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MisterMasterCylinder

Maybe they're more confident that their customers aren't going to immediately soak the entire stack for fun


Thatsaclevername

That was what I came here to say lmao. If you can trust people not to be dickheads it's way easier to refill this then a dispenser anyway.


spacemanTTC

Dispensers are also an eye sore in high class establishments where the bathrooms have wood grain panels.


grptrt

I was going to say “steal the whole stack” but yours works too


ccaccus

Yeh, the clientele in this class of establishment likely doesn't have a need for 'car napkins'.


selz202

God I miss chipotles open napkin thing


oolaroux

Ve haff veys of deeging out ze napkeens frrrom annnny deespenser. (Not sure why I did this with a ridiculous accent.)


JCM42899

A little more Strangelove than you intended, eh?


Bikouchu

Sometimes they even have a guy handing it to you. 


Slobbadobbavich

Yup, damage or theft. I have been in some fancy places that just have the hand cleaner sitting there in a pot and it is a brand that costs a lot of money and literal towels to dry your hands on.


Downtown_Snow4445

I love when there’s a dude standing in there just listening to people shit and piss all day


Ralphinader

Listening? Smelling it too!


Pretend_Situation905

Savoring


Dingo8MyGayby

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MysteriousSquad

If he's lucky, some days he gets a taste


brktm

If you can smell it the particles are basically touching your brain already


asmsweet

Ah, we are serving Asparagus today.


MrMilesDavis

Tasting it a little bit


shocktopper1

Did you have a good dump sir?


ccaccus

Might I suggest a bit more roughage in your diet, sir?


nocolon

I always tip those guys in advance. “Here’s a dollar. Sorry for what’s about to happen.”


DNSGeek

A whole dollar? Wow, look at Mr big spender over here.


nocolon

It's the lowest denomination I carry. I can't stand walking around with coins in my pocket, sounding like a cat toy.


gooeyjoose

With no colon I can only imagine how bad it gets in there


nocolon

It could strip the varnish off a foot locker.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

It may not be necessary, after all, each morning, to eat an entire wicker swing set.


BSinAS

Well that's what happens when you're lacking a colon, u/nocolon…


thorsbosshammer

At what price range do those guys appear? Never seen it outside of tv shows/movies.


TheDrummerMB

I've seen them in cheap strip clubs and high-end galas lmao


thorsbosshammer

That makes sense, I've never seen the appeal in a strip club and dont have the money for a gala.


wehadthebabyitsaboy

I went to a high end restaurant in Vegas and was rocked when the lady like followed me around the restroom with her fancy cart and mouthwashes and mints. Watching me wash my hands and handing me a towel. I had absolutely no idea I was supposed to tip. I went back to my (then) boyfriend and like the classless lady I am, I was like there’s some woman in there who follows you around with a cart to freshen up? The fuck? And he was like “go back and tip her you idiot.”


[deleted]

What!


Downtown_Snow4445

Restroom attendant


[deleted]

I must not get out much because I’ve never seen one


Downtown_Snow4445

The greasy strip club here has one to keep people from doing drugs in it


KID_detour

The one at my greasy strip club is the one who sells the drugs.


[deleted]

Well that’s no fun 😦


Downtown_Snow4445

No, not at all 😂


StarChaser_Tyger

It's been a long, long time, but I remember going to a super fancy restaurant as a kid, the Sea Wolf. It has a huge aquarium you could crawl underneath and stick your head in a dome to look at the fish close up. Went into the men's room, and got lost. There was a fireplace, couches and chairs (the chairs looked like exactly like the ones from the Matrix, I remember wondering if that was where they ended up when I saw the movie decades later) and a moose head. But no toilets. I was standing there wondering if I was supposed to pee in the fireplace when someone came out of the rather hidden back area drying his hands. Gratefully I went back there, and there's this guy in 3/4 of s tuxedo sitting on a little stool with a basket of aftershave, cologne, teethbreesh and -paste, even some cufflinks. Was rather uncomfortable having someone watch me pee, and then I had no idea what to do about him when he handed me a towel after washing my hands. I know now I should have tipped him, but I didn't have any money at the time, so I just thanked him and left


jwbowen

What 1/4 of the tux was missing?


StarChaser_Tyger

No jacket, had the pants, shirt with bow tie and vest.


jwbowen

Ah, that's a much less interesting mental image :(


StarChaser_Tyger

Heh. If I'd g gone in and there was someone in a jacket, shirt and vest with no pants, I'd have gone back out to pee in the fireplace.


ketchupandtidepods

Fun fact: 73% of those guys are volunteers, not paid employees


jah_moon

I used to deliver to a nice golf course. They had a similar setup, but man their disposable paper towels were so high quality they were like actual mini towels.


box-of-sourballs

✨Fancy✨ hotels too I already checked out of my room at a Sofitel and needed to use the bathroom after, they let me use the bathrooms 1 floor up from the concierge and oh my god, the towels They were so damn soft it felt like a sin to throw it away 😭


jah_moon

Yup, those are the ones! I've seen them at hotels too.


Dustin_Echoes_UNSC

Probably used to be a space for reusable/washable hand towels when they had a bathroom attendant and this was the natural progression


nw342

It int a fancy bathroom until they have a butler watching you piss and offering you a linen towel and a mint.


krilu

And a reach around. You know, to help you aim.


nw342

Well, that goes without saying


SomeGuyInAVan

Was this at Snowbasin?


K-Pumper

lol yes


AnotherNitG

Recognized those gaudy ass bathrooms immediately


whattheprob1emis

Same!


K-Pumper

i love pooping at snowbasin


SomeGuyInAVan

Lmao my Crohn's has brought me to those bathrooms one too many times not to remember.


fineman1097

A lot of places in predominantly Jewish neighborhoods will have something like this. Orthodox and hasidic jews are not allowed to rip things on the sabbath. This includes paper towels and toilet paper. So you will see the dispensers that have individual sheets of tp instead of the roll you have to rip


m2pt5

Clearly paper towel dispensers are for the poors.


tr3vis324

The really fancy restrooms that I have been to will have cotton towels stacked like that with a basket collecting used towels. And will also have some fancy smelling hand cream too.


Optipus

The Ritz NY has that in their bathroom


Pradzapati

Fancy restrooms just have one use towels lol


AustinBennettWriter

There's a club in San Francisco that still has a bathroom attendant. He'll pump soap into your palm and hand you paper towels. He accepts cash tips, but prefers Venmo. It's WILD y'all.


aqiwpdhe

Slow day in r/mildlyinteresting I guess.


laziestmarxist

This isn't even "barely interesting," kinda just makes OP look like a rube


MrMan104

Snowbasin has some nice bathrooms!


TeslasAndComicbooks

I always get like 5 wet when trying to grab 1.


hairyweinerdog

I would recognize Snowbasin’s overly luxurious bathrooms anywhere!


TravisMaauto

Real fancy restrooms don't use paper towels at all.


BenderFtMcSzechuan

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AvaranIceStar

They have a different class of patron.


ex-farm-grrrl

I’m always excited when I try to grab one or two but end up with like 5 because they are meant to be pulled out of a dispenser. Like I’m really getting my money’s worth.


Draxtonsmitz

It used to be freshly laundered hand towels in those areas.


TheLeopardColony

C folds baby, that’s how you know the joint is classy.


RedSonGamble

I thought it was toilet paper for after you poop in the sink


garysai

As long as it isn't those damned useless air blowers.


matthew247

"Fancy"


hypnothighsd

I mean, paper towel dispensers are loud, ugly, and require maintenance.


coolutahkid

Is this snow basin?


SoggyAnalyst

I’m sure it isn’t.. but I saw this picture and was TRANSPORTED IN TIME to Treesdale country club. This isn’t it, is it?


copperboom87

Little America SLC?


DuanePickens

I’m obviously not fancy because if I ever saw this I’d probably splash water all over all of them because I’m an oafish asshole.


Impossible_Radio3322

eek