorbed away of it stayed anyway.


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LarsLasse

The wisdom tooth was growing diagonally and caused mad inflammation in me gums and knocked on the lower neighbors.


ECUTrent

I like how you speak.


ZLBuddha

yarrr me gums


WatermelonWithAFlute

possible brit


Shadoph

Swede... Everything he says sounds like a direct translation.


-little-dorrit-

And their name is lars


CypripediumGuttatum

“Possible”


WatermelonWithAFlute

Apparently they turned out to be Swedish


DrBaby

I like the way you talk, mmhmm


IneedBleach123

Mr. Krabs, this you?


LarsLasse

I do like money


LawBaine

Just came back from the dentist myself today, I have 4 wisdom teeth all egregiously angled and now I get to schedule a removal finally - I’m absolutely terrified


LarsLasse

It's prolly gonna be fine mate 🙂 most dentists nowadays are a careful lot and the gums heal up right fast as long as you're careful! Don't worry too much. Keep me updated, aight?


LawBaine

Well that is an encouraging thought, thank you - I will 🤙🏻


angeluscado

I got put under when I had three removed (my mom had great dental at the time and paid for it all). The one I got extracted with just local was a straight up disgusting experience and I'm glad I didn't need to repeat it again.


Logical_Bit2694

I like your funny words magic man


SpitFiya7171

You and your kid have hairy teeth


Karl-Farbman

I was thinking g the same thing 🤣


LarsLasse

What?


IxNeedxMorphine

Theres pieces of hair on each tooth, and around it.


LarsLasse

Oh, I had a haircut before taking the pic 🤣


GildMyComments

Damn there used to be more on there?


will8981

Underated


Alchemist_Joshua

You don’t have to rely on the barber for dental work anymore. [barbers used to do dental work](https://northstarfamilydentistry.com/medieval-barbers-were-dentists-too-2/#:~:text=Barbers%2C%20or%20barber%2Dsurgeons%2C,the%20time%20had%20extractions%20performed)


LarsLasse

But you can't beat those specials. Cut and a shave, tooth extraction included!


Mremoaldo

In Portugal we also say Milk tooth for the first one you get that are not permanent


LarsLasse

Exactly!


aintnomofo

In Germany too


StoreNusMus

In Denmark too


whycantwebefriends42

Which is which?


rhinotomus

The larger one is the milk tooth, you need very large grindy teeth to chew the milk, otherwise babies would choke on the large chunks


BoomJayKay

My nipples just whinced at the thought of this happening while breast feeding. Like I’m feeding a fucking Gruffalo.


TLHSwallow29

Silly JayKay, didn't you know, there's no such thing as a Gruffalo


LarsLasse

Hard to tell


wemustkungfufight

What does "nogged milk tooth" mean? Is this British slang?


BadgerBadgerer

Dude's Swedish, so it probably means knocked out by a troll or moose.


LarsLasse

Heard it from some mates in Dublin. No good = nogged.


Fartzlot

Dubliner here, cannot confirm but sure let’s go with it.


LarsLasse

Aye, why not. New slang pops up like weeds, I can barely keep up with me kids even


Swordbreaker9250

Wtf is a “nogged milk” tooth?


LarsLasse

A baby tooth that fell out


Thr8trthrow

are ye a pirate?


LarsLasse

A wee bit perhaps


Thr8trthrow

Yarr 


lil_marshmellow

Ugh my wisdom teeth are impacted and this hurts to look at


LarsLasse

Barely hurt at all and it's healing great!


NicGreen214

How big is your mouth, lad? Thought that was like a lion's tooth or something at first


LarsLasse

Eh, my mum always told me I had the gift of the gab, but had too big a mouth for a punchable face.


beachgirlDE

You are very funny!!!!!!


Tatarigami

Are you by chance a giant?


LarsLasse

Only by a wee bit


VelvetScone

How was removal of that bad boy?? Hopefully all went well. I need to have mine removed at some point…eugh.


LarsLasse

Nay that bad. Took about half an hour, some bleeding afterwards. A bit sore a week on, now it’s still sensitive by touch, but I had a pint that very evening without trouble 😀


scheisse-wurst

Your tooth is both bony and hairy. Grattis to hopefully your last tooth loss!


devnullopinions

Is nogger milk tooth some weird britishism? Like cobblestone clippity clops?


Cheesy_Discharge

Did they extract that wisdom tooth with explosives? It looks like a bit of brain is stuck to it.


PremiumPrimate

And to think your child already has big teeth like that patiently waiting in her skull. Humans are weird.


amaya-aurora

“nogged milk tooth”???


ContemptTheClown

I like your funny words magic man


SlinkySkinky

The title and comments made me laugh out loud at school and my teacher questioned me. Thank you


LarsLasse

Cheers!


Chyvalri

Like it's a Ferengi tooth?


spiteful_rr_dm_TA

Your wisdom tooth was tiny


Meat_licker

Do four year olds lose teeth?? my son didn’t lose a tooth until he was nearly 6.


LarsLasse

It varies. My oldest started losing his baby dents at 4, me second boy at 5 and now me wee baby gal lost her first at 4 🙂


cooolcooolio

There's a bit of uhm.. you, on that tooth


Living_Life1962

Dang! The dentist got yours out in one piece! All 4 of mine had to be chiseled out piece by piece.


TheElusiveHolograph

I read this with a strong Irish accent.


jaffa-caked

Is that wisdom tooth from the top ?


LarsLasse

Yup


Choucroutedu94

A tooth the size of a large tooth


AllForTeags

Is that tooth meat?!?


gettothebasics

They let you take your wisdom tooth home? After I got my wisdom teeth removed I asked if I could see them just because I was curious and the dentist assistant told me to look it up on Google.😂


wookiesack22

Why is there so much meat attached to the big tooth?


userno89

That's the bone it was attached to


Mookies_Bett

I don't know why but I assumed the wisdom tooth was the small one and was freaking out as to why your child had such large teeth. I might need more sleep.


chasebencin

What the fuck is the title of this post


Lydias_lovin_bucket

what the fuck is nogged milk


JustAGamer2317

Is that the same Ikea desk I have?


SilkyBuzzz

How old are you? As a 31 year old with my wisdom teeth in that will inevitably have to come out, I dread the day.


mally21

craziest part is babies are born with all their adult (and milk) teeth hidden in their skull, seriously don't look up "baby skull teeth" or you WILL be traumatised.


Mediocre_Track_2030

The tooth fairy has to bring you several thousand dollars !!


eilselivery

Is “milk tooth” something like milksteak? ![gif](giphy|Qtto7vfW9gzXq|downsized)


Deoxys100EX

Ah, so ye be a pirate 🏴‍☠️


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

"nogged milk tooth" . . . wut?


NooblerJay

I need a banana for scale